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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you got for his nept.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm still stuck on Keenan and this dude with this
pills and this Keenan.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You can't get past that. Yeah, yeah, you're blaming it
on the pills.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And you know, I was in a spent a bad
area of my life.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm in a stop video.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
My foot gonna be in a bad area on your
body too, since we're talking about I was.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
In in my life. Yeah, all right, that's what we
do in the prox. That's crazy, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What is the pain pills they give you at the hospital?
What's the pain pill they just had you? Just woodzy,
what's the name of the i'd be who? Who on
the hold hold of it?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Hold on time? I jumped in front of somebody who knows?
Go ahead, Jr.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah yeah, I wasn't severe enough.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
For you or something like that. Yeah, let's go on, Junior.
How's it? How'd your That's it?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
That's when you're in that you get delighted. They give
you that. That's when you're real bad off. That's that's
what delighted. Yeah, yeah, you get down.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I never had maybe that's what one of them. Yeah,
is that a pill or an I V? Though?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Just do I V?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know they go right in the rain right there
when you immediately put that right on.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Let's get the system.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, that's what he was doing that, you know, like
like you can speed up like ad deal and stuff
if you show it. But too much of it being
your teeth though, that's why we don't. That don't work
out good. And too much be in your teeth, you
can I need all the milligram swallow.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Shoeing your ad bll what is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I got I got a peel crusher when I got
a headache, I crushed my pills, throw it in the
back of my throat and then throw the water down.
I get it up, and I ain't got time for
the peel to dissolve in my stomach.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's right, all right? Have you? Yeah? You got.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let's get to it all right here it is. This
is weed in the church band.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Weed in the church band.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, that's what he should have got. He should have
got in so weed left the piels. Let's go get
weed in the church.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I'm trying to reach there, brother.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Hello, hellouse, let's see that I'm brother Dare, Brother Dan Okay, yeah,
this brother Scott from your church from Belt the Baptist.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Hello, yeah, I'll call you. I'm trying to get a
little information about the church band. What's what's your schedule?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Uh? Will you drive the church ran? What's what's your schedule?
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Uhrive Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Okay, Wednesday, Friday, This Sunday, now Sunday. What what is
that schedule?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh? Well, Sunday.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
I usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably
a little early. It depending on some of the elderly
people that I have to go pick up and bring
to the church, make sure they get there okay, and
get situated and make sure they're on time for the
service and whatnot.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Okay, and then you take them back home after service
is over.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
unless they got family members or something that come up
there and leat them up there and want to take
them to dinner the Sunday afterwards.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But I usually get everybody back home okay.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Okay, Now this class Sunday, which is part of the
reason why I'm calling. They're saying that some of the
church uh members that was on the band this Sunday. Uh,
they are complaining, saying that that the church band was
smelling like weed when they got on the Excuse me?
(04:16):
They say the church band was smelling like weed when
they got on there. And you are the person that
was driving them.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
No, no, no, no, no no no not not not the
vand that that I'm driving.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I don't. I even't smoke weed in no Vand.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Uh do you smoke weed? No?
Speaker 8 (04:36):
I don't smoke weed. I mean not carried. I mean
I had before, but I don't smoke weed now. And
I would smoke weed before picking some people up to go. Noirs, Now.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Where are you carry it from? Who told you this?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Well? All I know is what what? What's come down?
