July 9, 2024 • 9 mins
Raymond is stuck in the closet and somebody has broken into his house. He has illegal stuff in the house so the police are off limits.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, it's
my strawberry letter for today. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The subject this is a good one.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The subject is my children's mama or my sugar mama.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay, Joy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Figure that one out.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, But right now the nephew is in the building
with today's prank phone call. What you got for its nept.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
God, I'm gonna be stow what I'm gonna we know?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Welcome to the stupid you? Oh man? What is it? Man?
Let me tell y'all something. Man, if you got seat bell,
put it on, you know, if you if you, I
don't know, see what else can you put all on?
The seat belt? Seat bell?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
If your kids got a car seat in the back,
you know, locked aating in and make this like all
that in there?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, Uncle Steve, this right here Raymond.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
In the closet, ram greatest in them prank.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Uh you gonna mess from.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Alright, let's go catch up.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Hello, Hello, hey, who can you hear me? You're a
badly wo this Raymond? Now speak up? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Who this is? Raymond?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Now speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Raymond? Raymond? Raymond for Ronde is my sister brother.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yes, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Somebody be broken the house. They in the house right now.
I'm in the Holo.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Holdo, holdo, man, damn, I badly can't hear what you're saying.
Somebody know what?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Somebody be broken the house.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I want to hear you whispering.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Because they in the house right now. I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
With a minute, With a minute, you saying somebody that
broken the house and they still in there.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm in the.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
House now, hold on, Wait a minute, you saying somebody
that broke it to your damn house and they still
in there? Yes, what are you doing? See nothing there?
Why you ain't called the police.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
trying to get somebody.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
To hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Now you're saying somebody in the house, in your damn
house right now? All this stuff? Okay? Where you live at?
Where you live at?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm on thirty sixth Street.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Because I'm at thirty two and a hair, you know what.
Hold on, I'm for the call loss.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Now wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Man, you know what what Wait a minute, don't go
to please you send your in the hold somebody up
the kill you and you talking about you don't want
to arrested.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
We got some illegal stuff in the hose.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Don't call nobody in a wait. Wait now you saying
hold on you saying, don't call the damn law.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You have the what in the house? Got it the house?
Do it?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Man? What do you got now? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
This is bad? Don you know what? You'll seeing your
something there? That's the problem while they're in the house.
Now you just set your something in the house. Got
you in there and there that's I guarantee you that
what you what you got in there? You know what? Man,
(03:39):
let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
best thing to do, even though the people in your
house right now you need to jumper. Let me call it. Man,
you need to let me call the damn law. I'm
gonna tell you right now, you get doing dad, don't
do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man, I'm
gonna you you'll stay down now. I'm gonna tell you
now I get called a law. I'm gonna called a law. Along.
(04:00):
I get my wife to call right now.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Don't call him.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Please, don't call him because there's too much illiquis.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
My wife done done? Man? But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly,
I can't do it. Thinkin't for to go down there. No,
I'm gonna tell you something. I could this foods and
the contend. You don't even call the damn last. You
know what, man, look at your dog. I wanna be
honest with you. I'm I ain't gonna go down there.
I'm gonna tell you right down now, you know what.
The first thing I'm gonna tell you now, Now, I
(04:31):
ain't gonna take my down there. First of all, they
may be tapping my damn line, and I ain't got
to do with this. You're gonna get.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Down with it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
I get call now one one. They just look cause
you know what, you're finna get your kid down there
and they don't know who you are. You know what,
I ain't gonna sell on the phone so they can
find out. Please, you know what, norse dy, I ain't
getting in that man. You're much good dad fool. Ain't
forget it that one. Some tell you what you can do.
(05:01):
I called a law. I for they have my wife
right now. You know what. You may not like it now,
but you appreciate me later, because you know when you
forget your month head.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Wait a minute, just west, but I think they outside.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I think, man, you know this is come crazy, y'ad.
You just set your I'm gonna tell you for one,
I'm sitting up there talking about my call, damn law,
damn fool. You gotta keep you on my hats in
that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're a
(05:33):
damn fool. You walk out because i'ma tell you now,
they sure gonna kill your stupid man. You know what,
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Man.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called
in law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell
you not I ain't going down with I don't know
why you really gonna call me unless you want some help,
because I'm gona tell you right now, I ain't gonna
jumpidize myself, not my damn family over your I need this.
