January 17, 2024 • 9 mins
This is the one time that Fool #1 got his Uncle Steve!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
wants he wants to talk to my ex. All right,
we'll get into that, find out what that's all about, and.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Just to do what is that?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Uh huh, he wants to talk to my ex?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Right now, it's time for the nephew in today's prank
phone call?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
All right, nephew, what you got today?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, you know, I don't get to run this particular
prank that often. You know, Uh, We've had words about it.
It has been discussed between he and myself several times,
and a couple of times I thought he was actually
going to hit me, but he did not do that.
I think he got pretty close, pretty tight. You know,
(00:48):
let's just gonna be real. A lot of folks almost
got the ag well behind its. Let's just gon't keep
it like it really is. Just just different right here,
this around here created a whole lot more than what
you think. This is how this is when I decided
to prank my uncle, and I brought in some reinforcements
(01:10):
because I knew my uncle knew every character, every inflection
of my voice.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He knew it, so.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I knew I had to bring in somebody else to
help me do it. Brought somebody in, one of my potonists,
who I called Chuck p And man, we put this
thing down and we prank Uncle Steve on this right here.
He just right here, his neph prank's Uncle. That's what
this he is got. Dog, if you would.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
So, what did you say?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
I'm saying to you right now that he's turning on everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
He sent you ain't got nothing to do with me. Man,
That ain't my book.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
That's his damn book.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Put him on the phone and I tell him, I
ain't stay of Steve.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
He ain't writing about Shoot.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
He told on me.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
He told all my voice.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
He's tetting on everybody.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
His book ain't got none to do with you.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Man, No, no, nobody's book.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Dude got something to do with me because everything to
stay didn't learn if he was growing up from the
hood telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He
had to go somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
No, No, you gotta did right with your girl.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yes, if he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no
business coming in my house in my car telling every
damn thing.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So hello, Hello, who who is this?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Hold on, man, this team Harvey? Who is this?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
This is your team? Man?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Listen here man, Okay, I'm gonna find with your nephew.
And I'm just saying this to you. Steve, Okay, all up.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
To your dude.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I see you in the front of essence. I see
you on the on the family field on your radio show.
So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and
quit telling on everybody what I mean? If I'm everything, Steve,
I'm riding in the car with my family. I gotta
turn my radio house because you telling game. We grow
up sticking together. If I run in the middle game
to make my ends, meeting whatever it is, that's my business.
(02:57):
You ain't gonna running on me.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Hold on, hold old woman. First of all, I don't
know who you are.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I know you do, but I know who you are,
and we listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Her first thing You're gonna do, though, back up a
little bit dull, because you're talking to me class.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
And Steve, ain't nobody scared of you because you got.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Money on sain't got nothing to do with no money.
And I ain't gonna be too many. Listen wit a minute.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I'll just enjoy your life. You find the perfect white No, you,
you found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
God bless Hold up, don't put God in this. Leave
God out of this because you ain't calling from the
God ain't gonna see people kill me with that part
right there, God bless you. Don't throw God. You don't
want God bless me because you're talking too crazy to me.
That's for starters right there. But since you talking crazy
to me, let me turn you onto something you want
that running game. That's your problem.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Run your game.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing
what you want to do, like you all in this
white here. Then you coming to me because I'm trying
to empower somebody. I don't give a damn about you. Man,
see on how you want to feel about me. But
what you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me
like you play. Because I ain't plaiting minute.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Steven, Let's make the player fist say. Okay, you got
the airways, you got the microphone, you got the ability
to touch a lot of people, okay, and you're just
telling you're gonna walking talking them.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Hold on, hold up. This ain't got nothing to do
with the airways. This ain't got nothing to do with
the media. This just me and you talking. I talk
to you personally, personally, Me and you can talk anything,
not on.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Talk this evening.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I don't like me in there this call you talking
all this yet seeous people like you? Man, dog, You
know why I wrote a book in the first place,
because you're always somewhere trying to act like you something
that you in Now you got the sauce on the phone.
Now you're trying to mention about money into me. This
just me and you, just two men talking, not what
you want.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
And if it's two men men talking, then from one
man to another, watch you just go somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
But tell it, first of all, I ain't even got
to sit down. You already doing nothing as it is.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
She was swoon.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Did somebody go out and do something, try to do
something positive? You got some more shaking, big shimmy wab
like you sitting up in here, man, wanting to go
to sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down, No,
damn well, you can mince me with that. I say
what I want to say, And how are you anyway?
