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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what, I'm sure at least people that come
by your house. You know, when you have people that
come by and do work, you know, you got to
keep out, you really do.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You gotta keep out on these people.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
But when they come by, you know, you don't really
want to pick you out of them when they're doing work,
whether it's outside in the yard, whether it's in the house,
fixing something that's broken, whatever the case is, when these
people come by your house, keep her out. Because this
man right here I'm called I'm about to call him,
and I'm accusing him for peeing on my house.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Pain Yeah, yeah, yeah you did it? You did dog?
Yeah yeah, yeah, you don't. You don't.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You don't take nothing out of my house like that.
You don't do that now you you uh not not
on my house. You don't not at my house.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm accused peed on my house. Peed on my house?
All right, cat dog, let's go Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh mister, I think
that's the name.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, this is what's going to go.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Uh just by the air conditioning unit.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You did some work off force over on my house
over off street.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Do you remember coming out there last week?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Uh? Yeah, yeah, I remember, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Right, my uh it was a lady that my wife,
she let you in to come out right right?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
The problem coling?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What? No, no, no, no, it's cooling everything. Matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I want to tell you, uh that you did a
you did a good job.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But uh, I got a question for you. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
When you was at the house and you was working
on the act condition out there in the backyard, did
you did you happen to go on the side of
my house and pull out and use the bathroom right
there on the side. Did you go there and you
do number one on the side of my house? Well,
what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that
(01:48):
when you were there, that you you went on the
She was looking out the window. She said that when
you was dad, that you uh and went and used
the bathroom on the side.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Wait a minute, I did.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
What not to what?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Right? You? You? You?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You say you did number one over on the side
of the house. Now is that something that you did?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Say? Man, Look, you got to understand something. Man, all right, now,
I apologize if that did happen, but you got to
understand something. You know we're downside, man, and you know
we're talking eighty five ninety ninety five degree weather. Man,
I got to stay high trated. I got to drink
a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being
the age that I am, I have to drink a
lot of fluids and a tend to pass through. Look
(02:32):
once and once again I said, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I understand all that, but you know what, I can't
accept no apology like that when I got a man
this foot got on the side of my house and then.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Man, I'm apologizing you and you coming off on me like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That on the side of my house in front of
my wife.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I not look at it, young man. Now, if yo
ain't something it was really she needed to see some
type of because you ever really ain't doing something?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You do that? Who you think you talking to?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You don't ain't even watching me anyway? Do my work?
What is she hold up that she got to look
at the home?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man? Look, Look, look, all I know is I don't
want no man at my house in the house, side
of the house, backyard.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Look, man, let me tell you something, though, Let me
tell you something. I'm the only person.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
At my house. You understand me, You ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Why is she out there looking at me? Look at
your son. I'm a professional, Okay. I do my job,
and I take my job with pride. Okay, it's not
being professional if there's something that I did that said
water running through me?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right, okay, but you don't. You don't at no
other man's house.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And you at my house and my wife's sitting there
looking at you out the window.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now I got a problem with that.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
For what you need to have come with your wife
and looking at me. If that's what I did, you
know what you need to be at home and give
with something to look at other than looking at me.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You don't tell me what I need to do about
my wife.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But you don't go to another man.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Show man, you know what.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm about to lose it all right now.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You go, you're gonna make You're gonna make me louse.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Let me, let me get my death done, let me
get my book. That's all. Yeah. I just you right here, I.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just right and I'm gonna, yeah, that's I'm gonna. I'm
gonna show you what you don't say at another man's house.
