February 14, 2022 • 9 mins
A man with a sleeping disorder is trying to report a noise disturbance to the security guard. Imagine that!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today. The subject over sixty and full
of stamina. Really we'll get into that and just a bit,
but right now it is time for the prank phone
call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got. We're gonna
take a little nap right now, Staria, We're gonna take
a live nap. That's right Here is the sleeping security goal.
(00:24):
The sleeping got to work. We guard sleeping. They cure
it to god, got dog if you would scaredy booth
man help you? Hey, uh, this circuit this stuff I
can barely heat. Is this Is this a security booth
(00:44):
down by the by the gate? Yes, sir, this security booth. Yeah. Listen, man,
it's some people next door to me. They keep I'm
hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on, but
I ain't, you know, I ain't really show what's happening.
I know, I know I'm hearing this lady scream or something. Man,
But I just okay, So you can give us the
(01:09):
unit number that you're in. We could have somebody come
right over there and check that out. Hello, sir, sir um, Hello, Yeah, okay, Yeah,
I gotta I gotta sleep in this auto. Man, So
(01:30):
I'm honest. People next door to me, man, they was,
I mean, they were sitting there. I heard this lady
screen and I just I didn't want nobody to, you know,
start shooting nothing, because I know they was arguing pretty
pretty heavily. Then I heard it. I know they must
have been fighting because I heard something. Understand, Sorry, what
(01:51):
what unit are unions? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes,
I'm here. Are you okay? You're security guy? Right, Yes, sir.
(02:11):
You called us about ten minutes ago, and we've been
trying to find out what unit you're well. Yeah, man,
the people of here, man, they are and I'll be
I'm hearing mold people over that now. And they're fighting. Man,
I know I'm here too. It's gotta be too mean,
and they're fighting this lady over But tell me the
(02:34):
un sir here, some kids over that to it, sir.
We need to know the unit so that we can
come out and investigate. Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir.
(03:05):
H Hey, hey, look, I cannot do this all day.
I am trying to work. I cannot be around with
you on the phone. Could you please give me your
unit number. I'm keeping over that. They argument, man, I know, yes,
you have said that, they don't argument. I heard you
when you said that they will arguing, sir. If you
(03:26):
just give me that unit number that either you're in
or the union number, you hear the no it's coming from.
We could have somebody to come over there and check
that out immediately. So what the unit number are you in? Again? Sir?
Do you do? You do? You do? You hear them arguments? See,
let me put snort. I need the unit number. Let
(03:48):
me listen. I'm gonna put the phone up. Do you hear, yes, sir,
but I don't hear the unit number. I need the
unit number. Without the unit number, we're just down the
count sa Hello hello, hello, hello sure y yeah, oh
(04:20):
ay man, you're checked on them people. No, sir, we
have not checked on the people because we have not
been able to get the unit number from you. M sir, dude,
this fall every time you get head of telling. So
keep fall. Hell you go, you got to get it.
(04:44):
Keep following sleep. Hey man, come here, dude, this guy
follows sleep on the phone. I think it's unit out
of to keep falling the sleep. Hello, stir, Hello, sir, sir,
hey man, I don't know what unit he's in. Keep
(05:06):
falling asleep. Every time I asked you something, he falls asleep.
He keeps telling me that over that fight. But I
don't then he won't kill me. I don't sorry, I
don't know you. What the would you wake up? Sleep? Hey?
I got a guy on the phone and he says,
if they get me here some screaming over his hyest unit.
(05:26):
But he's falling asleep. I don't can't get him on,
get him to tell me with the unit number. Hey, dude,
come here, listen to this. Listen. Hello, I'm gonna need
you to wake up? Sir? Sorry, could you please give
(05:47):
me the unity? Yeah? I gotta ask you something? How
come y'all? All y'all do is just sit on y'all
to watch cars come in and out that door, and
of helping people that need help like you want numble
you shut your housing at me. You need to do
your damn job. You read a cop. I'm a red
I'm a red cop. Fall asleep, but give me the
(06:09):
you don't number? Please? I give you the number, new number.