You ain't even doing nothing?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Don't want tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell
you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
And every time I.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Take a step, you take two steps.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I can't long hand hand hold man, when it came hey,
y'all kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something?
You lota feel me?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
With that on you trying to do something? Why don't
you do something though you're sitting up in here talking
to me about what you trying. You try to sell
in that same thing to your people. You trying when
at even tied me in trying stuff? When you gonna
do something, I'm.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Doing something right now. Stay now you're talking to me
on the problem.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You canna be improving your relationship with your girl who
ever you're trying to get it together. But you're on
the phone with me complaining because I done wrote a book. Man,
don't read the damn books. You probably ain't read it,
no way, and don't watch the TV show. You probably
ain't working enough.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
To pay to build no how I look, wait a minute,
though you don't know nothing about me. Okay, you don't
know nothing about my finances. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I don't watch your finances. That's about you as a man.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You know what y'all came here. What y'all do to
me there? What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking
to me on an email somewhere. You're always on the
blog talking about me.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
You don't even know me.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Then when you're giving me face to face, you want
to bring up money. This contests. Haven't got nothing to do
about money. I ain't brought the money one time. It's
about man hood. Now, why don't you do that right there?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Wait a minute enough, Steve, it ain't about money now
cause you're got it. Okay, cut your guy. When you
wasn't broke, I bet that wasn't you.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I want to just what tho hen, Just what the
wh I was broke? Though I was working. I wasn't
sitting on the phone crying to some other man. By
what he making me feel with my wife? Yeah, at
that time I take a step forward, you got me
taking two step by. That's why you ain't taking a step.
I'll tell you something because you got Frank.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I'm just break.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I just.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Uncle, that's very pry. Oh god, oh.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
God, I tot them call you back me man, you
did good though, you did good.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, you really want to do other things because when
I'm talking to ignorant people are trying not to let
them bring me down on their level.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
No, I have a level.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's way way lord. Man, it's a classic though. It's glassy.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You go, we're cracking.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Ankles the bottom.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Come on, I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Tear the skin off the bottom of your feet. Party
they know how Yoda, nep You're coming to the Funny
Bowl in twenty six and twenty seven. That is Friday
and Saturday, twenty six, twenty seven. Then Nephew come to
town take its own sale right now?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
The subject is who wants to talk to my ex?
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Stave
Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
wants he wants to talk to my ex. All right,
we'll get into that, find out what that's all about, and.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Just to do what is that?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Uh huh, he wants to talk to my ex?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Right now, it's time for the nephew in today's prank
phone call?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
All right, nephew, what you got today?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, you know, I don't get to run this particular
prank that often. You know, Uh, We've had words about it.
It has been discussed between he and myself several times,
and a couple of times I thought he was actually
going to hit me, but he did not do that.
I think he got pretty close, pretty tight. You know,
(00:48):
let's just gonna be real. A lot of folks almost
got the ag well behind its. Let's just gon't keep
it like it really is. Just just different right here,
this around here created a whole lot more than what
you think. This is how this is when I decided
to prank my uncle, and I brought in some reinforcements
(01:10):
because I knew my uncle knew every character, every inflection
of my voice.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He knew it, so.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I knew I had to bring in somebody else to
help me do it. Brought somebody in, one of my potonists,
who I called Chuck p And man, we put this
thing down and we prank Uncle Steve on this right here.
He just right here, his neph prank's Uncle. That's what
this he is got. Dog, if you would.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
So, what did you say?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
I'm saying to you right now that he's turning on everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
He sent you ain't got nothing to do with me. Man,
That ain't my book.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
That's his damn book.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Put him on the phone and I tell him, I
ain't stay of Steve.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
He ain't writing about Shoot.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
He told on me.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
He told all my voice.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
He's tetting on everybody.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
His book ain't got none to do with you.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Man, No, no, nobody's book.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Dude got something to do with me because everything to
stay didn't learn if he was growing up from the
hood telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He
had to go somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
No, No, you gotta did right with your girl.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yes, if he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no
business coming in my house in my car telling every
damn thing.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
So hello, Hello, who who is this?
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Who is it?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Hold on, man, this team Harvey? Who is this?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
This is your team? Man?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Listen here man, Okay, I'm gonna find with your nephew.
And I'm just saying this to you. Steve, Okay, all up.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
To your dude.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I see you in the front of essence. I see
you on the on the family field on your radio show.
So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and
quit telling on everybody what I mean? If I'm everything, Steve,
I'm riding in the car with my family. I gotta
turn my radio house because you telling game. We grow
up sticking together. If I run in the middle game
to make my ends, meeting whatever it is, that's my business.
