November 29, 2023 • 9 mins
Nephew Tommy pranks a man into believing that he's convinced that he's sleeping with his sick wife.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I
fixed him up for his queen.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't like the sound of that one.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We'll find out what it's all about just a few.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, got a great mate, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
All right, Well here we'll find out what that's all
about just a few because.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Right now it is the nephew's turn for the prank
phone call of the day.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
What you got for his nep.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Before we get into the prank, let me say this.
Everybody been asked me about my my my cancer merchandise
don't cancer me out dot com? So listen, so everybody
wants to know what it is. Don't cancer me out
dot com. You go to don't cancer me out dot com.
I got I have a paraphernalia for whatever cancer your
friend loved one has. All you have to do is
go to don't cancer Me out dot com. You can
(00:55):
click on any of them. Every every cancer has its
own color ribbon, all right, minus thyroid, so it has prquoise, purple,
and pink. As you know, breast cancer is pink by itself.
So every one of them has its own ribbon. We
got hats, I got hoodies, I got shirts, I got
water bottles. Don't cancer me out dot com. It is
(01:15):
just some encouragement that you.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
What is black on?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, what is the color black on?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It just coming out.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I have a hendsl But.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've decided probably not best to say that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So let's just move home, because that wh filtering himself.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, some go don't cancer me out, doc. I'm not
playing this foolishness. Don't cancer me out dot com. It's
a great gift to give somebody. It's some great encouragement
for somebody that's going through the storm. All right, do
that for me. Now, get to the prank. Today's title
is thick and shut in. Thick and shut in. Y'all
(01:51):
already know that's part of the church, thick and study in.
You already know some people that used to be on
that list. I used to know mister Euler may step
you always on the stick. Let's go catch.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'm trying to be speaking. You got him? How you
telling you that I'm doing I ain't doing too good.
You'd never been over there praying for my wife again?
Right right, right, yes, sir, you have came over here
three times in one week. My wife and already went
through the operation and all that she's gonna be praying.
I don't need you over a praying three times a week,
(02:26):
because honestly, I think it's something else on your mind
when you come over here praying for my wife. I
ain't stupid, brother.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You kind of hold it, brother, this brother, this is well.
Your wife was on the sick and shut aing list.
I rever asked you to come by. Rever ain't requested
that I come by.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black
to my house for no three times in one week, man,
So you can cut that down with me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You cut that hold it, brother. I came with Sister
Georgia the first time. The second time I came by
myself because she was able to come by, and I
only stayed fifteen minutes these time. So what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Could I already know what you what you're doing. I
know you're trying to holler at my wife.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I ain't stu hop at your wife.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I have a wife.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Why would I have with your wife?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
She's probably already you already know what you already know
what you're doing. Man, you up in there other my
wife wind, wind up. Why nobody at the house. I
already know what you do. Let me tell you something.
Keep your black away from my house. If you want
to pray for my wife play.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I'm gonna wait, man, wait minute, wait man, already, you
can't talk to you nobody, that's what you're gonna now, Brother,
ain't gonna be none of that. It ain't gonna be
none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother, and
I okay, Now, first of all, you're not gonna disrespect
me and curse me out. Okay, that's not even the
way brother should be talking to brother. Second of all,
(03:56):
if there's any laying on the hands, it's gonna be
my hands laying on you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, late, late, I know I'm trying to my wife.
If I find what you man, you know that you
mess around with my wife, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Be I'm crazy, trying to be crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm just letting you. I'm gonna say it one more time,
keep your black off around my You know.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
First of all, I told you once again, you can't
be talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to
be cool about the situation because I know you may
be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I
have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was
coming out to.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
My wife and go out with your wife.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I do spend my time with my wife.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I do you know your house? Maybe I need to
come on your house and let your wife. Well, you're
welcome to maybe come come to come late something over
there on? Huh now? Sure? Trying to do it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Hold older one man, Older one man, I told you
before being disrespectful now that it was a very idiotic
statement for you to make.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay, that's what's gonna happen. If I catch your black
drift my house again, I'm gonna play this man, and
then I'm getting on the phone with you, you, your
pastor any more of them, because if anybody come by
my house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.
That's a promise, you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother,
if there's gonna be any whooping going on, I'll be
(05:24):
kicking your I'm gonna lay my hands on you and
I'm gonna give you a good, sanctified whooping, and then I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you
by this foot, I'm gonna put up, okay, because I've
had it with you, you know. And I only went by
to visit your wife because I was asked to go
visit your wife. Now that was a problem. You should
have caused a pastor. Okay, but you're not gonna disrespect
me my wife to church on the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Life.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
If you want to do somebody, you can meet me
any place. Well, I'll be as a matter of fact,
I can go anywhere I want in this town. If
I be at your house talking to your wife, if
the path asks me to go, I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay. You you know, you just you know. It's just
a stupid brother. Okay. You need to come to one.
