Parasites

Parasite removal for life insurance????

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter. Subject is
is it possible to have too much sex? No? No,
I know a man, We're gonna find out. Huh you
can be under sex. Never oval. Right now, it's time

(00:23):
for the nephew the King of Frank's with today's prank
phone call. What you got parasites? Huh parasites, that's it,
that's parasites. Yeah, I know it sounds a little disgusting.
It makes me hit. Don't worry about that. Very good parasites.
Here we go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian, Hey, Brian,

(00:48):
this is Dr Jacob. Are you doing today? Yeah, okay, listen,
you actually came in uh maybe like two and a
half weeks ago here to my office and got a
physical for or for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, yeah,
everything okay, well yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good.
I'd like to see if I can get you to
come in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine,

(01:11):
but I got a small procedure we'd like to do
to actually, uh, you know, right now, you're not approved
for your life insurance to do until this procedure is done.
So if you don't mind coming in, we we'd like
to get you jaking caro. When can I schedule you
to come in like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the following day? Yeah?
What what kind of procedure is? Well? Actually, I don't
know if you've heard of it. This is an okayosh

(01:32):
for me? I got something? What's what's that? So it's
got something to do with you? What wasn't that something
doing my eyes? I ain't heard with with that? No, no,
ochayost for me has nothing to do with the eyes, No,
nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites
in a particular area, and what we want to do
is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll

(01:54):
be fine. You'll get your life insurance, you're in, your
family will be great. So can I get you to
come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday? After new and fine? What? What?
What area? I found a parasites and actually one of
your testicles has some parasites. So what we're gonna do
is what what's called a okayosht for me and okay
astrom is actually removing that testicle completely and then everything

(02:15):
gonna be fine, it's all confined and we'll be able
to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
I said, can I get can I? Can I get
you to come in tomorrow? What? What? What my testical? Well?
Only one? Only one, and it's not gonna take along.
It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
you to come in tomorrow or the next day and

(02:35):
we get you to what the are you available? I
don't wanted for the routine. How I got to remove
So you know what, often times when people come in
for life insurance, these type of things happen. So we
want to get you in and get it out as
quickly as possible. Now, man, I'm I'm went for a
routine physical. Maybe I weren't supposed to be kicking off
this extra stiff man, I get a parasite, man and

(02:56):
my testically. You don't remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five.
I mean my wife, no kids. They were trying to
be like I gotta move to testico. Let me say
this to you, Brian, You're gonna be completely fine. You'll
be able to create children, You'll be in a little
normal life. You know, you'll just be um. You won't
have all of them, but you'll have enough to create children.
You understand that. No, man, I can't nay, I ain't

(03:17):
gonna no, I can't come in for that, sir. Is
there any way I can get you in the morrow
or tomorrow afternoon or Thursday afternoons so we can kind
of get this thing taken care of and we can
get to moving on your way, and that people can
get the life insurance papers together and so forth. Na, man, Man,
we ain't rescheduling now, I need a second or third
opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away one

(03:38):
of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm gonna need
to see another doctor. Mans, Sir, sir, you can go
around the entire city and see several doctors. I'm gonna
tell you you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm gonna
try to knock this thing out for you, knocking up.
I ain't agree. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, man,
that's just join it to get money, medicine. Nothing, man,
I need to take a third opinion, Blue Brian. I'll

(04:01):
tell you if you come in and let me get
this thing taken care of. You know, I have you back,
you know, big ball and shot calling before it's all over.
You know what big balling should I call it? Man?
I told you, man, I ain't ain't going in for
none of that. Man. I'm to tell my wife, Man,
this this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going into that. Man.
I'm rescinding it. Man. You what do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir?

(04:21):
What I'm getting another pinion? Ain't going here for the okay,
But I'm trying to make you a big baller shot caller.
You know, man, what what is your name? Are you
supposed to be back for? You making a little jokes?
Man that you're doing a little play on words. But
it ain't even funny. And I'm calling the insurance funny
something they get me document you think you're funny. Hey,
he ain't funny. Man. You you're making a little man
ain't funny? Man thinking a thing? Man, I have to

(04:42):
getting all of the work that we got, the blood work,
the year and word complete physical. That's when we didn't
realize that you had parasites in a particular area. So
what we're trying, I'm not I don't mean I turned
to make the light of make humor, and it just
to make you feel a little bit more comfortable. I
apologize all right, that man, you don't want to losing.
That ain't funny. Man. If I had a situation and

(05:04):
nursing would have told me, then he ain't tell me nothing.
Man had me thinking, I'm all, now you're telling me
I gotta come in to move with test Man. We
have to run tests on you, sir. We got test
back when you do have the parasites, and what we
want to do is make sure we're get them completely
cleared out. The only way I can clear that out
is to remove that testicle. Man, it's the man, I

(05:24):
gotta hairsites. Man, may I'll here running on his chests
on me. Man, I'm going to another doctor. Man, because
it's man, I ain't got no parasites. Man, all these
tests out something y'all ruin me. I gotta remove. Not
that that's something you over here. I know you doctor. Man,
I ain't gotta hari, says Man. I'm following my insut.
I'm telling him I'm dealing with you because you Man,

(05:45):
I ain't got no parasites. Man, run let me make
you understand something clear here. It's my job as a
physician that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's
my job to come to you and extract the problem.
You're leaning towards me having to come to your home
and extract the problem. Man, when you want to come
them on? How man you I wish you want to
step with it? How nats out of test this? Man?

(06:08):
You do you think I'm going from another doctor. I'm
getting another test and I ain't gotta est it, sir.
You've got the parasite, and you only have twenty four
hours for me to get Sir, I have to move
on this quickly. Brian. Okay, dude, I'm not gonna tell
you again. I ain't got I ain't gonna okay. I'm
going this. I gotta It's like it's not something that's transmitted.

(06:35):
It doesn't come from another another human being. It just
developed in one out of every three or four million people.
You actually have it, Brian, I gotta extracted from you.
You try to tell me I'm the man, you know
what I'm coming. It's like the parasite, mane. There's something
else that you have that I haven't told you about.
There's something else I need to tell you. I got here,

(06:58):
someone I got past I want. Boy, you just got planked.
You just got planked by lifew Tommy from the Steve
Harley Water Show. Your wife a Nika, got me the
plant phone call you. I anybody got parasites? Everybody good? No,

(07:23):
I'm talking about divorced all the man. Dancy Brown, you
take that back right now where they parasized, Jake, you
take that back right now. Jack had set the blood
at you. Yes, I had him. Those are leeches, same thing,

(07:45):
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(08:07):
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that hot chicken place down next chicken and jokes, baby,
there we go. Okay, So you imitate junior, imitating you.
Here you go, damn it. Yeah, chicken, when I get

(08:32):
down now, Yeah, stupid is on the way. All right,
let's talking about I gotta fight you. Back to Friday too,
sad and Sunday. What if you in the building? Stupid,
stuperlicious is right? All right? Thank you enough. Coming up next,

(08:53):
it is today's Strawberry letter, Boy, oh boys. Subject is
it possible to have too much sex? That is the subject.