You don't do that. And people my wife looking out
the window, and I bet you knew that them blinds
was open.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Young man. Nah, you hit me real up fit with
these accusations. Alright, now, look you you.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Had what is the street not your You know what
I'm making you. I will show you what.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I want you to bring your respect.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Over here on killing what I know exactly what you
said you did, yo, on that on that all that
going on street. I'm gonna come over them and I
that for you. Yo, I got something for you. Will
you take me this regard my professionalism and I'm gonna
go show you what's being there is a body.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Look, man, what you don't do is at another man
house and that's what you did.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And you know it ain't called for now.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
You bet that apologized? Man, I had to go. I
told you I drink a lot of fluids in this heat, man,
So what else do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I want you to keep your fluid till you get
to the service station down.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The street, but not in.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
My backyard side of the house and my wife looking
at the window.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Man, you if what you're talking about, if I then
I apologize. If you can't accept it, then the hell
with it.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Look at you're gonna be off and make me do something.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I'm telling you not to do.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Man, I done told you how to apologize you and
I will come over that kicking. Okay, so you you'll
do what.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Let me tell.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You something young because ears from the edge of your
why your wife is young and I know you still
you can't deal with no old school I can kill
your you.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You're gonna get your swoop today. You hit me, you gonna.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Get taking it street too. I'll come.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I got one more thing to say to you. What
you're listening to me? This is Nephew time it. This
is Nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just god thanked by your boy name.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Now you know what I'm gonna get with his and
you know I got a hard computation.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I don't need this my life, man, he said.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Man, my boy be out there fixing air conditions and
heaters all there, he said. Man, let me tell you something,
he said, be frustrated to begin When he say begin.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
A call, he said, man, because I got nine a
ten more still got to do today. Hey man, you alright, man, Yeah,
I'm I'm alright, not new I'm alright, not you and
that Steve Haller from Fools In the morning. I listen,
y'all care every good morning. Man. I don't know how
I sit back riding laughing and get people y'all and
(07:01):
got me with the same. Oh man, I enjoy y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Show Man, y'all got the good dog on work.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I appreciated me.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I got one more question to ask you, man, what
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, you know the morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Come on, y'all, play too much pray. Somebody gotta do it.
Somebody gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, Louisville, Kentucky, y'all already know the Nephew is
coming to time. That is Memorial Weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Tickets are on sale right now. The Nephews coming to town.
I don't know if I can't even imagine. I can't
even remember the last time I performed in Louisville, Kentucky
doing stand up comedy. It's got to be at least eight, nine,
ten years, I don't know. But anyway, the Nephew was
(07:52):
coming to town. Come on out and hear the story.
Get on this roller coaster ride. I got fuggy. It
is all straight crazy, gotta testimony all in the middle
of it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You do not want to miss it. Nephew Time and Friends, Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
This's gonna be straight up ignorant and all get out ignorant.
But okay, and I got one show Friday, two on Saturday. Okay,
and then I think I got two on Sunday. But
that them two shows on Friday time. We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No more one show Friday. Everybody, get on back to
the house.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's my crowd, all right, Tuesday, Yeah, see you Tuesday
coming up next. Yeah, that's gonna be the more day weekend.
I got a lot I gotta go through, y'all. It's
a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You're listening hard Morning Show
You know what, I'm sure at least people that come
by your house. You know, when you have people that
come by and do work, you know, you got to
keep out, you really do.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You gotta keep out on these people.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
But when they come by, you know, you don't really
want to pick you out of them when they're doing work,
whether it's outside in the yard, whether it's in the house,
fixing something that's broken, whatever the case is, when these
people come by your house, keep her out. Because this
man right here I'm called I'm about to call him,
and I'm accusing him for peeing on my house.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Pain Yeah, yeah, yeah you did it? You did dog?
Yeah yeah, yeah, you don't. You don't.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You don't take nothing out of my house like that.
You don't do that now you you uh not not
on my house. You don't not at my house.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm accused peed on my house. Peed on my house?
All right, cat dog, let's go Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh mister, I think
that's the name.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, this is what's going to go.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Uh just by the air conditioning unit.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You did some work off force over on my house
over off street.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Do you remember coming out there last week?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Uh? Yeah, yeah, I remember, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Right, my uh it was a lady that my wife,
she let you in to come out right right?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
The problem coling?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What? No, no, no, no, it's cooling everything. Matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I want to tell you, uh that you did a
you did a good job.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But uh, I got a question for you. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
When you was at the house and you was working
on the act condition out there in the backyard, did
you did you happen to go on the side of
my house and pull out and use the bathroom right
there on the side. Did you go there and you
do number one on the side of my house? Well,
what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that
(01:48):
when you were there, that you you went on the
She was looking out the window. She said that when
you was dad, that you uh and went and used
the bathroom on the side.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Wait a minute, I did.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
What not to what?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Right? You? You? You?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You say you did number one over on the side
of the house. Now is that something that you did?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Say? Man, Look, you got to understand something. Man, all right, now,
I apologize if that did happen, but you got to
understand something. You know we're downside, man, and you know
we're talking eighty five ninety ninety five degree weather. Man,
I got to stay high trated. I got to drink
a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being
the age that I am, I have to drink a
lot of fluids and a tend to pass through. Look
(02:32):
once and once again I said, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I understand all that, but you know what, I can't
accept no apology like that when I got a man
this foot got on the side of my house and then.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Man, I'm apologizing you and you coming off on me like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That on the side of my house in front of
my wife.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I not look at it, young man. Now, if yo
ain't something it was really she needed to see some
type of because you ever really ain't doing something?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You do that? Who you think you talking to?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You don't ain't even watching me anyway? Do my work?
