The Postman Always Rings Twice - 09.30.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a surprise for y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
What.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I got a nice surprise. Yes, I got a surprise
for y'all. But I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait a
couple of days to give it to y'all. What and yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna have some surprises for the two of y'all. Okay,
So I just want to put y'all on. I'm just
because I gotta get it all wrapped up and tied
up and have it have it wrapped up for y'all. Right,
But I have a nephew, Timmy has a gift for

(00:26):
a caller and junior.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, what do you mean? Get ready?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, but you ain't gonna you ain't gonna have room. Well,
you're gonna have room to receive this. I'm not the lord.
You're gonna have room. But I got I got some
gifts for y'all. I think y'all gonna love it. So
just want to get y'all heads up.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Time. I got gifts coming, y'all. Way, Okay, so y'all
be ready, thank you? Okay, Okay, okay, you gotta stop
doing this to let me tell you why you'll sting.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm not the favorite person in my own family, my
mam will watch really Love she loved you, and I
get tied to hear about you weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Your name come up every week in this family. I'm
so you got a gift for me. Okay, I'm gonna
see what DC is.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I gotta gift. I got a gift. I got a gift.
So y'all be ready, I'll just tell you I got
all right, here's a panic. The prank of the day
is the postman. The postman always rings twice. The postman
always rings twice.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Let's go catch ok Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read Carlos.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's here.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Uh. My name Benny Man, Benny Phipps. Hey you. I
want to make sure I got the right person. You
You you work for a post office? Right? Uh? Yeah, okay?
Do you deliver mail off a Murphy Road?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Uh sometime?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, I'll live it. First of all, I
wanted to make sure I had the right postman. Now
it's been brought to my attention that there's a postman
that has been stopping by my house and I'm What
I'm not understanding is why are you bringing mail to
my door opposed to just put mail and the mailboxes
on the street where everybody got their mailboxes at.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
What do you say, is that again?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I live at Murphy Road, Murfey Road.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, I deliver over there, But he say, delivering package
at your house?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
and the polls. He here's way I'm trying to tell
your callos. My wife is at home all day, she
don't work. And my understanding is you've been stopping by
there on more than one occasion, on a daily basis.
You're coming by there two three times, you know. But
when I'm understanding, it ain't no mail being brought over that.

(02:35):
I'm trying to figure out what are you doing at
my house? Now? What really didn't been brought? All this
to a head because I already know what's going on.
Let me go on, let you know that, call o,
I do know what's going on. I picked up the
clothes from the cleaners this morning, and to my attention,
it's a man's post office shirt in my packet. What
color was it? It's blue?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Light blue.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, explain this to me. How your shirt getting my house?
Do you have my name on it?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Because that could mean anybody's shirt.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, so, so hold on. What you're trying to say
is some it's more postman stopping by my heart.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
guys in that in that neighborhood. You know, because I read.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
My problem man, My problem is this is that my
wife is at home all day every day. And my
understanding is that you stopping by the bringing more.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
First of all, that you can call you can call
the one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get
my numbers?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Do? I don't worry about that. I find ways how
you how you get my address? That you stopping by
that every morning?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
do I put another in a box and lift the package.
I don't get out assume me. I don't do that.
That wasn't me, dude.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I just you're clean us this morning and pick up clothes.
And it is a post office shirt in there that
belonged ever then it belonged to a man. That's got
to be it must be yours.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's none of mine, man, that's not mine.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
what this is. We're gonna do Carlos. Carlos, see what,
let me tell you something. I know you're lying. See
and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail
at my house. And I know it. Carlos. You understand me,
So listen, not me, dude, excuse me. That's not me.
You can't be mean. Let me let me tell you something.
When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna

(04:23):
be out there at them at the mailbox. Is waiting
on you for what? For what? Me? And you're gonna
have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when you
bring the mail. So when you bring the mail, bring
you too, Okay, Carlos.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
All of them ain't threatening me.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I'm telling you when you bring the mail, brank your two.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Jude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
ain't gotta come to me like that. Dude.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey man, you came up in my house and I
know you said on my shirt in my house. Dude,
that was not me.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I don't know where you live, I don't know who
the you are, but you threatened me.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Dude. Dude, Hey man, I'll see you in the morning
at the mailbox. Bring your Carlos.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house
with playing clothes on and whoop.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Ya what your son? You weren't for me?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Hey, this on where you met running road.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I won't tease the perfect roads. Bring your because what
you're not gonna keep doing is running up in my
house while I'm out at work trying to earn a
living for my family, and you up in my house
laying up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some
mason now, I guess that's what you use when you
spray on them dogs. I found that too.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray up
with that.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Mate. You will knock you out. So you're this, I
tell you, I'm gonna be a lot of intimate. I
waiting cars.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I can't wait till tomorrow and shoot me this. I
told you I wasn't the one. But if you want
to put me thrown for real.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, cool, I'll give up when I see your office,
when I see you tomorrow, it's old.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It's whatever hey you threading to me In all that,
I'll tell you what. I will come over there some
playing clothes and whoop be because you're not gonna make
me lose my job, dog, but I.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Never it's got to be. I don't care if you
if you're in the post office and the farm, I
don't give of you in your pajamas call oas. But
when you come to that mailbox and I find you
out there by the mailboxes, that's show man, because I
know you've been in my house.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Callos telling you.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm there. Okay, so be it there, so be it.
I got I got one more thing, euse. I want
to tell you when you before you get there, tell
me what.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You know I recall me.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Is you listening to me? Yeah? His nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your coworker.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
You you ain't this? Ain't this on from my rose?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Callos?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
All right, man, ah dude, I'm driving put over to
Saturn Road. I'm hanging out the truck. I'm about to
go crazy. I don't want my way to your house
right now. Put on my way to your house.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I know, God, damn man. I got one more thing
to ask you, man, what is what is the baddest
radio show in the land Steve.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Harvey Morning Radio Show, No doubt all the way.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Come on come on, let's get some praise up in here.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
On this time and Tuesday, we're pranking up in here.
Come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
For those of you that think the pranking has gone
too far, come.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
On, come on, you should go on Kirk Franklin's show.
Tell me that's what you should do.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I suld.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I like Kirk show, great show man, very open panel.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I like it. I like it.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Kirk how let your boy. Oh you know what I've
been through. I've been through enough storm. I can come
over there and shall a little bit up.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh, yes, yes you have.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
But you know what Tommy, you said to remind you
your shout out to d C w hu are.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
This past week. Yes, you and Monica were theirs.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yes, yes, yes, w h u R man, Bobby Gils, Darlene, Jim,
Jim Watkins. Jim Watkins was in the jail, Sonny and Sonny,
I met Sunny for the first time. Just a good,
good crew over at w h u R. We had
an incredible I thought it was gonna be rained out.
We had an incredible golf tournament. It rained going to

(08:21):
the course and didn't rain anymore after we had gotten there,
and people got to taste some of Timmy's what that's
my mama sausage.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
All right, well, congratulations Tommy, and thank you to DC.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
As always, w h

Speaker 3 (08:37):
U R you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show