March 23, 2023 • 9 mins
Did the A/C tech go #1 on the side of the house while working on the job? Is this cool or nah?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today.
The subject is he's about to mess around and find out.
We'll get into that just a few It is time
now for the nephew and today's prank phone call. But
before we get to your prank, Tommy, we have a
(00:22):
phone call for you. Check it out. I stay depressed
because I always have problems. Looks like everybody else. My
name is Darney shot a baby. Y'all. Prank calls are
so lavery. This did make me laugh at my worst times.
I can't even understand how something can be that funny.
(00:45):
I love y'all. Please keep it up because Baby dead
and God is the reason that I am still here.
Thank you. WHOA alright, alright, but we need to be
careful on this his show because that dude that called
in is probably listening. And you said if it wasn't
for the dog and God, you didn't say Jesus and
(01:10):
and he gonna have problem with this him. Now, y'all
gonna quick calling in him talking about the Lord, and
don't talk about everybody else because now we've been open
it up to everybody that don't think person saying something
too that y'all gonna stop calling in him and not
talk about all the names you have the next caller,
don't mention y'all way gonna be a situation. Okay, him
(01:32):
calling in and don't say Jehovah and and and watch
what pop off? Okay, we keep on. Can we give
up what she wants to prank call? Yeah, let me
see if I can make it happy. We're gonna We're
gonna pee on the side of a house right now,
on the side of her. Hey. Hey, well, I'm trying
to get her there. Let's go, baby girl, head on
my house. Hello, I'm trying to reach your uh mister,
(01:58):
I think that's the name. This is this? What's this
in regard to, uh, just about the air conditioning unit?
You did some workoff force over on uh my household
off street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Yeah, yeah,
I remember, yeah, right, my Uh it was a lady
that my wife. She let you in to come out
right right. Their problem is the problem that is not cooling.
(02:20):
No what no, no, no, no, it's cooling everything. Matter fact.
I wanted to tell you, uh that you did you
did a good job. But I got a question for you. Now,
when you was at the house and you was working
on the air condition out there in the backyard, did
you did you happen to go on the side of
my house and pull out and use the bathroom right
(02:41):
there on the side. Did you go then and you
do number one on the side of my house? Well,
what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that
when you were there, that you you went on the side.
She was looking out the winners. She said that when
you was there that you uh and went and used
the bathroom on the side whole whole Old Wait a minute,
(03:02):
I did what not to what? Right? You? You? You? You?
And you did number one over on the side of
the house? Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look,
you got to understand something. Man, All right now, I
apologize if that did happen, but you got to understand something.
You know, we're downside, man, and you know we're talking
(03:23):
eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. I
got to stay high traded. I got to drink a
lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the
age that I am, I have to drink a lot
of fluids and the tend to pass through once and
once again, I said, our apologize. I understand all that,
but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like
that when I got a man this got on the
side of my house. And then, man, I'm apologizing on
(03:45):
you and you coming off on me like that. You
didn't put you on the side of my house in
front of my wife. I not looking at young man
now if your ain't showed me it was really she
needed to see some paper, because you ever really ain't
doing something? You do that who you think you're talking to?
You don't want watching me anyway? Do my work? What
(04:07):
is she did? Hold up that she got to look
at the home? Man? Look, look, look, all I know
is I don't want no man at my house in
the house, side of the house, backyard. Nothing but look, man,
let me tell you something, dog, let me tell you something.
I'm the only person at my house. You understand me?
(04:27):
Right as she out there looking at me, look at fun.
I'm a professional. Okay, I do my job and I
take my job with prime. Okay, it's not being professional.
There's something that I did that's that water running through me? Right? Okay,
But you don't you don't at no other man's house.
And you' at my house and my wife's sitting there
looking at you. I have to wonder I got a
(04:48):
problem with that or what you need to come when
your wife looking at me? That's what I did. You
know what you need to be at home and give
me something to look at other than looking at me.
