July 23, 2021 • 9 mins
How do you tell a parent about their child and their inability?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject is oh no, she didn't. Oh no she did.
We'll get into it at right and the letter those
four little words, you know, a whole lot. Oh she's
so died it did it. We'll get into it in
(00:24):
just a bit. But right now it is time for
the prank phone call with the nephew. What you got
for us today? Now? Your son need in the pool?
Oh no, he didn't. Let me text some time. One
more time. I'm going to say that again. I said,
your son Pete in the pool. Let's go and man,
(00:50):
as you're not last, Yeah, let's go. Cat. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach it. Can you hear me? Yes,
I'm trying to reach Alice Asian. This is she? How
you doing? Listen, I'm gleaning the lifeguard over here at
the pool here in your perfect complex. Do you have
a um, do you have a son named yes? Sir?
(01:13):
Everything all right? Uh yeah, yeah, everything is fine. I
mean a quick question. Man, we got a situation here
with what we're not we're not gonna be allowed to
uh let him swim here at the pool. And the
complex anymore. What we got him for me? Your son,
I mean he swims there pretty much every every every
(01:35):
other day. You know, I'm always here seeing him swim.
But it seems like is you know, we've been trying
to figure out who it is. You'll your fun keep
peeing in the pool. Now, I don't want to get
into it with you, your son. We finally nailed it down.
Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool
every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh,
(01:58):
we can't continue to keep letting them come over. We
gotta ban him from the pool. My son don't pin pool.
We ain't nashed it like this. Did you check the
to be? He's gonna say, it's my son and in
the pool with your son is the one to be
making faces and stuff, And I know that's what he's
doing here in their pin Your son is the one
that's pen and making faces. He'd be making faces, so
(02:20):
I know here and their peel I got to do
with we should be making faces pool. Oh you're gonna say,
and in the pool because he's making safe I'm not
gonna go back lasting like that. I teach my kids
better than that. He ain't been a pool. Later, I'm
not gonna All I'm saying is he can't come over
here and swim anymore. He's banned from the pool until
(02:40):
we rectify this problem not paying. When he's gonna be
in the pool and we all pool, we're gonna be there.
And that's a mind made of fact I'm sinking. I'm
kids to the pool. No, we don't a man, I'm
not gonna sit in and go back and forth with
you all. I'm trying to tell you it was just
right here. Your son has been peeing in the pool.
My boss wants me to bear him. If he's not
(03:02):
the one, then we will allow him to come back later.
But right now we're singling people out, and your sons,
you know, it just seems like he's the one that's
doing it. What's your saying? The name was? My name
is Glen. I'm Glean the lifeguard. That's who I am.
Now what's the real name then, but that I'm supposed
to be calling me? You ain't got no bitess calling
Myn'm talking about myself. No, how you neverthing to get
(03:26):
I'm not at liberty to give my last name. The
bottom line is we can't come in the bottom. What
but you like me to come, but you can't give
me your all the name. Okay, listen, I'm not. All
I'm supposed to do is call you Donna. Let you
know that we're banned in your son from getting in
the pool. What you're talking about, you can't bann my father,
dread life board. Get a real job, summer job, you
(03:50):
got a job it call him? You should? You know what?
You ain't good and you can't stop nobody. Whos come next? Fool?
And we're gonna be damn tomorrow again. And if you
deep do your job to clean man, let me say
this to you. If your son comes to the pool
tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son
(04:12):
out of the pool. I'm less you wat I wish
you were because you don't need life God sign a pool.
I wish you would. What kind of poem open at
ten o'clock, we're gonna be there ninety You got me up, Conna,
snatch my son out of pool? Yeah mine? Everybody pool?
(04:35):
Yeah mine? Like. The problem is what I've heard has
been singled out all the other kids, appointing up and
saying he's the one that's doing it. Your son is
the one that's being you. He's clear that whatever whatever.
For right now, all I'm asking is is keep your
son away from the pool for the next two weeks.
If we found out that it's not him, will allow
(04:56):
him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He ain't staying
pool two weeks. And if you do, he's gonna come
back and do for most cool. I'm just having a
whole two weeks worth and go back to that. Come
out my cool. You can tell you about his face.
You said what I said this life you watch then
(05:16):
the pool. You know you must not know what you're
talking to. I will be there and as a model
me and I don't fight my kids and they don't
the pool too. Don't do a little kid and growing
that and getting them in the pool. Let me tell
you something. Don't you bring them kids over there and
bring them in the pool. No, none of your children.
I don't give it. And what you say, you don't
(05:38):
run life? God get rid. Lady. Listen, lady, I'm not
gonna go continue to go back and forth. I got
one more thing I need to say to you what
I'm done. I'm gray. One more thing that I'm done.