The only thing I could do. I could help you
out in one way. I can call the law now.
My wife gotta sell phone. What you want me to
do well. Me must be a damn fool. I'm I
(06:01):
ain't going down. I ain't going you know what, man,
Look look, I can't get in it and my wife
and not of the counter police. I'm gonna tell you
right now, they could have come.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Can you can you?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I can hear you? Sh shut damn mouth?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Shut up? Shut him?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Can you shut your damn mouth right now? Can you
hear me? Shut out? I don't know when I stops.
Why don't shoot the don't peek out that damn dough.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Can I say something?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Man, you need to shut your damn hose.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
This his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You know what, you just got pranked by man, y'all
win dred.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
By y'all some dirty I do Damn well, man nog.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You just got pranked by your boy wind damn man.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Sweating like hey, up in this damn house with drawn
oold man. You set up here. I want to play
with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm swimming like here.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Why are you sweating?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
He was finna die? Because I damn sure no one
should have come down to the house, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I know you weren't coming to the house. I heard
it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what,
he ain't coming to get me.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Man, I'm sitting up here right now. Man, I might
need to take off for work. Boy in here.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, let me ask you something, man, what is the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
one the other that nephew Tommy with his crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That's so black? Women? Women?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Where? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You lying?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Sh shut your damn out, shut you gonna you're gonna
get your more caskill.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
What you want me to do?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'm calling law, But that's all I do.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I ain't coming down there.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to
do with this here. I'm calling law. What you want
me to do? What real forrender? What you want me
to do?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I still know how you come up with them?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Tell me I really don't left side.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Surely, let me explain something to you. A lot of
people use the right side of their brain. I use
the majority of the time, Okay, and that's where all
the creative stuff is.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's on the left and a lot of people don't
know that, a lot of people don't know how to
go there and use that side.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Some people are just stuck on the right, and you know,
just happen to be blessed like that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Thank you for breaking that down.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
In your brain to the left, Okay, which was everything
he does in his brain to the left.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's all right, thank you, left brain people. Coming up next,
strawberry letter, my Children's Mama or my sugar Mama.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, it's
my strawberry letter for today. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The subject this is a good one.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The subject is my children's mama or my sugar mama.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay, Joy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Figure that one out.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, But right now the nephew is in the building
with today's prank phone call. What you got for its nept.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
God, I'm gonna be stow what I'm gonna we know?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Welcome to the stupid you? Oh man? What is it? Man?
Let me tell y'all something. Man, if you got seat bell,
put it on, you know, if you if you, I
don't know, see what else can you put all on?
The seat belt? Seat bell?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
If your kids got a car seat in the back,
you know, locked aating in and make this like all
that in there?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, Uncle Steve, this right here Raymond.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
In the closet, ram greatest in them prank.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Uh you gonna mess from.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Alright, let's go catch up.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Hello, Hello, hey, who can you hear me? You're a
badly wo this Raymond? Now speak up? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Who this is? Raymond?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Now speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Raymond? Raymond? Raymond for Ronde is my sister brother.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yes, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Somebody be broken the house. They in the house right now.
I'm in the Holo.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Holdo, holdo, man, damn, I badly can't hear what you're saying.
Somebody know what?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Somebody be broken the house.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I want to hear you whispering.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Because they in the house right now. I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
With a minute, With a minute, you saying somebody that
broken the house and they still in there.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm in the.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
House now, hold on, Wait a minute, you saying somebody
that broke it to your damn house and they still
in there? Yes, what are you doing? See nothing there?
Why you ain't called the police.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
trying to get somebody.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
To hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Now you're saying somebody in the house, in your damn
house right now? All this stuff? Okay? Where you live at?
Where you live at?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm on thirty sixth Street.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Because I'm at thirty two and a hair, you know what.
Hold on, I'm for the call loss.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Now wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Man, you know what what Wait a minute, don't go
to please you send your in the hold somebody up
the kill you and you talking about you don't want
to arrested.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
We got some illegal stuff in the hose.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Don't call nobody in a wait. Wait now you saying
hold on you saying, don't call the damn law.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
You have the what in the house? Got it the house?
