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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I
saw it, so I know he did too. We'll get
into that find out what that's all about in just
a few but right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got next, prus, sirly?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It is football season, that is what it is. Last night,
my young man, Jordan Jay Dubb played football last night.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
They lost.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, they lost, but anyway, the name of this frank
phone call is quarterback sneak quarterback sneak cat dog. If
you hould.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hello last week, the canvas is this see the cares.
This is Tony. Are you mama?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Excuse me?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You? Are you out of salees? Mama?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, I am right? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
My name is Tony. I'm Deandre's daddy. DeAndre. They played
on this past season. They played on the football tea.
They played on the on the Seahawks together.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Okay, okay, but like, why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, I'm calling you for a particular reason. Let me
tell you what's going on. There's this whole past football season.
Your son Isaiah, he was a starting.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Quarterback right, Yeah, he's yeah, he's a certain quarterback. He
works real hard.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Like that's that said, pysicala. Let me let me go
say this. I already know that my son DeAndre is
way better than your son, Isaiah. I already know that,
all right now.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I ain't get to excuse you.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, I ain't no excuse me. I'm not gonna choose
myself about this. I've been waiting to get you on
the phone so I can tell you exactly what's going on.
Let me tell you something when when the season come
back around, when they get ready to play again, I'm
telling you right now, my son DeAndre gonna be starting.
Please know that. Trust me. I swear to you. I
know what you did for your Excuse me, sir.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Excuse me you you who do you think you are
calling me telling me that your son is going to
take my son susition on the team. How do you
even have my number?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I got? I got your number from a reliable sort
one of the payers games me your number.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But what's like, what kind of mental problems you got
calling my house telling me about how your son is
So your son is like not barely even on the team,
he's not even starting.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, Now my son ain't start. Okay, well he gonna
be starting next year. Okay, but I know what you
did for your son to be started. Trust me, I
know what you did. Cans, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
My son earned his position. So I mean, I don't
I don't really get what you're saying here. You're talking
about talking to some big game about your son taking
my son's position.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Life.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
First of all, I don't even know who you are.
I don't know how you got my number. Like these
these are kids. It's it's really not that serious. Like
their kids out there having a good time, trying to
play a game. It's like, I haven't seen you at
a game. I don't know who. I don't know what
you think you are stepping up being like my son
is gonna take your son's position. Like what kind of
(02:50):
crazy are you? You're calling me out of nowhere, out
of that, You're calling me nowhere, out of the clear blue.
I'm just minding my business. My son is playing this game.
Who the are you? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Like? I ain't been to no games, but I'm gonna
be there on next season. I'll be there. Okay, Okay,
I mean you could try, You could try.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
You might not want to come to your son still
ain't starting.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But let's go on and get to the reason why
call you. I already know why your son starting, because
that's going on, that's going what what?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, my son is starting because he earned his position.
He's the best on the team.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Hey, you're saying, next cannons, But are you sure your
son ain't starting because maybe you maybe you slept, maybe
you slept with coach Brian?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
What wait, excuse you?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Like, did you did you did you sleep with coach
Brian so your son could get that position? Did you
do that?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Your mama slept with coach coach Brian with her dry
that's why your son ain't playing? Who do you think
you are accusing me of sleeping with a coach.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hey, Hey, I'm just I'm just letting you know, I
know what you did for you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You don't know, you don't know, you don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, So, so so you you singing you ain't self right,
that's what you're saying. So is they have started because
he just because they just picked him the start. You
are crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
First of all, you're gonna have to talk to my
husband because these accusations are ridiculous and out of control.
But I don't know who the do you think you
are in the house excusing me of sleeping with the
coach My son earned his positions all the teams. He's like,
what the who do you think you are? You are
pray brother?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Who is your hook? Who is that?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
My husband is Curtis? So you don't know because you
ain't never showed up for your own damn son.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, Curtis, your little name Curtis. Okay, Okay, So I'll
tell you I need I need to talk to Curtis.