The pipeline is? They saying that that a couple of
the members came complaining. See see naz.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
This this just happened last week about this pipeline. I
want to know who the pipeline is because just last
week they came in me talking about that I was
using the van to go places that I wanted to
go to on my personal time.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Now I don't do that. I don't do stuff like
that now. I have had a past.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
I had a history, but I don't do stuff like that,
and I wouldn't smoking no church fan, So are you seriously.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Talking to what? What?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
What we're trying to We're trying to get to the
bottom of it and see what's going on with you.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Elderly person said, do you know which one?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I don't know?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
They love me Every Sunday then people tell me they
love me. They say I'm one of the most respectful
young gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
They've ever met in their life. And so I really
find it hard to believe that you get these type
of complaints about me.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Okay, one of them saying, see like who we I
don't know what that means or nothing like that.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Look, brother, I don't know you too well, and I
know you don't know me. But I've been driving this
vans as a point.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
To try to change my life and where I come from.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
So this was something that I wanted to volunteer even
though I'm getting paid to.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Give my time to do this for the church.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
And now this is like the second instance where y'all
and came at me on some stuff about like I'm
trying to do something with this band. Now, why would
I disrespect the church van by smoking weed in it
and then letting the weeds stay in there so other
people could sell it.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go out here to the church van to
say we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
if we see any seeds or anything around the driver
or seat, then that then then we're gonna We're gonna
definitely uhna.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Open the vand up. Man.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I was raised in that church, man, my mama, go
to that church, my grandma, see.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Go to that church. See the reason we even all
left that church.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
And you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving
around in the vand pull the elderly people smoking some.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Smell like weed dead.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I don't know why such band smell like weed?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Man, Now I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I don't got the answers to these questions.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Did you have some weed in your pocket? And Lindy
with just s I ain't had.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
No weed on me.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Stop trying to say like I had weed on me
and you ain't gonna give me nothing. I ain't had
no we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's
name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
We've been helping this church for years, and I'm trying
to tell you that I ain't riding around in no band,
smoking no weed with no elderly people.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Did you ask any of the elderly people if they
had any weed on them? No?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
No, no, I didn't think about no heldly people having
no weed.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
So you just assume it's me what one of them
guy got came or something?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
What? What?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
What?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
You know? What? You know?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Who?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I think?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
What did you know? Who I think the weed belonged to?
Ooh ooh, I think I think the weed belonged to Nehew.
Tell me from the Steve Harvey on this show.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Man, damn you just god pray, oh my god, you
just got play.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
What is this name? His name is brother, brother.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Lawrence, Lawrence laws Oh my.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Larry called Larry Lauren. Man, I know.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Larry Larry here in trouble with me.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I gonna hit him with the man. Man. I got
one more thing that I got one more thing to
ask you, man, what is the saddest And I mean
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Man Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Son Man, going on risk man, going on the chill
out the rest of the day.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm try man. I know I ain't gonna smoke no wied.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's it, sir. I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Thing all right, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Steve hard Morning Shout.
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you got for his nept.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm still stuck on Keenan and this dude with this
pills and this Keenan.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You can't get past that. Yeah, yeah, you're blaming it
on the pills.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And you know, I was in a spent a bad
area of my life.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm in a stop video.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
My foot gonna be in a bad area on your
body too, since we're talking about I was.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
In in my life. Yeah, all right, that's what we
do in the prox. That's crazy, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What is the pain pills they give you at the hospital?
What's the pain pill they just had you? Just woodzy,
what's the name of the i'd be who? Who on
the hold hold of it?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Hold on time? I jumped in front of somebody who knows?
Go ahead, Jr.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah yeah, I wasn't severe enough.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
For you or something like that. Yeah, let's go on, Junior.
How's it? How'd your That's it?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
That's when you're in that you get delighted. They give
you that. That's when you're real bad off. That's that's
what delighted. Yeah, yeah, you get down.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I never had maybe that's what one of them. Yeah,
is that a pill or an I V? Though?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Just do I V?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know they go right in the rain right there
when you immediately put that right on.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Let's get the system.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, that's what he was doing that, you know, like
like you can speed up like ad deal and stuff
if you show it. But too much of it being
your teeth though, that's why we don't. That don't work
out good. And too much be in your teeth, you
can I need all the milligram swallow.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Shoeing your ad bll what is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I got I got a peel crusher when I got
a headache, I crushed my pills, throw it in the
back of my throat and then throw the water down.
I get it up, and I ain't got time for
the peel to dissolve in my stomach.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's right, all right? Have you? Yeah? You got.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let's get to it all right here it is. This
is weed in the church band.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Weed in the church band.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, that's what he should have got. He should have
got in so weed left the piels. Let's go get
weed in the church.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I'm trying to reach there, brother.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Hello, hellouse, let's see that I'm brother Dare, Brother Dan Okay, yeah,
this brother Scott from your church from Belt the Baptist.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Hello, yeah, I'll call you. I'm trying to get a
little information about the church band. What's what's your schedule?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Uh? Will you drive the church ran? What's what's your schedule?
