Unorthodox Methods

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today. The subject
is my bestie got fired because of me. But right
now the nephew is here with today's prying phone call.
We'll get to the Strawberry letter in a minute. But
what do you have for us right now with this?
You know what I got. I got to say. I

(00:26):
got on Orthodox methods. That's what this phone call is.
That's what this is on authodox the whole second. Yeah,
that's that's what it is. On an unauthortic method, on
a party, on athodic method. Let's go get Hello. Hello,

(00:48):
I'm trying to reach trying to reach brother Robert speaking. Hey,
how you doing. I'm calling you from the church. How
you doing, brother man? I'm doing super fantastic in the
day above ground is a good day? High, that's good.
That's good. Hey, Hey, listen, man, we wanted to uh,
being one of the brothers of the church, I wanted
to give you a call. Man. You didn't make it

(01:08):
to day, but now well you know your wife stood
up to date and UH asked us to keep you
all and our prayers because y'all are definitely trying to
bring a new child into the world. And she let
us know that, you know, Uh, she's she's being a
little older now forty one for the two you know,
she said, it takes a little longer to try and
conceive a child than you know in your earlier years.

(01:30):
So we we definitely wanted to let you know, man
that we we got you all in our prayers. Man. Man,
you just don't know how much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah,
we've been trying, but I know what prayers, all things
are possible. Yeah, well, we definitely want to definitely want
to keep you out of our prayers, man, and uh,
I hope that you are able to conceive this child
and bring you know, brain brain brain bringing news on

(01:50):
a new child into this world. You know the book
says be fruitful and multiplies. Definitely definitely Who is this again, brother, brother? Brother.
I don't know if you know me directly, but my brother.
I wanted the brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother,
thank you not not not not not not Robert. What
I want to ask you, man, was have you considered
any any alternatives methods as far as you know, maybe

(02:15):
helping this situation. Uh, we've looked at a few Uh
what what what? What are you referring to as an alternative? Well,
I mean I think I have a good uh thing
then that that might be able to help this thing
speed up the process and and and and you guys
will be expecting in no time. Man, Man, we have

(02:35):
levels for some things like that. What what? What what
you got in mine? I mean, uh, well, what I
have is a little little un orthodox, man, But I
think if you allow me to help you on this, man,
I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man,
if nine months now you gotta be at the hospital
a wait looking for you, your baby boy, your paper girl.
You know we're playing fire and arthodox. Okay, Uh see

(02:59):
what what I have in mind, man, is have you
considered maybe like a Sarah Gate father. Clarify, clarify, serry,
because I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I
want to make ship with on the same page. What
do you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well? What it is,
man is you know you know, of course a seragud
mother is someone that will carry a shil for those

(03:22):
that cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying, right right?
So what what what what I've gone to the doctor
and got myself checked out, man, good physical and everything.
I'm physically sitting everything, and you know, maybe I guess
the complications are coming from uh you as far as
the child not being you know, you're not being able
to conceive right now? No, no, that ain't There ain't

(03:42):
nothing wrong with me. Man, Okay, you know what you
mean by you physically sit? I mean, what the hell
that got to do with syric? Let's do. What I'm
saying is if if what you know, if you if
you allow me to come over and and supply my services.
I mean, let's see if you left for a weekend man,
and I stayed over that the time you get back. Man,
what the crown with you? Is this? What's going on

(04:04):
at this church? Man? Am I at the wrong church
that they you? You're telling me you try hit me?
Understand you're saying you want to come over and and
have sex with my wife? Well, I mean, I mean,
don't don't look at it like that. Don't look at
it like that. Look at it delp. I'm helping you.
What you're killing me is ridiculing you. Just ain't you though?
What excuse me that okay, you want to come out

(04:24):
and say with my wife, no, no, no, I want
to come over and just apply my services man and
put you guys in a better position that you will
be sending your life. You understand what I'm saying. You
understand what I'm coming from. Now. I don't sound like
you tell me you want to have sex in my life? Man?
What the wrong with you? Hold on? Hold on? No,
this this this brother awesome. Man. Listen, see what I'm

