March 12, 2018 • 9 mins
The "King of Pranks"' aka Nephew Tommy is at it again and this time he tries to tell a man that has been married to his wife for 9 years that he isn't "officially" married to her.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after Steve. It's today's Strawberry letter.
The subject your Mama has to go. That is the
subject right here, right now. It is the nephew with
today's praying phone call. What you got now? I hate
(00:22):
to break it to you, but y'all ain't married. Y'all
ain't married. I'm I'm sorry, but y'all ain't married. Hello. Hello,
I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah. How are you doing? Brian?
My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today.
You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, um you're you're
(00:46):
Brian um Ran right, You're married to uh Alpia? Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,
that's that's me. That's my wife. Yeah, okay, I got
a question for you. Hello. You guys been married going
on nine years now, we've been married? Now, who is there?
My name is Daniel. Were you? Um? Were you guys
(01:08):
married a Greater New Missionary Baptist church, uh than the Sea?
Yeah yeah, yep, yep, that's the name of that church.
Has by nine years? Yeah, that's right. Why what's going on?
What's asked me all these questions? Okay? Do you remember
the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh,
(01:30):
Reverend right, Okay, I got the right person. I wanted
to make sure I had the right person, Brian. So
I'm I'm sorry if it seemed a little weird to you.
Here's here's what's going on. We've just come up with
a new discovery a lot of information that Reverend none
of his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not
(01:51):
a minister at all, he never was a minister, and
every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null
and void. So, and I hate to be the bear
of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though you
think you've been married for nine years, you guys are
not married. Not no, no, no, not that you gotta
(02:15):
have the wrong person, because then that then we got
we got married by nine years ago. And what I'm
telling you is he he never was ordained. He's never
been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all.
So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony, he
(02:35):
had no right to be doing that. You guys are
not are not married. You know, you guys have been
living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold, hold
on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't been
living no man. And my wife we have been married
for nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm
telling he's a preacher. Sunday Sir, as of today he is.
(02:55):
He has no right to be in anybody's pulpit. He
has no right to be officiated, whether it's weddings or funerals,
no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not
allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him
from doing anything serving under h as being a pastor
or a minister. We have stopped that. But what I
want you to know is that you have been living
(03:18):
in sin and you don't you get that. We want
to try and get you guys married as soon as possible,
so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc, I
have been living in no Sin. I have been married
for nine years. This woman ship been taking care of
me and my kids for the past nine Wait. Wait
a minute, wait a minute. You guys. Have you guys
have children? Yeah? Yeah, we got to two kids, two
(03:39):
beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids are bastard Stafford. Let
me tell you something. My kids ain't no bastard. What
about your kids? Your kids in bastood? No, sir, my kids,
my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids have been
born out of wedlocks. I'm telling you that man did
my service, and he is a preacher. He's a man
after God's own heart himself. He doesn't done everything that
(04:02):
that he comes for me and my family. He is
a preacher. So I don't. I know it's hard for
you to to to swallow the truth, but I want
you to know, and I need you to be able
to tell out fie that you guys are not married
and not as of right now. No, no, okay, so
holder now, back in the olden days, but before all
these all these colleges and stuff came came about, you
(04:24):
telling me that their men making old days, that they
weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men after the cough?
Is that what you're saying to me? Uh? What what
what are you? What are you? What are you? What
are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to say
is back in the older days, baking the twitters and thirties,
they didn't have all these colleges and all these degrees
and stuff like these new preachers got these days. That
man now he was from back then, and God called
(04:47):
them and that's what they went on too. And all
them people that they married back then, they did the
same thing to day. You don't need to know what
degree to say that that you're a preacher. You don't
need no lights to say you're a preacher. Man. My
wife would be maried for nine years. My kids have
been born in wedlocks. We were married, we were married.
I read my friends and family, they was all there, sir.
(05:08):
The bottom line is that that you have been living
in sin because you have not been married with your
wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I
hate to say it, your kids are bastards. Now o.
Now I've told you, don't say nothing else about my
kids saying I ain't no cuss up. But don't push me.
My kids ain't no bad said. You understand me. You
don't get me up, sir. I'm trying to give you
(05:29):
the truth and try to get you in here and
get you married so you will not be living in
sin any more than what you are. I'm living in
no sins. Look now, you don't make me whoop your
a s s. You understand me and my wife, we
have been married for nine years. Don't shoot up here
A tind me talking about the way. Ain't mad that man?
Ain't you understand? I get out of my show you
(05:52):
that's my life. Those are my kids. They have been
born in red locks. You understand, Sir. So, I just
wanted to call and give you the information so that
you could probably stop living in sin. That's all I
wanted to do. I ain't living non sin. That's what
I just told you. You You ain't hear me. I ain't
living an no thin. Maybe you the one that's living
a pist of sin. Now, you ain't got nothing else
said to me? That man? If never that nine years ago?
