November 22, 2018 • 8 mins
Nephew Tommy is unhappy with the job that the plumber did!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tell me is what you're playing? Phone called the plumber,
the plumb what's the defiance in your word? We've been
called the damn plumber, the plumber? O. Nah, hello, yeah,
I'm trying to reach it. Mr Mrs. How you're doing?
You you're the person that does the plumbing work, am
(00:22):
I right? Yeah? Yeah, Now my wife got some work
done for you. You come by the house, now, do
you know, I know you probably got quite a bit
of work. I do so many throughout the day, so
I have it on my receiver. I can look at
about three days ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can recall there.
(00:47):
Yeah it was tallet was backed up and was overflowing
and yeah yeah yeah, I can recall. And then something's
wrong with the sinking there too, and that that had
a leak in the back of it. Yea had a
leak in the back and uh, and I've done that.
I fixed that there for you. And uh. I took
that toilet that I had around the bottom of your
(01:07):
base and the toilet base there. I had to take
that up and and retape itcause that tape head came
came loose. It was kind of older. And you know,
I went through that and done all that, and and
saved it up and sealed it up and and I
re based at seal back there on your in the toilet,
and and your sink had a little leak back there
in the back. I fixed that, because you know, that
was really easy. Now, So well, now I see that
(01:30):
that's something that went wrong with the toilet. Not did
you did you put another pipe or something that you
reroute a pipe or anything? No, No, like I said,
all I did. I took the base of it off there,
and I taped it up where that that old tape there,
and then I'll put me some cement which was was
wash with my pipe there, and I and I sealed
(01:53):
it all up, and I checked it out and let
it drive and see if it leaked, and it didn't leak.
And I put your base back on and you and
then then then you had a little leak there in
your sink and that was on the top of the
your nozzle there, and I fixed that. I'm gonna tell you,
because I'm gonna be honest with you and tell you
I'm not happy with what I got. You happy with it? No, Now,
(02:16):
let me tell you what's happening. Now, say somebody in
the bathroom and they flushed that tilet right right when
they flushed that tilet come out the sink in the kitchen.
Oh till that say that what you did again? I said,
when they flushed the tilet in the bathroom, come out
(02:38):
to shank in the kitchen. It come out in the
kitchen like that. I don't know what how you wrapped
something like you didn't You didn't miss routed or something. No,
I didn't. I didn't route anything. All I did was
fixed and put the tape on there, so I fixed
the leak that was you know, your it's a base
of your toilet. I didn't rewrote anything. I don't. I don't.
I don't understand. How can you reroute a pipe? I don't.
(03:02):
That's not right to go into your kitchen and shoot,
we'll shoot crap out of your kitchen like that. I
don't know what what what you did when you was
up onderd and how you rerouted something. But that's what happened,
and it's got, it's got. It's going from the from
that bathroom. When you flush that toilet, it come out
in my sink in my kitchen. Now what's bad about
(03:23):
it is this morning I'm in there cooking and what
your name again? My name is? They called me okay?
And is coming out of your in my in my
kitchen now this morning I set out some red beans
and rice to cook, and I put my beans on
not not I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen at me.
(03:44):
I've been cooking all. I'm trying to be professional about
this because you know, I guarantee my work. I've been
doing this over twenty years. And then one thing I do,
I guarantee of work. And I'm real proud about the
things that you know I do. But what what did
you have anybody else over there working on your pipes?
Ain't nobody in your kitchen. I did with your bathroom?
You is the bathroom. Don't have anything to do with
(04:09):
your kitchen. That's through a pipe, have anything to do
with one? Then explain that coming through my sink and
my kitchen. I can't explain it coming from you your seek.
I can only explain that's in the toilet, in your
se I have no idea. I'm gonna listen because that
thing got me rounded up. Listen now what it is? It? Well,
(04:29):
you got me kind of wrapped up here, because you
know like I said, I do this here and I've
been notable for twenty years, and that's first time I
ever heard anything like that didn't happen that I ain't
never seen it. Well, I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting.
The big cooked to cook red beans all day and
not now find out that it's sitting in some dirty
water like that. You don't smell the water when you
was in the in your seat because I didn't had
(04:51):
a loud h s. I didn't spare nothing that it's
more earlier this morning, I washed my hand and I
didn't I washed high in there. That's your what it
smell like a baggy. I'm just, I just I just
refused to believe that the work I did on your
toilet and there taking some stuff up and seeming some
(05:11):
stuff up and on your seat and anything to do
with crap me and shout out to damn kitchen scene. Well,
I tell you, what what I need to do is
for you to get your back over here and fix
it because this here ain't a good job and I
don't recommend nobody using you. Well, first of all, why
I'm trying to be professional about it, and you custened me,
(05:33):
and that ain't gonna getting nothing done once come out
my pike, it was no longer professional. Not you had
somebody else over there doing something in your scene. I
ain't had nobody. Do you have a girl? It ain't
the whaling and crap coming out of my guard. You
get your back over and you fixed what you're bold
(05:54):
to fix, and fix it right now. I'm not paying
another damn dying for it sexually. Ain't I tried to
me professional about it. I'm listening to what you gotta say.
