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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what
you got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, we baptized some kids while back. They just
they're not acting right. So I want to go back
and get the kids redipped. You understand, we need to
get them redipped. They need to be baptized again because
it just it's it didn't work. The first one didn't work.
The first baptism didn't work. So we gotta they need
to be washed. Okay, the kid needs to be washed.
(00:24):
They need to be baptized again. So we calling this
redip because they just they just trifled. They really are
redep Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to beat cast Henry. This faster
to Henry. How you doing? You're a caster of a
Greater New Hope Baptist right?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well yes I am answer.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
My name is Patrick. My name is Patrick Davis. Uh
uh doing there? How you doing? Sir? I went there
to your church about them about two and a half
years ago. I went there and New York. Yeah, we
got our kids baptized there. So are you.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Coming back to it or are you? Uh uh? What
was the current church?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hold? Well, we we haven't been in a minute, you know.
For you you you baptized my son and my daughter Kareem.
All right, you baptized them. I don't, I don't think you.
I mean, I'm sure you do a lot of people.
But yeah, I was about to say I do a lot.
I can't really pend point in name like that. He said.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It was about a couple of years ago, two three.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Years by between two and between two and three years ago.
You you baptized my little girl and my son.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, blessed on that. I'm I'm glad I was able
to do that service. I was wondering, how did you
get my number? Usually any things like this usually get
handled with the church, you know, one of my deacons
or my secretary. But uh uh did you call the
church and they gave you my number?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
This this guy at the church, let me see, his
name is oh dog Dobbs, brother, brother Dobbs, brother, brother.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I gave you my phone number, my information.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Brother Dobbs. I got this from Brother Dobbs that I
you I could reach you. Now you know him right,
he's one of your deacons. Brother, He's that's a good
man right there.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I know the many.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Years Okay, him. I roathm for wanting to talk to
you directly. Okay, like I said, you baptized my little
girl Tailoring and my son Kareem. What are baptizeding is
supposed to me? You cleansing them and you're watching them Brad. Okay,
here's my problem here, my problem. You baptized my kids.
But it ain't nothing saying they grades still bad. They
(02:36):
still did obediingly. I don't see where your dad right
now hold on limited day is not if you don't,
if you just let me. I don't see where your
baptized has done anything advertizing. I don't know that I
spent when I was there. I want that money back.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Now now, Okay, now you concuse me. I'm not sure.
I think you know we need to stop this man
this right now, because you're talking about you want money
back baptized. I'm like with baptized your kids. I've been
at this church for many years, so I won't doubt
that I'm probably the past that you're looking for. But
I just don't understand what you're trying to get at
(03:16):
here about the baptism that.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm saying you're supposed to when when people get baptized.
It's supposed to change them.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Cleansing.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, I see, yes, cleansing them. But my kids let.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Me let me ask you. I'm just trying to brother,
I'm just just trying to get to the bottom of this,
you know. I mean, because like I said, when we
get understand how you got my numbers, the.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Bottom of it is your your baptizing ain't doing nothing.
My kids will still grave bad, they still blow yo.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That why they haven't become to church. You say you're
not going to any congregation. Maybe you guys need to
come on back to church, sit in or some sermons.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I even work with your one on one, but I can't.
I can't do nothing about the grades in school. I
mean and and and and overalls.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
When you when you have baptized THEMN, I should see
a change in them, and I don't see a change.
But all the time I was going to your church,
I'm paying for these tithes. Well then I'm not getting
any man. At the end of the days past here.
I want my money back. That's what That's what we have,
not that, brother David.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That's not how it worked. Brother, you understand, I'm not
I'm not trying to raise my voice at you, but
you all over, you all over you want money back.
I understand what can I do for you? I can
tell you now, you what.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You can do. My kids. I have got them baptized
over there with you all that time I was going
to your church. I'm paying ane time, paying ane time,
paying anee time, and I get my kids baptized, and
hide is gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Have nothing to do with the baptism.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The times had something to do with all the time
I spent over there, and I'm not beating anything. And return, brother,
that's what you call in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Am I gonna figure out how much CODs you need?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I know you get me think about that. I know exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You call him home with this nonsense.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You're not even a member of my congregation, and.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Maybe who gonna take you? Ready? Your boy said, just
because you're gonna show you a man of the problem,
don't mean that that's because I'm a man of God.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Don't mean I can't cut your out. You understand that. Brothers,
If it's something you need to deal with, you need.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
To talk to people at the church.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Why do I need to talk to brother, doc. When
I'm talking to that, I do not need to the
problem right now. You're a problem.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'm the problem.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I just went a bunch of tide money and I
won't I know exactly how much I spent over there,
and I want my money back.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Brother, about that?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
That's what I care about.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Your time?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So I said, your time. Want me to spell it out, Well,
here's Comcast kids.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
To spell out. I bet they know.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
How to spell it.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, I'll be currently about no damn behavior issues with
your kids. God, you baptized, that's ques.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You need to be asking. Is you living your life?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Think the five?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You know what? You know what?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Brothers, I didn't got out beside myself, and I am sorry, brother.
