July 1, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 is about to go to a grown man's house to check his prostate and the exam is paid in full. The rubber glove and gel are ready!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
four minutes after it's my strawberry letter. Four minutes after
it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject my ex
paid for my grandma's funeral. We'll get into that in
just a bit, but right now it is a nephew
here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What you got for us?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Nest Surely it is PSC ps C. That is PROS
State Checker, pro state checke.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, you going in?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Huh yeah, I'm going in PSCY. All right, all right,
let's go get old PSC pros State check Out.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger is. My
name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you on
my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow
morning about seven to fifteen. I just want to give
you a call and give your heads up and let
you know we will be there about seven to fifteen.
From my understanding, you go to work.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Here, Oh you say you who?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.
I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and
I'll be there at least about seventy to fifteen From
my understanding. You go to work at seven thirty and
my proceed is only gonna take a couple of minutes.
But I wanted to a friendly call and let you
know that I will be by there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
What's the PSC, PFC? What's is a PSC?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
PSC? Sir? PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
fourteen years now.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What is PSC especialist? What you do?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh you're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
How you got me on the schedule? Why ain't trying
us for nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh? I got you on my list here. I don't
know who puts you on here, but you've it's been
paid for everything for me to come by and do
my job. And like I said, only take me a
couple of minutes and I'll have you on your way.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
How do you get my number? Say again, how did
you get my phone number?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sir? Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops
tomorrow and I got you schedules as my as my
first stop tomorrow morning. I don't know I got your
phone number. I do have your address. Are you at drive?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah? That's my address. But I'm not schedule for nobody
to come to my house in the morning. I gotta
go to work in the morning. I'm not gonna be
here right right.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
My understanding from understanding, you pull out about seven thirty
and I'm gonna get there seven to fifteen. Like I said,
you know, the procedure only takes about two three minutes, and.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You tell me worry about everybody my information. You know,
when I leave home and everything.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Like I say, my name is Greg, I'm a PSC,
and I'll be there. Okay, you said that, I ready,
you'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just wanted to
give your friendly call here on Sunday. I'll let you
know that i'll be there. I'll be there about seven
fifteen and we'll get you taken care of and then
I'll let you get on your whay to work.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You still ain't telling me what I was supposed to
what you're supposed to be doing, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker and
what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your
pro state tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh hell, now, you ain't coming here check my prive state.
I get my proce state checked by my doctor who
is you talking about come to check my prive state?
Not at my house. You ain't come to check my Yeah,
And you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Know what, I get this all the time. I get
a lot of people that are in denial, A lot
of men that that claim that they five.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
State is signed. I hear my price state check just
at at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't
need to come to my eye checking my price state, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
A lot of people, a lot of men are in
denial saying that they gotta checked and they got it.
A lot of times we find out they haven't. And
there has to be a reason. If I got you
on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid one
hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come out
there and check.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It, well, you should be happy you paid us on
a five dollars. This is a lesson job. You have
to do that because you're not come and check my
price state, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by there
tomorrow and I'm seven pig pen. I'm putting my rubber
glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
and I am gonna check your prop state and then
I'll let you get on the work.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, I tell you what. That rubble glove ain't going
nowhere near me, home boy. I'll tell you what you
pay on over my eyes if you want to. It's
ain't gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be nice
with you in your rubber glove. Sure might have had
to stick a rebel glove up, jem. When I'm done
with you, I don't be comfortab by my eyes talking
about tacking my price state?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Sir, sir, do you realize that this is the leading
calls to black men? Do you realize that.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I understand that?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Then you ain't come.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Black men? Three out of five black men are lost
every year, so you ought to be very grateful that
someone is sending me by there to check it and
make sure you're okay.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
I go to every at once a year.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You're gonna have to tell to my hot time I
sticking no rubber glove off me. Man's phone with you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Sir, I'm not gonna sit here and go back and
forth with you. My job is to give you a
friendly call and let you know that I'm coming all
right now tomorrow morning, listen, I don't want to hear
anymore of it. Tomorrow morning. I'm there at seven fifteen,
and you're gonna get your proce state check. Whether you
like it or not.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Well you bade don't buy here, then I show be here.
