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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for us?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Now, I'm here, and as soon as we get off, shirt,
I can assure you. As soon as we get off.
First of all, I'm in washing d C. But as
soon as we get off, I am headed to w
h U R ninety six point three. The first of
course Inaugrove Golf tournament is jumping off this morning, and
me and my friend brothers are playing in it. So
I'm excited about that. So you know, y'all lucky to
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have me this morning. To be honest with you, I'm
just saying, y'all love, it's a privilege and honor yeah
for us, yes, yes, h And of course in DC
this week cb CBC is going on Congressional, the Black
Cofface is going on. Yes, big, Yeah, it's packed. It's
packed jumping here in DC. Okay, rooms is ten thousand dollars,
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you know, same room last week with forty dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
This night, same room.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know, they all have not be a the gouge
like that. They really shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Just tradition, I said.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, but it'll have to be a law.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You can't just just go just go berzerk on everybody.
All right, here's the prink of the day. Sick and
shut in. If you go, if you've been, if you
raised up in church, they are that they had it
on the program. They had a sick and shut in
a list of people who were sick. Yes, yes, and
you go by and you pray with them. You're taking
some food. It's to sick and shut in. All right,
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check this one out there. Let's go catch them.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So I'm trying to speak it. You got him. I'm
doing I ain't doing too good. You'd have been over
praying for my wife again, right right, right, yes, sir,
you'd have came over here three times in one week.
My wife had already went through the operation and all
that she's gonna be paying. I don't need you over
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a print three times a week, because, honestly, I think
it's something else on your mind when you come over
here praying for my wife.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I ain't stupid, brother, kind of hold it, brother, this brother,
this is well. Your wife was on the sick and
shut at list.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Reverend asked you to come by. Reverend ain't man requested
that I come by.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black
to my house for no three times in one week, man,
So you can cut that down with me. You can
cut that out.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Hold it, brother. I came with sister Georgia the first time.
The second time, I came by myself because she was
able to come by, and I only stayed fifteen minutes
the time. So what's the.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Problem, Because I already know what you what you're doing.
I know you're trying to holler at my wife. I
ain't stoop hop at your wife.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I had a wife. Why would I happen to your wife?
She's partly already already know what you already know what
you're doing.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Man, you up in his other house? My wife? Whin
wind up? Why nobody at the house. I already know
what you do. Let me tell you something. Keep your
black away from my house if you want to pray
for my wife.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm wait, man, Wait minute, wait, man, you can't talk
to you about that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's what you're going now, brother.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It ain't gonna be none of that. It ain't gonna
be none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother.
And I okay, Now, first of all, you're not gonna
disrespect me and curse me out. Okay, that's not even
the way brothers should be talking to brothers. Second of all,
if there's any laying on the hands, it's gonna be
my hands laying on you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay. Late, I know I'm trying my wife. If I
find you, know, you mess around with my wife, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Be I'm crazy trying to be crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm just letting you talk. I'm gonna say it one
more time. Keep your black off around my you know,
first of all, I told.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You once again you can't be talking to me like that.
Now I'm trying to be cool about the situation because
I know you may be just upset. Okay, I can
appreciate that. Okay, I have a wife, and I'll be
upset if somebody's coming back there in my life.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You want your out with your wife. I do spend
my time with my wife. I do you know I'm
saying your house, maybe I need to come on your
house and high let your wife.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well you welcome to maybe maybe you come.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Come to come lay something over there on huh God?
Now sure, way trying to do.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It my older older one, then older one. Then I'll
tell you before it's being disrespectful. Now, that was a
very idiotic statement for you to make.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, that's what's gonna happen. If I catch your black
rit my house again, I'm gonna play this man, and
then I'm getting on the.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Phone with you, You, your pastor.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Any more of them, because if anybody come by my
house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.
That's a promise, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Just that's it. Look at brother, if that's gonna be
any whooping gone, I'll be kicking yop. I'm gonna lay
my hands on you and I'm gonna give you a good,
sanctified whooping. And then I'm gonna pray for you. I'm
gonna pray to heal you by this foot. I'm put up, okay,
because I've had it with you, you know. And I
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only went by to visit your wife because I was
asked to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem.
You should have called the pastor. Okay, but you're not
gonna disrespect me my wife to church on the phone. Now,
if you want to do somebody, you can meet me
any place.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
As a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I
want in this town. If I be at your house
talking to your wife. If the path asks me to go,
I'm gonna be there. Okay, you you know, you just
you know. It's just a stupid brother. Okay. You need
to come to church. You need to come to church
more often. That's the problem. You don't come to church
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more often. If you come to church more off, you
want to be talking to me like that. You wan't
be worried by me and your wife because there must
be something wrong at your house. You be worried by
me fooling with your wife. Okay, so you need to
check her. Okay, you need to chew about that. Why
don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't you
just check her? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Commie said you the one that's cheating with with my wife.
That's that's all I know? Who Tommy, let me say
you tell me the one said Tommy said, you the
one that's cheating around with my wife.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Tommy who?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Who?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Who is Tommy? Tommy who?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
This is a nephew, Tommy man, So this is nephew
tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show man. Your
church member got me the pray Baul, but.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Not wrong for that, you know, y're wrong, Y're long.
You know y'all have high way to hell, all of y'all.
You know none stop no, you know y'all just you
know y'all just gone. You know, ain't no stop signed,
you know, I finla go. I'm gonna pray for all
of y'all, all of your brothers. And if you tell
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me Steve Hobby brother wrong for that, okay, I'm gonna
check him. I'm gonna check. I'm finna go. I said,
I don't talk to you all no more.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm praying for one most say, brother, man, you gotta
tell me what's the badest radio show.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
With the lamb bade the show play too much? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Who would y'all like to see prank? Who would y'all
like to see prank? Give me, give me, give me,
give me your top three? Who would you like?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Denzel?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know. I looked up to the man, so
I just I couldn't do it. I really couldn't. It
would be green now you know he got a button
in there. You know his button is he got It
could be about the Dallas Roxie.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, and about the Dallas Cowboys. You know his opinion
about them.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
There's a lot of a lot of ways you could
go with it. Do it for us, Tommy Struck.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You tell me you are so sexy?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Did I ever tell you that?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
What's never?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Pau?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
She called me, Oh god, you ain't know what's safe.
I mean, I ain't never heard that come out of
her out before you mocker got to tell me I
couldn't be no scripper, I mean dog. Now she tells
me I'm sexy.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That you could. Yes you can, yes, you.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
See right there, just prankton like you, buttered enough, you can't.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You can't come here, come here, Lebron, Frank, Lebron, Lebron.
He's too tall, Carlin.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Tall people can be prank by short people. See, that's
why you don't respect my sex. You think it's too short.
That's what I love you, You know I love you.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You're listening Hard Morning Show