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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
What you got for his neph on?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This great getting up Monday morning, Shirley. It is my
job to be stupid, so let me step in here.
Stupiditious morning. I'm gonna call it that stupiditious morning. This
right here is pecan tree.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Pecan tree.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Okay, my granddaddy used to call it the pecan p
can p can't Yeah, pe con. Try a lot of folks,
I don't know which one it is, pecan or pecan.
I don't think it really makes the difference. But this
right here is the pecan tree. Prank phone call. Let's
go catch doctors. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh
LC this hey, let me let me Hey.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
My name is Marcus.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
My mom and them little next door to you, mister
and missus, my mom and daddy little next door to you.
And I was calling cause y'all got a pecan tree
in y'all backyard, I mean right on the fence line
and to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep falling
over to my mam and them yard. So I talked
and see if y'all can do something man, where y'all
(01:04):
can pick up. I mean, my mom and them have
got a little older. You know, we've been picking them
up for a long time. But I need somebody to, like,
maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over
so that they won't, you know, the pecans won't be
falling over into my mom and them yard because you know,
for them to be bending over like there picking up
them pecan and it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister,
(01:24):
I just wanted to holler at you and see if
you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even
when we turn the lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just,
you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of
the lawnmow just shooting all over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, first of all, my mother con trill the old
con tree, and uh, it's about well and I can't
see me cutting it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well. I mean, I'm not saying you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Can't have nobody to maintain your y'all, but I mean
you your mother, you can maintain your mother's yard, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
day and check on them, but I don't have time
to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
But them four or five limbs, I mean they they
there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So my pecan tree I goes back there, there's nothing,
no kind of nothing back there. Okay, whatever, sir. I'm
not cutting my tree like that, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to
do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire
tree down.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
so you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Know those that way that those are the ones that
are hanging over it won't be you know, the pecans
won't be falling over into my mom's them yard. And
and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,
they can't be bending over like that. So you know,
I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
now and asking you, will you please cut this down
so these pecans can quit falling over my mom and
them yard. O.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
You all you can do is hard someone okay, someone
I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, it's it's a guy. That it's a guy that
cuts the yard.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is
flying out from underneath the yard the lawn more they
they So the lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
up before they cut? That's fool.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff
and all of this? I'm asking you to cut a
funky left five limbs. So these dog on pecans they
are following off my mama yard.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You you want to cut, you're gonna make.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Me come over here and cut the whole. I would
come cut the whole damn tree down.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
stay in that yard. Lord, I say, though.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to
cut your little funkey pecan tree down.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Now, I ain't fro the hat.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
What you know what? Guess what you you you bad know?
You come cut it?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I finish, look sir, tonight today rather this evening.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's either gonna be two things happening.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Either you gonna cut these five limbs that I won't
cut often to cut cut the whole damn pecan tree down.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's my tree in any game. Nobody gonna with my tree.
I'm here right now. I'm just out hearing them in yard.
Right now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Come on, it's you over that right now, right now,
I will bring my right hold back.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You know what, I'm just get my number in.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
A way, got your number.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I got it because it's the same. Is one address
left in my Mama, you're gonna cut this damn tree down.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't using
my feet and seven in the long top any way.
I've been waiting on them like you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You lost your damn mind.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You live, young cook. I told you once, then I
told you twice. I'm on you, young. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
See that's what's right there.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know what you can do. Tell your mama to
make a for corn pie and bring me a piece.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
What you say by my mama.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Tell them to make a pcan pie and cut for me.
Tell my mama what make a corn pie?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Make a pecan pie. I don't want no pecan pout.
We don't even eat pocn pie.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We so sick of these damn pecans. You got follow
over in the backyard. You got to do something about this.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm trying to I'm trying not to hurt you. Old man,
I really am hurt me.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Hurt me, Come on, hurt me, ret for me.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your south side?
Is you outside?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You know how? You know? You know what? I'm here.
I'm here, I'm I'm a man. Your mama you get out.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
my mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I want putting me out.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You get your getting your fucking your driveway. You get
out my mama draw way. Get out of you. Get
out of my mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Whoa crime for?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Tell you I'm here waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Get out of my mama get out of my mama
year away.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Better go cook me something because I'm gonna sit here.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
With you listen, you don't gotta say I'm waiting at
you at your mama house.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You just got pranked by your brother.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I don't pay this con man. I'm gonna put my seat.
