September 11, 2024 • 9 mins
Three loved ones died around the same time and Fool #1 is trying to save money and asks the mortuary if they could bury them all together in the same casket. Possible or nah?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
figured it out, but he's still lying.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll get into that, find out what that is all
about in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's prank phone called nephew, what you
got for us for today?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, Shirley, we call him a few and a home
all right? Uh huh family. Three family members have passed.
Three family members have passed. It was expected. So what
I'm asking for is a triple cast, you know, one
that you can get all three of them in there.
You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, we just want to
be all together, just a triple.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Cast, side by side by side.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Were trying to save some money, y'all. Okay, what you
see that face?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm looking at you like Vice President Harris looked at
Trump lest just what.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, what are you?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
They're not tripping? We gotta save some money right here,
money in space. Okay, let's go cat dog, triple cat.
Let's take it on.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
J Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Uh hey, how you doing? Uh? You said Calvin? Right, yes,
sir how you.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Calvin, how you doing. My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles.
I'm calling. We've got somebody that uh has passed actually
three people passed away. I thank you for that, man.
It was kind of expected. H. So you know, it
(01:38):
wasn't something that caught us off guard. But you know,
but all in all, you know, we're still grieving about
losing our loved ones.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But uh, but I wanted to give you all a call.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're trying to pick a particular funeral home on who
we want to uh take care of the service.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, I can definitely help you with that. And uh,
once again, I just want to, you know, just let
you know that we can pretty much do the whole
game that we we can make sure that you need
to take them from you know, from from now on,
we're here for you. Wanting to get that out. What
is your main need? Uh you said three people? Sir?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yes, yes, yes, okay. I want to bring attention to you.
Do you guys customize caskets?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yes, we do, gold plating, uh, engraving. Uh. We even
have a new thing where we can put the picture
of the person on the outside like a semi gloss
coating a couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, don't. I don't need that on no goal or
nothing like that. Listen, listen. What I want to do.
Is it any way that you could maybe uh customize
a casket that can accommodate three people?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, like we we can. We can customize each individual
casket for each individual.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, no, no, Calvin, I ain't want to ask. What
I'm saying is if I want to like like I said,
like I say, deep, I could they was all close?
You know, I don't have a problem with all three
of them being in the same casket.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I get you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Uh, you know, to my knowledge, as far as I've
been in this business, I've never I'm not really sure
we can actually do that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I mean, I mean, I mean, but what's the problem
if we can get them all in there?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And well, sir, I mean I think that's a I
don't even think if for one, it's legal in this
state or any state. Uh, three people in one casket
and ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that
can I say that we actually you know, but.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
If you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought to
be able to put as many people in there if
you make it deep enough and wide enough to get
through people in there.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, the customization is is the outer side of the
casket and maybe you know some people uh even put
TV screens on the inside or some of their their
their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. Uh. We customize it
for that, you know, color wise.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Uh So what about when when is a person real
big uh, you know, a heavyset person, you know you
got to have a casket that can accommodate.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Them, right, yes, but okay, so so you want to
be able.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
To put you ought to be put three people in
one casket if they can fit, if you put two
one way in one other other way, and you ought
to be to have all three of them in there
at one time.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is there anybody else around you and your family that
can help talk with me about this?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I'm talking you right now.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my clothes
and get them straight, and I'm asking you can we
get them in a casket that one casket that can
accommodate three people if you put two pillows on the body.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's not something we're really.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Uh that ain't used to doing.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But I'm calling you, telling you that's the way I
want this customize.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
A right, all right, brother, look, brother, brother, just to
chill out with customers, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
So we're trying to get three people are yeah, I have.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
A standard plan. It'll be a low end standard plan
for three individual caskets.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
We ain't got We don't have enough money for three
individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
for one casket. We we just need this big enough. Man,
if you could get everybody in there and close the door.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm not gonna I'm not. I don't want to go
back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
a time.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me.
