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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's prank. Let's go all ready, h that's right here, right,
so you know everybody, you know it's New Year's it's
a new year now. Everybody's doing what everybody hitting the gym?
You know this is you know, the first two weeks
at the gym be packed.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh be people everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You see.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
People don't even know how to use a machine. They
just all in there, they're in that. What bothers me
at the gym is when people don't wipe down equipment
after they get through use. I can't stand that. I
can't stand I'll be walking around there there with cloon rock.
I can't stand it. I'll be I'll be spraaying and
wiping everything. So this right here is called sweat Hall.
(00:39):
Wet Hall, Right, that's the name of the prank. Let's
go catch off sweat Hall.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hello, yeah, hey, this is terras Man. Do you go
to You go to iron Man Fitness Center?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that where you work out at?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's why I work out. Who is this? My name
is Charis. I got your number from the guard going
to work at the front. When you first come in,
I'm here and I'll ask you why. Yeah, the little
giving you your number. You you they can't work out
why they give you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You work at the gym.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I don't work at the gym. But everybody here
at the gym was having a conversation. Everybody got a
problem with you. So you know how with me? Wait?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Wait, wait, hold on, you have problem with me?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That gave you my number.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I don't think what's going on, bro, We're trying to
fix the problem. Let's have that first. Don't worry about
someone to having your number. Let's just fix the problem,
all right. Man, Like, man, I don't know who his name.
My name is SAMs. I didn't talk you three times
who I am. So what I'm telling you is this
is that you know you come to the gym. Matter
of fact, how long you been coming to the gym? Man,
(01:45):
I've been going to that gym for like five ten years.
Brou five ten years. That's a big camp. Okay, So anyway,
the problem is this, Dude, you come to the gym.
I don't know if you ain't.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Bathing or what the change is, but dude, all.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The equipment be don't kicking on. Man, Dude, you got
you gotta watch your way man before you Yeah, dude, you.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Dude, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yo? Well, who gave you my number? Why are you
calling me for one?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Talking?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Man? Who the hell are you gonna call me?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Talking disrespectfully like this?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hold on me. The problem is this. The disrespect is
how you coming to the gym? Funky? Okay? You got
the machines all thirty. We gotta keep you. Why isn't
jim old work out? You sweat? It's a jim But
you funky before you even get there? Man, that's the problem.
Due talking about funky before I'm get that? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What the hell you calling me with this book for?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm calling monkey? Why I get there?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay? Dude, you come to the gym everdently? You ain't bathe?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay? You're leaving all these.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Crive days every day?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Homie? I think?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why he let me ask you this? Let me ask
you this, sick ken. Why is everybody here at the
gym talking about you, the guy that be leaving all
the equipment funks? Why are you talking about you? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Reason? Everybody in your neighborhood talking about your mama.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's why? Yo? Where you at?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Dude? But you at right now?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm come here after Jenner.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm here after Jenna. I'll come to the gym right now.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We can talk about this and face the faith dog.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay, what the hell are you this though?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Are you gonna take a boundfore you come there? Because
that's the problem we've been had.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Is your mama's gonna take a bath? Okay, okay, let
me tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Let me let me tell you something. Dude, you're gonna
keep my mom out your mouth. The problem is capably
your mouth when they talk, you know, clean.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But why coming down to the gym right now?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm coming down.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
How long?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
How long are they gonna take you to get here?
What are you a chapter cop or something? Don't worry
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, that's cool. Are you gonna watch it before you
get here?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna watch something.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm gonna watch my foot up yo, when I get there.
That's what I'm gonna wash. Okay, okay, cool, you're gonna
be watching this this size eleven hours.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's what we're gonna be get getting washed.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Lord, Lord, Lord, don't worry about it. No, no, no,
don't don't worry about I got it. No. I'm just
letting them know I'm just letting know. No, somebody had
to tell it. Who lay works the funt? No, I
got it ry, I don't even worry about it. She
would help that.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I got something to say that I want too forgiving out.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
By you ain't finna say that you would haven't been
vouing me your number. But don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I got it said they gave you my number in
the first place. That's private information. Keep breaking the privacy, callege.
I understand, I understand that. But what we're trying to do.
If you can't clean, that's the problem. What you do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Want to watch or something something wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But you work about it? Want to clean you?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You don't want to clean you? You got a six?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Say to it? Watching? What is wrong with you? Call here?