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Uhrive Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Okay, Wednesday, Friday, This Sunday, now Sunday. What what is
that schedule?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh? Well, Sunday.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
I usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably
a little early. It depending on some of the elderly
people that I have to go pick up and bring
to the church, make sure they get there okay, and
get situated and make sure they're on time for the
service and whatnot.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Okay, and then you take them back home after service
is over.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
unless they got family members or something that come up
there and leat them up there and want to take
them to dinner the Sunday afterwards.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
But I usually get everybody back home okay.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Okay, Now this class Sunday, which is part of the
reason why I'm calling. They're saying that some of the
church uh members that was on the band this Sunday. Uh,
they are complaining, saying that that the church band was
smelling like weed when they got on the Excuse me?
(04:16):
They say the church band was smelling like weed when
they got on there. And you are the person that
was driving them.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
No, no, no, no, no no no not not not the
vand that that I'm driving.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I don't. I even't smoke weed in no Vand.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Uh do you smoke weed? No?
Speaker 8 (04:36):
I don't smoke weed. I mean not carried. I mean
I had before, but I don't smoke weed now. And
I would smoke weed before picking some people up to go. Noirs, Now.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Where are you carry it from? Who told you this?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Well? All I know is what what? What's come down?
The pipeline is? They saying that that a couple of
the members came complaining. See see naz.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
This this just happened last week about this pipeline. I
want to know who the pipeline is because just last
week they came in me talking about that I was
using the van to go places that I wanted to
go to on my personal time.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Now I don't do that. I don't do stuff like
that now. I have had a past.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
I had a history, but I don't do stuff like that,
and I wouldn't smoking no church fan, So are you seriously.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Talking to what? What?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
What we're trying to We're trying to get to the
bottom of it and see what's going on with you.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Elderly person said, do you know which one?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I don't know?
Speaker 8 (05:31):
They love me Every Sunday then people tell me they
love me. They say I'm one of the most respectful
young gentlemen.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
They've ever met in their life. And so I really
find it hard to believe that you get these type
of complaints about me.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Okay, one of them saying, see like who we I
don't know what that means or nothing like that.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Look, brother, I don't know you too well, and I
know you don't know me. But I've been driving this
vans as a point.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
To try to change my life and where I come from.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
So this was something that I wanted to volunteer even
though I'm getting paid to.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Give my time to do this for the church.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
And now this is like the second instance where y'all
and came at me on some stuff about like I'm
trying to do something with this band. Now, why would
I disrespect the church van by smoking weed in it
and then letting the weeds stay in there so other
people could sell it.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go out here to the church van to
say we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
if we see any seeds or anything around the driver
or seat, then that then then we're gonna We're gonna
definitely uhna.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Open the vand up. Man.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
I was raised in that church, man, my mama, go
to that church, my grandma, see.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Go to that church. See the reason we even all
left that church.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
And you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving
around in the vand pull the elderly people smoking some.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Smell like weed dead.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I don't know why such band smell like weed?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Man, Now I don't.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I don't got the answers to these questions.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Did you have some weed in your pocket? And Lindy
with just s I ain't had.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
No weed on me.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Stop trying to say like I had weed on me
and you ain't gonna give me nothing. I ain't had
no we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's
name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
We've been helping this church for years, and I'm trying
to tell you that I ain't riding around in no band,
smoking no weed with no elderly people.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Did you ask any of the elderly people if they
had any weed on them? No?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
No, no, I didn't think about no heldly people having
no weed.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
So you just assume it's me what one of them
guy got came or something?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
What? What?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
What?
Speaker 6 (07:37):
You know? What? You know?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Who?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I think?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
What did you know? Who I think the weed belonged to?
Ooh ooh, I think I think the weed belonged to Nehew.
Tell me from the Steve Harvey on this show.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Man, damn you just god pray, oh my god, you
just got play.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
What is this name? His name is brother, brother.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Lawrence, Lawrence laws Oh my.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Larry called Larry Lauren. Man, I know.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Larry Larry here in trouble with me.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I gonna hit him with the man. Man. I got
one more thing that I got one more thing to
ask you, man, what is the saddest And I mean
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Man Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Son Man, going on risk man, going on the chill
out the rest of the day.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm try man. I know I ain't gonna smoke no wied.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's it, sir. I'll be back tomorrow. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Thing all right, you're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Steve hard Morning Shout.
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