February 2, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1's side job sounds too much like the exterminator business and it's suspect.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is every
time she calls him, he's over here. Okay, we'll get
into that. Find out what that's all about. You've heard
what you find out what it's all about. And just
a few because right now the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Uh? You know, there's different kind of occupation, different kind
of jobs out there. This is a pretty unique job
right here. This is called side job cleaner. Side job cleaner.
You know, I used to do stuff like this right here,
you know, back for I's on the radio. I used
to do these kind of things. And when you listen
to all the items that you need for this kind
of job, it might it might paint to put you
(00:44):
for you of what is really but let's go cat
dog pay attention now, side job clean if you would.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Talomer Jors is Robby.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Robbie. I'm trying to get an order in for some
construction of supplies I need to pick up. That's fine.
What what's your company? Uh? Roof and Company. Roof and Company. Okay,
have we have we done this before. No, no, you haven't.
This is my first time called. I heard you guys
were pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I appreciate the compliment.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, I know. Listen, Uh, I need to get this
as soon as possible. Man, Can I possibly pick up
these supplies like in the next couple of hours? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, you know, no, it don't work that fact. It's
kind of a quick turnaround. We got a little bit
of a backup, but I can. I can do my
backtu depends on what you need.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five
rolls of duct takes.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay, that's no problem, that's quick.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, I need plastic. Man, Listen, if you was gonna
wrap up something in plastic that's like about uh six
foot two in height and two hundred pounds, how much
plastic do you think I would need to wrap to
wrap that up? In this is second?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're you're asking for plastic like a roller plastics?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, I'm telling I need to wrap up something that's
six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastics.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me
ask you this here if you was gonna try to
put some cement on that to hold it down? How
much cement you think and hold it down?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Right, Yeah, I'm a roof for company, but I'm doing
a little side work for some friends of mine.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh okay, Okay, I just got a little confused cause
you tell me this is Talish and Company. No problem,
no problem. You got some man waiting. You're you're trying
to hold something. Man, I'm trying to are.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Trying to hold something down. So how many bags of
cement do you think I need to hold out something
that's two hundred and twenty pounds?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Eight bags, eight bags?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Eight bag, eight bags, I would recommend at least.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, okay, give me eight bags a cement. Now, just
something else. I want to ask you. Do you have
anything any type of cleaner man that can get that
can get blood, I mean paint off the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, we got industrial cleaners. Some of that contes. Industrial
clean said, well, well, he said, paint the paint or blood?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Uh, paint paint prank.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial cleans. Lot
coins and then you have a prep.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now,
let me ask you this here. Do you have anything
that can like just kill a smell? You know what
I'm saying? If you know, if you don't want something
to smell, you got anything for that? Wait?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Manue something if something some guy in your place?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Is this place something? Something? Did you do there?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
An animal or something you found? I mean, I mean,
I'm kind of confused. You're talking about smell and clean enough.
Did you find some sort of animal on a construction?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
A rabbit? Listen, man, just take the harder. That's all
I need you to do.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry. I wasn't asking your business.
I just it was a little concern.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
What are we getting? What are we cleaning up?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And what do we I mean I guess that are
we cleaning up tile for? To clean up carpet?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I mean, what's the what's the cleaner for?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What's the where's the odor?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Sir? I'm asking you, do you have something strong enough
like do you think ammania can can keep a smell down?
What do I need to keep a smell down?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean you gotta get
something to just scrub that right down, because wherever that
sent is, if it's in your if it's in the walls,
if it's you got fabrics in that place, and whatever
where you got it, you probably have to a different
type of deodorized or something for the carpet, something.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
For the walls.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I mean, I don't I guess, I guess it's kind
of confused as to as to where the sense coming from.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen,
just just right down. What the order is? Okay, I
got it you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got
that's the full yard of plastic. I got to hate
back of cement, I got the industrial clean, I got
the aemonia. I'm I'm, I'm typing it all in. I
got I've got your order.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, let me man, Do y'all have any type of
machete anything that's real shop?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But what?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off base.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You do realize you call the hardware store, right, I'm
calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man,
I'm doing the job on the side. I need some supply.
