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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nept today? All right, Shirley.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Now everybody has one, all right, whether you believe it
or not, everybody has one. Now those of you are
that on your way to work this morning, if you're
riding in the car with your wife, if you're riding
in the car with your husband, what you need to
know is everybody has a work spouse, work wife, work husband.
Everybody got one. Everybody got one. I'm just telling you.
I'm telling they do.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
They do. Call they do, they do.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Everybody got one, you know, and and and trust me,
it's it's it's dysfunctional, just like the one at home.
It is. It's just as bad. Oh my god, it's
just as bad. But this right here is called the
work husband. Okay, the work husband. All right, brace yourself.
(00:52):
Let's go cat docor Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Gary. Gary. Who's this? Hello?
Is this hey? This is Tony Man. I work with
your wife, Pam. All right, she's fine, she's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm one of a coworkers.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've
been working with her quite some time. I'm kind of
like what they call her her work husband.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You may have heard her mentioned me before, Tony.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Wait wait wait, wait, back up, back up, because I may.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Be a little sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What did you say a husband?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No? No, no, no, no, no no no, nothing like that. Man,
It ain't but one husband here. Okay, now I got that.
I'm a work husband, you know, you know, like, you know,
be just something playful at the job. They be saying,
what are you talking about? Well, you know, it's just
just something, you know, playful. They be saying. You know, uh,
when you hang around somebody a lot, they say he's
a work husband or your work wife, you know, something
(01:46):
like that. But not not nothing nothing heavy, nothing heavy
at all. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
All right, what's what's up? Man? I mean what's up?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well? I was calling man, trying to ask you how long?
How long have you and Pam been married?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
But wait, what's what's your name again?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
My name is Tony?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, we've been married about eight or nine years.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean, what's up? How long do you do? If
you don't mind me asking? How much longer do you
see y'all y'all being married?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I kind of do mind you? Okay, what hold up?
How'd you get this number again?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Man? Like, no, I got to I got to number
out out of pan's phone. Man, I wanted to call
you myself.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of
out of my wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I
don't even ask out, whoa whoa? Why are you in
my wife's phone?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Man? No, dude, I mean I just got it off
a desk. Man. I wanted to. I wanted to, you know,
I wanted to reach out to you man and kind
of have like a private conversation with you. That's all.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Well, what first, why are you and my wife's phone
you calling me?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I mean this this this how this this husband thing?
It really is really bowing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Me right now. Well, it's just it's just that's the
work husband, man, that's all it is. What is a work? Husband?
What are you?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
What are you doing with my wife?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know? That's just like you know, like you know,
I'll bring her some coffee and donuts to the job,
or you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man,
if she don't feel like going.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
My wife don't even like jonnut. If we got a
new coffee machine, just two weeks ago? So why are
you bringing my wife food?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Hey man? Listen, really, I really, I basically I just
called for this year. How long do you foresee y'all
being married to death?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Do us right? What the humanity? How long are we
gonna be married? What's your namby is? Tory?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Tony Man? Tony, Tony me, Tony.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I don't give a damn you ask you me this?
Hold on, let me let me call my wife.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hold on, hold on, say hold on hello Hello Gary,
Well Gary.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Look tam you better call me within two minutes. Right now,
it's ten thirty eight. You better call me my ted
for here you're black be sleeping outside?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Hello, Tory? Hello? Yes? Are you ask you that? Why
you call her?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Man?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
This gonna be a conversation me and you having together.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Hold on hear you're talking about you? You want wife's work? Husband?
It ain't but one husband up in here? What and
she don't cheap it? Kill death? Do us part? Now?
I'm glad you called me on a Friday. I'm so
glad because I got all weekend to think about that
Swiss And I'm gonna give you because this out here now.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He man, hey man, all I'm trying to figure out
how much time would do you think you want to
be married to her?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh? Yeah, this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better
get right with Jesus on Sunday? Because I gave dance team.
You're gonna meet a Monday morning. I'm taking my wife
up there early, and I want to see you black.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm just trying to out. All I'm saying is if
you didn't want to be be mad to any longer
than maybe we could work something out. That's all I'm
asking a.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Work out partner. All we need to work out is
be there Monday, because I'm sure the hell's gonna be
there fighting early Monday, waiting for your work husband. Mind.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, look, man, I'm gonna work. I'm not trying to look.
I don't try to do to help a deeper man
to man conversation with you.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Man, all right, you don't call me trying to both
you bringing my wife donuts and coffee and all up
in the phone. This ain't no decent conversations.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Hey, man, I'm her work husband. Everybody everybody, most people
have a work husband or work wife. Man, that's that's
not in the corporate work.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Work husband. You hear what I'm saying? What a work husband?