Man I'm gonna I'm gonna bad. I don't play. I'm
too old for it's coming.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
LC. Do me a favor. First of all, get o
them people yard, go back to yo yard.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And you gave me hot blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Ain't nobody mad by your pekan Tree noney. That ain't
nobody finna cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Alright?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Got a litering now, man, I've been carrying my grandkids
school listeners. Listen, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, boy, y'all, some.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Man, I got one more question for you.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
L season the same of.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
All right, that's it. No need for any I don't
need to praise this morning. I don't need no praise
this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I don't know. Okay, that's good, Okay, move along?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
What you got?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah? Nah?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right, Lexing and Kentucky. I've been talking about it.
It's getting a little close, all right, Marge? What thirteen
fourteen fifteen sixteenf you coming?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All right? What's that today? I gotta go to coming
with buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm sorry. Comedy all Broadway, Steve Comedy all Broadway. I'm
sure you've been there back in the day in Lexington, Kentucky.
Picture still on the wall down there, though, Yeah it is, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've requested for mine to be next to you or
they have not answered that question. Nd right up next
to the damn bathroom somewhere.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I said, I.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Can't be next to my hunker. I mean that would
make more sense to me that anyway. I'm not gonna
go into that Bricktown Comedy Club. Bricktown Comedy Club that
is Oklahoma City. Baby the nephew you come to town
first time ever? Ticket on his hell right now shawl
at North Carolina April four, five six.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's the comedy zone. Y'all know me.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I know y'all, and you know what we do when
we get together, and we're gonna do it again now.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Dude all. April ninth, eight, Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Look, I might just start passing out eggs because egg
five hour beat. I might just pass out eggs when
you come in and least Tommy and gave you one egg,
you know, for the next day, y'all get your Easter
egg off with from tymbe all right, it's the Florida
Theater one night only, tickets are on sale right now,
Get it while they're getting a good all right,
It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
What you got for his neph on?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This great getting up Monday morning, Shirley. It is my
job to be stupid, so let me step in here.
Stupiditious morning. I'm gonna call it that stupiditious morning. This
right here is pecan tree.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Pecan tree.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Okay, my granddaddy used to call it the pecan p
can p can't Yeah, pe con. Try a lot of folks,
I don't know which one it is, pecan or pecan.
I don't think it really makes the difference. But this
right here is the pecan tree. Prank phone call. Let's
go catch doctors. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh
LC this hey, let me let me Hey.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
My name is Marcus.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
My mom and them little next door to you, mister
and missus, my mom and daddy little next door to you.
And I was calling cause y'all got a pecan tree
in y'all backyard, I mean right on the fence line
and to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep falling
over to my mam and them yard. So I talked
and see if y'all can do something man, where y'all
(01:04):
can pick up. I mean, my mom and them have
got a little older. You know, we've been picking them
up for a long time. But I need somebody to, like,
maybe you can cut the limbs back that's hanging over
so that they won't, you know, the pecans won't be
falling over into my mom and them yard because you know,
for them to be bending over like there picking up
them pecan and it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister,
(01:24):
I just wanted to holler at you and see if
you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even
when we turn the lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just,
you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of
the lawnmow just shooting all over the place.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, first of all, my mother con trill the old
con tree, and uh, it's about well and I can't
see me cutting it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well. I mean, I'm not saying you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Can't have nobody to maintain your y'all, but I mean
you your mother, you can maintain your mother's yard, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
day and check on them, but I don't have time
to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
But them four or five limbs, I mean they they
there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
So my pecan tree I goes back there, there's nothing,
no kind of nothing back there. Okay, whatever, sir. I'm
not cutting my tree like that, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to
do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire
tree down.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
so you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Know those that way that those are the ones that
are hanging over it won't be you know, the pecans
won't be falling over into my mom's them yard. And
and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,
they can't be bending over like that. So you know,
I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
now and asking you, will you please cut this down
so these pecans can quit falling over my mom and
them yard. O.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
You all you can do is hard someone okay, someone
I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, it's it's a guy. That it's a guy that
cuts the yard.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is
flying out from underneath the yard the lawn more they
they So the lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
up before they cut? That's fool.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff
and all of this? I'm asking you to cut a
funky left five limbs. So these dog on pecans they
are following off my mama yard.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You you want to cut, you're gonna make.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Me come over here and cut the whole. I would
come cut the whole damn tree down.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
stay in that yard. Lord, I say, though.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to
cut your little funkey pecan tree down.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Now, I ain't fro the hat.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
What you know what? Guess what you you you bad know?
