March 5, 2018 • 9 mins
Nephew Tommy pranks pizza place into believing he's trying to get delivery to a jail.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's Strawberry letter subject you did? What where? Okay,
that's the time, that's the subject. But up next it's
the nephew with today's pring phone call. What you got
nex pizza? Huh? Delivery to jail? I love pizza. Pizza
(00:24):
delivery to jail, to jail? Come on, you know pizza?
May I help you? Okay? So you are for me? Please?
All right? Okay? So about this? So can I get
your order? You want tim pezza? And what's in the quest?
Was that going to be six? You poke up on me? Please?
(00:48):
I need six cheese people, six cheese pezz being crushed?
What's on the quest? Was being being six? See being
crush pieces? And do you want any other topics on?
That's her? No? I need to to meet lovers? That
(01:08):
was that again? Can you can you stick up a
little bit? I was really having a hard time hearing you.
I need to meet lovers, to meet lovers? Is that? Yes?
To meet lover, meet lovers? Pizza? Okay? And working on
a quest? Would you like on that? Sir? H that's
thick thick cross. You said you want to thank quest
on that thick, so I'm having a really hard time
(01:28):
hearing you. Can you speak up for need? I need
to meet lovers with thick crust crust okay, okay, all right?
And then the last is two veggies on being cross
veggie jeeves veggie too veggie too veggie on the thick crush?
(01:49):
Do you do y'all deliver to um? Do y'all delivered
to U gated gated community? Can you work for a
second for me, Dolica? Okay, fine about that, sir? Okay,
can I get your phone numbers three four two there's
six eight nine? Okay. I heard three four two guys
(02:10):
six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of
those numbers. Can I get an area code or my
number three four two d's six eight nine? Okay? Um,
I need to get the whole seven digits and the
area code, so there we can put you in the
computer to try to find your location. I told you
my number, my numbers three four two d six eight nine.
(02:32):
Okay okay, sir, um, let me give my manager on
the phone. Excuse me, Um, he's giving me like six numbers.
May talk. I'll take care of it. Sir. How are
you doing Hey, how are you doing. I'm doing great,
all right. I ordered tem pizza, six cheese pieces to
meat lovers and two bed she's I'm trying to see
(02:52):
if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.
Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
all the time. Let me just get a number for
you and address right my number, three, four, two days, six,
eight nine, sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Erico plus your seven digits, Okay, I don't. I don't.
If you just leave it with the guard, he'll make
(03:13):
sure I get it. No, So I don't think you understand.
I need to have a phone number where I can
call you. We can go in and out of the gate.
That's not a problem. When I get that you can't
go in and I did. Listen, you can't go in,
and I did. I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can
you speak up something? Okay, I'm trying to get ten
pizzas delivered and you just drop it off with the guard.
(03:35):
So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
getting the pizza. Right, I'm deliterated. He's gonna, he's gonna,
he's gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool with the guard.
He's gonna pay you. Okay. Where are you? Where are you? Okay,
let's do this. Where are you? Okay? And where is that?
(03:55):
Where is that? And and gold in Louisiana depend tree.
So we can't deliver pizza to ana penitentiary. Look, I
ordered ten pizzas for one six six cheese pizzas to
meet lowers and two big Look, I keep you on
this phone too much longer. Listen, sir, I know what
you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you
(04:16):
know where we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,
you gotta go somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying
to get these ten. Look, I'm late. I'm nothing to
go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not
gonna go back and forth with you either. We are
unable to deliver this pizza to you, Okay. Why because
you are in the penitentiary, Sir. No one delivers pizza
(04:37):
to people in the penitentiary. People in the penicetial or
the pizza, No, sir, they cannot, but we do not
deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do
you know how long it would take to get pizza
to Angola? Don't give let me think. Okay, who the
manager there? I am the managers speaking with the manager.
What's your name? Never mind what my name is, just
(04:58):
know that I'm the manager. Okay. Let me say this
to you, since you to manage there. If I don't
get no pizzas here tonight, I'm when I get out
in three years, I'm coming down there, and I'm gonna
you up. You think you're talking to you, ain't gonna
met up in three years. I won't get here with
matter fact, I just might stay here for three years.
So when you come back, let me tell you something.
(05:19):
If you'll don't brain any piece to this penitential and
get it to the guard before he get off work,
then but it's gonna be around here now in order.
These ten pitchers and everybody on the cell block is
waiting on them. So I don't I don't care about
you and your folks on your cell block. You are
in the penitentiary and I don't even know why you calling.
Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay,
and I have a job to do. I am not
delivering pizzas. Still penitentiary, y'all discriminating? Nobout where y'all brain
(05:42):
pizzas and more. We don't destroy meat, but we ain't
located in that goal unless you're gonna give me some.
That's all from my metro. I ain't coming. Let me
tell you something. I want you to remember eating number
threefold to dad six sight nine. If you see that
gray painted on your house or that damn pizza place,
then you know my thing got out and I'm looking
for your three pot to dad six eight nine. I
(06:04):
don't give it about three two six eight nine and
seven f three. What I'm saying is your grass. If
you come up here in three years and guess where,
don't drop the folt. Who who you're talking to? That's
what I said. Whom you think you talking to? Get
off my phone. I got one more thing to kill
you before I get on three years the lands words.
I'm gonna safe. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what
(06:26):
you gotta say? This is next you Tommy from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray
phone call you. Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You
gotta be free god, oh god, this is new Tommy.
(06:55):
You know you made a pizza. You know what I mean?
You know you're end up in the you and you're sailing.
Think about some pepperoni you want to pay? You understand
how to go? They want freedom. I like the order
that they want to and that was prison. People in
(07:18):
the penitentiary need pepperoni to collar. But prison is not
the place you really asked for pepper on it. You
just go with mushrooms, trust me on that. When all right,
I am doing it again. Saucage. You just went ahead
(07:41):
and said it, leaving that joke people trying to because
the average person that's listening don't know that paperoni comes
in sausage. Yeah, just slice, look a little like they
little this. You wanted to very very familiar, and if
(08:05):
you're in prison, you don't be asking for that. No,
So I just want to be there for you, clear right.
You just wanted to say, hey, let me put this
out there. If y'all on mine. I am Friday night, Salisbury, Maryland,
Friday Night. What comical Youth and Convention Center. The nephew
(08:26):
is at it again with Comic Code Youth and Convention Center, Salisbury, Maryland.
And I think everybody in the b MO, Baltimore, Maryland
selling out six shows, Your sir, I want to say
thank you, thank you, thank you for thirty show Man.
I sold out that folk thirty show boy. You hear me, Okay,
(08:47):
So the mentoring is working. So that was not mentoring
he did on his own. Ain't going Ain't it's March this.
We're gonna come back and talk about mining right after
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's Strawberry letter subject you did? What where? Okay,
that's the time, that's the subject. But up next it's
the nephew with today's pring phone call. What you got
nex pizza? Huh? Delivery to jail? I love pizza. Pizza
(00:24):
delivery to jail, to jail? Come on, you know pizza?
May I help you? Okay? So you are for me? Please?
All right? Okay? So about this? So can I get
your order? You want tim pezza? And what's in the quest?
Was that going to be six? You poke up on me? Please?
(00:48):
I need six cheese people, six cheese pezz being crushed?
What's on the quest? Was being being six? See being
crush pieces? And do you want any other topics on?
That's her? No? I need to to meet lovers? That
(01:08):
was that again? Can you can you stick up a
little bit? I was really having a hard time hearing you.
I need to meet lovers, to meet lovers? Is that? Yes?
To meet lover, meet lovers? Pizza? Okay? And working on
a quest? Would you like on that? Sir? H that's
thick thick cross. You said you want to thank quest
on that thick, so I'm having a really hard time
(01:28):
hearing you. Can you speak up for need? I need
to meet lovers with thick crust crust okay, okay, all right?
And then the last is two veggies on being cross
veggie jeeves veggie too veggie too veggie on the thick crush?
(01:49):
Do you do y'all deliver to um? Do y'all delivered
to U gated gated community? Can you work for a
second for me, Dolica? Okay, fine about that, sir? Okay,
can I get your phone numbers three four two there's
six eight nine? Okay. I heard three four two guys
(02:10):
six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of
those numbers. Can I get an area code or my
number three four two d's six eight nine? Okay? Um,
I need to get the whole seven digits and the
area code, so there we can put you in the
computer to try to find your location. I told you
my number, my numbers three four two d six eight nine.
(02:32):
Okay okay, sir, um, let me give my manager on
the phone. Excuse me, Um, he's giving me like six numbers.
May talk. I'll take care of it. Sir. How are
you doing Hey, how are you doing. I'm doing great,
all right. I ordered tem pizza, six cheese pieces to
meat lovers and two bed she's I'm trying to see
(02:52):
if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.
Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
all the time. Let me just get a number for
you and address right my number, three, four, two days, six,
eight nine, sir, that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Erico plus your seven digits, Okay, I don't. I don't.