And you I'm gonna be there Monday eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Hey man, I'm not finishing. Go back. Look, you know
what I'm Finnah, just call Pam. I just call Pam.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I only call me back in about a minute and
fifteen seconds. We're gonna wait for her to call me back.
Work husband, minds miss on a Friday?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, Well that it was just it was just a question. Man.
I'm just trying to see if you didn't want to,
maybe we could work.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm out if I find out if this is any
truth to anything you're saying. Oh it's joe be the
lay out on the nights.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Ain't nobody finna do nothing to my baby? I mean,
ain't nobody gonna do what did.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You just tell my wife your baby?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
No, man, I'm doing Monday and this.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Is for work.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Husband.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Hey man, I'm not I got one more thing I
need to say to you.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Man, No, you got nothing to say to me said
on Monday.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, No, No, I got something else I need to
say to you. Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up
there on Monday at eight.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, I got I got one more thing I need
to say.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You got nothing to say to me yourself Monday? I
got I do.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Got one more thing to say to you.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Go ahead, go ahead, I say that you listening. I'm
listening this for work coverage.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, just what I want to tell you? Tell me
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your brother Eric.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That I can't put you up to this. I'm so
glad this is joke. Somebody was about to die.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So you alright? Man?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh man, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You're all right. I need a drink, man, Man, yeah, many,
I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
what is the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Y'all crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And there you have it? Play too much?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh, it's hard to find a good work, wife, it
really is.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
We got a divorce me and you. I know, I
know it lasted for a while. It just I couldn't
take it. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
All right, work wife or not. I will be there
February the eighth at the sound stage the Great Sland
Baby Members, Tennessee, Memphis. The Nephew is coming to town.
Tickets are on sale right now, y'all come see your boy.
It been a few years, been a few years, all right.
Laying in the cut, layding the cut, wearing my next
right after that, Lexington, Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky. That is March
(08:06):
maybe thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
The nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's been about five six years, Troy been up there,
so oh love, we got some work to do, don't we?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What we do?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
April Charlotte, North Carolina. That's April four, fifth and sixth,
get ready to get ready. And April nineteen, Jacksonville, Florida.
They're calling it an evening with Nephew Tommy, an evening
with Nephew Tumby.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have a arrived. When you get an evening, Lord,
that's big.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That's big.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I love it. That's it. That's my calendar for right now.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All right, Thank you you
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nept today? All right, Shirley.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Now everybody has one, all right, whether you believe it
or not, everybody has one. Now those of you are
that on your way to work this morning, if you're
riding in the car with your wife, if you're riding
in the car with your husband, what you need to
know is everybody has a work spouse, work wife, work husband.
Everybody got one. Everybody got one. I'm just telling you.
I'm telling they do.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
They do. Call they do, they do.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Everybody got one, you know, and and and trust me,
it's it's it's dysfunctional, just like the one at home.
It is. It's just as bad. Oh my god, it's
just as bad. But this right here is called the
work husband. Okay, the work husband. All right, brace yourself.
(00:52):
Let's go cat docor Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Gary. Gary. Who's this? Hello?
Is this hey? This is Tony Man. I work with
your wife, Pam. All right, she's fine, she's fine.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm one of a coworkers.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've
been working with her quite some time. I'm kind of
like what they call her her work husband.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You may have heard her mentioned me before, Tony.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Wait wait wait, wait, back up, back up, because I may.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Be a little sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What did you say a husband?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No? No, no, no, no, no no no, nothing like that. Man,
It ain't but one husband here. Okay, now I got that.
I'm a work husband, you know, you know, like, you know,
be just something playful at the job. They be saying,
what are you talking about? Well, you know, it's just
just something, you know, playful. They be saying. You know, uh,
when you hang around somebody a lot, they say he's
a work husband or your work wife, you know, something
(01:46):
like that. But not not nothing nothing heavy, nothing heavy
at all. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
All right, what's what's up? Man? I mean what's up?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well? I was calling man, trying to ask you how long?
How long have you and Pam been married?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
But wait, what's what's your name again?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
My name is Tony?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, we've been married about eight or nine years.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean, what's up? How long do you do? If
you don't mind me asking? How much longer do you
see y'all y'all being married?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I kind of do mind you? Okay, what hold up?
How'd you get this number again?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Man? Like, no, I got to I got to number
out out of pan's phone. Man, I wanted to call
you myself.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of
out of my wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I
don't even ask out, whoa whoa? Why are you in
my wife's phone?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Man? No, dude, I mean I just got it off
a desk. Man. I wanted to. I wanted to, you know,
I wanted to reach out to you man and kind
of have like a private conversation with you. That's all.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Well, what first, why are you and my wife's phone
you calling me?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I mean this this this how this this husband thing?