I shout hum a long time ago, but I get
her team of work, and I'm trying to, you know,
deal with the customers. When I left it, I told
that presson toilet, She for toilet. She ran the faster
(06:16):
in the path room. We ain't no problems. You don't
have somebody else old now that doing whatever. Lord knows
what I don't. I damn sure I don't know. Do
you know? I ain't none of my bed I ate
some of them red beans and not what bothered me? Now?
I feel sick to mus thumb. I'm feeling like red
means and what here? You know? Thew It's like you
(06:37):
you you cleary. Hell, I'm gonna make you dick something
the red beans. If you don't come thick deep pipe,
you can go ahead. I'm trying to be professional. I
told you, I'm doing my job. I did it the
best I know I could. And when I got when
I left there one nothing leaking one pipe. Don't go
with the other like I don't get over in sixtep pipe.
(06:57):
That was you. You you kiss because I know well
I did. I'll stand the job over down. You ain't
done nothing. If I got them in the right, stick
them up, you and your pipes, and I don't give
a damn I know what's coming up, right, I ain't
done nothing over there in your damn kitchen to have
(07:19):
you don't sit with me. I got one more thing
I want to say to you. If you're listening, I'm
listening to you. This is Nephew timing from the Steve
Harvey Martin Show. You just got played by your boy?
You kidding me? Man, y'all y'all crazy man, Hey man,
(07:43):
I gotta ask you big time. What is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Show y'all got me this morning? Man? What are you
saying I'm a woman. I'll tell you what. What we're
gonna do is it here. Me and you're gonna get
together and we're gonna prank. How about that you had
(08:04):
the time taking it? Y'all cool with that? Yes, I'm
just asking y'all cool with it, alright? Diploma not mean
I catch myself, but I might have went a bit
far on that. But you know, I won't know who
(08:26):
said what.
Tell me is what you're playing? Phone called the plumber,
the plumb what's the defiance in your word? We've been
called the damn plumber, the plumber? O. Nah, hello, yeah,
I'm trying to reach it. Mr Mrs. How you're doing?
You you're the person that does the plumbing work, am
(00:22):
I right? Yeah? Yeah, Now my wife got some work
done for you. You come by the house, now, do
you know, I know you probably got quite a bit
of work. I do so many throughout the day, so
I have it on my receiver. I can look at
about three days ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can recall there.
(00:47):
Yeah it was tallet was backed up and was overflowing
and yeah yeah yeah, I can recall. And then something's
wrong with the sinking there too, and that that had
a leak in the back of it. Yea had a
leak in the back and uh, and I've done that.
I fixed that there for you. And uh. I took
that toilet that I had around the bottom of your
(01:07):
base and the toilet base there. I had to take
that up and and retape itcause that tape head came
came loose. It was kind of older. And you know,
I went through that and done all that, and and
saved it up and sealed it up and and I
re based at seal back there on your in the toilet,
and and your sink had a little leak back there
in the back. I fixed that, because you know, that
was really easy. Now, So well, now I see that
(01:30):
that's something that went wrong with the toilet. Not did
you did you put another pipe or something that you
reroute a pipe or anything? No, No, like I said,
all I did. I took the base of it off there,
and I taped it up where that that old tape there,
and then I'll put me some cement which was was
wash with my pipe there, and I and I sealed
(01:53):
it all up, and I checked it out and let
it drive and see if it leaked, and it didn't leak.
And I put your base back on and you and
then then then you had a little leak there in
your sink and that was on the top of the
your nozzle there, and I fixed that. I'm gonna tell you,
because I'm gonna be honest with you and tell you
I'm not happy with what I got. You happy with it? No, Now,
(02:16):
let me tell you what's happening. Now, say somebody in
the bathroom and they flushed that tilet right right when
they flushed that tilet come out the sink in the kitchen.
Oh till that say that what you did again? I said,
when they flushed the tilet in the bathroom, come out
(02:38):
to shank in the kitchen. It come out in the
kitchen like that. I don't know what how you wrapped
something like you didn't You didn't miss routed or something. No,
I didn't. I didn't route anything. All I did was
fixed and put the tape on there, so I fixed
the leak that was you know, your it's a base
of your toilet. I didn't rewrote anything. I don't. I don't.