You're ready for the unit number? Are you are you
listening to me? Yes, that say isn't sir? Death isn't
a few timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got right by your co worker, y'all crazy. Yeah,
(06:34):
this is not funny, man, This is not funny. Y'all
got me out here walking around this conflict looking for
people learning and screaming, and you're sleeping every five seconds.
Put it out. Okay, let me let me ask you something, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
(06:58):
Harvey Morning Show. You can't help but give me a
round of applause. You got to give it to you
play too much, that's what they called. But I can't.
Everybody is sleeping today, Tommy, after the Super Bowl were exhausted.
(07:21):
Just for everybody with them wings in them they're not
yours and them Okay for those of you to try
to eat a little bit healthy, but then you messed
it up with your glass of wine, all that that
whatever sis and the carrot sticks next right there. When
you get that celery and put it in that ranch
or blue cheese, it's no longer it's help healthy. Once
(07:50):
you hear from me, I'm like, what, no, man, My
mama came over fried fish, said my daetters out today,
I'm not I'm not eating I'm not gonna not eat
my mama frad fish. Now I'm I'm eating that Super
Bowl Sunday food. It's just high in calories of even
(08:12):
more than Thanksgiving because we eat so much bowl. Will
you eat Vota game? You eat during the game, you
eat a ham tame that four quarters gonna make you
eat some more? Yeah? Yeah, you know what. The time
I look down at my plateoffs so embarrassed. I had
a stack of bone so high I didn't even know.
(08:36):
I never dumped my plate to nothing. I had so
many phones. Baltimore, this's my weekend. I'm coming your way, baby,
Baltimore Comedy Factor, that Nephew was coming to town. Tickets
up running like crazy. That's right, there are about to
sell out. That's Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night.
The Nephew is come to town. Voice is gone from
Oh my God, hunts Bill out about Huntsville. I love y'all.
(08:58):
We did the damn thing, Yes we did, and you
took my voice. It'll be back by to morrow, all right,
Surprised you're here? Coming up next? Letters subject over sixty
and full of stamina. Take a note, Tommy. All right,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today. The subject over sixty and full
of stamina. Really we'll get into that and just a bit,
but right now it is time for the prank phone
call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got. We're gonna
take a little nap right now, Staria, We're gonna take
a live nap. That's right Here is the sleeping security goal.
(00:24):
The sleeping got to work. We guard sleeping. They cure
it to god, got dog if you would scaredy booth
man help you? Hey, uh, this circuit this stuff I
can barely heat. Is this Is this a security booth
(00:44):
down by the by the gate? Yes, sir, this security booth. Yeah. Listen, man,
it's some people next door to me. They keep I'm
hearing a bunch of scuffling and stuff going on, but
I ain't, you know, I ain't really show what's happening.
I know, I know I'm hearing this lady scream or something. Man,
But I just okay, So you can give us the
(01:09):
unit number that you're in. We could have somebody come
right over there and check that out. Hello, sir, sir um, Hello, Yeah, okay, Yeah,
I gotta I gotta sleep in this auto. Man, So
(01:30):
I'm honest. People next door to me, man, they was,
I mean, they were sitting there. I heard this lady
screen and I just I didn't want nobody to, you know,
start shooting nothing, because I know they was arguing pretty
pretty heavily. Then I heard it. I know they must
have been fighting because I heard something. Understand, Sorry, what
(01:51):
what unit are unions? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello, Yes,
I'm here. Are you okay? You're security guy? Right, Yes, sir.
(02:11):
You called us about ten minutes ago, and we've been
trying to find out what unit you're well. Yeah, man,
the people of here, man, they are and I'll be
I'm hearing mold people over that now. And they're fighting. Man,
I know I'm here too. It's gotta be too mean,
and they're fighting this lady over But tell me the
(02:34):
un sir here, some kids over that to it, sir.
We need to know the unit so that we can
come out and investigate. Hello, hello, sir, Hello, Hello, hello sir.
(03:05):
H Hey, hey, look, I cannot do this all day.