I get that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You you said that already, but I'm confused about it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You're asking for a weapon. What what what would you
do in machete for? I mean you're you're talking about
uh what you you're gonna chop down some some some brush.
I don't, I don't, I don't get it. What's in
the shaddy for?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Hey? Man, listen, listen. Your job is to take the order. Man,
that's your job. Robbie, don't tell me what my job is.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I know what my job is. This is my store, man, Okay.
I've been working here a lot longer than you even
can imagine, and people don't call up asking for a
monier and cleaner and trying to get a smell out.
I mean what I just I'm trying to figure out how.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Best to help you. I'm sorry what I'm doing, Robbie,
is you being nosy? You being no All you gotta
do is fil the order and haven't have it done
in two hours when I get there. That's all you
gotta do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I can't do that in two hours. I can't even
I We'll back up with this point. I'm not even
sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning does
tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Work for you, man. I got to get rid of
this body. I got to get rid of this guy today.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call Looten.
I need to call the policeman. You can said body.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Right there. That's about white people always want to call
the police when it ain't got nothing to do with them. Listen,
all you need to do is fill the order.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you. Okay,
And I don't know if you if you found a body, I.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Don't know if you're responsible for.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
The body either a way. I don't want to be
any part of this business. Okay. I don't know why
you're planning or where you're trying to bury this thing,
but you're basically asking me to be accomplished to something
that's none of my business. Hey, I need your name
right now.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay what I I'm not giving you my name? You
said you all those grouping.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hey, hey, listen to me. You said your call from
thrilling company.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Are you I'm not?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Hey, man, let me tell you something. Why your wife
folks always trying to be a bar Tell you why
white folks what's your problem? Some of about white folks,
some about purple green, black blue walk.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's not about white.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's what you asking for.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
That sounds like you trying to bury your body. Okay,
that's what I'm trying to think. Are you and you're not?
What is your name? I need your name? I'm your
name right now?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Hey man, Well, first of all, you at work, do
not you can't. You ain't want to be talking to
me like this.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't care if I'm swearing at work. My my
co workers, the people here, they all know who I am.
And I know if I was talking to someone people you,
I'd be talking like this too. Okay, I'll trace this call,
hear me. I'm gonna trace this call. I'm gonna get
the cops on your and figure out who the you are.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, okay, well let me let me ask you this.
Since you want to know who I am? Do you
know Marcus?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I don't know Marcus.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
He works here.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Man, ain't know?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Okay, Marcus is who got me to call you? This
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby Morning Show. Robbie,
you just got prank by your co worker, Marcus.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You have got to be kidding me, son of Marcus
marcout I see you over there, I see you. I
can't believe that. Who son of a Marcus. Why don't
you tell me this.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Got your baby? Hey, I gotta ask you, Robber, you
gotta tell me this man, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's easy as Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Shown, job like that?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hey, Black Ray Donovan.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Get you some rope, you understand, Get you some rope. Now,
you're gonna need some rope. Get you some some cement.
You understand.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Some tape.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Gotta have that tape. You see where we're going with this.
If you're gonna do the job right, You're gonna do
the job right. Yeah, you need all this exactly where
you're first forty eight you're going. If you're gonna do
the job right, how amy gonna do the job right?
This weekend, Baby, Saturday Night is going down n y
(08:31):
C wineryed two shows sold out. The Nephew is back
in the Big Apple. Tickets well, I can't say on
salf tickets are gone. How about that? February the tenth Saturday,
y'all make sure you tune in to catch Black College
Quiz Show. That's Black College Quiz Show. It's jumping off
on Saturday. All right. It's different in different markets, so
(08:52):
you gotta check your listeners and see what network is
coming on Black College Quiz Whether your nephew is the host,
and it got a little jeopardy to it. You understand
understanding the jeopardy two. But these are when these HBCU
students tell you exactly how smart they are about black history, politics,
entertainment anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it
is a strawberry letter. The subject is every time she
calls him, he's over here. What you think it is too,
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is every
time she calls him, he's over here. Okay, we'll get
into that. Find out what that's all about. You've heard
what you find out what it's all about. And just
a few because right now the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Uh? You know, there's different kind of occupation, different kind
of jobs out there. This is a pretty unique job
right here. This is called side job cleaner. Side job cleaner.
