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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, it's time for the nephew with the prank
phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What you got, man, Well, we got a medical problem
over here to junior. We got uh, we got parasites.
We got parasite. I need to call this man and
let him know there's parasite in one of your testicles.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm sorry, I just had to say so.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a parent.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We got to remove one of them.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, And you thought this was a good idea to
prank somebody about this?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You don't think it is. Look at that premise right there.
You don't think that's good. I think that's too far. Yeah,
that's outstanding. What that's what a good prank is? It's
too far?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
People like this?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, yes, it's been doing it for years. Let's go,
cat dog parasite. We got to take one. We've got
to take one up thar.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
hey Brian, this was doctor Jacob doing today. Yeah, yeah,
I'm okay. Listen, you actually came in, uh maybe like
two and a half weeks ago here to my office
and got a physical for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, right, Yeah,
everything okay? Uh, well, yeah, everything's going to be pretty good.
(01:14):
I'd like to see if I can get you to
come in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine.
But I got a small procedure we'd like to do
to Actually, you know, right now, you're not approved for
your life insurance do until this procedure is done. So
if you don't mind coming in, we'd like to get
you taken care of. When can I schedule you to
come in like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the following day? Yeah,
(01:36):
what kind of procedure is? Well, actually, I don't know if
you've heard of it. This is an okostromyn. I got
something that's.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's got something do you wasn't now? And something doing
my eyes? I hang heard what's that? No? No, has
nothing to do with the eyes. No, nothing at all.
We found a little bit of parasites in a particular area,
and what we want to do is make sure we
just remove it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get
your life insurance, You're and your family will be great.
So can I get you to come in tomorrow? Maybe
(02:07):
Thursday afternoon? As? Wow? What what area found the parasite
in actually one of your testicles has some parasites. So
what we're gonna do is what's called a okostromy, and
okostrom is actually removing that testicle completely, and then everything
will be fine. It's all confined and we'll be able
to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
(02:27):
your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
I said, can I get can I? Can I get
you to come in tomorrow? What you gonna ta? Well,
only one, only one, and it's not gonna take long.
It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
we get you to go? What the are you available?
I want to say, I remove it, sir. You know what,
(02:51):
oftentimes when people come in with life insurance, these type
of things happen. So we want to get you in
and get it out as quickly as possible.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
No, man, I'm waiting for a routine physical.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff.
Now I get a parent site. Man in my testical,
y'all gonna move a testico? Man, I'm twenty five, man,
my wife, man, I know kids, they were trying to
be like I gotta.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Move a testicle. Let me say this to you, Brian,
You're gonna be completely fine. You'll be able to create children.
You'll be able to live a normal life. You know,
you'll just see. You won't have all of them, but
you'll have enough to create children. You understand that. No, man,
I can't. No, I ain't gonna. I can't come in
for that now, Sir, Is there any way I can
get you in tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday
(03:33):
afternoon so we can kind of get this thing taken
care of and we can get you moving on your way,
and that people can get the life insurance papers together
and so forth.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need a
second or third opinion on that. Man, he's talking about
taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Man. I'm gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's
some sir. Sir, you can go around the entire city
and see several doctors. I'm gonna tell you you're just
gonna be wasting time. I'm gonna try to knock this
thing out for you. I ain't agree to nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Listen, you ain't doing this to get money. Man, this
is scheduling nothing. Man, I need to take a third
o pin it's bloomal Brian.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'll tell you if you come in and let me
get this thing taken care of. You know, I have
you back. You know, big ball and shot calling before
it's all over. You know what's big? Big ball?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That shot calling?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Man, I told you that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Man, I ain't going in for none of that. Man,
I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man this this ain't cool. Man,
I ain't going in for that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Man. I'm scheduling. Man, you scheduled. What do you mean
you're rescheduling? Sir?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What we getting? I'm getting another opinion.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I ain't going in for the okay, but I'm trying
to make you a big baller shot caller. You know, man,
what what is your name?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
But you're supposed to be a doctor. You're making a
little jokes, man, you're doing a little playing on words.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
It ain't even funny. Man, I'm calling it insurance fin
and tell him they get me doctor. Man, you think
you're funny, Hey, it ain't funny.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know you're making a little chase.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Man, it ain't funny. Man, I'm getting taking a pinon man,
I forgetting all of the work that we got, the
blood work, the yearine work, the complete physical that's when
we realize that you had parasites in a particular era.
