May 1, 2025 • 9 mins
Infertility is a sensitive issue for many couples, but that doesn't mean that The King of Pranks is going to keep it off limits. Sometimes certain problems require some...Unorthodox Methods.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is they let their husbands run wild. Find
out what that is. Get into that in just a
little bit, because right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call nefu for us.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Today, I have on Orthodox Methods. On Orthodox Methods, cat Dog.
If you would.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach trying to reach brother
Roberts and speaking. Hey, how you doing. I'm calling you
from the church. How you doing, brother man? I'm doing
super fantastic. Every day above ground is a good day.
That's good. That's good. Hey, hey, listen, man, we wanted
to be in one of the brothers of the church.
I wanted to give you a call. Man. You didn't
(00:53):
make it today, but you well, you know, your wife
stood up today and ask us to keep it all
in our prayers. Y'all definitely trying to bring a new
child into the world. And she let us know that.
You know, she's being a little older now, forty one
forty two. You know, she said it takes a little
longer to try and conceive a child than you know.
(01:14):
In your earlier years. So we we definitely wanted to
let you know man that we we got y'all in
our prayers. Man. Man, you just don't know how much
we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, we've been trying, but I
know with prayers all things are possible. Yeah. Well, we
definitely want to definitely want to keep you out in
our prayers, man, and I hope that you all able
to conceive this child and bring you know, bring, bring, bring,
(01:35):
bringing news a new child into this world. You know
that the book says be fruitful and ultiplies. Definitely definitely.
Now who's this again? Brother brother? I don't know if
you know me directly, but I'm brother all, one of
the brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother, thank you
not not not not brother Robert. What I want to
ask you, man, was have you considered any any alternative
(01:57):
methods as far as you know, maybe helping this situation? Uh,
we've looked at a few what what what what are
you referring to as an alternative? Well, I mean I
think I have a good thing then that might be
able to help this thing speed up the process, and
and and and you guys will be expecting in no time. Man, Man,
(02:19):
we're just open for some things like that. What what
what what you got in mind? I mean, uh, well
what I have is a little a little unorthodox, man.
But I think if you allow me to help you
on this, man, I think that you'll be definitely satisfied.
And you know, man, if nine months or not, you
got to be at the hospital wait looking for you
your baby for all your baby girl. You know who
(02:41):
are clarified an orthodox? Okay, see what I have in mind, man,
is have you considered maybe like a surrogate father? Clarify
clarified Sai, because I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't
want I just want to make ship on the same page.
What do you mean by Sarah at the fux? Well?
What it is man is you know you know, of
(03:02):
course a circuit mother is someone that will carry a
child for those that cannot carry one. You know what
I'm saying, right right? So what what? What? What? I've
gone to the doctor and got myself checked out, man,
good physical and everything. I'm physically fitting everything. And you know,
maybe I guess the complications are coming from you as
(03:23):
far as the child not being you know, you're not
being able to conceive right now now, at ain't nothing
wrong with me? Man, Okay, Now what you mean by
you physically fit? I mean, what the hell they got
to do with shared? Well? See what I'm saying is
if what you know, if you if you allow me
to come over and supply my services. I mean, let's say,
if you left for a weekend, man, and I stayed
(03:44):
over there. By the time you get back there, what's
the time with you?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It's just what's going on at this church man and
I at the round chase. You're telling me you track
help me understand you saying you want to come over
and have sex with my one. Well, I mean I'm
I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't
look at it like that.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Look at it. If I'm helping you are telling me
is directly you just ain't us What excuse me that? Okay,
you want to come out of say with my work? No, no, no,
I want to come over and just apply my services
man and put you guys in a better position that
you will be there samily life. You understand what I'm saying.
You understand whe I'm coming from. Now, I don't time
(04:23):
like you tell me you want to have sex in
my life. Man, what the is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
May hold on?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hold on? No, this just this brother, awesome, man, listen
see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man, I
don't give up you brother whose brother? Man? I don't
know you? And then you talking about the church. What
kind of is it? This thousand? Don't let this church now? Really,
the church don't have nothing to do with this. It's
me calling you to lend. Will you come to me.
I'm trying to be if you allow me to be
(04:48):
the surrogand father. I don't have a pregnant bout the
end of the week. Man, you got me as soon
as I see I'm coming to the boss study accused
to see you. You showed the boy study So you okay, okay,
Ary kitting you wanna have brother? Brother White say what
amount of man? You keep looking at that like that?
How we gonna get this? How we gonna get past this?
So we can get you to this child. Man, we
(05:10):
are gonna get past here. You talked about having sex
with my wife where your wife said, Brother, you ain't
got no way. So I have a wife, brother Robert.
What I'm trying to do is help you along with
yours and getting this child. And see that's what I'm
trying to help. You can't help me talking about having
sex with my wife, you said on uther Doc, I
don't think you were going out far with it. You're
(05:30):
getting my phone number? Well, you know we we have
people listened at the church. We have all phone numbers listened.
He lifts mine. And when I get that to you,
I hope to see you that I'm gonna punch you
at Hey, look man, why don't I Why don't I
speak to your wife when she comes to church this week?