(06:14):
They get your ass on my phone. So I so
I have one more thing, one more thing I'd like
to say. You ain't got nothing else to say to me.
You ain't get tho a SF off my p am phone.
Now do you understand me? I ain't got time for this, sir?
Can I say one more thing? What you gotta say
on me? Now? So? I just wanted to let you
know that this is nephew tim Me from the Steve
(06:34):
womp In Morning show your wife and how feel got
me to prank phone call you. Oh man, oh lord,
it down here? Uh he I almost went in on
your down. You are wouna let me go down. Yeah,
I'm gonna get thin you say. Put you up to this?
Got me to prank you. Man, while man, oh man,
(07:00):
you all right with me? Brother? I got to ask
you something. Man, what is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land Steve on the
show Mantle Best. It's called Man. The first time you
(07:20):
get jumped, I hope I'm right now. I've been closed.
I don't want to be right then to help you,
I can't even get jumped on. I'm gonna help you.
That's family room. You fight one, you gotta fight everybody
that but now nobody come home. Ain't been in this fight.
I'm coming to the hospital and take the paper up
your strong because you ain't gonna be able to move.
(07:44):
Mark Nephew was coming to Chuckles Comedy Club, Memphis, Tennessee Friday,
said this Sunday. That's to Friday to Saturday one Sunday.
That's Chuckles Comedy Club in Memphis, Tennessee, March twenty three
through the twenty fifth and laying in the cut, let
it all go ahead? Is that? What's her name is? Prescott?
Prescott Prescott, A little time for you come up. They
(08:09):
packed them in there, They packed me in strong alright,
got funny as hell. I won't get up stage press.
You got a problem with everybody. That's how my life is.
Everybody we like you got that's my life. If you
came to Steve Harvest Comedy House, I was in there
(08:29):
at Coming about You Mars Comedy Club, the nephew Pridy
said the Sunday laying in the cut is Lexing Lexington,
Kentucky Comedy All Broadway, April fifth, six and stuffing tickets.
Don't steal red nack alright, stupid coming to town. All right,
(08:49):
coming up at the top of the hour. You're not
gonna believe this letter, the Strawberry Letter for today. Subject
your mama. Mama, that's got to go. She's got to
get out of here. Mom's gotta go. Alright, too much,
she's gotta go. We gotta go to You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
right about four minutes after Steve. It's today's Strawberry letter.
The subject your Mama has to go. That is the
subject right here, right now. It is the nephew with
today's praying phone call. What you got now? I hate
(00:22):
to break it to you, but y'all ain't married. Y'all
ain't married. I'm I'm sorry, but y'all ain't married. Hello. Hello,
I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah. How are you doing? Brian?
My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today.
You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, um you're you're
(00:46):
Brian um Ran right, You're married to uh Alpia? Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,
that's that's me. That's my wife. Yeah, okay, I got
a question for you. Hello. You guys been married going
on nine years now, we've been married? Now, who is there?
My name is Daniel. Were you? Um? Were you guys
(01:08):
married a Greater New Missionary Baptist church, uh than the Sea?
Yeah yeah, yep, yep, that's the name of that church.
Has by nine years? Yeah, that's right. Why what's going on?
What's asked me all these questions? Okay? Do you remember
the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh,
(01:30):
Reverend right, Okay, I got the right person. I wanted
to make sure I had the right person, Brian. So
I'm I'm sorry if it seemed a little weird to you.
Here's here's what's going on. We've just come up with
a new discovery a lot of information that Reverend none
of his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not
(01:51):
a minister at all, he never was a minister, and
every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null
and void. So, and I hate to be the bear
of bad news, but you and Alphea, even though you
think you've been married for nine years, you guys are
not married. Not no, no, no, not that you gotta
(02:15):
have the wrong person, because then that then we got
we got married by nine years ago. And what I'm
telling you is he he never was ordained. He's never
been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all.
So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony, he
(02:35):
had no right to be doing that. You guys are
not are not married. You know, you guys have been
living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold, hold
on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't been
living no man. And my wife we have been married
for nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm
telling he's a preacher. Sunday Sir, as of today he is.