So what we're trying, I'm not. I don't mean I
trying to make a light of make humor in it,
just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
I apologize, all right. That ain't funny man, you want
(05:09):
to want to lose it? No, that ain't funny.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Man that if I had a situation that nurse would
have told me. Then he ain't telling me nothing. Man,
have me thinking, I'm all good? Now you telling me
I gotta come in to remove a test on that.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
We have to run tests on you, sir. We got
tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
we want to do is make sure we get them
completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
out is to remove that testicle.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Man, it's some man. I ain't got no parracise.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
May ill be here running out of these tests on me.
I'm going to another doctor, man, because this man, I
ain't got no paracite. Man, All these tests got something
of y'all run. I gotta remove them. That's some you
over here, something that's I know you doctor, man.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I ain't got no paracise. Man, I'm following my head shut.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I'm telling I'm dealing with your man. Could you, man,
I ain't got no.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Paracise man, Bran, Let me make you understand something clear here.
It's my job as a physician. That doesn't come to me.
It's my job to come to you and extract the problem.
You're leaning towards me having to come to your home
and extract the problem. Man, when you want to come
home house, may you why what you wanted? Just with
the count of tests?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
May you you fact that I'm going to another doctor.
I'm getting another chance. I ain't got a test.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It, sir, You've got the parasites, and you only have
twenty four hours for me to get you. Sir. I
have to move on this quickly, Brian, Okay, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Take it out.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I ain't got it. Okay, I go through this. Can't
give it. I ain't give it. Ain't gonna penis man.
It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
another human being. It just develops in one out of
every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
I got to extract it from you. You try to
tell me, I'm gonna while through leaders man, you know
(06:56):
what I'm coming like that of pancite. Fine, there's something
else that you have that I haven't told you about.
There's something else I need to tell you. I got
some bright You just got pranked. You just got pranked
by nephew Tommy from the Steve Hally Morning Show. Your
wife or Nica got me the prank phone called you.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I mean, man.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That boy Frank.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We got to take one. We got to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's it's necessary and you don't even feel bad about it?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Do you tell you even?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Man, I'm sitting up here thinking twenty twenty five. You
know who I really want to prank? Man is Charles Barkley.
I really do.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I really I don't know why I want to prank
Charles Barker. I got Shack number. If I called Shack,
you know I prank Shack backing?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah you did? I did.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I did against Shaq. But if I called Shack, maybe
Shack could give me saw number. You got Chabe Barker number?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No nothing, no prink We got Kenny's number. We got Kenny.
Don't kidding. I just saw Kenny of that dog. I
don't get into stuff like that. I don't do that.
You could I prank anybody's knees? Could I do that?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
See right there, right there? Yeah, see right there. That's
why I don't give it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
If I say you bet, if I catch your as
walking up to that board again, that's you a.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But I mean yah, see right there, time to see
you gonna see. That's why I few people's number. How
you get my number? Steve?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You know what you're gonna saying, Steve, my uncle.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You know he got everybody that would be ideal, that
would be ideal.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, y'all already know December twenty eight, The Nephew
is coming to Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It is called the New Year's Comedy Jam, even though
it is December twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Tickets on sale right now.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We got Lance Woods, Red Grant, Tony Roberts, Bruce, Bruce
lou Nell, hosted by Yours Truly Nephew, time and tickets
on sale and all Ticketmaster out mess the Dog Constitution
Hall
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Damn my man,
Right now, it's time for the nephew with the prank
phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What you got, man, Well, we got a medical problem
over here to junior. We got uh, we got parasites.
