September 13, 2024 • 8 mins
A man with a sleeping disorder is trying to report a noise disturbance to the security guard. Imagine that!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's
between me and the mouse.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, girl, I don't well.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No it isn't. We'll find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We'll get into it in just a few because.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right now the Nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Nephew, Nephew is here. I'm forgiving this out.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This is right here has dedicated to everybody in Columbia,
South Carolina and all the ladies that are coming to
the Women's Empowerment that's going on September twenty eighth weekend
where the Nephew will be there. That's the house party
Comedy Jam. Tickets are on sale right now. This is
dedicated to you. This right here is the Sleeping Security God.
Sleeping Security God. Now the security God is not sleep.
(00:50):
I don't want you to get that twisted, but we
call it the Sleeping Security God.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Cat dog. If you would.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Security booth man help you a uh uh this stuff
I can barely hear.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is this is this a security booth down by the
by the.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Gate, Yes, sir, this security booth.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, listen, man, it's some people uh, next door to me,
they they keep I'm here and a bunch of scuffling
and stuff going on. But I ain't you know, I
ain't really show what's happening. I know, I know I'm
heard this lady scream or something. Man, But I I just.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay, sir, if you can give us the UNI number
that you're in, we could have somebody come right over
there and check that out.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Hello, sir, sure, Hello, yeah, Uh, I gotta I gotta
sleep in disorder.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So people next door to me, Man, they was and
they were sitting there. I heard this ladys screen and
I just didn't. I ain't want nobody to, you know,
start shooting or nothing, because I know they was arguing
pretty pretty heavily, and I heard it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I know they must have been fighting because I heard.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Sorry, what what unit are you in?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Hello? Sir?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Hello, Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You're the security guy.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Right, Yes, sir, you called us about ten minutes ago,
and we've been trying to find out what unit drink.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, yeah, man, these people up here, man, they arguing,
and I be I'm hearing more people over there now
and they fighting men.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I hear too. It's got to be too mean in
the fighting this lady.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Over But tell me the unit, the unit, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I hear some kids over there to it.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Sir.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
We need to know the unit so that we can
come out and investigate.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
H huh hey hey, look I cannot do this all day.
I am trying to work. I cannot be around with
you on the phone. Could you please give me your
unit number?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Them people over there they arguing.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yes, you have said that they are arguing. I heard
you when you said that they will argue, sir. If
you just give me that union number that either you
are in or the union number you hear the no
it's coming from, we could have somebody to come over
there and check that out immediately. So what the union
number are you in against?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Do you do? You do? You?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Do?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You hear him argus? See, let me put you I.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Only hear your nord.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I need the unit number.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Let me listen, gonna put the phone up.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Do you hear him?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Yes, sir, but I don't hear the unit number. I
need the unit number. Without the union number, we're just
having a conversation. Hello, Hello there low Hello, sure are
(04:40):
you there?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah? Yeah? Oh amen? You checked on them.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
People, No, sir, we have not checked on the people
because we have not been able to get the union
number from you. Sir, fall sleep. Every time he gets
ready to tell me something, he falls sleep. You've got
(05:07):
to sit it. He's falling to sleep. Hey, man, come here, dude,
this guy falling asleep on the phone. I think it's
unit out of him to keep falling asleep. Hello, sir,
Hell sir, sir, Hey man, I don't know what unit
(05:29):
he's in. He's falling asleep. Every time I ask him something,
he falls asleep. He keeps telling me they over that
fight bottles in. He won't tell me you. I don't talk.
I don't know to you. What's the would you wake up? Sleep?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I got a guy on the phone and he says
that he's here from screaming over it by a unit.
But he's fallowing asleep. I don't can't get him on
get into tell him what.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
His unit numbers. Hey, dude, come in.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Listen to this. Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up, sir, sir,
could you please give me the unit?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What I gotta ask you something.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
How come y'all all y'all do is just sit on
y'all to watch cars come in and out there door
instead of helping people that need help.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Like number, you shut your at me. You need to
do your damn job. You rent a cop.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I'm a rital cop.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
I'm a rental cop.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But the fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
But you just give me the un number. Please?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I give you the number of the union number. You
ready for the union number? Are you? Are you listening
to me?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yes, I says to you, sir.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You just out rank by your co worker.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, crazy, It's not funny, man. This is y'all got
me out here walking around and looking for people hollering
and screaming it you put it?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Let me let me ask you something man.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
What is what is the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steam.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And now you have it?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Come on, huh, just just just keep falling asleep?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
What it keep bees like this? You keep following us? Sleep?
Wake your mother one more time?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And Nephew was coming to Columbia, South Carolina September to
twenty sixth House Party Comedy Jam. That's the Women's Empowerment
Conference going on. You do not want to miss. The
tickets are on sale right now, laying in the cut.
It is the Sweetest Day Comedy. Damn That Saturday October
to nineteenth, Bill Bellamy, Tony Roberts, Lounell, the one and Only,
Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, and yours true late nephew, Timmy.
(08:09):
We will be at the wind Trust Arena. That is Saturday,
October nineteenth. Tickets own seal right now. Then we're gonna
go down there in Louisiana October to twenty sixth. Yes,
October twenty sixth, Nephew, tim your friends at the Hyman
Center La Fiette, Baby, Louisiana. The Nephew is coming to town.