You need to come to church more off. And that's
the problem. You don't come to church more often. If
you come to church more off, you want to be
talking to me like that. You wouldn't be worried about
me and your wife because there must be something wrong
(06:23):
in your house. You be worried about me fooling with
your wife. Okay, so you need to check her, Okay,
how about that?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Why don't you do that?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Why don't you why don't you just check her? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Tommy said, you the one that's cheating with with my wife.
That's that's that's all. I know who Tommy, let me
say you Tommy the one said Thoma said, you the
one that's cheating around with my wife.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Tommy who? Who?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Who is Tommy? Tommy Who? This nephew Tommy Man? But
this is nephew Tommy Boby Morning Show Man, your church
member got me the pray bawl.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Not wrong for that?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know you're wrong. You're long.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know, y'all a high way to hell, all of y'all.
You know none stop no, you know y'all just you
know y'all just gone. You know, ain't no stop signed,
you know.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I finna go.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm gonna pray for all of y'all, all of your brothers.
And if you tell me Steve Hobby bus wrong for that, okay,
I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check out. I'm finna go.
I said, I don't talk to you all no more.
I'm praying for all.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I'm mona say, hey, brother, puse you go? Man? What's
you gotta tell me? What's the baddest radio show with
the lamb Man Steve Hobby Morning The Show and now
you have it.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Put some stupid on that.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Put this on my stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's all I am. Just put a little speck on
my stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Do you know that's one of my favorite all time
interviews bird Man on the Breakfast Club. I was going
all time favorite interviews. All Tria, y'all, all tria.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I said my talk. I love bird Man. That's my dude.
I only want that could have went either way right there.
That looked real scary. I ain't saying nothing about bird Man.
I got spec on his name all right, the something
fifteen through the seventeenth Nate Jackson's Super Funny Comedy Club, Tacoma, Washington.
And then on the other side in twenty twenty four
(08:30):
MLK Weekend, the Nephew is coming to the Comedy Zone
in Jacksonville, Florida. That's January twelfth through the fourteen. I
got about whining dates already lined. That's how you do
next year, That's how you come into twenty four.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He swangonyess, sir Tommy, I'm gonna put his hattoo on
my face and start talking crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You put a tattoo on my face? I'm gonna put
two tears on my cheek like I gotna killed two people.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thank you nephew coming up next.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I'm about eight tears on my face, just crying all time.
My face is eighteen subjects. I faced him up for
his queen. We'll get into the put eight tiers on
each side of my face.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Sixteen This leta
Speaker 4 (09:17):
You're listening Day, Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I
fixed him up for his queen.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I don't like the sound of that one.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We'll find out what it's all about just a few.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, got a great mate, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
All right, Well here we'll find out what that's all
about just a few because.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Right now it is the nephew's turn for the prank
phone call of the day.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
What you got for his nep.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Before we get into the prank, let me say this.
Everybody been asked me about my my my cancer merchandise
don't cancer me out dot com? So listen, so everybody
wants to know what it is. Don't cancer me out
dot com. You go to don't cancer me out dot com.
I got I have a paraphernalia for whatever cancer your
friend loved one has. All you have to do is
go to don't cancer Me out dot com. You can
(00:55):
click on any of them. Every every cancer has its
own color ribbon, all right, minus thyroid, so it has prquoise, purple,
and pink. As you know, breast cancer is pink by itself.
So every one of them has its own ribbon. We
got hats, I got hoodies, I got shirts, I got
water bottles. Don't cancer me out dot com. It is
(01:15):
just some encouragement that you.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
What is black on?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, what is the color black on?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It just coming out.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I have a hendsl But.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've decided probably not best to say that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So let's just move home, because that wh filtering himself.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, some go don't cancer me out, doc. I'm not
playing this foolishness. Don't cancer me out dot com. It's
a great gift to give somebody. It's some great encouragement
for somebody that's going through the storm. All right, do
that for me. Now, get to the prank. Today's title
is thick and shut in. Thick and shut in. Y'all
(01:51):
already know that's part of the church, thick and study in.
You already know some people that used to be on
that list. I used to know mister Euler may step
you always on the stick. Let's go catch.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I'm trying to be speaking. You got him? How you
telling you that I'm doing I ain't doing too good.
You'd never been over there praying for my wife again?
Right right, right, yes, sir, you have came over here
three times in one week. My wife and already went
through the operation and all that she's gonna be praying.
I don't need you over a praying three times a week,
(02:26):
because honestly, I think it's something else on your mind
when you come over here praying for my wife. I
ain't stupid, brother.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You kind of hold it, brother, this brother, this is well.
Your wife was on the sick and shut aing list.
