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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for us? Now, well that's right here.
You know this is called the barber shop, you know,
and Steve, this ain't for me and you you know
this was people like Junior that still go to the
barber shop. So wait a minute, why would you eat
You could have just did the prankue still go to
the barber shop.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, but I yeah, what about.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
But going he going?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You gotta admit though, when he goes taking less and
less time.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
How long I'm in there now?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, you know it used to be an hour, you know,
involve playstate, client's an hour apart when Junior come in.
Like if Junior have a nine to thirty appointment, am
Junior used to be out at ten thirty and then
it got down there like he'd be out at then
forty five and then it got down to thirty Junior
and nothing now about Yeah, like if Junior's appointment is
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at nine thirty nine, he can bring somebody else in
at nine.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
By nine thirty out by nine forty. Yeah you gout
now to get it? Yeah, Junior, Yeah, that's right because.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It is that you know that headline that went back, Man,
it ain't even moving back yearly no more it's moving
back weekly. Yeah, okay, Like I give give an example,
like watch this right here, look at Junior's hat. Junior,
don't touch your hat. Stay right there, don't no, no, no, no,
lean back? Wait right there? You see where his hat at?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Right now? See right there?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You still don't see no line?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Small hairland your barbershop, Brady, How you doing? Man? My name,
my name is Dennis Man. I got a haircut from
you a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Hey? Listen, I wanted to get an appointment with you, man,
Like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,
my first time getting a haircut from you. Did real,
real good jobs. I want to say thank you for that.
All right, Okay, do you do you have any any
time available on Thursday? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Uh, copy'd be fine.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What's what's what's your name here?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Dennis Man? Dennis?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, Dennis? Why she had Dennis about about three o'clock, man,
some of that nature. I mean, you know, I know
I'm the work on parmers, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, three o'clock you'll be there. Yeah, okay, Hey, I
got a little bit of a situation though, Man, that
happened last time I was there. I kind of wanted
to talk to you about it, man, because it kind
of caught me off guard. So I wanted to high
let you man and see if we could rectify the problem.
For I came back up there.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What happened? I just respect your something, I mean, what
was to do?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well? What it really wasn't somebody man, it was it was?
It was it was actually you me.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, I mean, what's the his deal?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Man? When you was cutting my hair, when it was
time to turn the chair, you didn't turn the chair
with with with with with your hand man. See Brady, man,
you you turned the chair with your with your private part.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh come on, say I mean, Dans, I'm a professional man.
I've been doing this fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Right right. I don't think it's anything deliberate, man. I
think you just do it unconsciously, man, cause you know
you be leaning over on the chair cutting and I
think you don't realize, you know, you be turning the
chair with your private part instead of doing it with
your hand man. And see, my hands got caught out
there and I saw it out the coner my eyes.
I saw your private part coming towards my hand. I
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moved it just in time. You understand.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
But see, Dennis, I'm not understanding something, bro, because I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
We don't operate like that line here, because you know
I don't make mistakes like that. But I mean, you know,
I don't know you. You're sure you're talking to the
right person, man?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, I mean, ain't you the third chair on the
right you walk in the door.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Man. And you cut
me two weeks ago, and like I said, I really
like my haircuts. So I want to call back and
rectorify this problem. But you know, you gotta turn the
chair with your hand and not your private part. If not,
we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay. But I feel you and I understand your your
complaint and everything. I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying.
But but I don't do that, you know. But I
mean we we'll be glad. You know what I'm saying.
Get you another cut or whatever? You understand? Men, you know,
but I don't move nobody no round with my problem. Man.
You know that's just not me.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, I understand what you're saying, but I want you
to hear what I'm saying. If you put your private
on there at all when I come in there Thursday,
then I promise you I'm gonna jump up and we're
gonna have a problem.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, well let's see not now, not right there, and
I'm not I'm not sitting that jump up having a
problem because you know, you don't really know me like that.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You know, I mean, I'm trying to be a professional
here and solve your little issue that you got. I
understand it. But all is jumping up and stuff you're
talking about doing. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Man, I'm trying to come in and get a nice
haircut and walk out with a nice haircut. What I
don't want to do is come down there, you lean over,
put your private part where I got my arms in
my hands, and I gotta whoop you.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Now, that's what I don't secirefold Now you're starting. You're
touching me wrong, talking about it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You're talking about I'm touching you wrong. You touch me
wrong two weeks ago when you put your private on my.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Hand, manful, I ain't no how to touch it. I
tell you, feel me say what, I don't know what
you're talking to man.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You know, hey, dog, all I'm trying to say, you know,
the brother trying to come in and get his hair
cut and walk out fitting like a man and not
walk out feeling violated man, because you didn't turn the
chair with your private part all up against my head
and my elbow and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Man, all of them all, boy, you know what I'm
saying that I'm on. You know I'm trying to talk
to you. Do you feel me?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But not?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
You don't run me wrong. I ain't no punk trying here.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You understand me.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Ain't no punk flying that. Then keep it off my hand.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Let me tell you something I'm gonna saying over here.
You your stupid. So I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
You're back.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You understand me? Quick play no pump over here.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
This is.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Shot.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I hear what you're saying. But let me explain. Some
of you were using your hips and your private section
like a being ball machine.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
And I'm gonna tell you what now, I will put
something on you. You come understand me. Come, I'm just
trying to come and get a hair cut.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm trying to get a hair cut and walk out
of there like a man, feeling like a man.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Hoping you up. I'm gonna hoping you up.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Do you understand you? Come on you I do something
to your what's you want to be told? This is
a bomber shot? Do you understand me?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Hold?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
What time? I got somebody have a cold run? You're
gonna come over here too?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Straight?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I bet you did. I don't, I don't, I don't.
Do you feel you know what?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You'll come up? Yeah, come on up, pillow and recognize
your shlf when you come up to you.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, okay, I'm gonna putting my real name on my shirt. Thing.
You want to know what my real name?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
That's what's up?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's what's okay? Then you might want to you want
you want to know what name gonna be on the shirt?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I want to know what gonna be?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Then the name on the shirt is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Shown. Man, say, broad man, you
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got hey, hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest and I.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you
want to move your hands so you know, because you
don't want when they when they move.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, But like Yeah. But see, like right now, they
don't even have to turn going once he go behind JUNR.
He like he just staying behind JR. Because he's headlined
back there now, so he ain't even got it. He
ain't got to turn to get to the front. The
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back is the front, The back is the front.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The back is the front. Done right, thank you, you're listening.
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