If you just leave it with the guard, he'll make
(03:13):
sure I get it. No, So I don't think you understand.
I need to have a phone number where I can
call you. We can go in and out of the gate.
That's not a problem. When I get that you can't
go in and I did. Listen, you can't go in,
and I did. I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can
you speak up something? Okay, I'm trying to get ten
pizzas delivered and you just drop it off with the guard.
(03:35):
So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
getting the pizza. Right, I'm deliterated. He's gonna, he's gonna,
he's gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool with the guard.
He's gonna pay you. Okay. Where are you? Where are you? Okay,
let's do this. Where are you? Okay? And where is that?
(03:55):
Where is that? And and gold in Louisiana depend tree.
So we can't deliver pizza to ana penitentiary. Look, I
ordered ten pizzas for one six six cheese pizzas to
meet lowers and two big Look, I keep you on
this phone too much longer. Listen, sir, I know what
you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you
(04:16):
know where we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,
you gotta go somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying
to get these ten. Look, I'm late. I'm nothing to
go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not
gonna go back and forth with you either. We are
unable to deliver this pizza to you, Okay. Why because
you are in the penitentiary, Sir. No one delivers pizza
(04:37):
to people in the penitentiary. People in the penicetial or
the pizza, No, sir, they cannot, but we do not
deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do
you know how long it would take to get pizza
to Angola? Don't give let me think. Okay, who the
manager there? I am the managers speaking with the manager.
What's your name? Never mind what my name is, just
(04:58):
know that I'm the manager. Okay. Let me say this
to you, since you to manage there. If I don't
get no pizzas here tonight, I'm when I get out
in three years, I'm coming down there, and I'm gonna
you up. You think you're talking to you, ain't gonna
met up in three years. I won't get here with
matter fact, I just might stay here for three years.
So when you come back, let me tell you something.
(05:19):
If you'll don't brain any piece to this penitential and
get it to the guard before he get off work,
then but it's gonna be around here now in order.
These ten pitchers and everybody on the cell block is
waiting on them. So I don't I don't care about
you and your folks on your cell block. You are
in the penitentiary and I don't even know why you calling.
Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay,
and I have a job to do. I am not
delivering pizzas. Still penitentiary, y'all discriminating? Nobout where y'all brain
(05:42):
pizzas and more. We don't destroy meat, but we ain't
located in that goal unless you're gonna give me some.
That's all from my metro. I ain't coming. Let me
tell you something. I want you to remember eating number
threefold to dad six sight nine. If you see that
gray painted on your house or that damn pizza place,
then you know my thing got out and I'm looking
for your three pot to dad six eight nine. I
(06:04):
don't give it about three two six eight nine and
seven f three. What I'm saying is your grass. If
you come up here in three years and guess where,
don't drop the folt. Who who you're talking to? That's
what I said. Whom you think you talking to? Get
off my phone. I got one more thing to kill
you before I get on three years the lands words.
I'm gonna safe. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what
(06:26):
you gotta say? This is next you Tommy from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray
phone call you. Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You
gotta be free god, oh god, this is new Tommy.
(06:55):
You know you made a pizza. You know what I mean?
You know you're end up in the you and you're sailing.
Think about some pepperoni you want to pay? You understand
how to go? They want freedom. I like the order
that they want to and that was prison. People in
(07:18):
the penitentiary need pepperoni to collar. But prison is not
the place you really asked for pepper on it. You
just go with mushrooms, trust me on that. When all right,
I am doing it again. Saucage. You just went ahead
(07:41):
and said it, leaving that joke people trying to because
the average person that's listening don't know that paperoni comes
in sausage. Yeah, just slice, look a little like they
little this. You wanted to very very familiar, and if
(08:05):
you're in prison, you don't be asking for that. No,
So I just want to be there for you, clear right.
You just wanted to say, hey, let me put this
out there. If y'all on mine. I am Friday night, Salisbury, Maryland,
Friday Night. What comical Youth and Convention Center. The nephew
(08:26):
is at it again with Comic Code Youth and Convention Center, Salisbury, Maryland.
And I think everybody in the b MO, Baltimore, Maryland
selling out six shows, Your sir, I want to say
thank you, thank you, thank you for thirty show Man.
I sold out that folk thirty show boy. You hear me, Okay,
(08:47):
So the mentoring is working. So that was not mentoring
he did on his own. Ain't going Ain't it's March this.
We're gonna come back and talk about mining right after
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