You ain't got to say to me. I do what
I want to saying. I do need to say to
you what you have to say to me. I need
to say this. This is left you, Tommy from the
(05:58):
Steve all been more than show. You just got Frank
from your home board. You hello, kicks, look man, look
it up. You know you're coming doctor man if you
want to get this like this, Yeah, I play too much. Yeah,
(06:22):
I'll know, yeah, play too black little pleasure for nothing.
I'm walking towards him now. I thought you was coming
to the pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office
today and they still was opening the foecuck. I'll to
tell me, I don't call my fathers by myself in
the pool. I was gonna come now, take care of
(06:42):
them kids, baby. I got one more thing. I got
to ask you. What is the baddest radio show in
the land. The Steve are the morning Showing Morning. So
give it to him. Okay, first of all, before I
ask you awesome question, giving my accolades, you give it
to him. I especially like that one because I can
(07:04):
relate to it, you know what I mean not And
that leads me to my question. Jake, how many times.
Let's just say you're your adult life that you have
pete in the pool. Oh, Tommy, every time I'm in there,
I'm going just tippy. It's a badge of honor going on.
(07:30):
I don't just but the best place to pe is
from the hot If you ever p the triple lindsay,
is that an Olympic sports? Should it be? So? Okay? Okay,
So Shirley, do ladies like not pee in the pool?
(07:56):
I mean, I'm just asking that. Okay, sure, have you
ever pee in the pool? Sure? When I was younger, yes,
I did so. So sure you ain't been twenty plus
twenty plus to night at Shirless Star. As hard as
it is to get out all wet and everything, it's
just gross to me. I don't do it, you know what, sir.
(08:18):
I feel like it's a hazard to to get out
and and almost and almost slipping fall and go all
the way to the back. I think it's just a
hazard now, but not. What I've learned is not to
pee in the pool. But when I get out and
I'm walking around and water dripping on me, that's when
you you pee in. Okay, not a whole pavement. They're
(08:42):
getting it. I've never heard of that. Wow, that's just
that is. Can you're smiling in the pool and nuts
swimming they're peeing. Okay, it's a lot of chlorophyll in there,
it's supposed to. Can you be in the wool and
looked directly at somebody and have a conversation with what
(09:03):
you do? All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
Strawberry Letters, subject Oh no, she did m we'll get
into it right after this. You're listening to the Stave
Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject is oh no, she didn't. Oh no she did.
We'll get into it at right and the letter those
four little words, you know, a whole lot. Oh she's
so died it did it. We'll get into it in
(00:24):
just a bit. But right now it is time for
the prank phone call with the nephew. What you got
for us today? Now? Your son need in the pool?
Oh no, he didn't. Let me text some time. One
more time. I'm going to say that again. I said,
your son Pete in the pool. Let's go and man,
(00:50):
as you're not last, Yeah, let's go. Cat. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach it. Can you hear me? Yes,
I'm trying to reach Alice Asian. This is she? How
you doing? Listen, I'm gleaning the lifeguard over here at
the pool here in your perfect complex. Do you have
a um, do you have a son named yes? Sir?
(01:13):
Everything all right? Uh yeah, yeah, everything is fine. I
mean a quick question. Man, we got a situation here
with what we're not we're not gonna be allowed to
uh let him swim here at the pool. And the
complex anymore. What we got him for me? Your son,
I mean he swims there pretty much every every every
(01:35):
other day. You know, I'm always here seeing him swim.
But it seems like is you know, we've been trying
to figure out who it is. You'll your fun keep
peeing in the pool. Now, I don't want to get
into it with you, your son. We finally nailed it down.
Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool
every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh,
(01:58):
we can't continue to keep letting them come over. We
gotta ban him from the pool. My son don't pin pool.
We ain't nashed it like this. Did you check the
to be? He's gonna say, it's my son and in
the pool with your son is the one to be
making faces and stuff, And I know that's what he's
doing here in their pin Your son is the one
that's pen and making faces. He'd be making faces, so
(02:20):
I know here and their peel I got to do
with we should be making faces pool. Oh you're gonna say,
and in the pool because he's making safe I'm not
gonna go back lasting like that. I teach my kids
better than that. He ain't been a pool. Later, I'm
not gonna All I'm saying is he can't come over
here and swim anymore. He's banned from the pool until
(02:40):
we rectify this problem not paying. When he's gonna be
in the pool and we all pool, we're gonna be there.
And that's a mind made of fact I'm sinking. I'm
kids to the pool. No, we don't a man, I'm
not gonna sit in and go back and forth with
you all. I'm trying to tell you it was just
right here. Your son has been peeing in the pool.
My boss wants me to bear him. If he's not
(03:02):
the one, then we will allow him to come back later.
