November 23, 2023 • 8 mins
The family has a big problem with yo momma's dressing for Thanksgiving!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject keep your
nasty hands off me.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Though it is the nephew he is here with today's
frank punk called what you got neft?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Sure, giving with cousin Benji giving with cousin be ready,
but it is listen to it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my god, Hello, Hello? Who is this this Glenda?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Who is this this Benjie? I'm college? Is this purpose though?
You know she's doing here right now?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But this is her daughter? Is there a problem?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh? No, this this this Benjie. This Mama, Mama Loa's nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Who it's Belanda?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know, Mama, Mama, Mama Looa Joe. I ain't ain't
it correct?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Mama lords and it's her sister.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, I'm Benjy. I'm gonna left you from the other
side of the family. You say your name was now
glad that Okay? What time y'all supposed to get in.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And we should be there by the afternoon?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay? Uh? Is missus purvis? Is she is your mama
making the dressing?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, she's making enough for about forty five people. We
actually uh This was discussed about.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
A month ago, right y'all on the y'all they had
the conference call, the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
They wanted me to go in and call and and
I was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, she's not here. What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh? Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her
to do the to do the dressing.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And why wouldn't they need her to do this? And
she would make it for ten years? We did. We
just discussed this.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So what do you mean they say that they got
somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing. Let it says,
y'all traveling y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
do the dressing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, Well, first of all, how are you your your benie?
What is your name?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That was not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benji.
But but but like I say, I'm on the other
side of the fair. I ain't on y'all side.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay. Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
calling me because she's been making a dressing for ten years,
like I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So
I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
don't even know you.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you is
this right here is daddy they got so y'all ain't
got to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody
gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it.
So in other word, what you know, if you can
tell Miss Pervis she ain't got to worry about the
dressing this year.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all say,
y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make it
this year because we're driving now, we drive camper year.
So I'm not gonna do that to her.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So, I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Don't I don't even know who you are to be
calling me anyway? Why getting somebody calling me that I
know regarding it?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, Okay, you gunned the right, I am glunders all right, listen,
let me say this because I don't mind saying with
everybody thinking what most people don't want to say. Let
me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
is just right here. A lot of people in the
family you know, don't really don't don't really like miss
(03:21):
Pravis dressing.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Benjamin, who you supposed to be Let me spring something
in is ma. Mama gonna make her dressing, you gonna
keep it, and we ain't bringing that on with us.
So you can tell your family that I said that
because you understand me.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
and it's what everybody want to do. Don't nobody what
did Nikau?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We had a meeting dressing? She making it? Ten years?
Ain't nobody been saying nothing? And guess what one of
them up in that house. Nobody better not be walking
up and through that talking about mama either, and you
gonna go eat it?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay? Well see right there? Why why if people don't
like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't like.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It, you don't eat this. I don't know. I don't
know you well, I don't know, No, Benjamin, Benjie, who
I want you.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the
family exactly. And I don't know, yes, okay, and it
really really to the back all that, I don't really
know you. But I'm but I'm but I'm man up.
I'm man up to call you and tell you what
we're gonna do and what we ain't gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, I know what I ain't say. I want to
tell it again. She's gonna be that drastic. You gonna
eat it if we gonna all day.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
be hard for you to understand. What you grew up
with liking everybody else might not like.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
People saying what you want to. I ain't gonna even
remember you know why, So you ain't not like it
because you ain't done around. But she making dressing.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, it's
gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, okay, And
she gonna make country said, and we gonna see.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Down and we gonna eat. It's not even discussing my
frother that I I got to say, because you're not
gonna hurt my mama feeling.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
so she don't even bring it down.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Were gonna get anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dealer
you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
gonna say it as clear as I can say. If
y'all come down here with that dress, I promise you
we already got dressing made. We throwing that dressing in
the trash so everybody can get the dressing that we
made for him. Point blake, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
on dressing the troth and if I find that you
that through my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna
be some and we're gonna set that ouse. I'm not
playing with you this what's you funny to me?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
For a car?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Ain't killing we on this comas condon. Ain't none of
them ballowing up the cowles's a tellingen to bull. But
now they're gonna said, she'll stop up. I don't even
know your count I guess they sound like you was
you the bands in the world, but being benjam I
don't even know your rest. I'm telling you now, tim
non playing with you. I'm telling you anybody or Mamma
(06:24):
feeling ed boll be some in this and I'm telling
you a y'all gonna be y'all coming down now, but
I'm coming y'allo one.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Can I say something else to you? I wish you would.
Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
Tell me from the Steve Hallby Morning Show. Your cousin
Sheila got me the prank phone called.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You come me fuck you. You're about to make me
say it off that it wasn't a remaining because I
was gonna have my brother's work. Y'all play Tomi was
(07:17):
gonna be canceled.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Made one last question before I let you go. What
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Steen Hay Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh y'all gonna eat this?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Don't play with you?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Man, hey listen? Laying in the cut.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
December eight, nine teen, Oakland, California. I A man tell
too short to blow the whistle because nephew coming to town.
