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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for us.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Now I'm gonna get I'm gonna get my my tied
away more stupid than yours.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here, let me tell you something. This right here is
triple casket. Triple cask.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You win.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We try to get three people in one cast. It's
triple cast. Yeah, we trying to get three. We try
and get three all in there together. Right here, it's
triple cast. The cat Dog if you would run.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It, Jains Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Uh hey, how you doing? You said, Calvin? Right, yes, sir,
how you Calvin? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. I'm calling. We've
got somebody that has passed actually three people passed away.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I thank you for that, man.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It was kind of expected, so you know, it wasn't
something that caught us off guard. But you know, but
all and all, you know we're still grieving about losing
our loved ones.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But uh, but I wanted to give you all a call.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We're trying to pick a particular funeral home on who
we want.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
To uh take care of the services.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay, we.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Can definitely help you with that. And uh, once again,
I just want to you know, just let you know
that we can pretty much do the whole game that
we we can make sure that you need to take
them from you know, from from now on, we're here
for you. She wanted to get that out. What is
your main need? Uh, you said, three people? Sir?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes, yes, yes, okay. I wanted to bring attention to you.
Do you guys customize casks?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
We even have a new thing where we can put
the picture of the person on the outside like a
semi gloss coding a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I don't need that on no goal or nothing
like that. Listen, listen. What I want to do. Is
it any way that you could maybe uh customize a
casket that can accommodate three people?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Uh? Yes, like we can. We can customize each individual
casket for each individual.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What I'm saying is if I want to like like
I said, like I say, Dee, I could they was
all close. You know, I don't have a problem with
all three of them being in the same casket.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I get you, uh, you know, to my knowledge is
as far as I've been in this business, I've never Uh,
I'm not really sure we can actually do that. I mean,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But what's the problem if we can get them all
in there?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And well, sir, I mean I think that's a I
don't even think if for one, it's legal in this
state or any state, three people in one casket and
ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that can
I say that we actually, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But if you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought
to be able to put as many people in there,
if you make it deep enough and wide enough, ought
to be get three people in there?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Well, the customization is is the outer side of the
casket and maybe you know some people uh even put
TV screens on the inside or some of their their
their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. Uh, we customize it
for that, you know, color wise.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Uh so what about when when is a person real
big uh, you know, a heavyset person. You know, you
got to have a casket that can accommodate the right.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, but okay, so so you ought to.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Be able to put you ought to be put three
people in one casket if they can fit.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
If you put two.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
One way, in one the other other way, and you
ought to be how three of them in there at
one time?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Is there anybody else around you and your family that
can help talk with me about this?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm talking right now.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my colathes
and get them straight, and I'm asking you can we
get them in a casket that one casket that can accommodate.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Three people if you put two pillows on body in.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's not something we're really uh that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Ain't used to doing, cabin but I'm calling you telling
you that's the way I want this customize.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
All right, brother, look brother, brother, just to chill out
with cuttings, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So we're trying to get three people are Yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
A standard plan. It'll be a low end standard plan
for three individual caskets.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We ain't got we don't have enough money for three
individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
for one casket. We just need this big enough. Man,
if you could get everybody in there and close the door.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I'm not gonna I'm not I don't want to go
back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
the time.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me
buildings that I need, like bury my family.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Don't you tell me you're gonna get three people in
the casket looking good.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We can't do that. We cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You out of that.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm the one going through bereavement.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I understand that, but you are, you're you use the
foul language. We can't do it, brother, you hear me.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, no, no, no, hold on my cousin them said they.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Wanted to use no, sir. No, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Look look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people,
and you gonna put all three of them in the
same casking man, two on one on one end and
one on the other.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
One.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Man, sir, if you're drinking, just stop.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I ain't nobody Let me tell you something. Man, Let
me say this to you. What your name?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Calvin? Right?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, yes it is, sir.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, so Calvin, Calvin, let me say this to you.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,
or Calvin, you gonna get your who you talking to?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's what's gonna now.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Now, No, now, that's it, right there, sir. I've been
trying to be as professional as I can. This whole
conversation is as crazy as it is. But now ain't
nothing crazy. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You told you I want you to be my cousin.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Come on down here. I got some places to put
your body and your cousin's body. How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Huh are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah? Because you you know you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You don't sound too confident. You don't sound too confident.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Calvin, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell
you right now, this ain't the place and I'm not
the one you will be in the ground messing with us.
Matter of fact, if you come here, i'ma you up.
How about that?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something. Calvin, me
and Tommy gonna be down there today. Then I'm bringing
Tommy with me.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Who is Tommy? Huh?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
There's a nephew tim Me from the Steve Show. Baby,
you just got prank, Calvin.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yo, y'all have me bring the whip. Tell ya? I
just want to know who.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That works?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yes, I'm a I'm a whip reggie. You bet watch
what you drink? You bet watch with you. I'm on
your to revenge red.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Hey, Calvin, give me this man, what's the baddest and I.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Y'all got got me? Got me?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Can you be more prouder than me and my ignorance today?
