Relationship Departure - 08.14.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for his nest?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Uh well, let me let me let me show y'all.
You know pranking, you know when you want to get
the understanding the pranking touching sensitive subjects.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
You just you know, we're just getting Oh what, just
do the prank.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We gonna say it up close to getting your.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You're nervous today. I don't know what I'm worrying him.
The level and stupidity that goes into Yes, you gotta
put in waiting. It's an intellect. You ain't had intellect
since you've been on the show. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Anyway, you know, sometimes you gotta make a man just
break down and cry.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You know what I mean. You gotta really get you
got to you got to touch those chords.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You gotta do this right here is relationship departure. Relationship
depart We have the airport, me and his girl and
we about to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, me and his wife. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'd have found you after this one. Yeah, Yeah, I
have found you after Yeah. Nice Frank, Tommy, I'm looking
to you right.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Now, cat dog, if you would, let's get to the tears.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Hello, Hey Brian, Hey baby, I was I was calling
to tell you baby.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Look, I just I just can't do what we Oh, hello, Brian, Brian, Hey,
this is Greg. I know, I know he was just
talking to but this is this is Greg talking to you.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Brian, Greg. Yeah, this is Brian Greg. I was just
talking to my wife. Did you put it back on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Uh No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able
to do that.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Why can't you do that?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hey, let me explain something to you. Uh all right,
there's some things, you know, long conversations about this.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Well, how you know my wife on the first man
basis like that?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Man?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
How you who are you?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Like I said, man, my name is Greg h Are
at the airport?

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Okay airport? Which the airport? And why we have the
airport with my wife's fort Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Let me hey, dog, all of this is complicated, Okay,
it's really it is.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Make it simple for me.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, So what I want to explain to you. Let
me explain to you Mann. We've had a lot of
long conversations about this. It's something that you.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
When when was this? Why are you about the airport
with my wife.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
With me?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
And why is leaving with me?

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Okay leaving and you mean leaving leaving me? Oh? Hell no,
put on the phone, and I don't even want to
talk to you, man. Put her on the phone. Put
her on the phone, man, and you need to put
her on the phone right now leaving. I don't believe
that now. I want to hear her say that. Oh here,

(03:17):
you're staying here. Let me talk to my wife, man,
because you feed your box maybe yeah, yeah, yeah? What's up?
What's this dude? Talking down?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Sweetie?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Coming up to tell you this for a while?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
See, you think everything is okay, but it hasn't been okay.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Why are you telling me this the phone? What can't
you just come home and tell me? Why can't you
just tell me?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's my face? Hey?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Hey, hey bro, come on man, my wife.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Hey hey bro, I know this is painful.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Man.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
And then you don't know, you don't know nothing. Okay, ladies,
I just put my wife on the phone. Did you
if you got any ounce of a man and you
just put my wife back on the phone?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right? Bro? Let me, let me let me say,
let me, let me. Can I say something to you?

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Man? It left? Is my wife on the phone?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Book?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
You ain't got nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm gonna put it on in the second. But let
me say this to you.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Man, I can say the same man and wrap it up,
whe because I need to talk to my wife.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I just want you to know this, Brian, this is
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey mo on
this show. Got me the prank phone call?

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, what's hold on? So? So okay, if you're pranking me,
what's up with the airport and stuff in the back?
Then y'all at the airport?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
No, bro, your wife is here at the studio. Man,
ain't nothing happening? Man, You're wife?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hold on, I let you talk you all right? First of all,
are you alright?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Man? Uh? Oh? Man? It was about to be a
murder sing man.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You look at you now, who's a big christ? I
got you?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Finally you could have been a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
You and your your brother. You think you're the only
ones can pranking? People say you and your brother be
breaking all the time?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Man, Man, it's light stuff though, I can girl.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Happy birthday baby, you got a birthday coming up? Happy birthday, Brian?

Speaker 5 (05:29):
This yeah, man, great gifts, great gifts.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Man.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Let me talk to my wife.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Man, I got I ain't got no dude, hold on?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Please?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
What you.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Got me? All right? Don't.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Don't.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
You ain't got to go this far?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right, supposed to be funny.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
I did a little bad, but you kind of start
cheering up.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
But I'm glad to know you fight for me like that.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Fight. It was gonna be some fight. It wasn't gonna
be oh girl, just hey, bring your black don't even
stop at red light?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Come on, he cried, he broke. I did what I
needed to do. I needed to break it, Okay, and
I broke it, all right?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I did. I did, and I do I feel bad
about it. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be I do.
I do. I feel bad, but it's not.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
But it would not have been a great prank if
I didn't cross the line and break the man down.
You know what I'm saying now, he loves his wife
so much more. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
He loves her so much more. That's what you got
out of the prank.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
What did you get out of it? You gotta laugh
out of it? Then you what did you get out
of it?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And you went too far? Yes, and it feels so good.
You don't get your dry okay, cool? Cool? What do
you think? And all you'd got out of that one.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Now for real time, I'd had something for your Yeah
go yeah, yeah, I've been looking for you.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
For all You.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
People are fellows that are in Birmingham. Grab your wife
and your girlfriend to come on out and hang out
with the nephew and Bill Bellamy. Okay, this is week zero,
howmedy damn? It is a football class that you don't
want to miss it. That's Valbdousta State against Clark Atlanta,
University of West Alabama against Fort Valley.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's going down. That's on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
But on Friday, you got the comedy show all right,
you got Bill Bellamy hosted by nephew Tommy August to
twenty ninth at the Potwell Auditorium and tickets on sale
right now. Special guests Birmingham's very own Miss v will
be in the building with me and want it only
Bill Bellamy. Yeah, so bring your wife for your wives
out there, stop buy and give time to the phone

(07:47):
number so I can.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Prank your husband.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You know what, I'm gonna have a prank table when
you stop by, give me all your information and then
we get the pranking.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Your husband and your boss whoever it is that you
wanta time me to prank.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You understand, because I'm in the pranking what I do.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, he don't like that intellectualness to go along with
the prank.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
And I understand. You gotta mix that, you gotta marriage.
Listen to let Merd right there, right there. You don't
like right now? No, I like it. Never heard it
because it's not a word makes It's a Tommy word people.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Us right back to the lack of intellect that we
were talking about in the beginning.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Breaking down sounds so disgusting right now. Man, I'm just
man going somewhere. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show