Buildings that I need, I can bury my family.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to Don't you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Tell me you're gonna get three people in the casket
looking good.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
We cannot do that. You out of that.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'm the one going through bereavement.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I understand that. But you are you're you're you use
the foul language. We can't do it. Brother, You hear me.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, that's no no hold on my cousin. Them said
they wanted.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
To use no, sir, no we can.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, Look I'm look man, man, y'all gonna bury these
three people, and you gonna put all three of them
in the same damn casking man, two on one on
one end and one on the other.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
One.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Man, sir, if you're a drinking just stop.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man, Let
me say this to you. What your name? Calvin?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Right, yes, yes it is, sir.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Okay, so calv Calvin. Let me say this to you.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,
or Calvin, you're gonna get your who you talking to?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's what's gonna now.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, no, now that's it right there, sir. I've been
trying to be as professional as I can. This whole
conversation is as crazy as it is. But now I
ain't nothing crazy. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You told you I want you to bear my cousin.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Come on down here. I got some place to put
your body and your cousin's body. How about that?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Huh are you talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Because you you know you don't.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you
right now, this ain't the place and I'm not the
one you will be in the ground messing with us.
Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm on you up.
How about that?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay, Calvin?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something, Calvin, me and
Tommy gonna be down there today.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Huh? Here's a nephew, tim Me from the Steve Harvey
Marty Show. Baby, you just got brank Calvin.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yo, y'all had me bring the whip. Tell ya? I
just want to know who.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
That works.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, I'm I'm a whip Regie. You bet watch what
you drink, you bet watch what you eat. I'm on
your to revenge.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Man, Hey, cap forgive me this.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man. What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Man, you know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Y'all got me, got me?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Come on, come on the Hooper Rue. That was too much.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
September twenty eighth, The fool is coming to town. It's
the Women's Empowerment House part of Comedy Jam. It is Nephew,
Tommy and Friends. That is in the one and only
Columbia South Cackilaka. We got tickets on sale right now.
Nephew Tommy and Friends is coming to Columbia. It is
for I'm not only the convention but also open to
the public. So Columbia South Cacklaca, come hang out with you, boy.
(08:48):
It is Women's Empowerment House Party Comedy Jam. Tickets on
say right now. All right, Landing the Cut, you already
know Lafayette. Landing the Cut, you already know. Chicago. It's late.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Ain't in the cook That's the sweetest day comedy. Jeddy Lout, Nail.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Bill billing me, what what what? Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson,
Tony Robberts were coming Baby joh Town at the wind
Trust Arena.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, Nephew, congratulations, coming up Strawberry letter. The subject
is I figured it out, but he's still lying. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
figured it out, but he's still lying.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll get into that, find out what that is all
about in just a few because right now the nephew
is here with today's prank phone called nephew, what you
got for us for today?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, Shirley, we call him a few and a home
all right? Uh huh family. Three family members have passed.
Three family members have passed. It was expected. So what
I'm asking for is a triple cast, you know, one
that you can get all three of them in there.
You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, we just want to
be all together, just a triple.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Cast, side by side by side.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Were trying to save some money, y'all. Okay, what you
see that face?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm looking at you like Vice President Harris looked at
Trump lest just what.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah, yeah, what are you?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
They're not tripping? We gotta save some money right here,
money in space. Okay, let's go cat dog, triple cat.
Let's take it on.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
J Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Uh hey, how you doing? Uh? You said Calvin? Right, yes,
sir how you.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Calvin, how you doing. My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles.
I'm calling. We've got somebody that uh has passed actually
three people passed away. I thank you for that, man.
It was kind of expected. H. So you know, it
(01:38):
wasn't something that caught us off guard. But you know,
but all in all, you know, we're still grieving about
losing our loved ones.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But uh, but I wanted to give you all a call.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're trying to pick a particular funeral home on who
we want to uh take care of the service.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, I can definitely help you with that. And uh,
once again, I just want to, you know, just let
you know that we can pretty much do the whole
game that we we can make sure that you need
to take them from you know, from from now on,
we're here for you. Wanting to get that out. What
is your main need? Uh you said three people? Sir?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yes, yes, yes, okay. I want to bring attention to you.
Do you guys customize caskets?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yes, we do, gold plating, uh, engraving. Uh. We even
have a new thing where we can put the picture
of the person on the outside like a semi gloss
coating a couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, don't. I don't need that on no goal or
nothing like that. Listen, listen. What I want to do.
Is it any way that you could maybe uh customize
a casket that can accommodate three people?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, like we we can. We can customize each individual
casket for each individual.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, no, no, Calvin, I ain't want to ask. What
I'm saying is if I want to like like I said,
like I say, deep, I could they was all close?
