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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my
marriage or my.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pleasure, My marriage or my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay, we'll get into that, find out what that's all about,
and just to forge together. O.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We'll get into it, find out what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes, that's why you get married right.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
On the first a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Anyway, here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Already A wow, I got to pray for you. This
right here is parasite para.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes, no pleasure in that. M no pleasure at all.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Let's go, ladies and gentlemen, cat dog if you would
Paris are.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Hey, I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
You actually came in, uh maybe like two and a
half weeks to go here to my office and got
a physical for for life insurance.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right right yeah, everything okay.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Uh well yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd like
to see if I can get you to come in
and I you know, everything's gonna be fine. But I
got a small procedure we'd like to do to Actually,
you know right now, you're not approved for your life
insurance due until this procedure is done. So if you
don't mind coming in, we'd like to get you taking
care of When can I schedule you to come in like, uh,
(01:42):
maybe tomorrow or the following day?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yeah, what kind of procedure is?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
This is an okay.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Astromynah, I got something, that's what's that?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's got something do you want now?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
And something doing my eyes? I hang herd' what's that?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
No? No, has nothing to do with the eyes. No,
nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites
in a particular area, and what we want to do
is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll
be fine. You'll get your life in feriance, you're and
your family will be great. So can I get you
to come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
As?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
What what area found? The parasite is actually one of
your testicles has some parasites. So what we're gonna do
is what's called a okostromy and okot is actually removing
that testicle completely, and then everything will be fine. It's
all confined and we'll be able to remove it.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You'll be on your way, You'll get your life in
feriance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said,
can I get can I? Can I get you to
come in tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
What are you gonna well?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Only one, only one and it's not gonna take long.
It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
we get you to go? Whether are you available?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I didn't want to say I remove it, sir.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
You know oftentimes when people come in for life insurance,
these type of things happen. So we want to get
you in and get it out as quickly as possible.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Nah, man, I'm waiting for a routine physical. Maybe I
wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff. Now
I get a parent site. Man in my testical y'all
gonna move a testicle? Man, I'm twenty five. Man, my wife, Man,
I know kids. They were trying to be like, I
gotta move a technical.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
able to live a normal life. You know, you'll just
see you won't have all of them, but you'll have
enough to create children. You understand that.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Noah, Man, I can't. No, I ain't going. I can't
come in for that.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
No, sir, is there any way I can get you
in tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so
we can kind of get this thing taken gear of
and we can get you moving on your way, and
that people can get the life insurance papers together and
so forth.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to
take in a third opinion on that. Man, he's talking
about taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man.
I'm gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's some sir.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Sir, you can go around the entire city and see
several doctors. I'm gonna tell you you're just gonna be
wasting time. I'm going to try to knock this thing
out for you.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, you
ain't join this to get money, man, This is scheduling nothing. Man,
I need taking a third pity, it's bloomal.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Brian, I'll tell you if you come in and let
me get this thing taken care of, you know, I'll
have you back. You know, big ball in shot calling
before it's all over. You know what's big?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Big balling shot calling? Man, I told you that. Man,
I ain't going in for none of that. Man, I'm
supposed to tell my wife. Man, this, this ain't cool. Man,
I ain't going in for that. Man. I'm rescheduling.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Man, you rescheduled? What do you mean you're rescheduling?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Sir? What I'm getting I'm getting another opinion.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I ain't going in for that, Okay, But I'm trying
to make you a big baller shot caller.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
You know, man, what what is your name? Man, You're
supposed to be a doctor. You're making little jokes. Man,
you're doing a little play on words. Man, it ain't
even funny. Man, I'm calling it insurance finally telling they
get me doctor.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Man.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Man, you think he's funny. Hey, it ain't funny. Man.
You're making a little chase.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Man, it ain't funny. Man.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
I'm getting taking a p man.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
After getting all of the work that we got, the
blood work, the yeurine word, the complete physical that's when
we realize that you have parasites in a particular area.
So what we're trying, I'm not. I don't mean I
turned to make a light of make humor in it,
just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
I apologize, all right.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
That ain't funning, man, you want to want to lose it? No,
that ain't funny.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Man.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
If I had a situation that nurse would have told
me that he ain't telling me nothing. Man, have me thinking,
I'm all good now you telling me I got to
come in to remove a test on that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
We had to run tests on you, sir. We got
tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
we want to do is make sure we get them
completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
out is to remove that testicle.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Man, it's some man. I ain't got no paracites. Man,
May I have here running out of these tests on me.