(02:57):
You ain't gonna running on me.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Hold on, hold old woman. First of all, I don't
know who you are.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
I know you do, but I know who you are,
and we listen to the show.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Her first thing You're gonna do, though, back up a
little bit dull, because you're talking to me class.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
And Steve, ain't nobody scared of you because you got.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Money on sain't got nothing to do with no money.
And I ain't gonna be too many. Listen wit a minute.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I'll just enjoy your life. You find the perfect white No, you,
you found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
God bless Hold up, don't put God in this. Leave
God out of this because you ain't calling from the
God ain't gonna see people kill me with that part
right there, God bless you. Don't throw God. You don't
want God bless me because you're talking too crazy to me.
That's for starters right there. But since you talking crazy
to me, let me turn you onto something you want
that running game. That's your problem.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Run your game.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing
what you want to do, like you all in this
white here. Then you coming to me because I'm trying
to empower somebody. I don't give a damn about you. Man,
see on how you want to feel about me. But
what you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me
like you play. Because I ain't plaiting minute.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Steven, Let's make the player fist say. Okay, you got
the airways, you got the microphone, you got the ability
to touch a lot of people, okay, and you're just
telling you're gonna walking talking them.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Hold on, hold up. This ain't got nothing to do
with the airways. This ain't got nothing to do with
the media. This just me and you talking. I talk
to you personally, personally, Me and you can talk anything,
not on.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Talk this evening.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I don't like me in there this call you talking
all this yet seeous people like you? Man, dog, You
know why I wrote a book in the first place,
because you're always somewhere trying to act like you something
that you in Now you got the sauce on the phone.
Now you're trying to mention about money into me. This
just me and you, just two men talking, not what
you want.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
And if it's two men men talking, then from one
man to another, watch you just go somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
But tell it, first of all, I ain't even got
to sit down. You already doing nothing as it is.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
She was swoon.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Did somebody go out and do something, try to do
something positive? You got some more shaking, big shimmy wab
like you sitting up in here, man, wanting to go
to sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down, No,
damn well, you can mince me with that. I say
what I want to say, And how are you anyway?
You ain't even doing nothing?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Don't want tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell
you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
And every time I.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Take a step, you take two steps.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I can't long hand hand hold man, when it came hey,
y'all kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something?
You lota feel me?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
With that on you trying to do something? Why don't
you do something though you're sitting up in here talking
to me about what you trying. You try to sell
in that same thing to your people. You trying when
at even tied me in trying stuff? When you gonna
do something, I'm.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Doing something right now. Stay now you're talking to me
on the problem.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You canna be improving your relationship with your girl who
ever you're trying to get it together. But you're on
the phone with me complaining because I done wrote a book. Man,
don't read the damn books. You probably ain't read it,
no way, and don't watch the TV show. You probably
ain't working enough.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
To pay to build no how I look, wait a minute,
though you don't know nothing about me. Okay, you don't
know nothing about my finances. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I don't watch your finances. That's about you as a man.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You know what y'all came here. What y'all do to
me there? What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking
to me on an email somewhere. You're always on the
blog talking about me.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
You don't even know me.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Then when you're giving me face to face, you want
to bring up money. This contests. Haven't got nothing to do
about money. I ain't brought the money one time. It's
about man hood. Now, why don't you do that right there?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Wait a minute enough, Steve, it ain't about money now
cause you're got it. Okay, cut your guy. When you
wasn't broke, I bet that wasn't you.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I want to just what tho hen, Just what the
wh I was broke? Though I was working. I wasn't
sitting on the phone crying to some other man. By
what he making me feel with my wife? Yeah, at
that time I take a step forward, you got me
taking two step by. That's why you ain't taking a step.
I'll tell you something because you got Frank.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I'm just break.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I just.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Uncle, that's very pry. Oh god, oh.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
God, I tot them call you back me man, you
did good though, you did good.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Birthday.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, you really want to do other things because when
I'm talking to ignorant people are trying not to let
them bring me down on their level.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
No, I have a level.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's way way lord. Man, it's a classic though. It's glassy.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You go, we're cracking.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Ankles the bottom.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Come on, I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Tear the skin off the bottom of your feet. Party
they know how Yoda, nep You're coming to the Funny
Bowl in twenty six and twenty seven. That is Friday
and Saturday, twenty six, twenty seven. Then Nephew come to
town take its own sale right now?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
The subject is who wants to talk to my ex?
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Stave
Harvey Morning Show.
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