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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is less is More and he loves it.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
just a few because right now the nephew is here
with today's frank phone call. What you got for his
neph All.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Right, it's time for Valentine's that's tomorrow, right right right?
It is all right, So it's time to get these
deliveries out. This is Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery.
But it seems like you didn't order nothing by your wife?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Uh so who did?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Who de cat Dog?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
If you would Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I
gotta he and you guys a call. I got a delivery.
I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendra Kendre? Yeah,
Kendrell lives here. That's my wife. But uh, I didn't
order I didn't order anything for her for valence Y.
(01:01):
I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty.
You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for
Valentine And I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
that's coming to you. All's play. So all right, I
can let me let me let me ask you this.
Are you at six West Don Is that you? Yeah?
(01:21):
That's me? But uh again, there's there must be some
clerical eraror typo because like I just told you, man,
I didn't boxes in Chenna. It's about seven boxes. But
I mean, I mean, just looking at the total here,
that adds up to about chick hundred something dollars. I mean,
I got flowers, no partner, We just gonna I'm just
gonna take her to dinner and we're just gonna do
(01:42):
our thing. But there was there was There was no
delivery schedule from me enough, especially not at at seven
o'clock at no partner. You got it. It's just something wrong.
Well you are you so you're not gonna be there?
Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah,
I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a
delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's
(02:05):
not happening. Man. Well let me tell you I got flowers,
two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys. Well,
all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to
be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously there's
a communication breakdown between you and me player because I
(02:27):
didn't order that, and right, but you have the But
what the problem I'm having is that you're telling me
I have the right address. You know the name of
the person Kendrick, which is your wife. Right, Yeah, yeah,
so far so good man. But as far as me
ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not accepting
(02:48):
it because I didn't pay for it. I did not order.
I mean, I mean it's already it's already paid. Let
me let me just look at the name here on
the here is here is right here. Okay, we got Devin.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What would you say?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I said, Dens that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
that's my wife's ex husband. So either you and him
are in cahoots with each other to do this and
try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded. All right,
So I'm gonna make this this to you. I listened
(03:26):
to you, so you listen to me. This is what
I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand
you have a job to do, but if you bring
those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow.
This is what's gonna happen. Those roses, those storms. I'm
gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear end
that the only way that they see sunshine is when
(03:48):
you open your mouth. So do not, I repeat, do not.
You and Devin, y'all can take this and you can
do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can play with
the sex toys, y'all can do whatever you want to rolls,
the totels and all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do
what you need to do. Not show up at my
crib tomorrow, because it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's
(04:08):
Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. But here's
the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated to
make the drip. I have to make this drive or
then I don't get you know, I get chewed out
that I didn't do my job. Because that's stuff, okay,
So what would what would you rather be to teoed
out or half throws up your rear end. Let's sad down,
(04:31):
let's load down in. What you're not gonna do is
hold onf stooping to do just infect it was. You
bring you bread? Okay, all right, I won't do the flowers.
I'll use the sex toy for you. So you got
a choice, and you got flowers. You let's let me
let me say this with fowers as professional as possible.
(04:54):
You say, I'm trying to be a school as possible,
but you ain't listening to me. Do not bring it
every Okay, you can drop them off at the curve,
then you get credit for and whoever walk past and
up and down the street they can pick it up.
But do not come to my front door and ring
my doorbell asking me to sign and accept nothing. It
(05:14):
ain't have to drop them off at the door, sir,
I'm telling you now, I've gotta drop them off at
the door. The problem I'm having is you telling me
you're gonna stick some flowers up my Now we got
a problem just listening to this whole scenario. I'm just curious.
Is it possible that maybe Devin does something for her
(05:35):
that you don't do? Hey? Man, you what what's where
are you going at with this? All I'm telling you
is to mind your business and don't make this drop.
Don't why am I doing whatever that? Den? I'm sure that.
Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased for?
And why I need to ask Devin because he better
(05:56):
not show his face up over here. You can take
it home and give it to you your girl if
you want to. I'm not giving my girl anything that
I didn't buy for her. I'm not doing that you think.
So if you if you're not gonna give your girl
anything that you didn't buy for her, why am I
gonna accept something for my girl that I didn't buy
for her? I ain't come home now telling you that
you gotta accept it, but I'm saying not remember it
(06:19):
and you bring out in my house. I gotta accept it.
And I'm telling you now, don't even bring it to
my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin know what she looks.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
She looks like obviously she's gonna watch him no more.