(04:45):
what I'm trying to do. Man, I don't give up
your brother. Who is brother? Man? I don't know you?
And then you're talking about the church. What kind of
is this? This? Don't at this church? That red at
the church and have nothing to do with this. It's
me calling you to leave when you're coming to me. Said,
I'm trying to be If you allow me to be
the sarac and father, I'll have a pregnant about the

(05:05):
end of the week. Man. You got me up as
soon as I say I'm coming to bother staid accused
to see you? You shure that said it's like you Okay, okay,
Gary kidd? Who you want to have brothers? Like? What
about you keeps looking at that like that. How we're
gonna get this. We're gonna get past just so we
can't get you to this child. Man, we ain't gonna
get pasted it. You talked about having sex with my wife.

(05:28):
Your wife said, brother, you ain't got no way. So
I have a white brother, Robert. What I'm trying to
do is help you along with yours and getting this
child and see you that's what I'm trying to help.
Does you can't help me talking about having sex with
my wife? You said that on other don't I ain't
think you was going up, but we didn't you getting
my phone number? Well you know we we have people
listed at the church. We have our phone numbers listed.

(05:50):
He left mind and when I get that too, I
hope to see you that I'm gonna punch you head. Hey,
look man, why don't I Why don't I speak to
your wife when she comes to church this week? And
I see how don't feel singing my wife? Hold on,
I'm just gonna talk to and see how she feels
about maybe maybe you know using this man? Don't even

(06:11):
in a direction? Brother? But my man, who do are you?
I need to see you myself? Okay? What what? What
what does all the anger though? Brother? What? What? What?
What do you mean? You're letting the angry just sitting
here telling me that's the script. I'm gonna come half second,
shill white. Okay, get ain't okay, brother, I got one
more thing I need to tell you. Are you ready for?
Can I say this? Then you better hut? I hang

(06:33):
up in your say Okay, are you listening, brother Robins,
I'm tind of this. This is nephew Tommy from the
Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got praked by your wife. Man,
what do you say? Hey? Doing think that? Man? I'm

(06:55):
about to have a rest, come to tell you about it.
An go straighter in the mouth. Didn't look for you
on that one. Man. All right, hey, one more thing, man,
tell me this. What do you what is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land

(07:19):
of morning show with Steve and you're talking you play.
Oh he got that right about having sex with my wife.
Don't don't look at it like that. You're looking at
it the wrong. I can have a pregnant by the

(07:43):
end of the week. Okay, by the end of the week.
I got you straight by you with that. Alright, it's
going down tonight. You can catch me in two places.
You can catch me on the Own network, Ready to
Love to hit TV show, Ready to Love on the

(08:04):
on Network tonight, nine Eastern, eight Central, Ready to Love
only on Own Ride with Me or have you in Birmingham?
I am grabbing the microphone tonight Baby who shows the
night they are sold out? Who? There were two shows
on Saturday and two on Sunday. I added a third show.
It is four o'clock maddenne. And you know what I
like about four o'clock maddennee. That's the grown in sexty

(08:26):
that for the end up crowd. They come in there
because they like to get on home for the sun
going out. Y'all. Come on, I gotta or o'clock maddenee
that they can go to work on Monday. That's not
what I said, sad. It's sad that ain't got nothing
to do with money. Okay, come on, y'all, we're gonna
see Tommy on Sad so we can be at work

(08:48):
on money. Okay. J told me to take off on Monday.
He said, when you work like that, you say you
can't over exert yourself. Okay. He said, when you get
something to Sunday you need to relax. And Ki Brown,
you know people go there. Today's wait here today. Wow. Alright,

(09:09):
thank you nephew. Coming up next to my strawberry letter.
The subject is my bestie got fired because of me.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
The Stave Harvey Morning Show.