But right now we're singling people out, and your sons,
you know, it just seems like he's the one that's
doing it. What's your saying? The name was? My name
is Glen. I'm Glean the lifeguard. That's who I am.
Now what's the real name then, but that I'm supposed
to be calling me? You ain't got no bitess calling
Myn'm talking about myself. No, how you neverthing to get
(03:26):
I'm not at liberty to give my last name. The
bottom line is we can't come in the bottom. What
but you like me to come, but you can't give
me your all the name. Okay, listen, I'm not. All
I'm supposed to do is call you Donna. Let you
know that we're banned in your son from getting in
the pool. What you're talking about, you can't bann my father,
dread life board. Get a real job, summer job, you
(03:50):
got a job it call him? You should? You know what?
You ain't good and you can't stop nobody. Whos come next? Fool?
And we're gonna be damn tomorrow again. And if you
deep do your job to clean man, let me say
this to you. If your son comes to the pool
tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son
(04:12):
out of the pool. I'm less you wat I wish
you were because you don't need life God sign a pool.
I wish you would. What kind of poem open at
ten o'clock, we're gonna be there ninety You got me up, Conna,
snatch my son out of pool? Yeah mine? Everybody pool?
(04:35):
Yeah mine? Like. The problem is what I've heard has
been singled out all the other kids, appointing up and
saying he's the one that's doing it. Your son is
the one that's being you. He's clear that whatever whatever.
For right now, all I'm asking is is keep your
son away from the pool for the next two weeks.
If we found out that it's not him, will allow
(04:56):
him to come back. Okay, ain't me. He ain't staying
pool two weeks. And if you do, he's gonna come
back and do for most cool. I'm just having a
whole two weeks worth and go back to that. Come
out my cool. You can tell you about his face.
You said what I said this life you watch then
(05:16):
the pool. You know you must not know what you're
talking to. I will be there and as a model
me and I don't fight my kids and they don't
the pool too. Don't do a little kid and growing
that and getting them in the pool. Let me tell
you something. Don't you bring them kids over there and
bring them in the pool. No, none of your children.
I don't give it. And what you say, you don't
(05:38):
run life? God get rid. Lady. Listen, lady, I'm not
gonna go continue to go back and forth. I got
one more thing I need to say to you what
I'm done. I'm gray. One more thing that I'm done.
You ain't got to say to me. I do what
I want to saying. I do need to say to
you what you have to say to me. I need
to say this. This is left you, Tommy from the
(05:58):
Steve all been more than show. You just got Frank
from your home board. You hello, kicks, look man, look
it up. You know you're coming doctor man if you
want to get this like this, Yeah, I play too much. Yeah,
(06:22):
I'll know, yeah, play too black little pleasure for nothing.
I'm walking towards him now. I thought you was coming
to the pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office
today and they still was opening the foecuck. I'll to
tell me, I don't call my fathers by myself in
the pool. I was gonna come now, take care of
(06:42):
them kids, baby. I got one more thing. I got
to ask you. What is the baddest radio show in
the land. The Steve are the morning Showing Morning. So
give it to him. Okay, first of all, before I
ask you awesome question, giving my accolades, you give it
to him. I especially like that one because I can
(07:04):
relate to it, you know what I mean not And
that leads me to my question. Jake, how many times.
Let's just say you're your adult life that you have
pete in the pool. Oh, Tommy, every time I'm in there,
I'm going just tippy. It's a badge of honor going on.
(07:30):
I don't just but the best place to pe is
from the hot If you ever p the triple lindsay,
is that an Olympic sports? Should it be? So? Okay? Okay,
So Shirley, do ladies like not pee in the pool?
(07:56):
I mean, I'm just asking that. Okay, sure, have you
ever pee in the pool? Sure? When I was younger, yes,
I did so. So sure you ain't been twenty plus
twenty plus to night at Shirless Star. As hard as
it is to get out all wet and everything, it's
just gross to me. I don't do it, you know what, sir.
(08:18):
I feel like it's a hazard to to get out
and and almost and almost slipping fall and go all
the way to the back. I think it's just a
hazard now, but not. What I've learned is not to
pee in the pool. But when I get out and
I'm walking around and water dripping on me, that's when
you you pee in. Okay, not a whole pavement. They're
(08:42):
getting it. I've never heard of that. Wow, that's just
that is. Can you're smiling in the pool and nuts
swimming they're peeing. Okay, it's a lot of chlorophyll in there,
it's supposed to. Can you be in the wool and
looked directly at somebody and have a conversation with what
(09:03):
you do? All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
Strawberry Letters, subject Oh no, she did m we'll get
into it right after this. You're listening to the Stave
Harvey Morning Show.
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