You know, I used to do stuff like this right here,
you know, back for I's on the radio. I used
to do these kind of things. And when you listen
to all the items that you need for this kind
of job, it might it might paint to put you
(00:44):
for you of what is really but let's go cat
dog pay attention now, side job clean if you would.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Talomer Jors is Robby.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Robbie. I'm trying to get an order in for some
construction of supplies I need to pick up. That's fine.
What what's your company? Uh? Roof and Company. Roof and Company. Okay,
have we have we done this before. No, no, you haven't.
This is my first time called. I heard you guys
were pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I appreciate the compliment.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, I know. Listen, Uh, I need to get this
as soon as possible. Man, Can I possibly pick up
these supplies like in the next couple of hours? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, you know, no, it don't work that fact. It's
kind of a quick turnaround. We got a little bit
of a backup, but I can. I can do my
backtu depends on what you need.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five
rolls of duct takes.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay, that's no problem, that's quick.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, I need plastic. Man, Listen, if you was gonna
wrap up something in plastic that's like about uh six
foot two in height and two hundred pounds, how much
plastic do you think I would need to wrap to
wrap that up? In this is second?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're you're asking for plastic like a roller plastics?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, I'm telling I need to wrap up something that's
six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastics.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me
ask you this here if you was gonna try to
put some cement on that to hold it down? How
much cement you think and hold it down?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Right, Yeah, I'm a roof for company, but I'm doing
a little side work for some friends of mine.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Oh okay, Okay, I just got a little confused cause
you tell me this is Talish and Company. No problem,
no problem. You got some man waiting. You're you're trying
to hold something. Man, I'm trying to are.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Trying to hold something down. So how many bags of
cement do you think I need to hold out something
that's two hundred and twenty pounds?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Eight bags, eight bags?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Eight bag, eight bags, I would recommend at least.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, okay, give me eight bags a cement. Now, just
something else. I want to ask you. Do you have
anything any type of cleaner man that can get that
can get blood, I mean paint off the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, we got industrial cleaners. Some of that contes. Industrial
clean said, well, well, he said, paint the paint or blood?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Uh, paint paint prank.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial cleans. Lot
coins and then you have a prep.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
No, just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now,
let me ask you this here. Do you have anything
that can like just kill a smell? You know what
I'm saying? If you know, if you don't want something
to smell, you got anything for that? Wait?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Manue something if something some guy in your place?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Is this place something? Something? Did you do there?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
An animal or something you found? I mean, I mean,
I'm kind of confused. You're talking about smell and clean enough.
Did you find some sort of animal on a construction?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
A rabbit? Listen, man, just take the harder. That's all
I need you to do.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry. I wasn't asking your business.
I just it was a little concern.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
What are we getting? What are we cleaning up?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And what do we I mean I guess that are
we cleaning up tile for? To clean up carpet?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I mean, what's the what's the cleaner for?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What's the where's the odor?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Sir? I'm asking you, do you have something strong enough
like do you think ammania can can keep a smell down?
What do I need to keep a smell down?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean you gotta get
something to just scrub that right down, because wherever that
sent is, if it's in your if it's in the walls,
if it's you got fabrics in that place, and whatever
where you got it, you probably have to a different
type of deodorized or something for the carpet, something.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
For the walls.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I mean, I don't I guess, I guess it's kind
of confused as to as to where the sense coming from.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen,
just just right down. What the order is? Okay, I
got it you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got
that's the full yard of plastic. I got to hate
back of cement, I got the industrial clean, I got
the aemonia. I'm I'm, I'm typing it all in. I
got I've got your order.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Okay, let me man, Do y'all have any type of
machete anything that's real shop?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But what?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off base.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You do realize you call the hardware store, right, I'm
calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man,
I'm doing the job on the side. I need some supply.