We got parasite. I need to call this man and
let him know there's parasite in one of your testicles.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'm sorry, I just had to say so.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a parent.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We got to remove one of them.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, And you thought this was a good idea to
prank somebody about this?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You don't think it is. Look at that premise right there.
You don't think that's good. I think that's too far. Yeah,
that's outstanding. What that's what a good prank is? It's
too far?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
People like this?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, yes, it's been doing it for years. Let's go,
cat dog parasite. We got to take one. We've got
to take one up thar.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
hey Brian, this was doctor Jacob doing today. Yeah, yeah,
I'm okay. Listen, you actually came in, uh maybe like
two and a half weeks ago here to my office
and got a physical for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, right, Yeah,
everything okay? Uh, well, yeah, everything's going to be pretty good.
(01:14):
I'd like to see if I can get you to
come in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine.
But I got a small procedure we'd like to do
to Actually, you know, right now, you're not approved for
your life insurance do until this procedure is done. So
if you don't mind coming in, we'd like to get
you taken care of. When can I schedule you to
come in like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the following day? Yeah,
(01:36):
what kind of procedure is? Well, actually, I don't know if
you've heard of it. This is an okostromyn. I got
something that's.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's got something do you wasn't now? And something doing
my eyes? I hang heard what's that? No? No, has
nothing to do with the eyes. No, nothing at all.
We found a little bit of parasites in a particular area,
and what we want to do is make sure we
just remove it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get
your life insurance, You're and your family will be great.
So can I get you to come in tomorrow? Maybe
(02:07):
Thursday afternoon? As? Wow? What what area found the parasite
in actually one of your testicles has some parasites. So
what we're gonna do is what's called a okostromy, and
okostrom is actually removing that testicle completely, and then everything
will be fine. It's all confined and we'll be able
to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
(02:27):
your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
I said, can I get can I? Can I get
you to come in tomorrow? What you gonna ta? Well,
only one, only one, and it's not gonna take long.
It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can
we get you to go? What the are you available?
I want to say, I remove it, sir. You know what,
(02:51):
oftentimes when people come in with life insurance, these type
of things happen. So we want to get you in
and get it out as quickly as possible.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
No, man, I'm waiting for a routine physical.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff.
Now I get a parent site. Man in my testical,
y'all gonna move a testico? Man, I'm twenty five, man,
my wife, man, I know kids, they were trying to
be like I gotta.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Move a testicle. Let me say this to you, Brian,
You're gonna be completely fine. You'll be able to create children.
You'll be able to live a normal life. You know,
you'll just see. You won't have all of them, but
you'll have enough to create children. You understand that. No, man,
I can't. No, I ain't gonna. I can't come in
for that now, Sir, Is there any way I can
get you in tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday
(03:33):
afternoon so we can kind of get this thing taken
care of and we can get you moving on your way,
and that people can get the life insurance papers together
and so forth.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Nah, man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need a
second or third opinion on that. Man, he's talking about
taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Man. I'm gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's
some sir. Sir, you can go around the entire city
and see several doctors. I'm gonna tell you you're just
gonna be wasting time. I'm gonna try to knock this
thing out for you. I ain't agree to nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Listen, you ain't doing this to get money. Man, this
is scheduling nothing. Man, I need to take a third
o pin it's bloomal Brian.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'll tell you if you come in and let me
get this thing taken care of. You know, I have
you back. You know, big ball and shot calling before
it's all over. You know what's big? Big ball?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
That shot calling?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Man, I told you that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Man, I ain't going in for none of that. Man,
I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man this this ain't cool. Man,
I ain't going in for that.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Man. I'm scheduling. Man, you scheduled. What do you mean
you're rescheduling? Sir?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What we getting? I'm getting another opinion.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I ain't going in for the okay, but I'm trying
to make you a big baller shot caller. You know, man,
what what is your name?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
But you're supposed to be a doctor. You're making a
little jokes, man, you're doing a little playing on words.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
It ain't even funny. Man, I'm calling it insurance fin
and tell him they get me doctor. Man, you think
you're funny, Hey, it ain't funny.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know you're making a little chase.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Man, it ain't funny. Man, I'm getting taking a pinon man,
I forgetting all of the work that we got, the
blood work, the yearine work, the complete physical that's when
we realize that you had parasites in a particular era.
