Will You Be My Valentine

Fool #1 has a question for a male co-worker that maybe inappropriate for the workplace.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the
subject she needs a shot, but not my Cupid? What right? Now?
Now you're here with today's prank phone call. What you
got for us? Now throw it in, Paul and just

(00:21):
wait today's prank kids? Will you be my valid? I
knew it found pretty simple, don't it. Yeah, let's go
catch Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to reach the devet. This
this what's what was this? Hey? What's up? Bro? This? This? Uh?
This Trevor, Man, it's just trap the um you I

(00:42):
got your numb. I work at the job with you. Ma,
I'm many different department, but I work at the job
with you. Okay, okay, Trevor, Trevor, I don't know, no trap.
What would I know, Trevor? Um? Like I said, I'm
in a different department. Man, I'm I see you guys
sometime when y'all going to lunch. Man, we'll be coming
back Cup of the Ladies or whatever. I see you
going to see you going to lunch and you know,

(01:03):
back and forth or whatever. But yeah, like I said,
I'm in a different department, you know. Okay, Well, what
could that mean? Okay? Travel another shis back. I was
in the middle of the something. What cand I happy with? Man?
What kind of kind of happy with? Something? As the reason?
First and foremost, man, let me let me, let me
do this, Let me congratulate you, man, because my understanding
is that you you might be um, you might be
getting a promotion at the job. So you know, big

(01:25):
up to you on that. I know it's you know,
I haven't heard about it. That's really personal. So you
must work for me. But that's crazy. How did you
get my number? I got your number from somebody at
the job. Yeah, you know, I asked him that they
have Um, I guess everybody called you Dave, but your
name is David In Is that right? Yeah? They call me?
Yeah that's okay, yeah yeah yeah, I got little chicks

(01:45):
at the job. I got it from your man. But
but check this out, man, you um, I know I
noticed you. You know you are day? Were you married? Man?
I know you ain't gonna way are you married? And
my man, what's up with what kind of quastions that ain't? Man?
What's that? Okay? Okay, cool? Cool? Cool? Hey? So check
us out? Man? Uh are you getting out on Friday.
You know, I know a lot of people hit the

(02:06):
happy hour. You're getting out on Friday? Um? Uh yeah,
I mean that was the plan. You know what I mean?
But what choose the meaning this? You're asked me a
lot of questions? My brother? What's up? Now? You got
to get to the point with this? I got you know,
I got to do. I ain't got time for this.
You're cool with Daddy, is right? That's that's like, my brother.
What's happening? What's up with that? What's up? Man? You called?

(02:27):
I'm trying to get what's up? You know? Man, get
to it, bro, I'm trying to Hey, I got I'm
coming to give me a minute, five seconds, five seconds,
go ahead, Bro. I want to ask you this, man,
if you know, just I don't hate it, but I'm
sorry rushing in on your time or whatever, But I
want to ask you this here man, Will you, um?
Will you beat my Valentine? What do you say? What?

(02:47):
Maybe I heard that? Bro? We're reminding that. Bro, come back,
come back around. I said, you know, will you beat
my Valentine? So first of all, listen, man, I don't
know who told you to call me with this? No
disrespect to the people. I was hoping I get some dinner.
No no, no, no, no some drinks. No no no,
no no no no no no no no no, no,

(03:09):
no no no. I won't be done at that. Um,
you know I got a cousin that that that do
your thing me personally, Brother, I don't. I don't know
what the why would a person get this person, sir?
I don't know why you wait, wait, let me ask
you this. What is it the color that I want,
something that I have a haircut? Did I have a

(03:31):
Piersons or something, my nose or something that what made
you think I was the guy for that? I mean,
I just you know, I just I just sensed. You know, bro, listen,
this is a serious situation on man. You can't be bro.
I don't. I don't. I don't even get out like that. Okay,
I know you know. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
this job. I'm not going this job you're wantin. Guy,

(03:54):
me mixed up with some other person, trying me everything,
trying to listen. Man, I'm gonna get off the phone
with you. I'm a little confused. I'm just trying to
figure out why you thought I was the one to
call for this. I mean, maybe somebody told you something
about me, bro, and they got it mixed up with
somebody else. I know, my name kind of funny or whatever.
But that's why I use days because I ain't want
nobody to get it confused or you know what I'm saying.