I get that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You you said that already, but I'm confused about it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You're asking for a weapon. What what what would you
do in machete for? I mean you're you're talking about
uh what you you're gonna chop down some some some brush.
I don't, I don't, I don't get it. What's in
the shaddy for?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Hey? Man, listen, listen. Your job is to take the order. Man,
that's your job. Robbie, don't tell me what my job is.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I know what my job is. This is my store, man, Okay.
I've been working here a lot longer than you even
can imagine, and people don't call up asking for a
monier and cleaner and trying to get a smell out.
I mean what I just I'm trying to figure out how.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Best to help you. I'm sorry what I'm doing, Robbie,
is you being nosy? You being no All you gotta
do is fil the order and haven't have it done
in two hours when I get there. That's all you
gotta do.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I can't do that in two hours. I can't even
I We'll back up with this point. I'm not even
sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning does
tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Work for you, man. I got to get rid of
this body. I got to get rid of this guy today.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call Looten.
I need to call the policeman. You can said body.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Right there. That's about white people always want to call
the police when it ain't got nothing to do with them. Listen,
all you need to do is fill the order.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you. Okay,
And I don't know if you if you found a body, I.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Don't know if you're responsible for.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
The body either a way. I don't want to be
any part of this business. Okay. I don't know why
you're planning or where you're trying to bury this thing,
but you're basically asking me to be accomplished to something
that's none of my business. Hey, I need your name
right now.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Okay what I I'm not giving you my name? You
said you all those grouping.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hey, hey, listen to me. You said your call from
thrilling company.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Are you I'm not?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Hey, man, let me tell you something. Why your wife
folks always trying to be a bar Tell you why
white folks what's your problem? Some of about white folks,
some about purple green, black blue walk.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It's not about white.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
It's what you asking for.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
That sounds like you trying to bury your body. Okay,
that's what I'm trying to think. Are you and you're not?
What is your name? I need your name? I'm your
name right now?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Hey man, Well, first of all, you at work, do
not you can't. You ain't want to be talking to
me like this.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't care if I'm swearing at work. My my
co workers, the people here, they all know who I am.
And I know if I was talking to someone people you,
I'd be talking like this too. Okay, I'll trace this call,
hear me. I'm gonna trace this call. I'm gonna get
the cops on your and figure out who the you are.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, okay, well let me let me ask you this.
Since you want to know who I am? Do you
know Marcus?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I don't know Marcus.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
He works here.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Man, ain't know?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Okay, Marcus is who got me to call you? This
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby Morning Show. Robbie,
you just got prank by your co worker, Marcus.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You have got to be kidding me, son of Marcus
marcout I see you over there, I see you. I
can't believe that. Who son of a Marcus. Why don't
you tell me this.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Got your baby? Hey, I gotta ask you, Robber, you
gotta tell me this man, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's easy as Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Shown, job like that?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hey, Black Ray Donovan.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Get you some rope, you understand, Get you some rope. Now,
you're gonna need some rope. Get you some some cement.
You understand.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Some tape.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Gotta have that tape. You see where we're going with this.
If you're gonna do the job right, You're gonna do
the job right. Yeah, you need all this exactly where
you're first forty eight you're going. If you're gonna do
the job right, how amy gonna do the job right?
This weekend, Baby, Saturday Night is going down n y
(08:31):
C wineryed two shows sold out. The Nephew is back
in the Big Apple. Tickets well, I can't say on
salf tickets are gone. How about that? February the tenth Saturday,
y'all make sure you tune in to catch Black College
Quiz Show. That's Black College Quiz Show. It's jumping off
on Saturday. All right. It's different in different markets, so
(08:52):
you gotta check your listeners and see what network is
coming on Black College Quiz Whether your nephew is the host,
and it got a little jeopardy to it. You understand
understanding the jeopardy two. But these are when these HBCU
students tell you exactly how smart they are about black history, politics,
entertainment anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it
is a strawberry letter. The subject is every time she
calls him, he's over here. What you think it is too,
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.