You know, I don't have a problem with all three
of them being in the same casket.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I get you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Uh, you know, to my knowledge, as far as I've
been in this business, I've never I'm not really sure
we can actually do that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I mean, I mean, I mean, but what's the problem
if we can get them all in there?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And well, sir, I mean I think that's a I
don't even think if for one, it's legal in this
state or any state. Uh, three people in one casket
and ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that
can I say that we actually you know, but.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
If you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought to
be able to put as many people in there if
you make it deep enough and wide enough to get
through people in there.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, the customization is is the outer side of the
casket and maybe you know some people uh even put
TV screens on the inside or some of their their
their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. Uh. We customize it
for that, you know, color wise.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Uh So what about when when is a person real
big uh, you know, a heavyset person, you know you
got to have a casket that can accommodate.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Them, right, yes, but okay, so so you want to
be able.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
To put you ought to be put three people in
one casket if they can fit, if you put two
one way in one other other way, and you ought
to be to have all three of them in there
at one time.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is there anybody else around you and your family that
can help talk with me about this?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I'm talking you right now.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my clothes
and get them straight, and I'm asking you can we
get them in a casket that one casket that can
accommodate three people if you put two pillows on the body.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
That's not something we're really.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Uh that ain't used to doing.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But I'm calling you, telling you that's the way I
want this customize.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
A right, all right, brother, look, brother, brother, just to
chill out with customers, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
So we're trying to get three people are yeah, I have.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
A standard plan. It'll be a low end standard plan
for three individual caskets.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
We ain't got We don't have enough money for three
individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
for one casket. We we just need this big enough. Man,
if you could get everybody in there and close the door.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm not gonna I'm not. I don't want to go
back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
a time.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Then you ain't gotta go back and forth with me.
Buildings that I need, I can bury my family.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to Don't you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Tell me you're gonna get three people in the casket
looking good.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
We cannot do that. You out of that.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'm the one going through bereavement.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I understand that. But you are you're you're you use
the foul language. We can't do it. Brother, You hear me.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
No, that's no no hold on my cousin. Them said
they wanted.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
To use no, sir, no we can.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay, Look I'm look man, man, y'all gonna bury these
three people, and you gonna put all three of them
in the same damn casking man, two on one on
one end and one on the other.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
One.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Man, sir, if you're a drinking just stop.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man, Let
me say this to you. What your name? Calvin?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Right, yes, yes it is, sir.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Okay, so calv Calvin. Let me say this to you.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,
or Calvin, you're gonna get your who you talking to?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's what's gonna now.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, no, now that's it right there, sir. I've been
trying to be as professional as I can. This whole
conversation is as crazy as it is. But now I
ain't nothing crazy. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
You told you I want you to bear my cousin.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Come on down here. I got some place to put
your body and your cousin's body. How about that?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Huh are you talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Because you you know you don't.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you
right now, this ain't the place and I'm not the
one you will be in the ground messing with us.
Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm on you up.
How about that?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay, Calvin?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something, Calvin, me and
Tommy gonna be down there today.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Huh? Here's a nephew, tim Me from the Steve Harvey
Marty Show. Baby, you just got brank Calvin.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yo, y'all had me bring the whip. Tell ya? I
just want to know who.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
That works.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, I'm I'm a whip Regie. You bet watch what
you drink, you bet watch what you eat. I'm on
your to revenge.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Man, Hey, cap forgive me this.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man. What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Man, you know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Y'all got me, got me?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Come on, come on the Hooper Rue. That was too much.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
September twenty eighth, The fool is coming to town. It's
the Women's Empowerment House part of Comedy Jam. It is Nephew,
Tommy and Friends. That is in the one and only
Columbia South Cackilaka. We got tickets on sale right now.
Nephew Tommy and Friends is coming to Columbia. It is
for I'm not only the convention but also open to
the public. So Columbia South Cacklaca, come hang out with you, boy.
(08:48):
It is Women's Empowerment House Party Comedy Jam. Tickets on
say right now. All right, Landing the Cut, you already
know Lafayette. Landing the Cut, you already know. Chicago. It's late.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Ain't in the cook That's the sweetest day comedy. Jeddy Lout, Nail.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Bill billing me, what what what? Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson,
Tony Robberts were coming Baby joh Town at the wind
Trust Arena.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, Nephew, congratulations, coming up Strawberry letter. The subject
is I figured it out, but he's still lying. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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