You come cut it?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I finish, look sir, tonight today rather this evening.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's either gonna be two things happening.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Either you gonna cut these five limbs that I won't
cut often to cut cut the whole damn pecan tree down.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's my tree in any game. Nobody gonna with my tree.
I'm here right now. I'm just out hearing them in yard.
Right now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Come on, it's you over that right now, right now,
I will bring my right hold back.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You know what, I'm just get my number in.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
A way, got your number.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I got it because it's the same. Is one address
left in my Mama, you're gonna cut this damn tree down.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't using
my feet and seven in the long top any way.
I've been waiting on them like you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You lost your damn mind.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You live, young cook. I told you once, then I
told you twice. I'm on you, young. Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
See that's what's right there.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know what you can do. Tell your mama to
make a for corn pie and bring me a piece.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
What you say by my mama.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Tell them to make a pcan pie and cut for me.
Tell my mama what make a corn pie?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Make a pecan pie. I don't want no pecan pout.
We don't even eat pocn pie.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We so sick of these damn pecans. You got follow
over in the backyard. You got to do something about this.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm trying to I'm trying not to hurt you. Old man,
I really am hurt me.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Hurt me, Come on, hurt me, ret for me.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your south side?
Is you outside?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
You know how? You know? You know what? I'm here.
I'm here, I'm I'm a man. Your mama you get out.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
my mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I want putting me out.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You get your getting your fucking your driveway. You get
out my mama draw way. Get out of you. Get
out of my mama driveway.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Whoa crime for?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Tell you I'm here waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Get out of my mama get out of my mama
year away.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Better go cook me something because I'm gonna sit here.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
With you listen, you don't gotta say I'm waiting at
you at your mama house.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
This his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You just got pranked by your brother.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I don't pay this con man. I'm gonna put my seat.
Man I'm gonna I'm gonna bad. I don't play. I'm
too old for it's coming.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
LC. Do me a favor. First of all, get o
them people yard, go back to yo yard.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And you gave me hot blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Ain't nobody mad by your pekan Tree noney. That ain't
nobody finna cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Alright?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Got a litering now, man, I've been carrying my grandkids
school listeners. Listen, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, boy, y'all, some.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Man, I got one more question for you.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the land?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
L season the same of.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
All right, that's it. No need for any I don't
need to praise this morning. I don't need no praise
this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I don't know. Okay, that's good, Okay, move along?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
What you got?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah? Nah?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right, Lexing and Kentucky. I've been talking about it.
It's getting a little close, all right, Marge? What thirteen
fourteen fifteen sixteenf you coming?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All right? What's that today? I gotta go to coming
with buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I'm sorry. Comedy all Broadway, Steve Comedy all Broadway. I'm
sure you've been there back in the day in Lexington, Kentucky.
Picture still on the wall down there, though, Yeah it is, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've requested for mine to be next to you or
they have not answered that question. Nd right up next
to the damn bathroom somewhere.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I said, I.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Can't be next to my hunker. I mean that would
make more sense to me that anyway. I'm not gonna
go into that Bricktown Comedy Club. Bricktown Comedy Club that
is Oklahoma City. Baby the nephew you come to town
first time ever? Ticket on his hell right now shawl
at North Carolina April four, five six.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's the comedy zone. Y'all know me.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I know y'all, and you know what we do when
we get together, and we're gonna do it again now.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Dude all. April ninth, eight, Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Look, I might just start passing out eggs because egg
five hour beat. I might just pass out eggs when
you come in and least Tommy and gave you one egg,
you know, for the next day, y'all get your Easter
egg off with from tymbe all right, it's the Florida
Theater one night only, tickets are on sale right now,
Get it while they're getting a good all right,
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