And I'll see how don't see string them my wife?
Hold on, I'm just gonna talk to her, see how
(05:51):
she feels about maybe maybe you know using this PTE. No, man,
don't even look in the direction. Brother, man, who want you?
Need to see you myself? Okay? What?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What? What is all the anger? Though? Brother? What? What? What? What?
Do you you be angry? Jus sitting here telling me
that's the script. I'm gonna come as second shore. What
get a Okay, brother, I got one more thing I
need to tell you. Get Are you ready for? Can
I say this? Hey, you've bet a hundred before? Hang up?
And your say Okay, are you listening, brother Robers, I
(06:22):
didn't listen. I'm tired of listen. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got praked
by your wife. Man, what do you say? Hey, hey,
tell me who can't be doing? Take that? Man, I'm
about to have a rest. Come to checking with about it.
(06:45):
Then your husband goes straight towards tennis in the mound.
He didn't look for you here on that one man?
Who hey, one more thing? Man? Tell me this? What
is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in the land. Warning show with you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I love you right there for their good father, man,
I have a I have a I have a pregnant body.
Time you get back, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Just wait a minute, let's clarify. He wants to be
clear on everything. What do you mean by unorthodoxed?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But he was on the same page.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm punching past in the mile and way.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That man alone.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You played stupidity at its best, baby, the pic at
its best.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right, all right, all right, all about it, Sarah,
good father though, I mean they do have tarrogot mothers.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
But now that you mentioned this.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, that's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Let's be clear, it ain't me, but his reaction, he
was still kind of in it a little bit like, yeah,
it was ain't too much Tommy like ignorant.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
He was really kind of bad.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The thought of someone else, yeah, just had him going, Yeah,
I love it. But you're proud of yourself? Is that
why you.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Exhale? Exhale? Any who?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You know, it's just a genius that I am. You
know that just what magnified. I just I just sit
back and I just I.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Just out right now, Okay, it's the word being genius
that I am am. It's a beautiful thing. Let's go together,
all right, thank you for your notpe. Coming up next
it is my Strawberry letter. The subject is they let
their husbands run wild. Yeah, we'll get into it right
(09:21):
after this. You've heard us talk about the benefits of
Globe Life insurance. Globe Life has been protecting families for generations.
Globe Life is easy to buy, with rates starting as
low as three dollars and forty nine cents a month.
There is no medical exam, just a simple application called
Globe Life Today at one eight hundred two five one
(09:42):
fifty four hundred, or visit globelife radio dot com again.
That's one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred
or globelife radio dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning
Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is they let their husbands run wild. Find
out what that is. Get into that in just a
little bit, because right now it is time for the
nephew and today's prank phone call nefu for us.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Today, I have on Orthodox Methods. On Orthodox Methods, cat Dog.
If you would.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach trying to reach brother
Roberts and speaking. Hey, how you doing. I'm calling you
from the church. How you doing, brother man? I'm doing
super fantastic. Every day above ground is a good day.
That's good. That's good. Hey, hey, listen, man, we wanted
to be in one of the brothers of the church.
I wanted to give you a call. Man. You didn't
(00:53):
make it today, but you well, you know, your wife
stood up today and ask us to keep it all
in our prayers. Y'all definitely trying to bring a new
child into the world. And she let us know that.
You know, she's being a little older now, forty one
forty two. You know, she said it takes a little
longer to try and conceive a child than you know.
(01:14):
In your earlier years. So we we definitely wanted to
let you know man that we we got y'all in
our prayers. Man. Man, you just don't know how much
we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, we've been trying, but I
know with prayers all things are possible. Yeah. Well, we
definitely want to definitely want to keep you out in
our prayers, man, and I hope that you all able
to conceive this child and bring you know, bring, bring, bring,
(01:35):
bringing news a new child into this world. You know
that the book says be fruitful and ultiplies. Definitely definitely.
Now who's this again? Brother brother? I don't know if
you know me directly, but I'm brother all, one of
the brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother, thank you
not not not not brother Robert. What I want to
ask you, man, was have you considered any any alternative
(01:57):
methods as far as you know, maybe helping this situation? Uh,
we've looked at a few what what what what are
you referring to as an alternative? Well, I mean I
think I have a good thing then that might be
able to help this thing speed up the process, and
and and and you guys will be expecting in no time. Man, Man,
(02:19):
we're just open for some things like that. What what
what what you got in mind? I mean, uh, well
what I have is a little a little unorthodox, man.
But I think if you allow me to help you
on this, man, I think that you'll be definitely satisfied.
And you know, man, if nine months or not, you
got to be at the hospital wait looking for you
your baby for all your baby girl. You know who
(02:41):
are clarified an orthodox? Okay, see what I have in mind, man,
is have you considered maybe like a surrogate father? Clarify
clarified Sai, because I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't
want I just want to make ship on the same page.
What do you mean by Sarah at the fux? Well?