I am trying to work. I cannot be around with
you on the phone. Could you please give me your
unit number. I'm keeping over that. They argument, man, I know, yes,
you have said that, they don't argument. I heard you
when you said that they will arguing, sir. If you
(03:26):
just give me that unit number that either you're in
or the union number, you hear the no it's coming from.
We could have somebody to come over there and check
that out immediately. So what the unit number are you in? Again? Sir?
Do you do? You do? You do? You hear them arguments? See,
let me put snort. I need the unit number. Let
(03:48):
me listen. I'm gonna put the phone up. Do you hear, yes, sir,
but I don't hear the unit number. I need the
unit number. Without the unit number, we're just down the
count sa Hello hello, hello, hello sure y yeah, oh
(04:20):
ay man, you're checked on them people. No, sir, we
have not checked on the people because we have not
been able to get the unit number from you. M sir, dude,
this fall every time you get head of telling. So
keep fall. Hell you go, you got to get it.
(04:44):
Keep following sleep. Hey man, come here, dude, this guy
follows sleep on the phone. I think it's unit out
of to keep falling the sleep. Hello, stir, Hello, sir, sir,
hey man, I don't know what unit he's in. Keep
(05:06):
falling asleep. Every time I asked you something, he falls asleep.
He keeps telling me that over that fight. But I
don't then he won't kill me. I don't sorry, I
don't know you. What the would you wake up? Sleep? Hey?
I got a guy on the phone and he says,
if they get me here some screaming over his hyest unit.
(05:26):
But he's falling asleep. I don't can't get him on,
get him to tell me with the unit number. Hey, dude,
come here, listen to this. Listen. Hello, I'm gonna need
you to wake up? Sir? Sorry, could you please give
(05:47):
me the unity? Yeah? I gotta ask you something? How
come y'all? All y'all do is just sit on y'all
to watch cars come in and out that door, and
of helping people that need help like you want numble
you shut your housing at me. You need to do
your damn job. You read a cop. I'm a red
I'm a red cop. Fall asleep, but give me the
(06:09):
you don't number? Please? I give you the number, new number.
You're ready for the unit number? Are you are you
listening to me? Yes, that say isn't sir? Death isn't
a few timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got right by your co worker, y'all crazy. Yeah,
(06:34):
this is not funny, man, This is not funny. Y'all
got me out here walking around this conflict looking for
people learning and screaming, and you're sleeping every five seconds.
Put it out. Okay, let me let me ask you something, man,
what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
(06:58):
Harvey Morning Show. You can't help but give me a
round of applause. You got to give it to you
play too much, that's what they called. But I can't.
Everybody is sleeping today, Tommy, after the Super Bowl were exhausted.
(07:21):
Just for everybody with them wings in them they're not
yours and them Okay for those of you to try
to eat a little bit healthy, but then you messed
it up with your glass of wine, all that that
whatever sis and the carrot sticks next right there. When
you get that celery and put it in that ranch
or blue cheese, it's no longer it's help healthy. Once
(07:50):
you hear from me, I'm like, what, no, man, My
mama came over fried fish, said my daetters out today,
I'm not I'm not eating I'm not gonna not eat
my mama frad fish. Now I'm I'm eating that Super
Bowl Sunday food. It's just high in calories of even
(08:12):
more than Thanksgiving because we eat so much bowl. Will
you eat Vota game? You eat during the game, you
eat a ham tame that four quarters gonna make you
eat some more? Yeah? Yeah, you know what. The time
I look down at my plateoffs so embarrassed. I had
a stack of bone so high I didn't even know.
(08:36):
I never dumped my plate to nothing. I had so
many phones. Baltimore, this's my weekend. I'm coming your way, baby,
Baltimore Comedy Factor, that Nephew was coming to town. Tickets
up running like crazy. That's right, there are about to
sell out. That's Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday night.
The Nephew is come to town. Voice is gone from
Oh my God, hunts Bill out about Huntsville. I love y'all.
(08:58):
We did the damn thing, Yes we did, and you
took my voice. It'll be back by to morrow, all right,
Surprised you're here? Coming up next? Letters subject over sixty
and full of stamina. Take a note, Tommy. All right,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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