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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for it today, and the subject is
I thought he wasn't coming back. We'll get into that
find out what that's all about in just a few
wait till you hear it. But the nephew is here
right now with today's prank phone call. What you got
for his nept.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Certainly this is one right here. I called to order
some chicken for repast. It's called repast chicken. So I
ordered all this chicken. Yeah, and then I called back
and told him we don't want the chicken after date,
and fried all the chicken.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah. Yeah, let's go repast chicken. I need to make
an order, hey, man, get him up with the bur.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Hey, I'm trying to get an order.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Man, we just got through it the funeral.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I'm trying to take some chicken over to the three
fasts where the family at.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Man. All right, man, well how much you need? Okay?
I know I'm gonna need probably like one hundred and
twenty five pieces of chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Dog how long they take the cook?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Man? We're not ready right now. Man, They take least
like a minute. Broa, okay, I need one hundred and
twenty five pieces.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Man, But listen, what kind of you know?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I'm trying to make sure we got to know, you
know how idea somebody fast that were trying to make
sure we got enough food at the house.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Man. Yeah, So what kind of size you got man
that I want to try to get?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Large? Family sizes on?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Y'all got potato salad?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, we got a French fries, potato salad, greens and
that gurney tea, you know, the normal stuff. How much
you need to be to that? Let me get like
two of all of them, you know what I'm saying,
two of each that aught to be.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
We're gonna give me four of them greens though, but
I know they donna want them greens y'all found looking
at Yeah, family size.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
On everything, man, two of each will give me four greens,
all right?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, Now give me some rolls, man, at least at
least twenty rows to go with that?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
See, man, make sure I got a big thing of
fries man.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know the kids like them friesh. Let me get
a big thing on friesh. You order a holl of
food man? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna come get it though,
thirty minutes. So you said, how long are you for
FU need to be there? Uh? Probably thirty five, you know,
give up, give about forty five minutes before to be ready.
All right, what's your name? Money? Robbed Roberts? All right,
you got a phone on my to reach forty year old? Four?
Uh eight three? Okay, I got it. Okay, so it's
(02:29):
got one hundred.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
And twenty five, it's gonna be mixed, right, yeah, right,
end up?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Got okay, then we're gonna be doing that. Did you
want that right thing? Or mid or me?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
That what separated?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Man? What of the mile of than one boxes? And
then you got to fight another boxes?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So you know we'll know so the kids won't get
out too all right, Hey, right, keep taking over the
I'm on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Take you up, all right. I got to put my
total on that man so I can go. You know,
but I ain't been paid all it by myself. I
got everybody fifteen on that hold. Let me get to
the registry.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's gonna be two o eight seventy fives doubt okay,
two twenty five thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm start coming in with what's your name?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Dog? My name is Wayne, y Wayne.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I'm gonna answer you, but I'll be there about forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Man. Oh all right, Uh yeah, man, I think the Robberts.
This is rob pay what's up? Man? This Wayne is chicken. Man.
I was just call list you know, we said this
a little bit early in your last Mattis ticket and
just drop it.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh oh oh man, I'm meant to call you a
few minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hey listen.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Uh you cooked dollars?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, man, you wanted one hundred and twenty five uh
pizzas mixed white thing and mobs with four large sizes
of east saying five lord size of fries.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, my good dollar for you got it ready? Okay,
check this our job. I'm in time and everybody, man,
you know what, man, I'm just gonna need.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
By ten pizza dot.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't really need the rest of that.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
If you I just need ten pizza dogs, I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Call there everybody, man. Everybody put one brothers and day
they want am Burger.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
So I'm just gonna need a ten pizza of that chick.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Bro. Man, we already cooked dollar chicken. Man. I got
one hundred and twenty five pieces, bro. If you don't
come by the I'm in trouble. Man. You me and
you don't need ten pieces.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I used to need ten pizza dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know I don't need all that. I don't want
to find nothing on need. I just need ten pieces. Man. No, bro,
you're gonna come out of this chicken. Man it we
just sit here. It's only me and want us to
do it there working out. Man, you're gonna forget this
chicken into God.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I'm not finish buying no chicken.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I don't want, man, I'm not finna do that, dob.
I mean, you know, I'm doing this for the breathing family. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
So you know, like I say, yea, I'm gonna take
ten pieces by there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And drop that off. Man, But you know I don't
need that A whole one hundred and twenty five or whatever.