Do it?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Man? What do you got now? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
This is bad? Don you know what? You'll seeing your
something there? That's the problem while they're in the house.
Now you just set your something in the house. Got
you in there and there that's I guarantee you that
what you what you got in there? You know what? Man,
(03:39):
let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
best thing to do, even though the people in your
house right now you need to jumper. Let me call it. Man,
you need to let me call the damn law. I'm
gonna tell you right now, you get doing dad, don't
do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man, I'm
gonna you you'll stay down now. I'm gonna tell you
now I get called a law. I'm gonna called a law. Along.
(04:00):
I get my wife to call right now.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Don't call him.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Please, don't call him because there's too much illiquis.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
My wife done done? Man? But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly,
I can't do it. Thinkin't for to go down there. No,
I'm gonna tell you something. I could this foods and
the contend. You don't even call the damn last. You
know what, man, look at your dog. I wanna be
honest with you. I'm I ain't gonna go down there.
I'm gonna tell you right down now, you know what.
The first thing I'm gonna tell you now, Now, I
(04:31):
ain't gonna take my down there. First of all, they
may be tapping my damn line, and I ain't got
to do with this. You're gonna get.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Down with it.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
I get call now one one. They just look cause
you know what, you're finna get your kid down there
and they don't know who you are. You know what,
I ain't gonna sell on the phone so they can
find out. Please, you know what, norse dy, I ain't
getting in that man. You're much good dad fool. Ain't
forget it that one. Some tell you what you can do.
(05:01):
I called a law. I for they have my wife
right now. You know what. You may not like it now,
but you appreciate me later, because you know when you
forget your month head.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Wait a minute, just west, but I think they outside.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I think, man, you know this is come crazy, y'ad.
You just set your I'm gonna tell you for one,
I'm sitting up there talking about my call, damn law,
damn fool. You gotta keep you on my hats in
that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're a
(05:33):
damn fool. You walk out because i'ma tell you now,
they sure gonna kill your stupid man. You know what,
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Man.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called
in law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell
you not I ain't going down with I don't know
why you really gonna call me unless you want some help,
because I'm gona tell you right now, I ain't gonna
jumpidize myself, not my damn family over your I need this.
The only thing I could do. I could help you
out in one way. I can call the law now.
My wife gotta sell phone. What you want me to
do well. Me must be a damn fool. I'm I
(06:01):
ain't going down. I ain't going you know what, man,
Look look, I can't get in it and my wife
and not of the counter police. I'm gonna tell you
right now, they could have come.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Can you can you?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I can hear you? Sh shut damn mouth?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Shut up? Shut him?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Can you shut your damn mouth right now? Can you
hear me? Shut out? I don't know when I stops.
Why don't shoot the don't peek out that damn dough.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Can I say something?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Man, you need to shut your damn hose.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
This his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
You know what, you just got pranked by man, y'all
win dred.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
By y'all some dirty I do Damn well, man nog.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You just got pranked by your boy wind damn man.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Sweating like hey, up in this damn house with drawn
oold man. You set up here. I want to play
with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm swimming like here.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Why are you sweating?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
He was finna die? Because I damn sure no one
should have come down to the house, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I know you weren't coming to the house. I heard
it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what,
he ain't coming to get me.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Man, I'm sitting up here right now. Man, I might
need to take off for work. Boy in here.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, let me ask you something, man, what is the
baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
one the other that nephew Tommy with his crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That's so black? Women? Women?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Where? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You lying?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Sh shut your damn out, shut you gonna you're gonna
get your more caskill.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
What you want me to do?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'm calling law, But that's all I do.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I ain't coming down there.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to
do with this here. I'm calling law. What you want
me to do? What real forrender? What you want me
to do?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I still know how you come up with them?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Tell me I really don't left side.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Surely, let me explain something to you. A lot of
people use the right side of their brain. I use
the majority of the time, Okay, and that's where all
the creative stuff is.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's on the left and a lot of people don't
know that, a lot of people don't know how to
go there and use that side.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Some people are just stuck on the right, and you know,
just happen to be blessed like that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Thank you for breaking that down.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
In your brain to the left, Okay, which was everything
he does in his brain to the left.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
That's all right, thank you, left brain people. Coming up next,
strawberry letter, my Children's Mama or my sugar Mama.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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