I should not be using five language. Skin. I think
what's going on. We need to We need to get
you and your children, your wife come on down to
service on Sunday. I will sit with you as long
as I can. I truly, I truly think counseling and
talk is the only way out of it. We should
not be fighting on this phone now. Once again, I
(06:31):
hope you accept my apology for my language.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now, can I ask you something?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Go ahead, son, I can hear you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, Brother Dobbs tells me that you and him are together,
y'all together some mornings having called. You and Brother Dobbs are.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Every morning that I'm not had they need function or
doing something for the building maintenance of the church.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, he definitely he's a good brother.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Like I told you, I know him for many years, right.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Right, And he's said that when y'all having call, fe
that y'all y'all listening to the radio. Is that right? Well,
I suppose y'all be listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, it's always on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Stay fast.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is this is a nephew Tilly man from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Brother Dom just got me the
brank phone call. You know.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Now wait, the brother donnew about this.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
He gave me your number.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm too scared to cuss another word out of my character.
I didn't think I didn't did enough for a lifetime
to day. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm probably
as real as they come. And I tell my Congress
all the time. I even slip up. So I think
it would only be right if before you place.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Let me or something. Man, what is the baddest And
I'm talking about the bad and this twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
All man, I'm already there, man, this one more than show.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Here you go, all right, I said, no need for
an applause.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm good with that.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Good good, good, good good good.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Huh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What a shock, y'all with my ignorance.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No that was shock. No, no, no, no, no shock
business as usual with no more shock value in me.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
All right, le seeing time thirteen fourteen, fifteen, sixteenth of
March comedy off Broadway. The Nephew is Coming to Town.
Tickets are on sale right now, laying in the cut
brick time, brick town. That's Oklahoma City, Baby, the Nephew
is coming there. Twenty eight, twenty ninth, and thirty of
the March tickets on zero right now. Surely, North Carolina,
April fourth, fifth, and sixth at the Comedy Zone, Hicks
(08:53):
own sale right now
Time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what
you got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, we baptized some kids while back. They just
they're not acting right. So I want to go back
and get the kids redipped. You understand, we need to
get them redipped. They need to be baptized again because
it just it's it didn't work. The first one didn't work.
The first baptism didn't work. So we gotta they need
to be washed. Okay, the kid needs to be washed.
(00:24):
They need to be baptized again. So we calling this
redip because they just they just trifled. They really are
redep Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to beat cast Henry. This faster
to Henry. How you doing? You're a caster of a
Greater New Hope Baptist right?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well yes I am answer.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
My name is Patrick. My name is Patrick Davis. Uh
uh doing there? How you doing? Sir? I went there
to your church about them about two and a half
years ago. I went there and New York. Yeah, we
got our kids baptized there. So are you.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Coming back to it or are you? Uh uh? What
was the current church?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hold? Well, we we haven't been in a minute, you know.
For you you you baptized my son and my daughter Kareem.
All right, you baptized them. I don't, I don't think you.
I mean, I'm sure you do a lot of people.
But yeah, I was about to say I do a lot.
I can't really pend point in name like that. He said.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It was about a couple of years ago, two three.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Years by between two and between two and three years ago.
You you baptized my little girl and my son.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Okay, blessed on that. I'm I'm glad I was able
to do that service. I was wondering, how did you
get my number? Usually any things like this usually get
handled with the church, you know, one of my deacons
or my secretary. But uh uh did you call the
church and they gave you my number?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
This this guy at the church, let me see, his
name is oh dog Dobbs, brother, brother Dobbs, brother, brother.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I gave you my phone number, my information.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Brother Dobbs. I got this from Brother Dobbs that I
you I could reach you. Now you know him right,
he's one of your deacons. Brother, He's that's a good
man right there.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I know the many.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Years Okay, him. I roathm for wanting to talk to
you directly. Okay, like I said, you baptized my little
girl Tailoring and my son Kareem. What are baptizeding is
supposed to me? You cleansing them and you're watching them Brad. Okay,
here's my problem here, my problem. You baptized my kids.
But it ain't nothing saying they grades still bad. They
(02:36):
still did obediingly. I don't see where your dad right
now hold on limited day is not if you don't,
if you just let me. I don't see where your
baptized has done anything advertizing. I don't know that I
spent when I was there. I want that money back.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Now now, Okay, now you concuse me. I'm not sure.