You don't tell me what I need to do about
my wife. You don't go to another man. Man. You
know what I'm about to lose it all right now,
(05:08):
You're what you're gonna make. You're gonna make me lose
a quick. Let me let me get my death. Don
let me get my book, that's all. Yeah. I just
right here, you damn right, and I'm got you what
you know. That's im that's gonna show you what you
don't said another man's house. You don't do that. And
(05:28):
people my wife looking out the window, and I bet
you knew that them blinds was open. Young man. Nah,
you hadn't me real up fit with these accusations, all right? Now,
look and you had you had what it street? Now
you are, you know where I'm at because you I
will show you what I want you to bring your
(05:49):
back over here. On feelings. What I know exactly where
you said you did y'alls on that on that that
gone on strength. I'm gonna come over and I go
hold that for you. I got something for you. Now,
will you tain't me disregard my profsialism and I'm gonna
come show you what being it was about. Look, man,
what you don't do is at another man house and
(06:11):
that's what you did. And you know it ain't called
for now. You could have held that apologize, man, I
had to go. I told you I drink a lot
of fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you
want me to do? I want you to keep your
fluor until you get to the service station down the street,
but not in my backyard side of the house and
my wife looking out the window. Man, you if what
(06:32):
you're talking about, if I then I apologize to came
something in the hell with it? Look at you're gonna
me off and make me do something up for I'm
telling you what to do. Man, I don't told you
I apologize you and I would come on that kicking. Okay,
So you take your dude, what let me tell you
something kick you because it's from the edge of you
(06:52):
while your wife is young, and I know you do.
You can't deal with no old school I can kill you.
You're gonna you're gonna get y'all today you had, Man,
you're gonna get little three too. Come. Let me tell
you that I got one more thing to say to you.
What you're listening to meareak? Damn it that Nephew time.
(07:13):
If this is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
you just got trank by your boy name. You know
what I'm gonna get with his He know I got
hard computation. I don't need this my life, man, he said. Man,
(07:33):
my boy be out there fixing air conditions and he
does all there. He said. Man, let me tell you something,
he said, be frustrated to begin with, he say, begin
MC call man because I got nine of ten mos too.
Gotta do the date. Hey man, you a yeah, I'm
might not in this few I might not new you
(07:54):
and that Steve Harror from Dawn Fools in the morning.
I listen, y'all can't come morning man. I don't get people.
Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man, I enjoy
y'all show man, y'all keep the good gone work. I
appreciate it. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
(08:17):
show in the land. Well, you know the mission accomplished
mission com Yeah, Texas Truss, here we come. Me and
Junior Boy Monique, Rodney Perry and Dominique. We will be
in the building. You don't want to miss it, Dallas.
That is April Fools Night, April Fool's Jam. This is
(08:38):
number six and we will be in the building. Tickets
are on sale. What they get the tickets at j
A XS dot com, a x S dot com. Stupid
is on the way. Yeah, they get the tickets wins
Apple x S Ray. So I didn't hear the X
like you said that. You know what what? No coming
(09:13):
up next Strawberry letter subject. He's about to mess around
and find out. Right after this, you're listening to the
Stave Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today.
The subject is he's about to mess around and find out.
We'll get into that just a few It is time
now for the nephew and today's prank phone call. But
before we get to your prank, Tommy, we have a
(00:22):
phone call for you. Check it out. I stay depressed
because I always have problems. Looks like everybody else. My
name is Darney shot a baby. Y'all. Prank calls are
so lavery. This did make me laugh at my worst times.
I can't even understand how something can be that funny.
(00:45):
I love y'all. Please keep it up because Baby dead
and God is the reason that I am still here.
Thank you. WHOA alright, alright, but we need to be
careful on this his show because that dude that called
in is probably listening. And you said if it wasn't
for the dog and God, you didn't say Jesus and
(01:10):
and he gonna have problem with this him. Now, y'all
gonna quick calling in him talking about the Lord, and
don't talk about everybody else because now we've been open
it up to everybody that don't think person saying something
too that y'all gonna stop calling in him and not
talk about all the names you have the next caller,
don't mention y'all way gonna be a situation. Okay, him
(01:32):
calling in and don't say Jehovah and and and watch
what pop off? Okay, we keep on. Can we give
up what she wants to prank call? Yeah, let me
see if I can make it happy. We're gonna We're
gonna pee on the side of a house right now,
on the side of her. Hey. Hey, well, I'm trying
to get her there. Let's go, baby girl, head on
my house. Hello, I'm trying to reach your uh mister,
(01:58):
I think that's the name. This is this? What's this
in regard to, uh, just about the air conditioning unit?
You did some workoff force over on uh my household
off street. Do you remember coming out there last week? Yeah, yeah,
I remember, yeah, right, my Uh it was a lady
that my wife. She let you in to come out
right right. Their problem is the problem that is not cooling.
(02:20):
No what no, no, no, no, it's cooling everything. Matter fact.
I wanted to tell you, uh that you did you
did a good job. But I got a question for you. Now,
when you was at the house and you was working
on the air condition out there in the backyard, did
you did you happen to go on the side of
my house and pull out and use the bathroom right
(02:41):
there on the side. Did you go then and you
do number one on the side of my house? Well,
what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that
when you were there, that you you went on the side.
She was looking out the winners. She said that when
you was there that you uh and went and used
the bathroom on the side whole whole Old Wait a minute,
(03:02):
I did what not to what? Right? You? You? You? You?