She be head of the flower delivery person, just like
her ex husband. I'm the box and mom whooping. That's
all I got to say.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Two words for bringing that someone whooping, So you might
as well come on now so you can go home
after you get this whooping. Okay, okay, okay, let me.
Let me say this. At the end of the day,
I'm gonna say this is Conley already told me, yo,
she was gonna do something like this. He told me that.
Who'd you say? Who the hell? I already told me
you was gonna Who the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy Isaiah.
(07:04):
This is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrew got me to
pray phone call you. You know what you Kendrew and Devin,
all of y'all can show up tomorrow and all of
y'all gonna get portions of this talentine to day we'll
(07:26):
be Oh you got your brother. Chance to cool down now, man,
I to my sweet one and only kindre with all
that is in me. I love your baby girl to death.
Do us talk And it almost came early, but I
(07:47):
love you. Praise up in here.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It was it was stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, it was stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, that's what it's straight. I'm gonna be ignick. Greensboro,
North Carolina sold out twenty three, twenty four to twenty
five of fib Yavery Yes, the Nephew is sold out.
Laying in the cut is good Night's Comedy Club. That's
good Night, Charlie Goodnight's. That's gonna be March first, second,
(08:16):
and third right there. I'll be down there in Charlie Goodnight.
That's Rileigh, North Carolina. Okay. Richmond, Virginia is the sixteenth, seventeenth.
The Nephew is in town fifteen sixteen seventeen, and Richmond,
Virginia at the Funny Bonem Yeah. And then I'm going
to Montgomery, my boy, Paul Davis. Yes, that's Davis Entertainment.
(08:36):
That would be me, that would be Celebrity the Comedian.
That would be JJ Williamson and Earthquake. That is March
the thirtieth and Montgomery, Alabama. Yes, at the Montgomery Performing
Arts Center. Tickets are on sale right now. That's all
in March right there for you.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay, book, I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Keep it busy man.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, the comeback.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Kid so much alike.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We look like he just Tommy.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
He tall, he got some height on him.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
No, no, all right, wait, everything.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right, Tommy, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter.
The subject less is More and he loves it. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning
Show
Coming up at the top of the hour right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject is less is More and he loves it.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
just a few because right now the nephew is here
with today's frank phone call. What you got for his
neph All.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Right, it's time for Valentine's that's tomorrow, right right right?
It is all right, So it's time to get these
deliveries out. This is Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery.
But it seems like you didn't order nothing by your wife?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Uh so who did?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Who de cat Dog?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
If you would Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I
gotta he and you guys a call. I got a delivery.
I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendra Kendre? Yeah,
Kendrell lives here. That's my wife. But uh, I didn't
order I didn't order anything for her for valence Y.
(01:01):
I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty.
You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for
Valentine And I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
that's coming to you. All's play. So all right, I
can let me let me let me ask you this.
Are you at six West Don Is that you? Yeah?
(01:21):
That's me? But uh again, there's there must be some
clerical eraror typo because like I just told you, man,
I didn't boxes in Chenna. It's about seven boxes. But
I mean, I mean, just looking at the total here,
that adds up to about chick hundred something dollars. I mean,
I got flowers, no partner, We just gonna I'm just
gonna take her to dinner and we're just gonna do
(01:42):
our thing. But there was there was There was no
delivery schedule from me enough, especially not at at seven
o'clock at no partner. You got it. It's just something wrong.
Well you are you so you're not gonna be there?
Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah,
I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a
delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's
(02:05):
not happening. Man. Well let me tell you I got flowers,
two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys. Well,
all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to
be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously there's
a communication breakdown between you and me player because I
(02:27):
didn't order that, and right, but you have the But
what the problem I'm having is that you're telling me
I have the right address. You know the name of
the person Kendrick, which is your wife. Right, Yeah, yeah,
so far so good man. But as far as me
ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not accepting
(02:48):
it because I didn't pay for it. I did not order.
I mean, I mean it's already it's already paid. Let
me let me just look at the name here on
the here is here is right here. Okay, we got Devin.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What would you say?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I said, Dens that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
that's my wife's ex husband. So either you and him
are in cahoots with each other to do this and
try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded. All right,
So I'm gonna make this this to you. I listened
(03:26):
to you, so you listen to me. This is what
I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand
you have a job to do, but if you bring
those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow.
