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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for today's bring phone call with the nephew.
What you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nephew? So this right here is your son is too fat.
We can't be down here to daycare. Yeah, he just
it's just too much. The boy big eating too We
can't his son too fat. You gotta fiss up to
what's really going on with your kids? Your son too fat?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
That's it, and you have the right to make the call.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You have my daycare. You got this gray, big old
baby down here. Yeah, gray, big old baby.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Ironically, he won't confess what's going on with him though.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Let's go cat your son too fat?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please,
this is hi Kathy. This is Kirvy. I'm actually the
owner at the daycare for mine's daycare when your son comes.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,
all right, how you doing today? I'm good? Oh, how's
little little Devon? How's he doing?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's good. He's laying down taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, you guys been coming here. I guess about a
year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,
I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at
some some information. I was how was Devon doing at home?
Is he Is he eating properly at home?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
When you say eating, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
to get them while he's at home?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
may be a shortage of food or anything like that.
Are you uh.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Short as the food? No, sir, my husband works real good.
We don't have a problem with as short as the food.
Is there a problem with him?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, you know, we're looking at the records and little
Divan its too Yes, sir. Have you looked at the
comparison of two year olds the majority of two year
olds in comparison to I guess I should say size
in comparison to Divon side you mean like.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Embody way by be size? I mean he's a little tall.
You know, he wasn't a small chap when he's born.
He was ten pounds. But no, he's on the scale
of right where he should be. He's just a little
you know, taller because Daddy is tall. But he's doing okay.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So you don't think he's anywhere in the in the
ballpark of of of of obesity at two? You mean fat?
I mean, I didn't want to be blunt, but but
but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your son.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and
we're talking about you think my son is a little
overweight or what he's what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And
and the problem I'm happening here is I'm noticing the
records of everything.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Wait, wait, we need to back up. See you think
he's fat. I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is
that what she said?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
My name is Kirby.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for
a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benie
has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
telling me that you think my son is fat with him,
you deal with him on a daily basis.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
gallon of milk a.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Day, a gallon the milk. Y'all only get snacks two
times a day, and he's there only for breakfast and lunch.
And how in the hell is he drinking a gallon
of milk? And if he is, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
But all I know is this.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, No, I'm blown away by this because you calling
me on a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's
the problem. And your wife has never said a damn thing.
Never has she said one thing to me in a
year when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't
said my son is eating y'all at a house and home.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person,
and she tries to be cordial with everyone.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby. I've
never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
is that I know tomorrow, if you're gonna be trying
to drop your son off, I.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Am gonna drop him off. I amna.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, No, that's that's kind of the reason why I'm
calling you. Now here's what we what you want to
try to do is here. Either you can keep him
at home.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
and I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at
six thirty like I do every morning.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Okay'am, ma'am, Listen, if we can't get him, you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Really want to get this banita on the side, because
obviously you ain't the one that need to be talking
to me. Because if you're not there every day and
I deal with your wife.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm telling you that your son is too big to
be his fas is.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Coming every morning if that's the case, and if he's
eating at a house and home, I send him some extra.
But what I pay my money for is what you're
gonna feed him for two full meals and two snacks,
and if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He's taking a gallon of milk a day?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are you you care? I don't care. There's no way
possible that he can drink a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Y'all, ma'am. Here's the deal. I don't I want you
to have to stop bringing your son there and I'm
not and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will
put him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an
apple in the day.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You ain't, no, damn you are you from.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
The health food program? I will. I will give him
an apple and a glass of water in the morning,
and I'll give him an apple and a glass of
water in the evening, and then you guys can feed
him when he gets home.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You must be certified in the food program, especially if
you sitting up here telling me my damn son is
on on the diet and he's not drinking no water
and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the
other kids is having an apple and water, then that
that you better be serving him. But if that ain't
the case, and hell no, he better get the full snack.
So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it,
that's what my son better be getting. And if he
(05:41):
won't ask her, he better get it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Listen, all I'm trying to tell you is your son
drank too much on the daily fak.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You need to back the stop. I know you did
not cussing me.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know I did not cuss that. You ready to
cut to me?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Let me tell you what you ain't have to worry
about it. We don't have nothing else to talk about.