Robert Jones's gonna be all the way to come get
the ticket or it's gonna be so I cooked dollars. Man,
you're man my medicine. I'm getting okay.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Do you ain't got nobody else there's gonna buy some
chicken today.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Who the hell's gonna come up here about one hundred
and twenty five pieces of a chicken Jill call thank somebody.
He don't want one hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
He only want a ten team.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Manage you go, please gonna be hello, y'all. I just
need ten pieces. Man. But man, I took the father's
chicken for organized to the day. Right, Okay, God, we're
listening to me. Won't you just stand and lift by
little today? Just standing lift by little man. There's no
way hem man who want to pop of it? Bro,
I'm not myself back taking off and put it back
up brow jump better. Don't get your chicken on to me?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Say you that, man, I don't even man.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I will call every funeral off around find out who guy,
and I will call five Jo Robert, you gonna come
up here and get this chicken. Man, I'm not finn
to find no chicken. I don't want. Man, I won't
pay pizza, that's it.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No, No, Joe, want some hundred and twenty five people
in chicken, because that's what the hell you call to
tell me that you want?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And then who you think you're talking to me?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I'm talking and you I'm talking. If I can come
up to buy the seaking one hundred and twenty five
pizzas up me. That's what walking to bring it?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Bring it to hundred eight dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
A sitting the fock said, hey, come by the sticky
jump comes down. Man clean, he needs come and get
this shaky money ship.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Man. Man, you gonna sign. He's gonna up in and
we Bro's gonna get this ship. Now you're gonna eat
the ticket. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
What about dear Robert, who you think you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Aout woman? I'm talking to you. I told you I'm
talking to him. That's gonna coach here and get this ticket.
He're gonna bring two hundred eighty dollars. You're gonna come
up here.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And get seen people.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Choo HiT's up to you? What either way?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Coming up here?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
What you want to hear?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I'm finna send somebody else up.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
There to get the chicken.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Man, okay, Oh, you're gonna stand up here, honey, come
to get the chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Tell me here, what's the landing up? You gotta get
all our information, can't what's the name timy man, nephew
Tommy from the.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. What the hed you just say
to me?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Nobody, this is nephew? Tell me from the Steve Harvey more.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Man, this is something, man, you got to ask somebody. Yeah,
what bro want something? Doing all the chicken up? Wayne,
your cousin Man, you got con in according. Oh that
dirty y'all cooked all that chicken.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Man, he cooked the ball that ticket, Wayne, this is
what I'm doing, man on behalf of the nephew.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Tell me, I'm gonna give you my credit card.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And we're gonna do that chicken all day. Man, you
see some homeless people or whatever. You just passed out
the chicken.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I we finna get it.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Paid for it right now. I can't trust you.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Gotta be paying on it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Imbout to rip right now. I ain't Wayne one more thing, man,
what's the baddest that?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I mean, the baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
A man, the steven't want to show.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Y'all gotta give me something on that one. Nothing repairs chicken,
Come on, nothing. I did pay for it. I did
pay for it, but you know I paid for it,
but it was you know, don't let understand in the
way of the joke. We still got the joke. Repairs chicken,
all right, stupid it is in town. I am in Detroit, Michigan.
(08:04):
I am excited. I am at the One Mike Comedy
Club Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night to to night
to Saturday and one on Sunday. And you love that
Sunday because that's at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
That's that.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's that old school time right there. Get in and
out and have you back in the high about about
seventh thirty. You're gonna be dead where you want to be,
all right too. Friday two Saturday. Tickets are moving very
very well, and I would be saying so loud, really
really so. So the nephew is in Detroit, Michigan with
my buffs on. That's car Ta if you understand it.