This is what's gonna happen. Those roses, those storms. I'm
gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear end
that the only way that they see sunshine is when
(03:48):
you open your mouth. So do not, I repeat, do not.
You and Devin, y'all can take this and you can
do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can play with
the sex toys, y'all can do whatever you want to rolls,
the totels and all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do
what you need to do. Not show up at my
crib tomorrow, because it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's
(04:08):
Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. But here's
the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated to
make the drip. I have to make this drive or
then I don't get you know, I get chewed out
that I didn't do my job. Because that's stuff, okay,
So what would what would you rather be to teoed
out or half throws up your rear end. Let's sad down,
(04:31):
let's load down in. What you're not gonna do is
hold onf stooping to do just infect it was. You
bring you bread? Okay, all right, I won't do the flowers.
I'll use the sex toy for you. So you got
a choice, and you got flowers. You let's let me
let me say this with fowers as professional as possible.
(04:54):
You say, I'm trying to be a school as possible,
but you ain't listening to me. Do not bring it
every Okay, you can drop them off at the curve,
then you get credit for and whoever walk past and
up and down the street they can pick it up.
But do not come to my front door and ring
my doorbell asking me to sign and accept nothing. It
(05:14):
ain't have to drop them off at the door, sir,
I'm telling you now, I've gotta drop them off at
the door. The problem I'm having is you telling me
you're gonna stick some flowers up my Now we got
a problem just listening to this whole scenario. I'm just curious.
Is it possible that maybe Devin does something for her
(05:35):
that you don't do? Hey? Man, you what what's where
are you going at with this? All I'm telling you
is to mind your business and don't make this drop.
Don't why am I doing whatever that? Den? I'm sure that.
Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased for?
And why I need to ask Devin because he better
(05:56):
not show his face up over here. You can take
it home and give it to you your girl if
you want to. I'm not giving my girl anything that
I didn't buy for her. I'm not doing that you think.
So if you if you're not gonna give your girl
anything that you didn't buy for her, why am I
gonna accept something for my girl that I didn't buy
for her? I ain't come home now telling you that
you gotta accept it, but I'm saying not remember it
(06:19):
and you bring out in my house. I gotta accept it.
And I'm telling you now, don't even bring it to
my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin know what she looks.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
She looks like obviously she's gonna watch him no more.
She be head of the flower delivery person, just like
her ex husband. I'm the box and mom whooping. That's
all I got to say.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Two words for bringing that someone whooping, So you might
as well come on now so you can go home
after you get this whooping. Okay, okay, okay, let me.
Let me say this. At the end of the day,
I'm gonna say this is Conley already told me, yo,
she was gonna do something like this. He told me that.
Who'd you say? Who the hell? I already told me
you was gonna Who the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy Isaiah.
(07:04):
This is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrew got me to
pray phone call you. You know what you Kendrew and Devin,
all of y'all can show up tomorrow and all of
y'all gonna get portions of this talentine to day we'll
(07:26):
be Oh you got your brother. Chance to cool down now, man,
I to my sweet one and only kindre with all
that is in me. I love your baby girl to death.
Do us talk And it almost came early, but I
(07:47):
love you. Praise up in here.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It was it was stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, it was stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, that's what it's straight. I'm gonna be ignick. Greensboro,
North Carolina sold out twenty three, twenty four to twenty
five of fib Yavery Yes, the Nephew is sold out.
Laying in the cut is good Night's Comedy Club. That's
good Night, Charlie Goodnight's. That's gonna be March first, second,
(08:16):
and third right there. I'll be down there in Charlie Goodnight.
That's Rileigh, North Carolina. Okay. Richmond, Virginia is the sixteenth, seventeenth.
The Nephew is in town fifteen sixteen seventeen, and Richmond,
Virginia at the Funny Bonem Yeah. And then I'm going
to Montgomery, my boy, Paul Davis. Yes, that's Davis Entertainment.
(08:36):
That would be me, that would be Celebrity the Comedian.
That would be JJ Williamson and Earthquake. That is March
the thirtieth and Montgomery, Alabama. Yes, at the Montgomery Performing
Arts Center. Tickets are on sale right now. That's all
in March right there for you.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay, book, I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Keep it busy man.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, the comeback.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Kid so much alike.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We look like he just Tommy.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
He tall, he got some height on him.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
No, no, all right, wait, everything.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right, Tommy, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter.
The subject less is More and he loves it. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning
Show
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