I think you know we need to stop this man
this right now, because you're talking about you want money
back baptized. I'm like with baptized your kids. I've been
at this church for many years, so I won't doubt
that I'm probably the past that you're looking for. But
I just don't understand what you're trying to get at
(03:16):
here about the baptism that.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm saying you're supposed to when when people get baptized.
It's supposed to change them.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Cleansing.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, I see, yes, cleansing them. But my kids let.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Me let me ask you. I'm just trying to brother,
I'm just just trying to get to the bottom of this,
you know. I mean, because like I said, when we
get understand how you got my numbers, the.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Bottom of it is your your baptizing ain't doing nothing.
My kids will still grave bad, they still blow yo.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
That why they haven't become to church. You say you're
not going to any congregation. Maybe you guys need to
come on back to church, sit in or some sermons.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I even work with your one on one, but I can't.
I can't do nothing about the grades in school. I
mean and and and and overalls.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
When you when you have baptized THEMN, I should see
a change in them, and I don't see a change.
But all the time I was going to your church,
I'm paying for these tithes. Well then I'm not getting
any man. At the end of the days past here.
I want my money back. That's what That's what we have,
not that, brother David.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
That's not how it worked. Brother, you understand, I'm not
I'm not trying to raise my voice at you, but
you all over, you all over you want money back.
I understand what can I do for you? I can
tell you now, you what.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You can do. My kids. I have got them baptized
over there with you all that time I was going
to your church. I'm paying ane time, paying ane time,
paying anee time, and I get my kids baptized, and
hide is gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Have nothing to do with the baptism.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
The times had something to do with all the time
I spent over there, and I'm not beating anything. And return, brother,
that's what you call in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Am I gonna figure out how much CODs you need?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I know you get me think about that. I know exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You call him home with this nonsense.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You're not even a member of my congregation, and.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Maybe who gonna take you? Ready? Your boy said, just
because you're gonna show you a man of the problem,
don't mean that that's because I'm a man of God.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Don't mean I can't cut your out. You understand that. Brothers,
If it's something you need to deal with, you need.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
To talk to people at the church.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Why do I need to talk to brother, doc. When
I'm talking to that, I do not need to the
problem right now. You're a problem.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'm the problem.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I just went a bunch of tide money and I
won't I know exactly how much I spent over there,
and I want my money back.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Brother, about that?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
That's what I care about.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Your time?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
So I said, your time. Want me to spell it out, Well,
here's Comcast kids.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
To spell out. I bet they know.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
How to spell it.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, I'll be currently about no damn behavior issues with
your kids. God, you baptized, that's ques.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You need to be asking. Is you living your life?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Think the five?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You know what? You know what?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Brothers, I didn't got out beside myself, and I am sorry, brother.
I should not be using five language. Skin. I think
what's going on. We need to We need to get
you and your children, your wife come on down to
service on Sunday. I will sit with you as long
as I can. I truly, I truly think counseling and
talk is the only way out of it. We should
not be fighting on this phone now. Once again, I
(06:31):
hope you accept my apology for my language.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now, can I ask you something?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Go ahead, son, I can hear you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, Brother Dobbs tells me that you and him are together,
y'all together some mornings having called. You and Brother Dobbs are.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Every morning that I'm not had they need function or
doing something for the building maintenance of the church.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, he definitely he's a good brother.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Like I told you, I know him for many years, right.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Right, And he's said that when y'all having call, fe
that y'all y'all listening to the radio. Is that right? Well,
I suppose y'all be listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, it's always on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Stay fast.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
This is this is a nephew Tilly man from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Brother Dom just got me the
brank phone call. You know.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Now wait, the brother donnew about this.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
He gave me your number.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm too scared to cuss another word out of my character.
I didn't think I didn't did enough for a lifetime
to day. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm probably
as real as they come. And I tell my Congress
all the time. I even slip up. So I think
it would only be right if before you place.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Let me or something. Man, what is the baddest And
I'm talking about the bad and this twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
All man, I'm already there, man, this one more than show.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Here you go, all right, I said, no need for
an applause.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm good with that.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Good good, good, good good good.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Huh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What a shock, y'all with my ignorance.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
No that was shock. No, no, no, no, no shock
business as usual with no more shock value in me.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
All right, le seeing time thirteen fourteen, fifteen, sixteenth of
March comedy off Broadway. The Nephew is Coming to Town.
Tickets are on sale right now, laying in the cut
brick time, brick town. That's Oklahoma City, Baby, the Nephew
is coming there. Twenty eight, twenty ninth, and thirty of
the March tickets on zero right now. Surely, North Carolina,
April fourth, fifth, and sixth at the Comedy Zone, Hicks
(08:53):
own sale right now
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