That's what I need to do.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh, you're gonna more than talk to Curtis. You're gonna
catch some man from Curtis with that mouse.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okay, all good. So so so let me ask you this.
You saw like Curtis the drive trucks that Curtis.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'm talking about Curtis my husband in my house. You
don't know who we are because you ain't never swed up.
You ain't nobody does nobody his host, You don't call
his book, and you need to crawl back into whatever
the host you came out of, because I am not
here for this.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Curtains is a truck driver.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Right, Yeah, you're lucky here him on here over yet?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh okay, okay, you're found my Curtis. No, no, no,
Can I tell you something else that I don't find
out about Curtis? Did I tell you that?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I don't?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I don't, I don't. I kind of don't want to
hear anything that comes out of in mouth At this point.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm gonna tell you. This is the last thing I'm
gonna say my mouth. Can I just tell you what
I know about Curtis?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You better make it quick.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm gonna make it quick. Curtis got me the plank
phone called you. This is nephew Tommy. Can this from
the Steam Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your husband, Curtis? Are you you kid?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You mean.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
We're on the radio right now?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
No? You all right now? But you're gonna be on
in the morning though.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh my goodn'tess like my heart is racing right now
the phone and.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Tear off your throat kidding me?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
My husband put you up to this.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Your husband got me to call you. Baby. You said
your son is amazing quarterback. I said, cool, We're gonna
do this, yo.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You don't understand My chest feels like a vice right now.
I want to kick throw.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh all right, Kennis, you gotta tell me one thing.
What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the last.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Steve Harvey in the Morning oooh my gun and sweating yo.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's stupid on Friday, that's all. It is stupid on Friday.
But tonight I'm gonna be stupid because I am headed
to Augusta, Georgia. Did you hear what I said? I
got eighty two tickets left in Augusta, Georgia before I
sell out. The Nephew is there at the middle of theater.
Still a few tickets. That's eighty two tickets still on
sale for the Nephew that's coming in the next few hours.
(06:58):
That is tonight at the middle theater. Tickets on sale
right now, laying in the cut. I will be going
to Columbia, South Carolina. It is the Women's Empowerment House
Party Comedy Jam this nephew tell me friends. That is
September the twenty eighth and Columbia, South Carolina. All right, yeah,
what y'all think that's cool? What we think about your dates?
(07:22):
The part just my stupid just my stupid all around,
just the whole thing, just to come back of stupid
being down and come back and pick stupid back up
after being down and come back in it and just
being incredible.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
With That's that I mean, as you say you was down,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh Man, twenty twenty two. August twenty twenty two. I
went down, you know, I went down. Counsel took me
out for a minute. Yeah, I wanna come back, come
back and pick up where you left off one stupid
How good is that?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I was gonna say something, but y'all, y'all, two of y'all,
y'all be putting a sister now.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, you shouldn't see it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, you shouldn't say that.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Just I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Because y'all y'all pretty sensitive about your illnesses.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Little illness.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Okay, So now you wanna broke you big, You want
to make somebody, That's what I'll be saying. See, I
try to minimize so I don't recognize. But now now
when I call him little, now that we I'm bigger heads.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Sick.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I got all the sick, sad, I had the whole.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I'm not sick at all, and Junior is doing and
Junior is doing very well.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Again, what I got, I got the whole sick said,
what you mean little sick? You ain't fin You ain't
Finela minimize what's wrong with me?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Junr. You look very well, you look very well.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Great time, Thank you man.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Than look brother, yea, look at that.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
We ain't gonna get it from him.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That's what I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'll tell you what I'm gonna get both y'all for Christmas.
I'm gonna both y'all a bail for Christmas. So y'all
all year.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Longe Wake Up, Ringing coming up next.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It is my Strawberry letter for today and the subject
is I saw it so I know he did too.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.