The Preacher's Wife

Nephew Tommy pranks one wife about the stress her husband is under due to the lack of action in the "relations" department.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister Angela. Sister Angela, please,
how you doing. My name is brother Clayton. I'm calling
you from a Greater Baptist Church. How are you doing
this morning? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I know
that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one of

(00:22):
the candidates that we may be choosing to be our
pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes,
I'm I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll
make a very good candidate. Is a matter of fact.
Here at the church, we've been asking a lot of
the deacons and and and assistant uh ministers here have
been asking different questions, different things that they would be

(00:45):
doing once they became pastor, you know, like your first
one hundred days. What would you try and change here
at the church or try and make better? So to speak? Yet,
but what's here right now that you need to speak
to us? No, not right now? What what we decided
to do? Uh? Since Angela is actually called the wives
and asked them a few questions. Okay, that's a little different,

(01:08):
and we don't we don't want to take up too
much of your time. You know a lot of times. Uh.
If a pastor is stressed at home, nine times out
of tend, he's likely to be stressed at the church.
So I guess, my, my, My biggest question to you
is is your husband stressed at home? Uh? No, not

(01:30):
that I know of. He eats regularly, he's on a
good diet, you know, go to the doctor regularly. GE's
just physical. Um, pretty good at home. I don't have
a reason to believe that he's stressed. He certainly hasn't
brought anything to my attention. Okay, No, I don't. I don't.
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't think you
follow me? S since Angela, What I'm saying, is he

(01:53):
stressed behind closed doors? Is he stressed in that fashion? Um?
I'm not. I'm not too sure I follow you. You
said behind closed to What exactly what you mean by
that is he is he stressed? Uh? In y'all's relations

(02:13):
is he stressed? Are you asking me about my personal business? Brothers? Well,
what I'm saying is if he's stressed at home, he'll
be stressed at the church. And if he's stressed at
the church, then the members are stressed. Then the congregation
is stressed, so the stress start with you. Excuse me,
if you are making sure that he's all right at home,

(02:35):
he's gonna be all right at the church. I'm sorry, brother.
What was your name? Brother Clayton, Brother Clayton. I appreciate
you um conducting whatever interviews you guys need to conduct
with the candidates wives. I do think that's pretty much
personal territory and I really don't want to answer those
kind of questions. It's not personal since the Angela, when

(02:56):
is so many other people involved? See, that's why I'm
asking you the question, is your man stressed behind? I
could assure you that my husband is not stressed at home.
If I get your drift, he is not stressed behind
closed doors. Brother, and I would appreciate you if you
don't call. What these kind of questions are you asking

(03:16):
other candidates? Why these kind of questions? Well? I was
the one UH dedicated to call to give you a call,
and that's the question that I decided to come up
with because I want to know if a man is
gonna be stressed, because if he's gonna have tension at
at the church, then then the congregation are gonna have tension,
the church is gonna have tension, and the church cannot
move forward in the direction over. My husband and I

(03:38):
have been married twenty to five years, and they've been
twenty five good years. If you get my drift, Okay,
he is not stressed at home, and whatever goes on
at home, my husband has sense enough not to take
it to the church. That is not something he's gonna do.
So you don't see about anybody else being stressed at
the congregation in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we have together

(03:59):
at home. And I said, if you don't ask me
those kind of questions. But sometimes, well sometimes a woman
does not realize that that a husband is stressed. You
understand that there's a possible way that you don't know
that he's stressed. So how can you get let me
get your phone. A matter of fact, let me get
your full name. What's your first name. Let's just go
with brother Clayton right now. Could you please answer this question?

(04:21):
How can you guarantee that he is fully not stressed?
Brother Clayton calling the Lord real quick, hold on, Brother Clayton.
I'm an honorable woman. I'm a woman who stands by
my man. Okay, but you are asking me some questions
that's very personal, very private, very confidential. You are asking

(04:43):
me questions that that that a question is the safety
of my marriage? Okay, my husband is not stressed, and
I don't send him away from my home stressed. Okay,
how do you not know? What are you doing to
make sure that this is less stressed? Clayton, I'm about

(05:04):
to end this phone call. Okay, now, if you know,
we're not gonna end this phone call until that we
know we I need to know the Reverend Jonathan is
not stressed at home. They put they assigned me to
talk to you, and that's what I'm going to do,
and I'm going to leave. He is not stressed. I
don't know who told you that the man is not stressed.
If he has to stress around you, I bet you.

(05:25):
I bet you he's stressed because you're stressing me right
now now, we're both stressed out. How can we understand
that that man is not stressed. That's the end of
this conversation. Do you understand me? Give me your full
name right now, give me some intimate details, and then
I'll give you my number to cross the line. You
don't wait till my husband gets here. If this is
gonna cost him the candiacy, does this so be, We'll

(05:45):
find another church. I'd have some choice words for you
right now. I will give you my name right now.
Do you have a pen? Yes, I'm ana writer right now?
The letter n N is in Nancy pee moving slow.
I know how to speil n E p h e
W that nephew, your name is nephew Clayton. My name

(06:10):
ain't nephew Clayton. My name is nephew Tommy. From the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your husband,
Reverend Jonathan. You said, this is nephew Tommy. This is
from the Steve Harvey Morning it's your Your husband got

(06:32):
me to prank phone call you. Lord. I'm gonna kill it. Lord.
I don't mean that. Oh lor I didn't trust me,
sent me this morning. I can't believe I let him,
you know, planks before. Oh my god, Tommy, I will
tell you if this was twenty five years ago. Brother,

(06:55):
I cut up a storm. I'm so glad. I'm a
save woman. Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one
more thing? What is the baddest radio show in the
last The Steve Harvey Morning Show,