I'm going to another doctor, man, because this man, I
ain't got no paracites. Man, all these kids got somebody'll
run me. I gotta remove them.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
That's some you know, Yeah, I mean, so that's I
know you doctor, man.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I ain't got no paracise man, I'm following my head shut,
I'm telling my dealing with you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I ain't got no.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Paracise man, Brian, let me make you understand something clearly here.
It's my job as a physician that if the patient
doesn't come to me, it's my job to come to
you and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having
to come to your home and extract the problem.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Man, when you want to come to my home house,
may you why what you want with the house of tests?
May you you fact that I'm going for another doctor,
I'm getting another chance. I ain't got a test.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Let it, sir, You've got the parasite and you only
have twenty four hours for me to get you. Sir,
I have to move on this quickly.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Brian.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay, I'm not gonna take it. Ain't I ain't gotta Okay,
go three. This can't give it. I ain't give it.
Ain't got a parasite, man, It's.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another another
human being. It just develops in one out of every
three or four million people. You actually you have it, Brian,
I got extracted from you.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
You try to tell me I'm you're not gonna come. Fine,
there's something else that you have and I haven't told
you about. There's something else I need.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
To tell you.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I got you something I got passed bright. You just
got pranked. You just got pranked by nephew Tommy from
the Steve Hally Morning Show. Your wife and Nika got
me the plank phone called you.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I mean, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Nobody want to hear about parasites right Thanksgiving too much.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I was gonna tell y'all.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, strip club be jumping on, thank you,
yall went on Wednesday, thank you, and that.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It be packed up in the.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Really hey, yeah, and you just had this random thought
to tell us that because.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I just remembered from a long, long, long, long time ago,
long time ago, that people used to go. You know,
I don't know if they still go, but yeah, yeah,
a while back, I used to be.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, I heard yeah this time. So at midnight? Do
they serve Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Boy? Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
They got a whole buffet in now when you're going, well,
but I heard me, let me talking about what.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The experience, Yeah, like you've been.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
They have a lot anyway. That's I just like just
letting y'all know. I was trying to figure out what
to do next week.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What happened on Thanksgiving Eve at the at the Strip
Club Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What happened to come out in a Turkey outfit?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And she just come.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Out deck in her Turkey outfit?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You're listening, she will Steve Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is my
marriage or my.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pleasure, My marriage or my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Okay, we'll get into that, find out what that's all about,
and just to forge together. O.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We'll get into it, find out what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes, that's why you get married right.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
On the first a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Anyway, here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Already A wow, I got to pray for you. This
right here is parasite para.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes, no pleasure in that. M no pleasure at all.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Let's go, ladies and gentlemen, cat dog if you would
Paris are.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yeah, I'm doing I'm doing.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Hey, I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
You actually came in, uh maybe like two and a
half weeks to go here to my office and got
a physical for for life insurance.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right right yeah, everything okay.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Uh well yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd like
to see if I can get you to come in
and I you know, everything's gonna be fine. But I
got a small procedure we'd like to do to Actually,
you know right now, you're not approved for your life
insurance due until this procedure is done. So if you
don't mind coming in, we'd like to get you taking
care of When can I schedule you to come in like, uh,
(01:42):
maybe tomorrow or the following day?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yeah, what kind of procedure is?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
This is an okay.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Astromynah, I got something, that's what's that?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's got something do you want now?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
And something doing my eyes? I hang herd' what's that?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
No? No, has nothing to do with the eyes. No,
nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites
in a particular area, and what we want to do
is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll
be fine. You'll get your life in feriance, you're and
your family will be great. So can I get you
to come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
As?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
What what area found? The parasite is actually one of
your testicles has some parasites. So what we're gonna do
is what's called a okostromy and okot is actually removing
that testicle completely, and then everything will be fine. It's
all confined and we'll be able to remove it.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
You'll be on your way, You'll get your life in
feriance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said,
can I get can I? Can I get you to
come in tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
What are you gonna well?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Only one, only one and it's not gonna take long.
It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
we get you to go? Whether are you available?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I didn't want to say I remove it, sir.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
You know oftentimes when people come in for life insurance,
these type of things happen. So we want to get
you in and get it out as quickly as possible.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Nah, man, I'm waiting for a routine physical. Maybe I
wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff. Now
I get a parent site. Man in my testical y'all
gonna move a testicle? Man, I'm twenty five. Man, my wife, Man,
I know kids. They were trying to be like, I
gotta move a technical.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
able to live a normal life. You know, you'll just
see you won't have all of them, but you'll have
enough to create children. You understand that.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Noah, Man, I can't. No, I ain't going. I can't
come in for that.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
No, sir, is there any way I can get you
in tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so
we can kind of get this thing taken gear of
and we can get you moving on your way, and
that people can get the life insurance papers together and
so forth.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to
take in a third opinion on that. Man, he's talking
about taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man.