Right that is Tommy t December eighth, ninth and tenth,
and then that place I have never been, Facoma, Washington,
December fifteen, sixteen to seventeen. Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. Nate,
tell them, Baby the Nephew, come we ago, when.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We come back. The Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the
Harvey Morning Show h
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject keep your
nasty hands off me.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Though it is the nephew he is here with today's
frank punk called what you got neft?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Sure, giving with cousin Benji giving with cousin be ready,
but it is listen to it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my god, Hello, Hello? Who is this this Glenda?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Who is this this Benjie? I'm college? Is this purpose though?
You know she's doing here right now?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
But this is her daughter? Is there a problem?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh? No, this this this Benjie. This Mama, Mama Loa's nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Who it's Belanda?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know, Mama, Mama, Mama Looa Joe. I ain't ain't
it correct?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Mama lords and it's her sister.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Okay, I'm Benjy. I'm gonna left you from the other
side of the family. You say your name was now
glad that Okay? What time y'all supposed to get in.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And we should be there by the afternoon?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay? Uh? Is missus purvis? Is she is your mama
making the dressing?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, she's making enough for about forty five people. We
actually uh This was discussed about.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
A month ago, right y'all on the y'all they had
the conference call, the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
They wanted me to go in and call and and
I was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, she's not here. What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh? Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her
to do the to do the dressing.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And why wouldn't they need her to do this? And
she would make it for ten years? We did. We
just discussed this.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
So what do you mean they say that they got
somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing. Let it says,
y'all traveling y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
do the dressing.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, Well, first of all, how are you your your benie?
What is your name?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That was not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benji.
But but but like I say, I'm on the other
side of the fair. I ain't on y'all side.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay. Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
calling me because she's been making a dressing for ten years,
like I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So
I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
don't even know you.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you is
this right here is daddy they got so y'all ain't
got to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody
gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it.
So in other word, what you know, if you can
tell Miss Pervis she ain't got to worry about the
dressing this year.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all say,
y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make it
this year because we're driving now, we drive camper year.
So I'm not gonna do that to her.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So, I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Don't I don't even know who you are to be
calling me anyway? Why getting somebody calling me that I
know regarding it?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, Okay, you gunned the right, I am glunders all right, listen,
let me say this because I don't mind saying with
everybody thinking what most people don't want to say. Let
me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
is just right here. A lot of people in the
family you know, don't really don't don't really like miss
(03:21):
Pravis dressing.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Benjamin, who you supposed to be Let me spring something
in is ma. Mama gonna make her dressing, you gonna
keep it, and we ain't bringing that on with us.
So you can tell your family that I said that
because you understand me.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
and it's what everybody want to do. Don't nobody what
did Nikau?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We had a meeting dressing? She making it? Ten years?
Ain't nobody been saying nothing? And guess what one of
them up in that house. Nobody better not be walking
up and through that talking about mama either, and you
gonna go eat it?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay? Well see right there? Why why if people don't
like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't like.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It, you don't eat this. I don't know. I don't
know you well, I don't know, No, Benjamin, Benjie, who
I want you.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the
family exactly. And I don't know, yes, okay, and it
really really to the back all that, I don't really
know you. But I'm but I'm but I'm man up.
I'm man up to call you and tell you what
we're gonna do and what we ain't gonna do.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, I know what I ain't say. I want to
tell it again. She's gonna be that drastic. You gonna
eat it if we gonna all day.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
be hard for you to understand. What you grew up
with liking everybody else might not like.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
People saying what you want to. I ain't gonna even
remember you know why, So you ain't not like it
because you ain't done around. But she making dressing.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, it's
gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, okay, And
she gonna make country said, and we gonna see.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Down and we gonna eat. It's not even discussing my
frother that I I got to say, because you're not
gonna hurt my mama feeling.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
so she don't even bring it down.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Were gonna get anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dealer
you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
gonna say it as clear as I can say. If
y'all come down here with that dress, I promise you
we already got dressing made. We throwing that dressing in
the trash so everybody can get the dressing that we
made for him. Point blake, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
on dressing the troth and if I find that you
that through my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna
be some and we're gonna set that ouse. I'm not
playing with you this what's you funny to me?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
For a car?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Ain't killing we on this comas condon. Ain't none of
them ballowing up the cowles's a tellingen to bull. But
now they're gonna said, she'll stop up. I don't even
know your count I guess they sound like you was
you the bands in the world, but being benjam I
don't even know your rest. I'm telling you now, tim
non playing with you. I'm telling you anybody or Mamma
(06:24):
feeling ed boll be some in this and I'm telling
you a y'all gonna be y'all coming down now, but
I'm coming y'allo one.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Can I say something else to you? I wish you would.
Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
Tell me from the Steve Hallby Morning Show. Your cousin
Sheila got me the prank phone called.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You come me fuck you. You're about to make me
say it off that it wasn't a remaining because I
was gonna have my brother's work. Y'all play Tomi was
(07:17):
gonna be canceled.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Made one last question before I let you go. What
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Steen Hay Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh y'all gonna eat this?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Don't play with you?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Man, hey listen? Laying in the cut.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
December eight, nine teen, Oakland, California. I A man tell
too short to blow the whistle because nephew coming to town.
Right that is Tommy t December eighth, ninth and tenth,
and then that place I have never been, Facoma, Washington,
December fifteen, sixteen to seventeen. Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club. Nate,
tell them, Baby the Nephew, come we ago, when.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
We come back. The Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the
Harvey Morning Show h
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