(04:16):
But obviously I need to maybe shorten it or something
like that. Maybe because you're saying, are you saying no dinner? Man?
Do you have to your your man? Bro? So you
won't be so so you know, isn't it obvious to
you that I'm not saying okay? So you you're saying
you won't be my Valentine, that's what you're saying. Man, Yeah,

(04:36):
I'm not gonna be your Valentine. Man, I ain't want
to have like I know what time it is and
I don't even get out like that. Man. Yo, No, no,
don't listen, Tristan. You gotta understand, bro. You Trevor Man,
it's Trevor, And I don't give a damn about your
that You got me mess stuff first. You got me
stuck first of all, because I ain't wanted the people

(04:58):
that you you know what I mean, I know it's
I know I'm from the old school. You understand, I don't.
I don't even know why this call. I don't even
know why you calling men? Give them my number out
of the job. Man, I'm trying to get a promotion,
is you're calling me with this little right in? Man,
I ain't got time for this. Man, I got the dude. Man,
you I can't believe man, somebody to give you my man,
I know what my name is, Man, I don't know

(05:19):
how my name Okay, So so so let me ask
you this here. Let me ask you this hidin' got
me what's going on? Front? Play that I'm for the
south Okay, okay, so south side, south side. Let me
ask you this here. You you know Thaddius right hey,
look man, I know Thaddies. What the thing got to

(05:40):
do with what we're talking about right now? It's got asks,
all these questions, Okay, it's got this to dude with it. Man,
the guy ain't going nowhere with nobody and all. Let
it get to the point, man, Daddy's what's up? Man?
That's like I told you, like a brother said, Daddy
has Daddy has gave me your number. Man, Why I'm
gonna kill when you killdaddies. You might. We're gonna kill
Tommy two who it's Timmy bro nephew Timmy from the

(06:04):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on, Daviden, you got prank
baby me and Thaddy has got your aunts. Uh little
man to take my jacket off at my work cold,
that's what we're doing for. Come on, I don't play that, man.

(06:26):
Oh man, all right, you gotta get it to me.
Come on, baby David. What's the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land Steve Harvey more
on the show. But I'm gonna tell you this, whichever
one of you I see first, she's the baddiest for
you is somebody else. But come on, Oh my god, man,

(06:57):
you know much. She was talking to you. Just chopping,
don't mess, just chopped, man. Man. He said he was

(07:21):
on promotion. Man, I found out he was on his
way to He on his way to He supposed to
be getting the promotion pretty soon. So oh man, when
I knew when I hit him with it, Hey man,
will you will you beat my back? Man? I ain't
gonna get the promotion? Take me? Oh god, you're stupid

(07:46):
for real? Question? Oh yeah, get off phone. Man, if
I get off this phone with just like and I
got a conference call, man, you better get some security.

(08:09):
I'm telling you that's gonna happen. Man. Comedy laugh Fest.
Here I come, all right tonight Cleveland, Ohio, Baby, Cleveland, Ohio.
Valentine's to Night. Yeah, Cincinnati, Ohio is the fifteen and
the sixteen. Oh my god, I can't wait. Memphis, Tennessee,
here we come. It's the comedy laugh ass Me said

(08:31):
you to entertain the del Hughley, di en Cole and earthquake.
We're shaking it up all weekend long. Take us on
sale right now, get ready to get ready, to get
ready and laying in the cut. Yeah. In March, baby,
your nephew, March seventh, Dalton, Alabama. And then March fourteen, Montgomery, Alabama, Alabama.
Straight off for two thirds and one. You're going to Montgomery.

(08:54):
You can take a route straight over to eighty five
eighty five to go to the Gump. So we got
a side route, but it's a single lane highway. Thank you,
Mr g. P. S U. And thank you nephew. Listen,
we got this strawberry letter coming up next. We'll get
into it right after this subject. She needs a shot,

(09:15):
but not by Cupid.