And you did number one over on the side of
the house? Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look,
you got to understand something. Man, All right now, I
apologize if that did happen, but you got to understand something.
You know, we're downside, man, and you know we're talking
(03:23):
eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man. I
got to stay high traded. I got to drink a
lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the
age that I am, I have to drink a lot
of fluids and the tend to pass through once and
once again, I said, our apologize. I understand all that,
but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like
that when I got a man this got on the
side of my house. And then, man, I'm apologizing on
(03:45):
you and you coming off on me like that. You
didn't put you on the side of my house in
front of my wife. I not looking at young man
now if your ain't showed me it was really she
needed to see some paper, because you ever really ain't
doing something? You do that who you think you're talking to?
You don't want watching me anyway? Do my work? What
(04:07):
is she did? Hold up that she got to look
at the home? Man? Look, look, look, all I know
is I don't want no man at my house in
the house, side of the house, backyard. Nothing but look, man,
let me tell you something, dog, let me tell you something.
I'm the only person at my house. You understand me?
(04:27):
Right as she out there looking at me, look at fun.
I'm a professional. Okay, I do my job and I
take my job with prime. Okay, it's not being professional.
There's something that I did that's that water running through me? Right? Okay,
But you don't you don't at no other man's house.
And you' at my house and my wife's sitting there
looking at you. I have to wonder I got a
(04:48):
problem with that or what you need to come when
your wife looking at me? That's what I did. You
know what you need to be at home and give
me something to look at other than looking at me.
You don't tell me what I need to do about
my wife. You don't go to another man. Man. You
know what I'm about to lose it all right now,
(05:08):
You're what you're gonna make. You're gonna make me lose
a quick. Let me let me get my death. Don
let me get my book, that's all. Yeah. I just
right here, you damn right, and I'm got you what
you know. That's im that's gonna show you what you
don't said another man's house. You don't do that. And
(05:28):
people my wife looking out the window, and I bet
you knew that them blinds was open. Young man. Nah,
you hadn't me real up fit with these accusations, all right? Now,
look and you had you had what it street? Now
you are, you know where I'm at because you I
will show you what I want you to bring your
(05:49):
back over here. On feelings. What I know exactly where
you said you did y'alls on that on that that
gone on strength. I'm gonna come over and I go
hold that for you. I got something for you. Now,
will you tain't me disregard my profsialism and I'm gonna
come show you what being it was about. Look, man,
what you don't do is at another man house and
(06:11):
that's what you did. And you know it ain't called
for now. You could have held that apologize, man, I
had to go. I told you I drink a lot
of fluids in this heat. Man, what else do you
want me to do? I want you to keep your
fluor until you get to the service station down the street,
but not in my backyard side of the house and
my wife looking out the window. Man, you if what
(06:32):
you're talking about, if I then I apologize to came
something in the hell with it? Look at you're gonna
me off and make me do something up for I'm
telling you what to do. Man, I don't told you
I apologize you and I would come on that kicking. Okay,
So you take your dude, what let me tell you
something kick you because it's from the edge of you
(06:52):
while your wife is young, and I know you do.
You can't deal with no old school I can kill you.
You're gonna you're gonna get y'all today you had, Man,
you're gonna get little three too. Come. Let me tell
you that I got one more thing to say to you.
What you're listening to meareak? Damn it that Nephew time.
(07:13):
If this is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
you just got trank by your boy name. You know
what I'm gonna get with his He know I got
hard computation. I don't need this my life, man, he said. Man,
(07:33):
my boy be out there fixing air conditions and he
does all there. He said. Man, let me tell you something,
he said, be frustrated to begin with, he say, begin
MC call man because I got nine of ten mos too.
Gotta do the date. Hey man, you a yeah, I'm
might not in this few I might not new you
(07:54):
and that Steve Harror from Dawn Fools in the morning.
I listen, y'all can't come morning man. I don't get people.
Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man, I enjoy
y'all show man, y'all keep the good gone work. I
appreciate it. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
(08:17):
show in the land. Well, you know the mission accomplished
mission com Yeah, Texas Truss, here we come. Me and
Junior Boy Monique, Rodney Perry and Dominique. We will be
in the building. You don't want to miss it, Dallas.
That is April Fools Night, April Fool's Jam. This is
(08:38):
number six and we will be in the building. Tickets
are on sale. What they get the tickets at j
A XS dot com, a x S dot com. Stupid
is on the way. Yeah, they get the tickets wins
Apple x S Ray. So I didn't hear the X
like you said that. You know what what? No coming
(09:13):
up next Strawberry letter subject. He's about to mess around
and find out. Right after this, you're listening to the
Stave Harvey Morning Show
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