My husband, me, your wife, and everybody that works at
damn daycare better be there in the morning because that's
six thirty. We gonna be there. And my son he's
coming on week and he gonna eat arms week. If
he WoT two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.
(06:18):
If he want two plates of food, he gonna get it.
Because I tell you what, we pay them good money
to come to that daycare.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
So child up there, but I'm gonna have to put
him on some swim fast. Now, I will put your
child on slim fast. I was trying not to get
him suspective, but I will.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a
slim fast swooping. I'm gonna whoop yos and whoever gave
it to him, whoever gave it to him, They're gonna
get a slim fast swooping. All the little kids better
have some slim fast. If he getting some, he better
eat whatever they eating. If they eating steak, will damn it,
he better have some too.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
If we had steak, he probably eat the whole Damn
cap etn care.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I pay for it. But he better not getting no
slim fast. I will shut it. Then about my child?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, I got something else you need to know about
your son?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What the else do I need to know besides you
think my son is overweight? What the else can you
tell me today?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone
call you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What the did you just say? What the did you
just say?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
This is Nephew tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning
Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm gonna be said to that she knows I don't
play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.
I don't play about him. I'm gonna be is she there? No,
it's on after this?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It is on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It is on.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hey, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, baby,
what is what is the baddest that, I mean, the
baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Steve Harvey Morning Shows. It's on. It's on. I hope
you can hear me wherever you at lasting It's on.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And there, ladies and gentlemen, you have it. Your son
is too fat.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
All right, almost gotcha that one.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Big ups all the parents out there, Sam Stage, Great Slam,
Baby saund Stage, Great Slam, Memphis to the Sea, The
Nephews coming to town February the eighth, Super Bowl weekend
tickets on syup. Right now, laying in the cut is Lexington, Kentucky.
That's March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. What else, what else? What else?
What else? What else? What else? Can I give you? Florida, Florida, Charlotte,
(08:40):
charltt knock Man, I get it to you.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Let God, okay, all right, nephew, thank you,
It's time for today's bring phone call with the nephew.
What you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nephew? So this right here is your son is too fat.
We can't be down here to daycare. Yeah, he just
it's just too much. The boy big eating too We
can't his son too fat. You gotta fiss up to
what's really going on with your kids? Your son too fat?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
That's it, and you have the right to make the call.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You have my daycare. You got this gray, big old
baby down here. Yeah, gray, big old baby.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Ironically, he won't confess what's going on with him though.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Let's go cat your son too fat?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please,
this is hi Kathy. This is Kirvy. I'm actually the
owner at the daycare for mine's daycare when your son comes.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,
all right, how you doing today? I'm good? Oh, how's
little little Devon? How's he doing?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's good. He's laying down taking a nap.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, you guys been coming here. I guess about a
year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,
I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at
some some information. I was how was Devon doing at home?
Is he Is he eating properly at home?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
When you say eating, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
to get them while he's at home?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys
may be a shortage of food or anything like that.
Are you uh.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Short as the food? No, sir, my husband works real good.
We don't have a problem with as short as the food.
Is there a problem with him?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, you know, we're looking at the records and little
Divan its too Yes, sir. Have you looked at the
comparison of two year olds the majority of two year
olds in comparison to I guess I should say size
in comparison to Divon side you mean like.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Embody way by be size? I mean he's a little tall.
You know, he wasn't a small chap when he's born.
He was ten pounds. But no, he's on the scale
of right where he should be. He's just a little
you know, taller because Daddy is tall. But he's doing okay.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So you don't think he's anywhere in the in the
ballpark of of of of obesity at two? You mean fat?
I mean, I didn't want to be blunt, but but
but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your son.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and
we're talking about you think my son is a little
overweight or what he's what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And
and the problem I'm happening here is I'm noticing the
records of everything.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Wait, wait, we need to back up. See you think
he's fat. I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is
that what she said?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
My name is Kirby.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for
a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benie
has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're
telling me that you think my son is fat with him,
you deal with him on a daily basis.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What
I'm looking at as records that are showing me that
he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at
the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably a
gallon of milk a.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Day, a gallon the milk. Y'all only get snacks two
times a day, and he's there only for breakfast and lunch.