So come hang out with you boy. Tickets on sale
(08:37):
right now, laying in the cut. Next week, I would
be what what what The l j v M Coliseum,
Winston Salem, North Carolina. It is the homecoming, the official homecoming,
and it is hosted by yours, Julie nephew, Timmy, you
got Monica in the building and you've got Anthony Hamilton
in the building giving you the best of me.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, so that is that's a nephew.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I will keep you posting as I move about the country.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
All right, nephew, congratulations. Uh Strawberry letter coming up. The
subject is I thought he wasn't coming back. We'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for it today, and the subject is
I thought he wasn't coming back. We'll get into that
find out what that's all about in just a few
wait till you hear it. But the nephew is here
right now with today's prank phone call. What you got
for his nept.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Certainly this is one right here. I called to order
some chicken for repast. It's called repast chicken. So I
ordered all this chicken. Yeah, and then I called back
and told him we don't want the chicken after date,
and fried all the chicken.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah. Yeah, let's go repast chicken. I need to make
an order, hey, man, get him up with the bur.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Hey, I'm trying to get an order.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Man, we just got through it the funeral.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
I'm trying to take some chicken over to the three
fasts where the family at.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Man. All right, man, well how much you need? Okay?
I know I'm gonna need probably like one hundred and
twenty five pieces of chicken.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Dog how long they take the cook?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Man? We're not ready right now. Man, They take least
like a minute. Broa, okay, I need one hundred and
twenty five pieces.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Man, But listen, what kind of you know?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I'm trying to make sure we got to know, you
know how idea somebody fast that were trying to make
sure we got enough food at the house.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Man. Yeah, So what kind of size you got man
that I want to try to get?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Large? Family sizes on?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Y'all got potato salad?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, we got a French fries, potato salad, greens and
that gurney tea, you know, the normal stuff. How much
you need to be to that? Let me get like
two of all of them, you know what I'm saying,
two of each that aught to be.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
We're gonna give me four of them greens though, but
I know they donna want them greens y'all found looking
at Yeah, family size.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
On everything, man, two of each will give me four greens,
all right?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, Now give me some rolls, man, at least at
least twenty rows to go with that?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
See, man, make sure I got a big thing of
fries man.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know the kids like them friesh. Let me get
a big thing on friesh. You order a holl of
food man? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna come get it though,
thirty minutes. So you said, how long are you for
FU need to be there? Uh? Probably thirty five, you know,
give up, give about forty five minutes before to be ready.
All right, what's your name? Money? Robbed Roberts? All right,
you got a phone on my to reach forty year old? Four?
Uh eight three? Okay, I got it. Okay, so it's
(02:29):
got one hundred.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
And twenty five, it's gonna be mixed, right, yeah, right,
end up?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Got okay, then we're gonna be doing that. Did you
want that right thing? Or mid or me?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
That what separated?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Man? What of the mile of than one boxes? And
then you got to fight another boxes?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So you know we'll know so the kids won't get
out too all right, Hey, right, keep taking over the
I'm on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Take you up, all right. I got to put my
total on that man so I can go. You know,
but I ain't been paid all it by myself. I
got everybody fifteen on that hold. Let me get to
the registry.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's gonna be two o eight seventy fives doubt okay,
two twenty five thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm start coming in with what's your name?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Dog? My name is Wayne, y Wayne.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I'm gonna answer you, but I'll be there about forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Man. Oh all right, Uh yeah, man, I think the Robberts.
This is rob pay what's up? Man? This Wayne is chicken. Man.
I was just call list you know, we said this
a little bit early in your last Mattis ticket and
just drop it.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh oh oh man, I'm meant to call you a
few minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hey listen.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Uh you cooked dollars?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, man, you wanted one hundred and twenty five uh
pizzas mixed white thing and mobs with four large sizes
of east saying five lord size of fries.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, my good dollar for you got it ready? Okay,
check this our job. I'm in time and everybody, man,
you know what, man, I'm just gonna need.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
By ten pizza dot.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't really need the rest of that.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
If you I just need ten pizza dogs, I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Call there everybody, man. Everybody put one brothers and day
they want am Burger.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
So I'm just gonna need a ten pizza of that chick.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Bro. Man, we already cooked dollar chicken. Man. I got
one hundred and twenty five pieces, bro. If you don't
come by the I'm in trouble. Man. You me and
you don't need ten pieces.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I used to need ten pizza dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
You know I don't need all that. I don't want
to find nothing on need. I just need ten pieces. Man. No, bro,
you're gonna come out of this chicken. Man it we
just sit here. It's only me and want us to
do it there working out. Man, you're gonna forget this
chicken into God.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I'm not finish buying no chicken.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I don't want, man, I'm not finna do that, dob.
I mean, you know, I'm doing this for the breathing family. Man.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
So you know, like I say, yea, I'm gonna take
ten pieces by there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And drop that off. Man, But you know I don't
need that A whole one hundred and twenty five or whatever.