I'm gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's some sir.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Sir, you can go around the entire city and see
several doctors. I'm gonna tell you you're just gonna be
wasting time. I'm going to try to knock this thing
out for you.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, you
ain't join this to get money, man, This is scheduling nothing. Man,
I need taking a third pity, it's bloomal.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Brian, I'll tell you if you come in and let
me get this thing taken care of, you know, I'll
have you back. You know, big ball in shot calling
before it's all over. You know what's big?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Big balling shot calling? Man, I told you that. Man,
I ain't going in for none of that. Man, I'm
supposed to tell my wife. Man, this, this ain't cool. Man,
I ain't going in for that. Man. I'm rescheduling.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Man, you rescheduled? What do you mean you're rescheduling?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Sir? What I'm getting I'm getting another opinion.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I ain't going in for that, Okay, But I'm trying
to make you a big baller shot caller.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
You know, man, what what is your name? Man, You're
supposed to be a doctor. You're making little jokes. Man,
you're doing a little play on words. Man, it ain't
even funny. Man, I'm calling it insurance finally telling they
get me doctor.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Man.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Man, you think he's funny. Hey, it ain't funny. Man.
You're making a little chase.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Man, it ain't funny. Man.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
I'm getting taking a p man.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
After getting all of the work that we got, the
blood work, the yeurine word, the complete physical that's when
we realize that you have parasites in a particular area.
So what we're trying, I'm not. I don't mean I
turned to make a light of make humor in it,
just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
I apologize, all right.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
That ain't funning, man, you want to want to lose it? No,
that ain't funny.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Man.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
If I had a situation that nurse would have told
me that he ain't telling me nothing. Man, have me thinking,
I'm all good now you telling me I got to
come in to remove a test on that.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
We had to run tests on you, sir. We got
tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
we want to do is make sure we get them
completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
out is to remove that testicle.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Man, it's some man. I ain't got no paracites. Man,
May I have here running out of these tests on me.
I'm going to another doctor, man, because this man, I
ain't got no paracites. Man, all these kids got somebody'll
run me. I gotta remove them.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
That's some you know, Yeah, I mean, so that's I
know you doctor, man.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I ain't got no paracise man, I'm following my head shut,
I'm telling my dealing with you.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I ain't got no.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Paracise man, Brian, let me make you understand something clearly here.
It's my job as a physician that if the patient
doesn't come to me, it's my job to come to
you and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having
to come to your home and extract the problem.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Man, when you want to come to my home house,
may you why what you want with the house of tests?
May you you fact that I'm going for another doctor,
I'm getting another chance. I ain't got a test.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Let it, sir, You've got the parasite and you only
have twenty four hours for me to get you. Sir,
I have to move on this quickly.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Brian.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay, I'm not gonna take it. Ain't I ain't gotta Okay,
go three. This can't give it. I ain't give it.
Ain't got a parasite, man, It's.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another another
human being. It just develops in one out of every
three or four million people. You actually you have it, Brian,
I got extracted from you.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
You try to tell me I'm you're not gonna come. Fine,
there's something else that you have and I haven't told
you about. There's something else I need.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
To tell you.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I got you something I got passed bright. You just
got pranked. You just got pranked by nephew Tommy from
the Steve Hally Morning Show. Your wife and Nika got
me the plank phone called you.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I mean, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Nobody want to hear about parasites right Thanksgiving too much.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I was gonna tell y'all.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, strip club be jumping on, thank you,
yall went on Wednesday, thank you, and that.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It be packed up in the.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Really hey, yeah, and you just had this random thought
to tell us that because.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I just remembered from a long, long, long, long time ago,
long time ago, that people used to go. You know,
I don't know if they still go, but yeah, yeah,
a while back, I used to be.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, I heard yeah this time. So at midnight? Do
they serve Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Boy? Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
They got a whole buffet in now when you're going, well,
but I heard me, let me talking about what.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The experience, Yeah, like you've been.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
They have a lot anyway. That's I just like just
letting y'all know. I was trying to figure out what
to do next week.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
What happened on Thanksgiving Eve at the at the Strip
Club Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What happened to come out in a Turkey outfit?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And she just come.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Out deck in her Turkey outfit?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You're listening, she will Steve Harvey Morning Show
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