May 7, 2021 • 9 mins
How do you tell a mother whose child is at your day care that he is too fat and eats too much?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I fell in love with the cookie Monster. We'll
get into that a little later, but right now it
is time for the prank call. Alright, nephew, what you got? Well?
You know, some people are sensitive about their kids. You know,
I don't know what people are about the kids. So
(00:24):
today's but today's Tightily is your son is too fat?
Your son is too fat? Let's go cat. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Cathy. Please, um, this is hi Cathy.
(00:45):
This is Curvy. I'm actually the the owner at the daycare,
Mine's daycare when your son comes. Alright, I'm sure you're
familiar with my wife, Anita. All right, how you doing today? Good? Oh,
a little divan? How's he doing? He's good. He's laying
down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been coming here.
I guess about a year now, right, yes, since he
(01:07):
was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call.
I'm looking at some some information I was I was
Divine doing at home? Is he? Is he eating properly
at home? When you say eating, what do you mean?
I mean, is he getting uh meals every time he's
supposed to get them while he's at home. Yeah, he's
(01:28):
doing pretty good. Okay, now there's there's there's no situation
where you guys may be a shortage of food or
anything like that. Are you uh no, sir, My husband
works real good. We don't have a problem with as
short as the food. Is there a problem with him? Well,
you know, we're looking at the records and look Devins too.
(01:49):
Have you looked at the comparison of two year olds
the majority of two year olds and in comparison to
I guess I should say size in comparison to to
divine side, you mean like in body way, buddy size?
You I mean he's a little tall. You know, he
wasn't a small chat when he Barney was ten pounds.
But no, he's on the scale of right where he
(02:10):
should be. He's just a little you know, taller because
his daddy is tall. But he's doing so. You're you
don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark of
of of of obesity at two? You mean fat? I
mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but but
miss Cathy, you're I mean I mean your sons. Let
(02:32):
me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxed, and we're
talking about you think my son is a little overweight
or what he's what's the problem? Well, I mean I
think he's fat, you know, and and and the problem
I'm I'm noticing the records of everything. And wait, we
need to back up to you think he's sad. I've
(02:52):
never spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what she said?
My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning that I
dropped him off for a year and I give my
daycare money. Ms Benita has never said anything about his
eating habits. So you're telling me that you think my
son is sat with him you deal with him on
a daily basis. Don't do with him on a daily basis.
When I'm looking at his records that are showing me
(03:13):
that he's eating way more than the rest of anybody
at the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably
a gallon of milk a day. In the milk y'all
only get snacks two times a day and he's there
only for breakfast and lunch. And how in the hell
is he drinking a gallon of milk? And if he is.
But all I know is this. No, No, I'm blown
(03:34):
away by this because you're calling me on a Sunday,
calling my damn child fat. That's the problem. And your
wife has never said a damn thing. Never has she
said one thing to me in a year when she
collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said my son
is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,
you know my wife is a different person, and she
tries to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who
deals with me. Mr Kirby. I've never met you, never
(03:56):
met you, especially on a Sunday. Reason why I'm calling
you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow
if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,
I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no,
that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.
Here's what we mean here. Either you can keep him
at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home. My
husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn son
(04:18):
off at six that he like I do every morning. Man, listen,
if we can't get him, if you rely on the side,
because obviously you ain't the one that need to be
talking to me, because if you're not there every day,
and I did with your wife, I'm telling you that
your son is too big to be is coming every
(04:38):
morning if that's the case, and if he's eating at
a house at home, I'll send him some extra, But
what I paid my money for is what you're gonna
feed him for to full meals and two snacks. And
if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.
But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day or
you looking here, I don't care. There's no way possible
that he can drink a gallon the milk day. Man.