What it is man is you know you know, of
(03:02):
course a circuit mother is someone that will carry a
child for those that cannot carry one. You know what
I'm saying, right right? So what what? What? What? I've
gone to the doctor and got myself checked out, man,
good physical and everything. I'm physically fitting everything. And you know,
maybe I guess the complications are coming from you as
(03:23):
far as the child not being you know, you're not
being able to conceive right now now, at ain't nothing
wrong with me? Man, Okay, Now what you mean by
you physically fit? I mean, what the hell they got
to do with shared? Well? See what I'm saying is
if what you know, if you if you allow me
to come over and supply my services. I mean, let's say,
if you left for a weekend, man, and I stayed
(03:44):
over there. By the time you get back there, what's
the time with you?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It's just what's going on at this church man and
I at the round chase. You're telling me you track
help me understand you saying you want to come over
and have sex with my one. Well, I mean I'm
I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't
look at it like that.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Look at it. If I'm helping you are telling me
is directly you just ain't us What excuse me that? Okay,
you want to come out of say with my work? No, no, no,
I want to come over and just apply my services
man and put you guys in a better position that
you will be there samily life. You understand what I'm saying.
You understand whe I'm coming from. Now, I don't time
(04:23):
like you tell me you want to have sex in
my life. Man, what the is wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
May hold on?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hold on? No, this just this brother, awesome, man, listen
see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man, I
don't give up you brother whose brother? Man? I don't
know you? And then you talking about the church. What
kind of is it? This thousand? Don't let this church now? Really,
the church don't have nothing to do with this. It's
me calling you to lend. Will you come to me.
I'm trying to be if you allow me to be
(04:48):
the surrogand father. I don't have a pregnant bout the
end of the week. Man, you got me as soon
as I see I'm coming to the boss study accused
to see you. You showed the boy study So you okay, okay,
Ary kitting you wanna have brother? Brother White say what
amount of man? You keep looking at that like that?
How we gonna get this? How we gonna get past this?
So we can get you to this child. Man, we
(05:10):
are gonna get past here. You talked about having sex
with my wife where your wife said, Brother, you ain't
got no way. So I have a wife, brother Robert.
What I'm trying to do is help you along with
yours and getting this child. And see that's what I'm
trying to help. You can't help me talking about having
sex with my wife, you said on uther Doc, I
don't think you were going out far with it. You're
(05:30):
getting my phone number? Well, you know we we have
people listened at the church. We have all phone numbers listened.
He lifts mine. And when I get that to you,
I hope to see you that I'm gonna punch you
at Hey, look man, why don't I Why don't I
speak to your wife when she comes to church this week?
And I'll see how don't see string them my wife?
Hold on, I'm just gonna talk to her, see how
(05:51):
she feels about maybe maybe you know using this PTE. No, man,
don't even look in the direction. Brother, man, who want you?
Need to see you myself? Okay? What?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What? What is all the anger? Though? Brother? What? What? What? What?
Do you you be angry? Jus sitting here telling me
that's the script. I'm gonna come as second shore. What
get a Okay, brother, I got one more thing I
need to tell you. Get Are you ready for? Can
I say this? Hey, you've bet a hundred before? Hang up?
And your say Okay, are you listening, brother Robers, I
(06:22):
didn't listen. I'm tired of listen. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got praked
by your wife. Man, what do you say? Hey, hey,
tell me who can't be doing? Take that? Man, I'm
about to have a rest. Come to checking with about it.
(06:45):
Then your husband goes straight towards tennis in the mound.
He didn't look for you here on that one man?
Who hey, one more thing? Man? Tell me this? What
is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in the land. Warning show with you.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I love you right there for their good father, man,
I have a I have a I have a pregnant body.
Time you get back, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Just wait a minute, let's clarify. He wants to be
clear on everything. What do you mean by unorthodoxed?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
But he was on the same page.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm punching past in the mile and way.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That man alone.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You played stupidity at its best, baby, the pic at
its best.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right, all right, all right, all about it, Sarah,
good father though, I mean they do have tarrogot mothers.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
But now that you mentioned this.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, that's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Let's be clear, it ain't me, but his reaction, he
was still kind of in it a little bit like, yeah,
it was ain't too much Tommy like ignorant.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
He was really kind of bad.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The thought of someone else, yeah, just had him going, Yeah,
I love it. But you're proud of yourself? Is that
why you.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Exhale? Exhale? Any who?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You know, it's just a genius that I am. You
know that just what magnified. I just I just sit
back and I just I.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Just out right now, Okay, it's the word being genius
that I am am. It's a beautiful thing. Let's go together,
all right, thank you for your notpe. Coming up next
it is my Strawberry letter. The subject is they let
their husbands run wild. Yeah, we'll get into it right
(09:21):
after this. You've heard us talk about the benefits of
Globe Life insurance. Globe Life has been protecting families for generations.
Globe Life is easy to buy, with rates starting as
low as three dollars and forty nine cents a month.
There is no medical exam, just a simple application called
Globe Life Today at one eight hundred two five one
(09:42):
fifty four hundred, or visit globelife radio dot com again.
That's one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred
or globelife radio dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning
Show
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