You bay your bad thank you bad enough to come
over here. Check my prist. Tell you baying it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm gonna pack it. So you just be ready at
seven fifteen that you're gonna get your prostate check.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'll be here.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I just want to let you go on the work
case comes.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You come on over here if you want. You you know
my address and all my which time I go to
work and everything. You you bang your back on over
here if.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You want to. I don't care if I gotta come
on over there, sir and hold you down and check
your prostate. I'm coming to check your prostate at seven
fifteen tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Or I'll tell you what you bring your mom John
over there. You you think you know who I am,
what I need over here? You come on over here
and you do what you gotta do. I over there
tomorrow more. Wherever they'll wrong, you're gonna be checking something
else besides me. You're gonna be checking you off. You
bring it, don't know where if you want to here,
wron get you up out of here, be coming to
my house today. But you you tell somebody talking about
(05:28):
I needed prostate check or something. Somebody on the phone
talking about I need a prostate or something. You bring
your I'll tell you what. I'll be here when you
get here.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You bring it, I will be tomorrow seen it in
the mollell you going wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You may't watch it if you might be wheeled away
from the you bring up if you want to.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm gonna have my glove on tomorrow and I'm gonna
be checking your prostates.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'll tell you what you rain' in the morn and
where you want to talk about checking the price state.
You're gonna be checking you on price state, because I'm
telling you what I got something for you. You come
from here, you bang your bad You think you bad
enough to come off here and chase I'm over here.
You come on with it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I got one more wing I need to say to
you all. You're listening, So what dad you got.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
To say to me?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You just told me it's not just you got to
tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Now, are you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
This bab down over here?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You're gonna be here, I'm gonna be over there. But
I got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Are you listening what you got to say to me? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's his nephew till Me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy who you say
you was?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Again?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Hey man, this is nephew tim Me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me the prank
phone call?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You ain't Chris dampth Harvey.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Tell me boy?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
All right, Roger boy, y'all about to make me go out?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I'm wondering who the hell is? Don't come out somebody
how to do a postage chicks on regular basis like that? Yeah? Yeah,
I sold got me man, I'm gonna get him back. Boy.
I can't believe you do me like that. I'm gonna
go over there and check his pristake. You know, I
don't even think you get here checked on the regular.
I want to have somebody to come check mine.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Steve Harvey Morning show Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
All right, come on, oh my god, he's not about that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
You didn't You didn't want to when you get there, Yeah,
he's gonna tinch up when you get there.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Right now, I don't even have one.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He's cringing to save lives. Get out there and get
yourself checked. I'm just telling you that's what.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You don't, Neddy, don't.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So you're doing awareness with the prank?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Why not just do it all? See see, ill do stupid?
Then I turn around and make some sense. I do
all that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
What I did was stupid. His finger on it. He
put his finger on the funny. Go ahead, Tyler, you
did that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
He did, Carl. I'm getting me a shirt made with
that on it. Stupid and he gotta walk and everything
with it. Stupid with a purpose. All right, get ready.
It is a Helium Comedy Club, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July twenty sixth,
twenty seventh, and twenty eight. July twenty sixth, twenty seventh,
(08:41):
and twenty eighth. The nephew is coming to town. Laying
in the cut. But you don't want to miss oh, Buffalo,
New York, where I will be flying in Okay, I
will be flying in nephew Times house party, Comedy Damn, Buffalo,
New York. Tickets are on sale right now at the
Shades Performing Arts Center. It's going down side to be
August of thirty first. This is the beginning. This is
(09:03):
in the middle of Labor Day weekend. The nephew is
putting it down that his nephew Timmey house party, comedy town.