Tell me what about who watching?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You just bring it to me? Look for carus when
you get hit. Okay, I'm gonna do it over here
now like you got a perm. Okay, cool I'm the
one pressing three seventy five. That's the one I am.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Look for the five. I ain't saying nothing homely three
seventy five ain't nothing, okay, Okay, cool man, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
How much you present.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
When I come down, I'm gonna put your three seventy five.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
President and check. Man. You don't call here talking to
me like this.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
You don't call it another man's house talking about he
don't watch his What.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So let me ask you this man, Tommy want to hogher?
Do you want to talk to Tommy? Tommy? So you want
to talk to Tommy? Want to hollert you about the situation?
It was? Tommy? This is next you tom from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Key, y'all, you too got prayed
by your boy named Paul. Baby. Wait wait, yo, whoa
(05:31):
whoa whoa Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I tell to me this was a joke.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
This is a good baby. This is f you call
me man for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Bro, Man,
y'all need to stop playing like that. Y'all ain't hit
me low my twenty two.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I was coming for you. Yeah, y'all bet asked, got
contra tickets for me putting me through this dress?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh my gosh, yo got you. Y'all got me, y'all
this one, y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You work out with Paul.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'm assuming that's your that's your workout partners.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I ain't working out with Paul no more. If he
gave y'all my numbers.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Paul got me to hit you man, stay and say, baby,
what you gotta do this moment? You got to tell
me what's the fastest radio show in the land. Let
me hear the Steve Harvey Morning Show. No white film
pre saved down when you here, I got your bro man,
keep your head up, all right, brother, and there you
(06:35):
have it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's all you brand new gym people out there. Okay, White,
all the equipment down when you get through. Okay, we
know y'all ain't. First of all, y'all ain't gonna make
it to the end of January. Y'all in there for
the first two three weeks. That's head and then by
the end of January, I'm gonna slow it down. I
got busy. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No, So what do you do when you go to
the gym, mister Jim Rat, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What's your gym at? Yeah? I know you you run,
But when you go to the gym, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Go in immediately you finish, start stretching. You got to stretch, Okay,
at this sage. You got to stretch first, that's first. Yeah,
get you by twenty thirty push ups. Okay, let's get loose.
Get on the tread mill. On the tread mill, get
get a mileing you already out.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
You said twenty or thirty push ups.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh yeah, you're just loosening up a little bit. They're losing.
Get on the tread mill, get your MILEI can y'all
do that? So far y'all would and so far?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we still just warm it up, you
know that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
All right, we're drinking a smoothie right there. You're listening
Steve Hardy Morning Show
Let's prank. Let's go all ready, h that's right here, right,
so you know everybody, you know it's New Year's it's
a new year now. Everybody's doing what everybody hitting the gym?
You know this is you know, the first two weeks
at the gym be packed.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh be people everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You see.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
People don't even know how to use a machine. They
just all in there, they're in that. What bothers me
at the gym is when people don't wipe down equipment
after they get through use. I can't stand that. I
can't stand I'll be walking around there there with cloon rock.
I can't stand it. I'll be I'll be spraaying and
wiping everything. So this right here is called sweat Hall.
(00:39):
Wet Hall, Right, that's the name of the prank. Let's
go catch off sweat Hall.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hello, yeah, hey, this is terras Man. Do you go
to You go to iron Man Fitness Center?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is that where you work out at?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's why I work out. Who is this? My name
is Charis. I got your number from the guard going
to work at the front. When you first come in,
I'm here and I'll ask you why. Yeah, the little
giving you your number. You you they can't work out
why they give you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You work at the gym.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I don't work at the gym. But everybody here
at the gym was having a conversation. Everybody got a
problem with you. So you know how with me? Wait?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Wait, wait, hold on, you have problem with me?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That gave you my number.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I don't think what's going on, bro, We're trying to
fix the problem. Let's have that first. Don't worry about
someone to having your number. Let's just fix the problem,
all right. Man, Like, man, I don't know who his name.
My name is SAMs. I didn't talk you three times
who I am. So what I'm telling you is this
is that you know you come to the gym. Matter
of fact, how long you been coming to the gym? Man,
(01:45):
I've been going to that gym for like five ten years.
Brou five ten years. That's a big camp. Okay, So anyway,
the problem is this, Dude, you come to the gym.
I don't know if you ain't.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Bathing or what the change is, but dude, all.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The equipment be don't kicking on. Man, Dude, you got
you gotta watch your way man before you Yeah, dude, you.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Dude, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yo? Well, who gave you my number? Why are you
calling me for one?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Talking?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Man? Who the hell are you gonna call me?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Talking disrespectfully like this?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hold on me. The problem is this. The disrespect is
how you coming to the gym? Funky? Okay? You got
the machines all thirty. We gotta keep you. Why isn't
jim old work out? You sweat? It's a jim But
you funky before you even get there? Man, that's the problem.
