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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. And
here's the subject. He hasks so many questions. We'll get
into that, find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, he's you want to know too much.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We'll find it what it's all about? Coming up in
just a few because right now the nephew is here
with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What you got for his neph Uh? Sureley, what I got?
Let's see?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Can we going deep into the archives of the prank master?
Let me go, I ain't forgotten. I got it right here.
That ain't my brother's baby. Okay, my brothers get that baby, okay,
(00:51):
right here, right now, It ain't my brother baby. I mean,
you're gonna get your things straight right here, right now.
Let's go, cat dog, don't worry about it. Something I
need to take care. I talked to it, man, I
speak to Terry. My name is Daryl, Damen is my brother.
I don't live in Dallas where y'all live at. I'm
the one that live out of town. But we didn't
have a family meeting and talked about it. And uh,
(01:13):
I know Travis is your son? He eight years old.
But the problem is the reason why I'm calling you Tyry,
is cause we didn't find out that Travis ain't none
of damous child. Excuse me, Travis ain't none a damon child.
He's been paying you child support here for the.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Last old on and you said your.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm Darren, I'm Damon brother.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
And who gave you this information?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We all have found the information out.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
We actually gonna go down there to the courthouse and
get all this stuff rectified. But we didn't find out
that Travis ain't no, ain't none of Damon's child. And
he's been sitting up here sending you money seven eight
hundred dollars a month, and this child ain't even here.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I hate for Travis to find this out, and he
gonna have to find it out.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
But he ain't going to find why.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You Look, the family then had a meeting, and I'm
the one that they decided to make the phone call
and tell you what's going on now, don't you You.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You don't have a damn thing to do with this.
You You ain't nobody daddy over here. So I'm not
sure what you're calling for. Who God made you keen
or wanted you to be head in charge to call.
But that's not gonna work out.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But let me, why are you doing this to my brother?
That's what I'm saying. For eight years, the man been
sending you seven hundred and some dollars a month and
this ain't even his child.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You know, I'm why am I even talking to you.
I'm not really sure your brother need to call me
if he has any problems to questions. You have a
good thing that.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You don't hang No, damn phone up on me. Damon
told me the last was hard headed anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Now, look, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
What you got the wrong one, baby, Like I'm trying
to not lose all my religion today, but you about
to make me lose it on your well. You don't
know who's over here. So like I said before, h
my son, your nephew that you trying not to claim
over there. I don't know why you came from wherever
they are. You said you came from the downlands to
try came on.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I came from California down here to Dalla, and I'm telling.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You need to take your back come back to California
because down here you don't know me like that.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, I don't know you.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
But I'm finna know you and Travis find to know
that my brother ain't his daddy.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You need to talk to your brother again. That's what
you need to do, and you don't need to be
talking to me.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You finish send us all the money my brother DIDNET
sent y'all I.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
And when I do. Look but I said, when I
sent all that eight years worth of money back, you gonna.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Send every dime back because it belonged to my brother
that ain't my brother.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Child. Now we ain't got time to be going on.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
No MARVEI povish showing nothing to find out who you
know what?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Like I said, you kicked the wrong and want to
be your best bet not to call me anymore. You
actually it is a good thing that you call, because
if you can't knocking on my door, you got job
with today.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No you go, that's my second thing I'm finna do.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
If we can't rect the fight over the fount, I
don't have problem coming over there knocking down some doz
and getting some questions.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Answered, because damn it, this ain't Damon's baby.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Obviously you must wish it was yours. So she's taking
so much interest.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, it ain't mine, but but it ain't Damon's either,
and we got that money, must not have.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Any and looking for a song. But I'm sorry this
was taking over here and Damon where we continue to
play when.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
He own Damon don't open.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's what's wrong with your brothers. Now do I want
to pay? I'm sorry. He's gonna continue to pay. And
you can call whoever you want to come, do whatever
you want to do. So go back and tell your
mama and everybody else who's waiting for this meeting to
let them know it ain't having me.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Look, my mama ain't got nothing to do with it,
Mama business.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
That's your mama. You say your mama and I got together.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
She the same life.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I'll see where you get it from. You're just like her.