It really is really bowing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Me right now. Well, it's just it's just that's the
work husband, man, that's all it is. What is a work? Husband?
What are you?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
What are you doing with my wife?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know? That's just like you know, like you know,
I'll bring her some coffee and donuts to the job,
or you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man,
if she don't feel like going.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
My wife don't even like jonnut. If we got a
new coffee machine, just two weeks ago? So why are
you bringing my wife food?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Hey man? Listen, really, I really, I basically I just
called for this year. How long do you foresee y'all
being married to death?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Do us right? What the humanity? How long are we
gonna be married? What's your namby is? Tory?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Tony Man? Tony, Tony me, Tony.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I don't give a damn you ask you me this?
Hold on, let me let me call my wife.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hold on, hold on, say hold on hello Hello Gary,
Well Gary.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Look tam you better call me within two minutes. Right now,
it's ten thirty eight. You better call me my ted
for here you're black be sleeping outside?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Hello, Tory? Hello? Yes? Are you ask you that? Why
you call her?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Man?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
This gonna be a conversation me and you having together.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Hold on hear you're talking about you? You want wife's work? Husband?
It ain't but one husband up in here? What and
she don't cheap it? Kill death? Do us part? Now?
I'm glad you called me on a Friday. I'm so
glad because I got all weekend to think about that
Swiss And I'm gonna give you because this out here now.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He man, hey man, all I'm trying to figure out
how much time would do you think you want to
be married to her?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh? Yeah, this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better
get right with Jesus on Sunday? Because I gave dance team.
You're gonna meet a Monday morning. I'm taking my wife
up there early, and I want to see you black.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm just trying to out. All I'm saying is if
you didn't want to be be mad to any longer
than maybe we could work something out. That's all I'm
asking a.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Work out partner. All we need to work out is
be there Monday, because I'm sure the hell's gonna be
there fighting early Monday, waiting for your work husband. Mind.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, look, man, I'm gonna work. I'm not trying to look.
I don't try to do to help a deeper man
to man conversation with you.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Man, all right, you don't call me trying to both
you bringing my wife donuts and coffee and all up
in the phone. This ain't no decent conversations.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Hey, man, I'm her work husband. Everybody everybody, most people
have a work husband or work wife. Man, that's that's
not in the corporate work.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Work husband. You hear what I'm saying? What a work husband?
And you I'm gonna be there Monday eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Hey man, I'm not finishing. Go back. Look, you know
what I'm Finnah, just call Pam. I just call Pam.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I only call me back in about a minute and
fifteen seconds. We're gonna wait for her to call me back.
Work husband, minds miss on a Friday?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, Well that it was just it was just a question. Man.
I'm just trying to see if you didn't want to,
maybe we could work.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm out if I find out if this is any
truth to anything you're saying. Oh it's joe be the
lay out on the nights.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Ain't nobody finna do nothing to my baby? I mean,
ain't nobody gonna do what did.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You just tell my wife your baby?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
No, man, I'm doing Monday and this.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Is for work.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Husband.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Hey man, I'm not I got one more thing I
need to say to you.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Man, No, you got nothing to say to me said
on Monday.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, No, No, I got something else I need to
say to you. Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up
there on Monday at eight.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, I got I got one more thing I need
to say.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You got nothing to say to me yourself Monday? I
got I do.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Got one more thing to say to you.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Go ahead, go ahead, I say that you listening. I'm
listening this for work coverage.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Well, just what I want to tell you? Tell me
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your brother Eric.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That I can't put you up to this. I'm so
glad this is joke. Somebody was about to die.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So you alright? Man?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Oh man, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You're all right. I need a drink, man, Man, yeah, many,
I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
what is the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Y'all crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And there you have it? Play too much?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh, it's hard to find a good work, wife, it
really is.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
We got a divorce me and you. I know, I
know it lasted for a while. It just I couldn't
take it. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
All right, work wife or not. I will be there
February the eighth at the sound stage the Great Sland
Baby Members, Tennessee, Memphis. The Nephew is coming to town.
Tickets are on sale right now, y'all come see your boy.
It been a few years, been a few years, all right.
Laying in the cut, layding the cut, wearing my next
right after that, Lexington, Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky. That is March
(08:06):
maybe thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
The nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's been about five six years, Troy been up there,
so oh love, we got some work to do, don't we?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What we do?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
April Charlotte, North Carolina. That's April four, fifth and sixth,
get ready to get ready. And April nineteen, Jacksonville, Florida.
They're calling it an evening with Nephew Tommy, an evening
with Nephew Tumby.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I have a arrived. When you get an evening, Lord,
that's big.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
That's big.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I love it. That's it. That's my calendar for right now.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
All right, Thank you you
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