Can you be more proud? Yes, it ain't proud of
it ain't prouder prouder.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You don't say more more, right, You just say if
more prouder.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I'm more proud of my son than my My
wife feels I'm more prouder.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That Ain't that? More stupid or stupider?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Okay, those are your choice.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm more stupider or stupid? Is? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Stupid?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Stupid?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
What you got for us.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Now I'm gonna get I'm gonna get my my tied
away more stupid than yours.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here, let me tell you something. This right here is
triple casket. Triple cask.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You win.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
We try to get three people in one cast. It's
triple cast. Yeah, we trying to get three. We try
and get three all in there together. Right here, it's
triple cast. The cat Dog if you would run.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It, Jains Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Uh hey, how you doing? You said, Calvin? Right, yes, sir,
how you Calvin? How you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. I'm calling. We've
got somebody that has passed actually three people passed away.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I thank you for that, man.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It was kind of expected, so you know, it wasn't
something that caught us off guard. But you know, but
all and all, you know we're still grieving about losing
our loved ones.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But uh, but I wanted to give you all a call.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We're trying to pick a particular funeral home on who
we want.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
To uh take care of the services.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay, we.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Can definitely help you with that. And uh, once again,
I just want to you know, just let you know
that we can pretty much do the whole game that
we we can make sure that you need to take
them from you know, from from now on, we're here
for you. She wanted to get that out. What is
your main need? Uh, you said, three people? Sir?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes, yes, yes, okay. I wanted to bring attention to you.
Do you guys customize casks?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
We even have a new thing where we can put
the picture of the person on the outside like a
semi gloss coding a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I don't need that on no goal or nothing
like that. Listen, listen. What I want to do. Is
it any way that you could maybe uh customize a
casket that can accommodate three people?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Uh? Yes, like we can. We can customize each individual
casket for each individual.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What I'm saying is if I want to like like
I said, like I say, Dee, I could they was
all close. You know, I don't have a problem with
all three of them being in the same casket.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I get you, uh, you know, to my knowledge is
as far as I've been in this business, I've never Uh,
I'm not really sure we can actually do that. I mean,
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But what's the problem if we can get them all
in there?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And well, sir, I mean I think that's a I
don't even think if for one, it's legal in this
state or any state, three people in one casket and
ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that can
I say that we actually, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But if you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought
to be able to put as many people in there,
if you make it deep enough and wide enough, ought
to be get three people in there?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Well, the customization is is the outer side of the
casket and maybe you know some people uh even put
TV screens on the inside or some of their their
their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. Uh, we customize it
for that, you know, color wise.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Uh so what about when when is a person real
big uh, you know, a heavyset person. You know, you
got to have a casket that can accommodate the right.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, but okay, so so you ought to.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Be able to put you ought to be put three
people in one casket if they can fit.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
If you put two.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
One way, in one the other other way, and you
ought to be how three of them in there at
one time?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Is there anybody else around you and your family that
can help talk with me about this?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm talking right now.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my colathes
and get them straight, and I'm asking you can we
get them in a casket that one casket that can accommodate.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Three people if you put two pillows on body in.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's not something we're really uh that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Ain't used to doing, cabin but I'm calling you telling
you that's the way I want this customize.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
All right, brother, look brother, brother, just to chill out
with cuttings, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So we're trying to get three people are Yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
A standard plan. It'll be a low end standard plan
for three individual caskets.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We ain't got we don't have enough money for three
individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
for one casket. We just need this big enough. Man,
if you could get everybody in there and close the door.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I'm not gonna I'm not I don't want to go
back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
the time.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me
buildings that I need, like bury my family.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Don't you tell me you're gonna get three people in
the casket looking good.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We can't do that. We cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You out of that.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm the one going through bereavement.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I understand that, but you are, you're you use the
foul language. We can't do it, brother, you hear me.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, no, no, no, hold on my cousin them said they.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Wanted to use no, sir. No, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Look look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people,
and you gonna put all three of them in the
same casking man, two on one on one end and
one on the other.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
One.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Man, sir, if you're drinking, just stop.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I ain't nobody Let me tell you something. Man, Let
me say this to you. What your name?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Calvin? Right?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, yes it is, sir.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, so Calvin, Calvin, let me say this to you.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,
or Calvin, you gonna get your who you talking to?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's what's gonna now.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Now, No, now, that's it, right there, sir. I've been
trying to be as professional as I can. This whole
conversation is as crazy as it is. But now ain't
nothing crazy. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You told you I want you to be my cousin.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Come on down here. I got some places to put
your body and your cousin's body. How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Huh are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah? Because you you know you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You don't sound too confident. You don't sound too confident.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Calvin, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell
you right now, this ain't the place and I'm not
the one you will be in the ground messing with us.
Matter of fact, if you come here, i'ma you up.
How about that?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something. Calvin, me
and Tommy gonna be down there today. Then I'm bringing
Tommy with me.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Who is Tommy? Huh?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
There's a nephew tim Me from the Steve Show. Baby,
you just got prank, Calvin.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yo, y'all have me bring the whip. Tell ya? I
just want to know who.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
That works?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yes, I'm a I'm a whip reggie. You bet watch
what you drink? You bet watch with you. I'm on
your to revenge red.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Hey, Calvin, give me this man, what's the baddest and I.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Y'all got got me? Got me?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Can you be more prouder than me and my ignorance today?
Can you be more proud? Yes, it ain't proud of
it ain't prouder prouder.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You don't say more more, right, You just say if
more prouder.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I'm more proud of my son than my My
wife feels I'm more prouder.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That Ain't that? More stupid or stupider?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Okay, those are your choice.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm more stupider or stupid? Is? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Stupid?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Stupid?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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