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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up in the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today subject I've
been a whole fool for eighteen years. But right now
the nephew is here with today's playing phone call what
you got enough? If I was a script, guess what
my name would be. Thunder Ball. That's the name. Call thunderbolts.
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Thunder Bull the boat to the stage man, bring thunder
Boat out. Names of weather, Kevin, you want to you
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just partner, cloud, drizzle, Stunned the boat. Let me start
together for spring showing you know what, but run the
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prank together for Wendy and years overcast. You don't need
some diabetic medicine disloyal to Hello, Hey man, let me
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not here? Who's coming? Hey? Let's stunned the boat from
the club man? What did you get in the boat? Hollo? Yeah, yeah,
this is on the boat man. What did she get in?
What you mean? What did you get in? Uh? She
ain't in here now, but you know what I mean?
What you need? Hey? Uh, I'm trying to actually get
an address and stuff. Man. She got me dancing this
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weekend on Saturday night, and I want to see it.
Make sure I got the address and everything. Everything still on.
You know, I don't already gave ut you dancing? So
what not? What you mean she got you dancing? She
asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.
So I went on and took off at the club.
And uh, you know, she don't already got my my
gall ain't she ain't had you do no mail dancing
my girls? She Now, I guess he goes to go
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to school at at night on weekends, so you know, naching. Okay, okay, okay,
let my name David, David fiance what yeah, that's my gass.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Squeakers been to getting married,
squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay, I'm David, right, Okay,
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that that's that's that's squeaking squeaking. Give me my girl.
You said you're a dancer. I dare said, man is
I'm Thunderbolt. But how do you know my girl? She
come to the club on Satiday. She asked me about
doing some dancing for this coming. Saydy, So she already
gave me half the money. He comes to the clubs
on on Saturdays. Now, my girl, she goes schools on Saturdays. Man,
you know now what Listen. First of all, I'm blowing
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away by you trying to tell me Squeaking married that
you got me really toe up with stuff. I don't know. No, no, Squeaky,
that's what we call her at the club, man. Man,
look at I'm not gonna get into all of that.
What I'm really calling about this she got me working
this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just
make sure that we're on for this week because I
didn't gave my spot up at the club. You're trying
to tell my girl hanging out of him buck making
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club with dance man. Squeak had been coming up in them, man,
for the last week. He's been there long enough. Nickname, No,
I don't know Squeaky for five years, squeakyd been coming. Man,
this this thunderbolt. Me and Squeaker go way back. No, man,
Well we're gonna handle when you get in here, and
you can you know, handle yours? Have you got to
handle it? Talk to whoever you got to to get
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your little money or whatever or no, no, no, no whatever.
I don't wait a minute, mane that that's not that
you're listening. Man, I can't get my slot back at
the club. That Squeaker got to give me the remaining balanced. Man,
even if she ain't gonna do, I need my other
winding balance to give you the rain bounce of nothing.
Hey man, I need to ring money money that that
she gave you. What's your saying? You can just count
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that out. Here's going to give your thing, Hey man,
under Boat gonna get his money. Man, I need my
one fi tunder Boats gonna get it. Well, then that's
what you got to do. And that's what you got
to do. Man, I tell you what that's for, thunderbook.
But any to getting no can talking about calling you
squeaky and all this whole ain't I ain't working for
to give money a Wayne to some bunder boat like
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it or whatever. Hey man, look man, it's Thunderboat. It
ain't lighting. It's Thunderboat lighting and work on Wednesday night.
There's Thunderboat. I don't know who you didn't talk to
already about that, but you need to haul that them.
But don't be calling here asking my girl to give
you some money and giving you because she don't make nothing.
I'm coming over there now and get my money from
Squeaky ain't. I ain't hear it. Don't make nothing. You
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think all the money around here, so you ain't gonna
get nothing from over unifier, So you can wipe that
your mind. I'm coming over there to get my money
from Squeaky today. You're coming over here. I'm coming over
there to get my money from Squeaky. Don't want I
ain't got time to play. I don't love my slot
at the club. See what you get. See if you
get some money, get your leg started coming over there
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to get the rest of his buney. You've been not
bringing over here because you come. But I'll tell you
what bringing them going over here? And I'm gonna show
you lighting it. I ain't know you got some money
on ready for she's lying here and give you money.
And the way I'm struggling, I tell you what you
bring your over you won't do and watch one so down.
Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm gonna come over
there and wait outside out so Squeaky to get there
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to get the rest of my money. That's what I'm
saying to you. You're gonna come over and said outside
what I'm gonna come over there and wait outside for
Squeaky get this so I could get the resume my
money over here and said outside my house. That's what
I'm gonna do with That's when it takes for me
to get my money from Squeaky. I'll tell you what
you've been over here there and sit outside of my
house and we can get you. See you blow the
hard one, that's what you do. You throw the horns.
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Come out there and meet you and let you know
what's going down the bush them and we meet. She
can see you all laid out, like, come on over
and get your money. I'm gonna to get my money
or its squeen. You on me a hundred and fifty
dollars and I've been to come get don't give what
she told you about undertid us. Mom is she giving you?
You gotta be happy with that. You want to come
over here talking about you want some more money. You
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know somebody old thunderboat or hundred and fifty dollars and
thunderboat gonna get his money. Better. Try to go and
dance at the club on on this weekend, so here
you will not be dancing at the talking about sitting
out front of mom. Squeaky gonna give me, my wimping.
You ain't even got nothing to do with this is
no way this transaction is between me and Squeaky. It
ain't got nothing to do with you, no way her
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name is, then it's got everything to do with me.
You come talking about chilling you from money, and I'm
going over here. I got your money, Come get you,
and I got your money right here. I gonna be
sitting out first waiting on you. Squeaky the one asked
for me to dance Saturday night. Squeaky, Yeah, I told
a three hundred dollars plus kills. Now I ain't gonna
getting no kills. Like I'll tell you where I am
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gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got one fifty
and I'm gonna get the other one fifty with Squeaky.
Get out. You ain't getting it from me. You're gonna
get your busson from me. I got one more thing
I need to say to you. What you're listening to me.
I'm listen. I can hear you. But this is Matthew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
cranked by your homeboy who This is Matthew Tommy, man
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from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your homeboy. God, you quiz to play too much? Man,
y'all had round this. I'm putting on boots. Man, I
got year. I'm gonna glad in. I got tykes and
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fat man. Man. Y'all bro I'd been glad with somebody.
Thank yo. I'm gonna get y'all got me. Y'all got me? Man,
I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
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Tickets on sale, right, none, all right, nephew, thank you.
Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letters, subject I've been
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