You do not want to minsit. Tickets on sale right now. Buffalo,
been a long time baby. Here I come, here, I
come all right, Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Coming up next my Struwberry letter, the subject my ex
paid from my grandma's funeral. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening Save Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
four minutes after it's my strawberry letter. Four minutes after
it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject my ex
paid for my grandma's funeral. We'll get into that in
just a bit, but right now it is a nephew
here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What you got for us?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Nest Surely it is PSC ps C. That is PROS
State Checker, pro state checke.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, you going in?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Huh yeah, I'm going in PSCY. All right, all right,
let's go get old PSC pros State check Out.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Roger is. My
name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you on
my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow
morning about seven to fifteen. I just want to give
you a call and give your heads up and let
you know we will be there about seven to fifteen.
From my understanding, you go to work.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Here, Oh you say you who?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.
I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and
I'll be there at least about seventy to fifteen From
my understanding. You go to work at seven thirty and
my proceed is only gonna take a couple of minutes.
But I wanted to a friendly call and let you
know that I will be by there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
What's the PSC, PFC? What's is a PSC?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
PSC? Sir? PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
fourteen years now.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What is PSC especialist? What you do?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh you're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
How you got me on the schedule? Why ain't trying
us for nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh? I got you on my list here. I don't
know who puts you on here, but you've it's been
paid for everything for me to come by and do
my job. And like I said, only take me a
couple of minutes and I'll have you on your way.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
How do you get my number? Say again, how did
you get my phone number?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sir? Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops
tomorrow and I got you schedules as my as my
first stop tomorrow morning. I don't know I got your
phone number. I do have your address. Are you at drive?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah? That's my address. But I'm not schedule for nobody
to come to my house in the morning. I gotta
go to work in the morning. I'm not gonna be
here right right.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
My understanding from understanding, you pull out about seven thirty
and I'm gonna get there seven to fifteen. Like I said,
you know, the procedure only takes about two three minutes, and.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You tell me worry about everybody my information. You know,
when I leave home and everything.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Like I say, my name is Greg, I'm a PSC,
and I'll be there. Okay, you said that, I ready,
you'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just wanted to
give your friendly call here on Sunday. I'll let you
know that i'll be there. I'll be there about seven
fifteen and we'll get you taken care of and then
I'll let you get on your whay to work.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You still ain't telling me what I was supposed to
what you're supposed to be doing, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker and
what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your
pro state tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh hell, now, you ain't coming here check my prive state.
I get my proce state checked by my doctor who
is you talking about come to check my prive state?
Not at my house. You ain't come to check my Yeah,
And you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Know what, I get this all the time. I get
a lot of people that are in denial, A lot
of men that that claim that they five.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
State is signed. I hear my price state check just
at at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't
need to come to my eye checking my price state, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
A lot of people, a lot of men are in
denial saying that they gotta checked and they got it.
A lot of times we find out they haven't. And
there has to be a reason. If I got you
on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid one
hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come out
there and check.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It, well, you should be happy you paid us on
a five dollars. This is a lesson job. You have
to do that because you're not come and check my
price state, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by there
tomorrow and I'm seven pig pen. I'm putting my rubber
glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
and I am gonna check your prop state and then
I'll let you get on the work.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, I tell you what. That rubble glove ain't going
nowhere near me, home boy. I'll tell you what you
pay on over my eyes if you want to. It's
ain't gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be nice
with you in your rubber glove. Sure might have had
to stick a rebel glove up, jem. When I'm done
with you, I don't be comfortab by my eyes talking
about tacking my price state?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Sir, sir, do you realize that this is the leading
calls to black men? Do you realize that.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I understand that?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Then you ain't come.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Black men? Three out of five black men are lost
every year, so you ought to be very grateful that
someone is sending me by there to check it and
make sure you're okay.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
I go to every at once a year.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You're gonna have to tell to my hot time I
sticking no rubber glove off me. Man's phone with you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Sir, I'm not gonna sit here and go back and
forth with you. My job is to give you a
friendly call and let you know that I'm coming all
right now tomorrow morning, listen, I don't want to hear
anymore of it. Tomorrow morning. I'm there at seven fifteen,
and you're gonna get your proce state check. Whether you
like it or not.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Well you bade don't buy here, then I show be here.