Tickets on own sale, red now, red now, Okay, I
(08:33):
ain't enough.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's enough of right now yet red.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Now, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next my
Strawberry letter for today. The subject is this between me
and the mouse. We'll get into that and find out
what that's all about. Right after this. You're listening Hard
Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's
between me and the mouse.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, girl, I don't well.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No it isn't. We'll find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We'll get into it in just a few because.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Right now the Nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Nephew, Nephew is here. I'm forgiving this out.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This is right here has dedicated to everybody in Columbia,
South Carolina and all the ladies that are coming to
the Women's Empowerment that's going on September twenty eighth weekend
where the Nephew will be there. That's the house party
Comedy Jam. Tickets are on sale right now. This is
dedicated to you. This right here is the Sleeping Security God.
Sleeping Security God. Now the security God is not sleep.
(00:50):
I don't want you to get that twisted, but we
call it the Sleeping Security God.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Cat dog. If you would.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Security booth man help you a uh uh this stuff
I can barely hear.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Is this is this a security booth down by the
by the.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Gate, Yes, sir, this security booth.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, listen, man, it's some people uh, next door to me,
they they keep I'm here and a bunch of scuffling
and stuff going on. But I ain't you know, I
ain't really show what's happening. I know, I know I'm
heard this lady scream or something. Man, But I I just.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay, sir, if you can give us the UNI number
that you're in, we could have somebody come right over
there and check that out.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Hello, sir, sure, Hello, yeah, Uh, I gotta I gotta
sleep in disorder.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So people next door to me, Man, they was and
they were sitting there. I heard this ladys screen and
I just didn't. I ain't want nobody to, you know,
start shooting or nothing, because I know they was arguing
pretty pretty heavily, and I heard it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I know they must have been fighting because I heard.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Sorry, what what unit are you in?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Hello? Sir?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Are you there?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Hello, Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You're the security guy.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Right, Yes, sir, you called us about ten minutes ago,
and we've been trying to find out what unit drink.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, yeah, man, these people up here, man, they arguing,
and I be I'm hearing more people over there now
and they fighting men.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I hear too. It's got to be too mean in
the fighting this lady.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Over But tell me the unit, the unit, sir.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I hear some kids over there to it.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Sir.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
We need to know the unit so that we can
come out and investigate.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
H huh hey hey, look I cannot do this all day.
I am trying to work. I cannot be around with
you on the phone. Could you please give me your
unit number?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Them people over there they arguing.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yes, you have said that they are arguing. I heard
you when you said that they will argue, sir. If
you just give me that union number that either you
are in or the union number you hear the no
it's coming from, we could have somebody to come over
there and check that out immediately. So what the union
number are you in against?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Do you do? You do? You?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Do?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You hear him argus? See, let me put you I.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Only hear your nord.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I need the unit number.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Let me listen, gonna put the phone up.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Do you hear him?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Yes, sir, but I don't hear the unit number. I
need the unit number. Without the union number, we're just
having a conversation. Hello, Hello there low Hello, sure are
(04:40):
you there?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah? Yeah? Oh amen? You checked on them.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
People, No, sir, we have not checked on the people
because we have not been able to get the union
number from you. Sir, fall sleep. Every time he gets
ready to tell me something, he falls sleep. You've got
(05:07):
to sit it. He's falling to sleep. Hey, man, come here, dude,
this guy falling asleep on the phone. I think it's
unit out of him to keep falling asleep. Hello, sir,
Hell sir, sir, Hey man, I don't know what unit
(05:29):
he's in. He's falling asleep. Every time I ask him something,
he falls asleep. He keeps telling me they over that
fight bottles in. He won't tell me you. I don't talk.
I don't know to you. What's the would you wake up? Sleep?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I got a guy on the phone and he says
that he's here from screaming over it by a unit.
But he's fallowing asleep. I don't can't get him on
get into tell him what.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
His unit numbers. Hey, dude, come in.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Listen to this. Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up, sir, sir,
could you please give me the unit?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What I gotta ask you something.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
How come y'all all y'all do is just sit on
y'all to watch cars come in and out there door
instead of helping people that need help.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Like number, you shut your at me. You need to
do your damn job. You rent a cop.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I'm a rital cop.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
I'm a rental cop.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
But the fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
But you just give me the un number. Please?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I give you the number of the union number. You
ready for the union number? Are you? Are you listening
to me?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yes, I says to you, sir.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You just out rank by your co worker.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, crazy, It's not funny, man. This is y'all got
me out here walking around and looking for people hollering
and screaming it you put it?
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Let me let me ask you something man.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
What is what is the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steam.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And now you have it?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Come on, huh, just just just keep falling asleep?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
What it keep bees like this? You keep following us? Sleep?
Wake your mother one more time?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And Nephew was coming to Columbia, South Carolina September to
twenty sixth House Party Comedy Jam. That's the Women's Empowerment
Conference going on. You do not want to miss. The
tickets are on sale right now, laying in the cut.
It is the Sweetest Day Comedy. Damn That Saturday October
to nineteenth, Bill Bellamy, Tony Roberts, Lounell, the one and Only,
Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson, and yours true late nephew, Timmy.
(08:09):
We will be at the wind Trust Arena. That is Saturday,
October nineteenth. Tickets own seal right now. Then we're gonna
go down there in Louisiana October to twenty sixth. Yes,
October twenty sixth, Nephew, tim your friends at the Hyman
Center La Fiette, Baby, Louisiana. The Nephew is coming to town.
Tickets on own sale, red now, red now, Okay, I
(08:33):
ain't enough.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's enough of right now yet red.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Now, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next my
Strawberry letter for today. The subject is this between me
and the mouse. We'll get into that and find out
what that's all about. Right after this. You're listening Hard
Morning Show
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