I rever asked you to come by. Rever ain't requested
that I come by.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black
to my house for no three times in one week, man,
So you can cut that down with me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You cut that hold it, brother. I came with Sister
Georgia the first time. The second time I came by
myself because she was able to come by, and I
only stayed fifteen minutes these time. So what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Could I already know what you what you're doing. I
know you're trying to holler at my wife.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I ain't stu hop at your wife.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I have a wife.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Why would I have with your wife?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
She's probably already you already know what you already know
what you're doing. Man, you up in there other my
wife wind, wind up. Why nobody at the house. I
already know what you do. Let me tell you something.
Keep your black away from my house. If you want
to pray for my wife play.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I'm gonna wait, man, wait minute, wait man, already, you
can't talk to you nobody, that's what you're gonna now, Brother,
ain't gonna be none of that. It ain't gonna be
none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother, and
I okay, Now, first of all, you're not gonna disrespect
me and curse me out. Okay, that's not even the
way brother should be talking to brother. Second of all,
(03:56):
if there's any laying on the hands, it's gonna be
my hands laying on you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, late, late, I know I'm trying to my wife.
If I find what you man, you know that you
mess around with my wife, it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Be I'm crazy, trying to be crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm just letting you. I'm gonna say it one more time,
keep your black off around my You know.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
First of all, I told you once again, you can't
be talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to
be cool about the situation because I know you may
be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I
have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was
coming out to.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
My wife and go out with your wife.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I do spend my time with my wife.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I do you know your house? Maybe I need to
come on your house and let your wife. Well, you're
welcome to maybe come come to come late something over
there on? Huh now? Sure? Trying to do it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Hold older one man, Older one man, I told you
before being disrespectful now that it was a very idiotic
statement for you to make.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay, that's what's gonna happen. If I catch your black
drift my house again, I'm gonna play this man, and
then I'm getting on the phone with you, you, your
pastor any more of them, because if anybody come by
my house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.
That's a promise, you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother,
if there's gonna be any whooping going on, I'll be
(05:24):
kicking your I'm gonna lay my hands on you and
I'm gonna give you a good, sanctified whooping, and then I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you
by this foot, I'm gonna put up, okay, because I've
had it with you, you know. And I only went by
to visit your wife because I was asked to go
visit your wife. Now that was a problem. You should
have caused a pastor. Okay, but you're not gonna disrespect
me my wife to church on the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Life.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
If you want to do somebody, you can meet me
any place. Well, I'll be as a matter of fact,
I can go anywhere I want in this town. If
I be at your house talking to your wife, if
the path asks me to go, I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay. You you know, you just you know. It's just
a stupid brother. Okay. You need to come to one.
You need to come to church more off. And that's
the problem. You don't come to church more often. If
you come to church more off, you want to be
talking to me like that. You wouldn't be worried about
me and your wife because there must be something wrong
(06:23):
in your house. You be worried about me fooling with
your wife. Okay, so you need to check her, Okay,
how about that?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Why don't you do that?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Why don't you why don't you just check her? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Tommy said, you the one that's cheating with with my wife.
That's that's that's all. I know who Tommy, let me
say you Tommy the one said Thoma said, you the
one that's cheating around with my wife.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Tommy who? Who?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Who is Tommy? Tommy Who? This nephew Tommy Man? But
this is nephew Tommy Boby Morning Show Man, your church
member got me the pray bawl.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Not wrong for that?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know you're wrong. You're long.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know, y'all a high way to hell, all of y'all.
You know none stop no, you know y'all just you
know y'all just gone. You know, ain't no stop signed,
you know.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I finna go.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm gonna pray for all of y'all, all of your brothers.
And if you tell me Steve Hobby bus wrong for that, okay,
I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check out. I'm finna go.
I said, I don't talk to you all no more.
I'm praying for all.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I'm mona say, hey, brother, puse you go? Man? What's
you gotta tell me? What's the baddest radio show with
the lamb Man Steve Hobby Morning The Show and now
you have it.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Put some stupid on that.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Put this on my stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's all I am. Just put a little speck on
my stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Do you know that's one of my favorite all time
interviews bird Man on the Breakfast Club. I was going
all time favorite interviews. All Tria, y'all, all tria.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I said my talk. I love bird Man. That's my dude.
I only want that could have went either way right there.
That looked real scary. I ain't saying nothing about bird Man.
I got spec on his name all right, the something
fifteen through the seventeenth Nate Jackson's Super Funny Comedy Club, Tacoma, Washington.
And then on the other side in twenty twenty four
(08:30):
MLK Weekend, the Nephew is coming to the Comedy Zone
in Jacksonville, Florida. That's January twelfth through the fourteen. I
got about whining dates already lined. That's how you do
next year, That's how you come into twenty four.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
He swangonyess, sir Tommy, I'm gonna put his hattoo on
my face and start talking crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
You put a tattoo on my face? I'm gonna put
two tears on my cheek like I gotna killed two people.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thank you nephew coming up next.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I'm about eight tears on my face, just crying all time.
My face is eighteen subjects. I faced him up for
his queen. We'll get into the put eight tiers on
each side of my face.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Sixteen This leta
Speaker 4 (09:17):
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