(02:55):
He has no right to be in anybody's pulpit. He
has no right to be officiated, whether it's weddings or funerals,
no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not
allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him
from doing anything serving under h as being a pastor
or a minister. We have stopped that. But what I
want you to know is that you have been living
(03:18):
in sin and you don't you get that. We want
to try and get you guys married as soon as possible,
so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc, I
have been living in no Sin. I have been married
for nine years. This woman ship been taking care of
me and my kids for the past nine Wait. Wait
a minute, wait a minute. You guys. Have you guys
have children? Yeah? Yeah, we got to two kids, two
(03:39):
beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids are bastard Stafford. Let
me tell you something. My kids ain't no bastard. What
about your kids? Your kids in bastood? No, sir, my kids,
my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids have been
born out of wedlocks. I'm telling you that man did
my service, and he is a preacher. He's a man
after God's own heart himself. He doesn't done everything that
(04:02):
that he comes for me and my family. He is
a preacher. So I don't. I know it's hard for
you to to to swallow the truth, but I want
you to know, and I need you to be able
to tell out fie that you guys are not married
and not as of right now. No, no, okay, so
holder now, back in the olden days, but before all
these all these colleges and stuff came came about, you
(04:24):
telling me that their men making old days, that they
weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men after the cough?
Is that what you're saying to me? Uh? What what
what are you? What are you? What are you? What
are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to say
is back in the older days, baking the twitters and thirties,
they didn't have all these colleges and all these degrees
and stuff like these new preachers got these days. That
man now he was from back then, and God called
(04:47):
them and that's what they went on too. And all
them people that they married back then, they did the
same thing to day. You don't need to know what
degree to say that that you're a preacher. You don't
need no lights to say you're a preacher. Man. My
wife would be maried for nine years. My kids have
been born in wedlocks. We were married, we were married.
I read my friends and family, they was all there, sir.
(05:08):
The bottom line is that that you have been living
in sin because you have not been married with your
wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I
hate to say it, your kids are bastards. Now o.
Now I've told you, don't say nothing else about my
kids saying I ain't no cuss up. But don't push me.
My kids ain't no bad said. You understand me. You
don't get me up, sir. I'm trying to give you
(05:29):
the truth and try to get you in here and
get you married so you will not be living in
sin any more than what you are. I'm living in
no sins. Look now, you don't make me whoop your
a s s. You understand me and my wife, we
have been married for nine years. Don't shoot up here
A tind me talking about the way. Ain't mad that man?
Ain't you understand? I get out of my show you
(05:52):
that's my life. Those are my kids. They have been
born in red locks. You understand, Sir. So, I just
wanted to call and give you the information so that
you could probably stop living in sin. That's all I
wanted to do. I ain't living non sin. That's what
I just told you. You You ain't hear me. I ain't
living an no thin. Maybe you the one that's living
a pist of sin. Now, you ain't got nothing else
said to me? That man? If never that nine years ago?
(06:14):
They get your ass on my phone. So I so
I have one more thing, one more thing I'd like
to say. You ain't got nothing else to say to me.
You ain't get tho a SF off my p am phone.
Now do you understand me? I ain't got time for this, sir?
Can I say one more thing? What you gotta say
on me? Now? So? I just wanted to let you
know that this is nephew tim Me from the Steve
(06:34):
womp In Morning show your wife and how feel got
me to prank phone call you. Oh man, oh lord,
it down here? Uh he I almost went in on
your down. You are wouna let me go down. Yeah,
I'm gonna get thin you say. Put you up to this?
Got me to prank you. Man, while man, oh man,
(07:00):
you all right with me? Brother? I got to ask
you something. Man, what is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land Steve on the
show Mantle Best. It's called Man. The first time you
(07:20):
get jumped, I hope I'm right now. I've been closed.
I don't want to be right then to help you,
I can't even get jumped on. I'm gonna help you.
That's family room. You fight one, you gotta fight everybody
that but now nobody come home. Ain't been in this fight.
I'm coming to the hospital and take the paper up
your strong because you ain't gonna be able to move.
(07:44):
Mark Nephew was coming to Chuckles Comedy Club, Memphis, Tennessee Friday,
said this Sunday. That's to Friday to Saturday one Sunday.
That's Chuckles Comedy Club in Memphis, Tennessee, March twenty three
through the twenty fifth and laying in the cut, let
it all go ahead? Is that? What's her name is? Prescott?
Prescott Prescott, A little time for you come up. They
(08:09):
packed them in there, They packed me in strong alright,
got funny as hell. I won't get up stage press.
You got a problem with everybody. That's how my life is.
Everybody we like you got that's my life. If you
came to Steve Harvest Comedy House, I was in there
(08:29):
at Coming about You Mars Comedy Club, the nephew Pridy
said the Sunday laying in the cut is Lexing Lexington,
Kentucky Comedy All Broadway, April fifth, six and stuffing tickets.
Don't steal red nack alright, stupid coming to town. All right,
(08:49):
coming up at the top of the hour. You're not
gonna believe this letter, the Strawberry Letter for today. Subject
your mama. Mama, that's got to go. She's got to
get out of here. Mom's gotta go. Alright, too much,
she's gotta go. We gotta go to You're listening to
the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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