I don't understand. How can you reroute a pipe? I don't.
(03:02):
That's not right to go into your kitchen and shoot,
we'll shoot crap out of your kitchen like that. I
don't know what what what you did when you was
up onderd and how you rerouted something. But that's what happened,
and it's got, it's got. It's going from the from
that bathroom. When you flush that toilet, it come out
in my sink in my kitchen. Now what's bad about
(03:23):
it is this morning I'm in there cooking and what
your name again? My name is? They called me okay?
And is coming out of your in my in my
kitchen now this morning I set out some red beans
and rice to cook, and I put my beans on
not not I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen at me.
(03:44):
I've been cooking all. I'm trying to be professional about
this because you know, I guarantee my work. I've been
doing this over twenty years. And then one thing I do,
I guarantee of work. And I'm real proud about the
things that you know I do. But what what did
you have anybody else over there working on your pipes?
Ain't nobody in your kitchen. I did with your bathroom?
You is the bathroom. Don't have anything to do with
(04:09):
your kitchen. That's through a pipe, have anything to do
with one? Then explain that coming through my sink and
my kitchen. I can't explain it coming from you your seek.
I can only explain that's in the toilet, in your
se I have no idea. I'm gonna listen because that
thing got me rounded up. Listen now what it is? It? Well,
(04:29):
you got me kind of wrapped up here, because you
know like I said, I do this here and I've
been notable for twenty years, and that's first time I
ever heard anything like that didn't happen that I ain't
never seen it. Well, I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting.
The big cooked to cook red beans all day and
not now find out that it's sitting in some dirty
water like that. You don't smell the water when you
was in the in your seat because I didn't had
(04:51):
a loud h s. I didn't spare nothing that it's
more earlier this morning, I washed my hand and I
didn't I washed high in there. That's your what it
smell like a baggy. I'm just, I just I just
refused to believe that the work I did on your
toilet and there taking some stuff up and seeming some
(05:11):
stuff up and on your seat and anything to do
with crap me and shout out to damn kitchen scene. Well,
I tell you, what what I need to do is
for you to get your back over here and fix
it because this here ain't a good job and I
don't recommend nobody using you. Well, first of all, why
I'm trying to be professional about it, and you custened me,
(05:33):
and that ain't gonna getting nothing done once come out
my pike, it was no longer professional. Not you had
somebody else over there doing something in your scene. I
ain't had nobody. Do you have a girl? It ain't
the whaling and crap coming out of my guard. You
get your back over and you fixed what you're bold
(05:54):
to fix, and fix it right now. I'm not paying
another damn dying for it sexually. Ain't I tried to
me professional about it. I'm listening to what you gotta say.
I shout hum a long time ago, but I get
her team of work, and I'm trying to, you know,
deal with the customers. When I left it, I told
that presson toilet, She for toilet. She ran the faster
(06:16):
in the path room. We ain't no problems. You don't
have somebody else old now that doing whatever. Lord knows
what I don't. I damn sure I don't know. Do
you know? I ain't none of my bed I ate
some of them red beans and not what bothered me? Now?
I feel sick to mus thumb. I'm feeling like red
means and what here? You know? Thew It's like you
(06:37):
you you cleary. Hell, I'm gonna make you dick something
the red beans. If you don't come thick deep pipe,
you can go ahead. I'm trying to be professional. I
told you, I'm doing my job. I did it the
best I know I could. And when I got when
I left there one nothing leaking one pipe. Don't go
with the other like I don't get over in sixtep pipe.
(06:57):
That was you. You you kiss because I know well
I did. I'll stand the job over down. You ain't
done nothing. If I got them in the right, stick
them up, you and your pipes, and I don't give
a damn I know what's coming up, right, I ain't
done nothing over there in your damn kitchen to have
(07:19):
you don't sit with me. I got one more thing
I want to say to you. If you're listening, I'm
listening to you. This is Nephew timing from the Steve
Harvey Martin Show. You just got played by your boy?
You kidding me? Man, y'all y'all crazy man, Hey man,
(07:43):
I gotta ask you big time. What is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Show y'all got me this morning? Man? What are you
saying I'm a woman. I'll tell you what. What we're
gonna do is it here. Me and you're gonna get
together and we're gonna prank. How about that you had
(08:04):
the time taking it? Y'all cool with that? Yes, I'm
just asking y'all cool with it, alright? Diploma not mean
I catch myself, but I might have went a bit
far on that. But you know, I won't know who
(08:26):
said what.
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