You bay your bad thank you bad enough to come
over here. Check my prist. Tell you baying it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm gonna pack it. So you just be ready at
seven fifteen that you're gonna get your prostate check.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'll be here.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I just want to let you go on the work
case comes.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You come on over here if you want. You you know
my address and all my which time I go to
work and everything. You you bang your back on over
here if.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You want to. I don't care if I gotta come
on over there, sir and hold you down and check
your prostate. I'm coming to check your prostate at seven
fifteen tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Or I'll tell you what you bring your mom John
over there. You you think you know who I am,
what I need over here? You come on over here
and you do what you gotta do. I over there
tomorrow more. Wherever they'll wrong, you're gonna be checking something
else besides me. You're gonna be checking you off. You
bring it, don't know where if you want to here,
wron get you up out of here, be coming to
my house today. But you you tell somebody talking about
(05:28):
I needed prostate check or something. Somebody on the phone
talking about I need a prostate or something. You bring
your I'll tell you what. I'll be here when you
get here.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You bring it, I will be tomorrow seen it in
the mollell you going wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You may't watch it if you might be wheeled away
from the you bring up if you want to.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm gonna have my glove on tomorrow and I'm gonna
be checking your prostates.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'll tell you what you rain' in the morn and
where you want to talk about checking the price state.
You're gonna be checking you on price state, because I'm
telling you what I got something for you. You come
from here, you bang your bad You think you bad
enough to come off here and chase I'm over here.
You come on with it.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I got one more wing I need to say to
you all. You're listening, So what dad you got.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
To say to me?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Now?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You just told me it's not just you got to
tell me.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Now, are you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
This bab down over here?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You're gonna be here, I'm gonna be over there. But
I got one more thing I want to say.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Are you listening what you got to say to me? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's his nephew till Me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy who you say
you was?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Again?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Hey man, this is nephew tim Me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me the prank
phone call?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You ain't Chris dampth Harvey.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Tell me boy?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
All right, Roger boy, y'all about to make me go out?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I'm wondering who the hell is? Don't come out somebody
how to do a postage chicks on regular basis like that? Yeah? Yeah,
I sold got me man, I'm gonna get him back. Boy.
I can't believe you do me like that. I'm gonna
go over there and check his pristake. You know, I
don't even think you get here checked on the regular.
I want to have somebody to come check mine.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Steve Harvey Morning show Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
All right, come on, oh my god, he's not about that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
You didn't You didn't want to when you get there, Yeah,
he's gonna tinch up when you get there.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Right now, I don't even have one.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He's cringing to save lives. Get out there and get
yourself checked. I'm just telling you that's what.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
You don't, Neddy, don't.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
So you're doing awareness with the prank?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Why not just do it all? See see, ill do stupid?
Then I turn around and make some sense. I do
all that.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
What I did was stupid. His finger on it. He
put his finger on the funny. Go ahead, Tyler, you
did that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
He did, Carl. I'm getting me a shirt made with
that on it. Stupid and he gotta walk and everything
with it. Stupid with a purpose. All right, get ready.
It is a Helium Comedy Club, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July twenty sixth,
twenty seventh, and twenty eight. July twenty sixth, twenty seventh,
(08:41):
and twenty eighth. The nephew is coming to town. Laying
in the cut. But you don't want to miss oh, Buffalo,
New York, where I will be flying in Okay, I
will be flying in nephew Times house party, Comedy Damn, Buffalo,
New York. Tickets are on sale right now at the
Shades Performing Arts Center. It's going down side to be
August of thirty first. This is the beginning. This is
(09:03):
in the middle of Labor Day weekend. The nephew is
putting it down that his nephew Timmey house party, comedy town.
You do not want to minsit. Tickets on sale right now. Buffalo,
been a long time baby. Here I come, here, I
come all right, Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Coming up next my Struwberry letter, the subject my ex
paid from my grandma's funeral. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening Save Harvey Morning Show.
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