(05:00):
Here's here's here's the deal. I don't want you to
have to stop bringing your son now, and I'm not
and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put
him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple
in the day. You ain't, no, damn, you ain't. Are
you from the health food program? I will. I will
give him an apple and a glass of water in
the morning, and I'll give him an apple and a
glass of water in the evening, and then you guys
(05:20):
can feed him when he gets home. You must be
certified in the food program, especially if you're sitting the
pare telling me my damn son is on a diet
and he's not drinking no water and no apple. He
needs a full snack. If the other kids is having
an apple and water, then that's what you better be
serving him. But if that ain't the case in here,
I'll know he better get the full snack. So if
that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it, that's
(05:41):
what my son better be getting. And if he won't extra,
he better get it. Listen, all I'm trying to tell
you is your son drink too money. He drinks two Well, well,
well you need to back the top. I know you
did not cussing me. I know I did not cut you.
I'll try to ready to cut to me. Let me
tell you what say. You ain't got to worry about it.
(06:02):
We don't have nothing else to talk about. My husband, me,
your wife, and everybody they're working at damn daycare better
be there in the morning because at six thirty we're
gonna be there and my son he's coming um week
and he gonna eat all week. If he walked two
gallons of milk, he gonna drink it. If he walked
two plates of food, he gonna get it. Because I
(06:23):
tell you what we say. Damn good money to come
to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your child up there,
but I'm gonna have to put him on some swim
fairst No, I will put your child on swim fairs.
I was trying not to give him suspected, but I
wis gives him some slim fast, and you're gonna get
a slim fast swopping. I'm gonna whop y'all. And whoever
gave it to him, whoever gave it to him, they
(06:45):
gonna get a slim fast slipping all the little kids,
but they have some slim faths. If he getting some,
he better eat whatever they eat. And if they eating steak, well,
damn it, he better have something too. If we had steak,
he probably eat the damn cold. He didn't care. I
pay for it, but he's been like getting went fast.
I will shut it down about my ChIL Okay, I
got something else you need to know about your son?
(07:06):
What else do I need to know besides you think
my son is overweight? What else can you tell me today?
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucresia got me to prank o
call you. What did you just say? What did you
(07:29):
just say? This is nephew tom Me from the Steve
Alvery Morning. Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank
phone call you. I'm go be that to that. She knows.
I don't play about my dear son at all. That's
my only son. I don't play about him. I'm gonna
be is she there? It's on after this, It's just
(07:52):
all it is on. I got one more thing. I
gotta ask you, baby, what is What is the baddest
and I mean bad is radio show in the land
Steve Harvey Morning. I wasn't. It's all. I hope you
can hear me wherever you atlantic, wherever you question is
(08:20):
was he fat? Is he really sat? Get a little chip?
It's a little children, a little children. But he's tall though, too.
I don't give it at a gallon of milk a day. Boy,
you know how much milk drink. I'm giving your son
(08:45):
some water in the apple she was not having. I'm
gonna put him on that slim fans. That's what I'm
pretty much. I love gallons of milk out of drink
and if you want to, I'm gonna call Adie Dolphin
(09:05):
get some baby, dear. That's what I'm gonna be. All right,
Thank you, nephew, great one. All right. Coming up next
Strawberry Letters, subject I Fell in Love with the Cookie Monster.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I fell in love with the cookie Monster. We'll
get into that a little later, but right now it
is time for the prank call. Alright, nephew, what you got? Well?
You know, some people are sensitive about their kids. You know,
I don't know what people are about the kids. So
(00:24):
today's but today's Tightily is your son is too fat?
Your son is too fat? Let's go cat. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach Cathy. Please, um, this is hi Cathy.
(00:45):
This is Curvy. I'm actually the the owner at the daycare,
Mine's daycare when your son comes. Alright, I'm sure you're
familiar with my wife, Anita. All right, how you doing today? Good? Oh,
a little divan? How's he doing? He's good. He's laying
down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been coming here.
I guess about a year now, right, yes, since he
(01:07):
was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call.
I'm looking at some some information I was I was
Divine doing at home? Is he? Is he eating properly
at home? When you say eating, what do you mean?