Due talking about funky before I'm get that? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What the hell you calling me with this book for?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm calling monkey? Why I get there?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay? Dude, you come to the gym everdently? You ain't bathe?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay? You're leaving all these.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Crive days every day?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Homie? I think?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why he let me ask you this? Let me ask
you this, sick ken. Why is everybody here at the
gym talking about you, the guy that be leaving all
the equipment funks? Why are you talking about you? Man?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Reason? Everybody in your neighborhood talking about your mama.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's why? Yo? Where you at?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Dude? But you at right now?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm come here after Jenner.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm here after Jenna. I'll come to the gym right now.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We can talk about this and face the faith dog.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay, what the hell are you this though?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Are you gonna take a boundfore you come there? Because
that's the problem we've been had.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Is your mama's gonna take a bath? Okay, okay, let
me tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Let me let me tell you something. Dude, you're gonna
keep my mom out your mouth. The problem is capably
your mouth when they talk, you know, clean.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But why coming down to the gym right now?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm coming down.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
How long?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
How long are they gonna take you to get here?
What are you a chapter cop or something? Don't worry
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, that's cool. Are you gonna watch it before you
get here?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, I'm gonna watch something.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm gonna watch my foot up yo, when I get there.
That's what I'm gonna wash. Okay, okay, cool, you're gonna
be watching this this size eleven hours.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's what we're gonna be get getting washed.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Lord, Lord, Lord, don't worry about it. No, no, no,
don't don't worry about I got it. No. I'm just
letting them know I'm just letting know. No, somebody had
to tell it. Who lay works the funt? No, I
got it ry, I don't even worry about it. She
would help that.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I got something to say that I want too forgiving out.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
By you ain't finna say that you would haven't been
vouing me your number. But don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I got it said they gave you my number in
the first place. That's private information. Keep breaking the privacy, callege.
I understand, I understand that. But what we're trying to do.
If you can't clean, that's the problem. What you do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Want to watch or something something wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Brother?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But you work about it? Want to clean you?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You don't want to clean you? You got a six?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Say to it? Watching? What is wrong with you? Call here?
Tell me what about who watching?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You just bring it to me? Look for carus when
you get hit. Okay, I'm gonna do it over here
now like you got a perm. Okay, cool I'm the
one pressing three seventy five. That's the one I am.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Look for the five. I ain't saying nothing homely three
seventy five ain't nothing, okay, Okay, cool man, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
How much you present.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
When I come down, I'm gonna put your three seventy five.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
President and check. Man. You don't call here talking to
me like this.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
You don't call it another man's house talking about he
don't watch his What.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So let me ask you this man, Tommy want to hogher?
Do you want to talk to Tommy? Tommy? So you want
to talk to Tommy? Want to hollert you about the situation?
It was? Tommy? This is next you tom from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Key, y'all, you too got prayed
by your boy named Paul. Baby. Wait wait, yo, whoa
(05:31):
whoa whoa Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I tell to me this was a joke.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
This is a good baby. This is f you call
me man for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Bro, Man,
y'all need to stop playing like that. Y'all ain't hit
me low my twenty two.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I was coming for you. Yeah, y'all bet asked, got
contra tickets for me putting me through this dress?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh my gosh, yo got you. Y'all got me, y'all
this one, y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You work out with Paul.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'm assuming that's your that's your workout partners.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I ain't working out with Paul no more. If he
gave y'all my numbers.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Paul got me to hit you man, stay and say, baby,
what you gotta do this moment? You got to tell
me what's the fastest radio show in the land. Let
me hear the Steve Harvey Morning Show. No white film
pre saved down when you here, I got your bro man,
keep your head up, all right, brother, and there you
(06:35):
have it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's all you brand new gym people out there. Okay, White,
all the equipment down when you get through. Okay, we
know y'all ain't. First of all, y'all ain't gonna make
it to the end of January. Y'all in there for
the first two three weeks. That's head and then by
the end of January, I'm gonna slow it down. I
got busy. I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No, So what do you do when you go to
the gym, mister Jim Rat, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What's your gym at? Yeah? I know you you run,
But when you go to the gym, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Go in immediately you finish, start stretching. You got to stretch, Okay,
at this sage. You got to stretch first, that's first. Yeah,
get you by twenty thirty push ups. Okay, let's get loose.
Get on the tread mill. On the tread mill, get
get a mileing you already out.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
You said twenty or thirty push ups.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh yeah, you're just loosening up a little bit. They're losing.
Get on the tread mill, get your MILEI can y'all
do that? So far y'all would and so far?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we still just warm it up, you
know that.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
All right, we're drinking a smoothie right there. You're listening
Steve Hardy Morning Show
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