And how in the hell is he drinking a gallon
of milk? And if he is, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
But all I know is this.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, No, I'm blown away by this because you calling
me on a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's
the problem. And your wife has never said a damn thing.
Never has she said one thing to me in a
year when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't
said my son is eating y'all at a house and home.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person,
and she tries to be cordial with everyone.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby. I've
never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
is that I know tomorrow, if you're gonna be trying
to drop your son off, I.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Am gonna drop him off. I amna.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, No, that's that's kind of the reason why I'm
calling you. Now here's what we what you want to
try to do is here. Either you can keep him
at home.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works
and I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at
six thirty like I do every morning.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Okay'am, ma'am, Listen, if we can't get him, you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Really want to get this banita on the side, because
obviously you ain't the one that need to be talking
to me. Because if you're not there every day and
I deal with your wife.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm telling you that your son is too big to
be his fas is.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Coming every morning if that's the case, and if he's
eating at a house and home, I send him some extra.
But what I pay my money for is what you're
gonna feed him for two full meals and two snacks,
and if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He's taking a gallon of milk a day?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are you you care? I don't care. There's no way
possible that he can drink a gallon of milk a day.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Y'all, ma'am. Here's the deal. I don't I want you
to have to stop bringing your son there and I'm
not and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will
put him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an
apple in the day.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
You ain't, no, damn you are you from.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
The health food program? I will. I will give him
an apple and a glass of water in the morning,
and I'll give him an apple and a glass of
water in the evening, and then you guys can feed
him when he gets home.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You must be certified in the food program, especially if
you sitting up here telling me my damn son is
on on the diet and he's not drinking no water
and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the
other kids is having an apple and water, then that
that you better be serving him. But if that ain't
the case, and hell no, he better get the full snack.
So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it,
that's what my son better be getting. And if he
(05:41):
won't ask her, he better get it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Listen, all I'm trying to tell you is your son
drank too much on the daily fak.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
You need to back the stop. I know you did
not cussing me.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know I did not cuss that. You ready to
cut to me?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Let me tell you what you ain't have to worry
about it. We don't have nothing else to talk about.
My husband, me, your wife, and everybody that works at
damn daycare better be there in the morning because that's
six thirty. We gonna be there. And my son he's
coming on week and he gonna eat arms week. If
he WoT two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.
(06:18):
If he want two plates of food, he gonna get it.
Because I tell you what, we pay them good money
to come to that daycare.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
So child up there, but I'm gonna have to put
him on some swim fast. Now, I will put your
child on slim fast. I was trying not to get
him suspective, but I will.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Give him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a
slim fast swooping. I'm gonna whoop yos and whoever gave
it to him, whoever gave it to him, They're gonna
get a slim fast swooping. All the little kids better
have some slim fast. If he getting some, he better
eat whatever they eating. If they eating steak, will damn it,
he better have some too.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
If we had steak, he probably eat the whole Damn
cap etn care.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I pay for it. But he better not getting no
slim fast. I will shut it. Then about my child?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, I got something else you need to know about
your son?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
What the else do I need to know besides you
think my son is overweight? What the else can you
tell me today?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone
call you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What the did you just say? What the did you
just say?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
This is Nephew tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning
Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm gonna be said to that she knows I don't
play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.
I don't play about him. I'm gonna be is she there? No,
it's on after this?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It is on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It is on.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hey, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, baby,
what is what is the baddest that, I mean, the
baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Steve Harvey Morning Shows. It's on. It's on. I hope
you can hear me wherever you at lasting It's on.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And there, ladies and gentlemen, you have it. Your son
is too fat.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
All right, almost gotcha that one.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Big ups all the parents out there, Sam Stage, Great Slam,
Baby saund Stage, Great Slam, Memphis to the Sea, The
Nephews coming to town February the eighth, Super Bowl weekend
tickets on syup. Right now, laying in the cut is Lexington, Kentucky.
That's March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. What else, what else? What else?
What else? What else? What else? Can I give you? Florida, Florida, Charlotte,
(08:40):
charltt knock Man, I get it to you.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Let God, okay, all right, nephew, thank you,
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