You'll from nosing people, mamya all damn business. That's a
grown man.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That ain't.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
My mama said it from the get go, that it
wasn't hut, that it wasn't Damon's jail.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
No, I mean your mama. The two face lock because
you ain't what your mama said.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You ain't finna sit here and bring my mama up.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
In the well, if you know so much, then you back.
Come knock on my beat. I'm knock on my bell
if you want to.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
We done done.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
The man seven hundred and fifty dollars times twelve times
eight is seventy two thousand dollars. That's how much money
my brother didn't send you, and that's how much we
won't back. Now.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I need you to get to working on this money.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Naw, okay, why don't you come over here and get it?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Don't get your with today, Terry, come on over here.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You don't see him to pay you in Dallas?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
When is? I don't care nothing about it, but I'm
in no Dallas.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
We ain't kinnas on you. So what I don't even
know what they hear is don't I don't even know
why I'm wasting my time talking to you. Like I said,
your brother is a week if he got to have you.
Y'all had a meeting, and you about to be the
one to call. I'm not really understanding.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Look, I got one more thing I need to say
to you. Is you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
You know you get no my damn nerves. That's what
you're doing?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You respect me? Are you listening to me. You what
this a nephew Tommy from.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
The Steve harb In Morning Show. You just got right.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh my, you just.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Got pranked by your sister Tanya.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Baby.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Know what.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
She said? Talk to her about her baby daddy and
that baby.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, I don't play with the shields. Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So all right.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Let me ask you this, what is the baddest I'm
talking about the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Land, Christeve Wroby Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Now you have it ignorance that it's best. Okay, let
me tell you. All right, First of all, let me
go and get my shows out the way. Let you know,
y'all already know. I'm going to Columbia, South Carolina. That's
the Women's Empowerment House Party Comedy Jam, which is open
to the public September twenty eight in the Big d M.
All right, tickets are all sale right now. That's the South
Carolina State Fairgrounds. Is where it's all taken place. That
(06:51):
would be in the Goodman Building, Okay, Old Roy and
land in the cut. We got the Sweetest Day Comedy
Jam Chicago, Illinois, went Trust Arena Saturday, October the nineteen.
Tickets wrong sale right now. Bill Bellamy. That will be
meeting if you tell me. Mark Curry in the building,
Tommy Davidson, Lounell and Tony Roberts is the Sweetest Day
(07:12):
Comedy Jam laying in the cut is Lafayette at the
Hymen Center. That's Lafayette, Louisiana. October twenty six, twenty sixth
Take it on Salem right now, now, ladies, what did
I just go through?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Film in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I love Philly, Right, I love Philly. Well, I'm about
to go film again. You understand?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
All right? On film another city? Are you ready for me? Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Can I get a drum roll? Can I get a
drum roll? I'm packing my bags, I'm jumping on the plane.
I'm getting ready to film Ready to Love Detroit.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Des TROYA love Detroit, Yes, Motown need love too, Okay,
Motown need love to So ready to Love Detroit.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
The nephews getting ready to head that way, and I'll
be there for approximately five six weeks filming Ready to
Love Detroit.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I can't Detroit versus everybody. I love it. I love Detroit. Yes,
that's so.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
While I'm there, I will be while I'm there, I
will grab the Mike. Uh. I think that's the first
weekend in November at Mike Epps Comedy Club. The nephew
will be gracing the stage while I'm in Detroit. So
I'm gonna have some fun while i'm there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, baby, yeah, all right, that sounds working it out,
working it out. Yes, it's gonna be off the shade. Yeah, Philly, Detroit.
I can't wait, Detroit.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You got to have to write glasses, you got to
have to write shoes, You got.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
To here, all that, all that.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yep, all right, all right, thank you ne for you.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Coming up next, Strawberry letter for today. The subject he
has too many questions. Okay, we'll get into that right
after this. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.