Robert Jones's gonna be all the way to come get
the ticket or it's gonna be so I cooked dollars. Man,
you're man my medicine. I'm getting okay.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Do you ain't got nobody else there's gonna buy some
chicken today.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Who the hell's gonna come up here about one hundred
and twenty five pieces of a chicken Jill call thank somebody.
He don't want one hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
He only want a ten team.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Manage you go, please gonna be hello, y'all. I just
need ten pieces. Man. But man, I took the father's
chicken for organized to the day. Right, Okay, God, we're
listening to me. Won't you just stand and lift by
little today? Just standing lift by little man. There's no
way hem man who want to pop of it? Bro,
I'm not myself back taking off and put it back
up brow jump better. Don't get your chicken on to me?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Say you that, man, I don't even man.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I will call every funeral off around find out who guy,
and I will call five Jo Robert, you gonna come
up here and get this chicken. Man, I'm not finn
to find no chicken. I don't want. Man, I won't
pay pizza, that's it.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No, No, Joe, want some hundred and twenty five people
in chicken, because that's what the hell you call to
tell me that you want?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And then who you think you're talking to me?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I'm talking and you I'm talking. If I can come
up to buy the seaking one hundred and twenty five
pizzas up me. That's what walking to bring it?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Bring it to hundred eight dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
A sitting the fock said, hey, come by the sticky
jump comes down. Man clean, he needs come and get
this shaky money ship.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Man. Man, you gonna sign. He's gonna up in and
we Bro's gonna get this ship. Now you're gonna eat
the ticket. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
What about dear Robert, who you think you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Aout woman? I'm talking to you. I told you I'm
talking to him. That's gonna coach here and get this ticket.
He're gonna bring two hundred eighty dollars. You're gonna come
up here.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
And get seen people.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Choo HiT's up to you? What either way?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Coming up here?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
What you want to hear?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I'm finna send somebody else up.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
There to get the chicken.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Man, okay, Oh, you're gonna stand up here, honey, come
to get the chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Tell me here, what's the landing up? You gotta get
all our information, can't what's the name timy man, nephew
Tommy from the.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. What the hed you just say
to me?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Nobody, this is nephew? Tell me from the Steve Harvey more.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Man, this is something, man, you got to ask somebody. Yeah,
what bro want something? Doing all the chicken up? Wayne,
your cousin Man, you got con in according. Oh that
dirty y'all cooked all that chicken.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Man, he cooked the ball that ticket, Wayne, this is
what I'm doing, man on behalf of the nephew.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Tell me, I'm gonna give you my credit card.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And we're gonna do that chicken all day. Man, you
see some homeless people or whatever. You just passed out
the chicken.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I we finna get it.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Paid for it right now. I can't trust you.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Gotta be paying on it.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Imbout to rip right now. I ain't Wayne one more thing, man,
what's the baddest that?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I mean, the baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
A man, the steven't want to show.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Y'all gotta give me something on that one. Nothing repairs chicken,
Come on, nothing. I did pay for it. I did
pay for it, but you know I paid for it,
but it was you know, don't let understand in the
way of the joke. We still got the joke. Repairs chicken,
all right, stupid it is in town. I am in Detroit, Michigan.
(08:04):
I am excited. I am at the One Mike Comedy
Club Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night to to night
to Saturday and one on Sunday. And you love that
Sunday because that's at five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
That's that.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's that old school time right there. Get in and
out and have you back in the high about about
seventh thirty. You're gonna be dead where you want to be,
all right too. Friday two Saturday. Tickets are moving very
very well, and I would be saying so loud, really
really so. So the nephew is in Detroit, Michigan with
my buffs on. That's car Ta if you understand it.
So come hang out with you boy. Tickets on sale
(08:37):
right now, laying in the cut. Next week, I would
be what what what The l j v M Coliseum,
Winston Salem, North Carolina. It is the homecoming, the official homecoming,
and it is hosted by yours, Julie nephew, Timmy, you
got Monica in the building and you've got Anthony Hamilton
in the building giving you the best of me.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, so that is that's a nephew.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I will keep you posting as I move about the country.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
All right, nephew, congratulations. Uh Strawberry letter coming up. The
subject is I thought he wasn't coming back. We'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
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