What is she hold up that she got to look
at the home?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man? Look, Look, look, all I know is I don't
want no man at my house in the house, side
of the house, backyard.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Look, man, let me tell you something, though, Let me
tell you something. I'm the only person.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
At my house. You understand me, You ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Why is she out there looking at me? Look at
your son. I'm a professional, Okay. I do my job,
and I take my job with pride. Okay, it's not
being professional if there's something that I did that said
water running through me?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right, okay, but you don't. You don't at no
other man's house.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And you at my house and my wife's sitting there
looking at you out the window.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now I got a problem with that.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
For what you need to have come with your wife
and looking at me. If that's what I did, you
know what you need to be at home and give
with something to look at other than looking at me.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You don't tell me what I need to do about
my wife.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But you don't go to another man.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Show man, you know what.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm about to lose it all right now.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You go, you're gonna make You're gonna make me louse.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Let me, let me get my death done, let me
get my book. That's all. Yeah. I just you right here, I.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just right and I'm gonna, yeah, that's I'm gonna. I'm
gonna show you what you don't say at another man's house.
You don't do that. And people my wife looking out
the window, and I bet you knew that them blinds
was open.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Young man. Nah, you hit me real up fit with
these accusations. Alright, now, look you you.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Had what is the street not your You know what
I'm making you. I will show you what.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I want you to bring your respect.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Over here on killing what I know exactly what you
said you did, yo, on that on that all that
going on street. I'm gonna come over them and I
that for you. Yo, I got something for you. Will
you take me this regard my professionalism and I'm gonna
go show you what's being there is a body.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Look, man, what you don't do is at another man
house and that's what you did.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And you know it ain't called for now.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
You bet that apologized? Man, I had to go. I
told you I drink a lot of fluids in this heat, man,
So what else do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I want you to keep your fluid till you get
to the service station down.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The street, but not in.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
My backyard side of the house and my wife looking
at the window.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Man, you if what you're talking about, if I then
I apologize. If you can't accept it, then the hell
with it.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Look at you're gonna be off and make me do something.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And I'm telling you not to do.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Man, I done told you how to apologize you and
I will come over that kicking. Okay, so you you'll
do what.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Let me tell.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
You something young because ears from the edge of your
why your wife is young and I know you still
you can't deal with no old school I can kill
your you.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You're gonna get your swoop today. You hit me, you gonna.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Get taking it street too. I'll come.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I got one more thing to say to you. What
you're listening to me? This is Nephew time it. This
is Nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just god thanked by your boy name.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Now you know what I'm gonna get with his and
you know I got a hard computation.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I don't need this my life, man, he said.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Man, my boy be out there fixing air conditions and
heaters all there, he said. Man, let me tell you something,
he said, be frustrated to begin When he say begin.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
A call, he said, man, because I got nine a
ten more still got to do today. Hey man, you alright, man, Yeah,
I'm I'm alright, not new I'm alright, not you and
that Steve Haller from Fools In the morning. I listen,
y'all care every good morning. Man. I don't know how
I sit back riding laughing and get people y'all and
(07:01):
got me with the same. Oh man, I enjoy y'all.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Show Man, y'all got the good dog on work.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I appreciated me.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I got one more question to ask you, man, what
is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, you know the morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Come on, y'all, play too much pray. Somebody gotta do it.
Somebody gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, Louisville, Kentucky, y'all already know the Nephew is
coming to time. That is Memorial Weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Tickets are on sale right now. The Nephews coming to town.
I don't know if I can't even imagine. I can't
even remember the last time I performed in Louisville, Kentucky
doing stand up comedy. It's got to be at least eight, nine,
ten years, I don't know. But anyway, the Nephew was
(07:52):
coming to town. Come on out and hear the story.
Get on this roller coaster ride. I got fuggy. It
is all straight crazy, gotta testimony all in the middle
of it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
You do not want to miss it. Nephew Time and Friends, Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
This's gonna be straight up ignorant and all get out ignorant.
But okay, and I got one show Friday, two on Saturday. Okay,
and then I think I got two on Sunday. But
that them two shows on Friday time. We don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No more one show Friday. Everybody, get on back to
the house.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's my crowd, all right, Tuesday, Yeah, see you Tuesday
coming up next. Yeah, that's gonna be the more day weekend.
I got a lot I gotta go through, y'all. It's
a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
You're listening hard Morning Show
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