So what we're trying, I'm not. I don't mean I
trying to make a light of make humor in it,
just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
I apologize, all right. That ain't funny man, you want
(05:09):
to want to lose it? No, that ain't funny.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Man that if I had a situation that nurse would
have told me. Then he ain't telling me nothing. Man,
have me thinking, I'm all good? Now you telling me
I gotta come in to remove a test on that.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
We have to run tests on you, sir. We got
tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
we want to do is make sure we get them
completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
out is to remove that testicle.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Man, it's some man. I ain't got no parracise.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
May ill be here running out of these tests on me.
I'm going to another doctor, man, because this man, I
ain't got no paracite. Man, All these tests got something
of y'all run. I gotta remove them. That's some you
over here, something that's I know you doctor, man.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I ain't got no paracise. Man, I'm following my head shut.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I'm telling I'm dealing with your man. Could you, man,
I ain't got no.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Paracise man, Bran, Let me make you understand something clear here.
It's my job as a physician. That doesn't come to me.
It's my job to come to you and extract the problem.
You're leaning towards me having to come to your home
and extract the problem. Man, when you want to come
home house, may you why what you wanted? Just with
the count of tests?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
May you you fact that I'm going to another doctor.
I'm getting another chance. I ain't got a test.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It, sir, You've got the parasites, and you only have
twenty four hours for me to get you. Sir. I
have to move on this quickly, Brian, Okay, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Take it out.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I ain't got it. Okay, I go through this. Can't
give it. I ain't give it. Ain't gonna penis man.
It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
another human being. It just develops in one out of
every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
I got to extract it from you. You try to
tell me, I'm gonna while through leaders man, you know
(06:56):
what I'm coming like that of pancite. Fine, there's something
else that you have that I haven't told you about.
There's something else I need to tell you. I got
some bright You just got pranked. You just got pranked
by nephew Tommy from the Steve Hally Morning Show. Your
wife or Nica got me the prank phone called you.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I mean, man.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That boy Frank.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We got to take one. We got to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's it's necessary and you don't even feel bad about it?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Do you tell you even?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Man, I'm sitting up here thinking twenty twenty five. You
know who I really want to prank? Man is Charles Barkley.
I really do.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I really I don't know why I want to prank
Charles Barker. I got Shack number. If I called Shack,
you know I prank Shack backing?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah you did? I did.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I did against Shaq. But if I called Shack, maybe
Shack could give me saw number. You got Chabe Barker number?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
No nothing, no prink We got Kenny's number. We got Kenny.
Don't kidding. I just saw Kenny of that dog. I
don't get into stuff like that. I don't do that.
You could I prank anybody's knees? Could I do that?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
See right there, right there? Yeah, see right there. That's
why I don't give it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
If I say you bet, if I catch your as
walking up to that board again, that's you a.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But I mean yah, see right there, time to see
you gonna see. That's why I few people's number. How
you get my number? Steve?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You know what you're gonna saying, Steve, my uncle.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You know he got everybody that would be ideal, that
would be ideal.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, y'all already know December twenty eight, The Nephew
is coming to Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It is called the New Year's Comedy Jam, even though
it is December twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Tickets on sale right now.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We got Lance Woods, Red Grant, Tony Roberts, Bruce, Bruce
lou Nell, hosted by Yours Truly Nephew, time and tickets
on sale and all Ticketmaster out mess the Dog Constitution
Hall
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Damn my man,
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