I mean, is he getting uh meals every time he's
supposed to get them while he's at home. Yeah, he's
(01:28):
doing pretty good. Okay, now there's there's there's no situation
where you guys may be a shortage of food or
anything like that. Are you uh no, sir, My husband
works real good. We don't have a problem with as
short as the food. Is there a problem with him? Well,
you know, we're looking at the records and look Devins too.
(01:49):
Have you looked at the comparison of two year olds
the majority of two year olds and in comparison to
I guess I should say size in comparison to to
divine side, you mean like in body way, buddy size?
You I mean he's a little tall. You know, he
wasn't a small chat when he Barney was ten pounds.
But no, he's on the scale of right where he
(02:10):
should be. He's just a little you know, taller because
his daddy is tall. But he's doing so. You're you
don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark of
of of of obesity at two? You mean fat? I
mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but but
miss Cathy, you're I mean I mean your sons. Let
(02:32):
me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxed, and we're
talking about you think my son is a little overweight
or what he's what's the problem? Well, I mean I
think he's fat, you know, and and and the problem
I'm I'm noticing the records of everything. And wait, we
need to back up to you think he's sad. I've
(02:52):
never spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what she said?
My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning that I
dropped him off for a year and I give my
daycare money. Ms Benita has never said anything about his
eating habits. So you're telling me that you think my
son is sat with him you deal with him on
a daily basis. Don't do with him on a daily basis.
When I'm looking at his records that are showing me
(03:13):
that he's eating way more than the rest of anybody
at the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably
a gallon of milk a day. In the milk y'all
only get snacks two times a day and he's there
only for breakfast and lunch. And how in the hell
is he drinking a gallon of milk? And if he is.
But all I know is this. No, No, I'm blown
(03:34):
away by this because you're calling me on a Sunday,
calling my damn child fat. That's the problem. And your
wife has never said a damn thing. Never has she
said one thing to me in a year when she
collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said my son
is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,
you know my wife is a different person, and she
tries to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who
deals with me. Mr Kirby. I've never met you, never
(03:56):
met you, especially on a Sunday. Reason why I'm calling
you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow
if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,
I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no,
that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.
Here's what we mean here. Either you can keep him
at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home. My
husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn son
(04:18):
off at six that he like I do every morning. Man, listen,
if we can't get him, if you rely on the side,
because obviously you ain't the one that need to be
talking to me, because if you're not there every day,
and I did with your wife, I'm telling you that
your son is too big to be is coming every
(04:38):
morning if that's the case, and if he's eating at
a house at home, I'll send him some extra, But
what I paid my money for is what you're gonna
feed him for to full meals and two snacks. And
if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.
But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day or
you looking here, I don't care. There's no way possible
that he can drink a gallon the milk day. Man.
(05:00):
Here's here's here's the deal. I don't want you to
have to stop bringing your son now, and I'm not
and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put
him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple
in the day. You ain't, no, damn, you ain't. Are
you from the health food program? I will. I will
give him an apple and a glass of water in
the morning, and I'll give him an apple and a
glass of water in the evening, and then you guys
(05:20):
can feed him when he gets home. You must be
certified in the food program, especially if you're sitting the
pare telling me my damn son is on a diet
and he's not drinking no water and no apple. He
needs a full snack. If the other kids is having
an apple and water, then that's what you better be
serving him. But if that ain't the case in here,
I'll know he better get the full snack. So if
that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it, that's
(05:41):
what my son better be getting. And if he won't extra,
he better get it. Listen, all I'm trying to tell
you is your son drink too money. He drinks two Well, well,
well you need to back the top. I know you
did not cussing me. I know I did not cut you.
I'll try to ready to cut to me. Let me
tell you what say. You ain't got to worry about it.
(06:02):
We don't have nothing else to talk about. My husband, me,
your wife, and everybody they're working at damn daycare better
be there in the morning because at six thirty we're
gonna be there and my son he's coming um week
and he gonna eat all week. If he walked two
gallons of milk, he gonna drink it. If he walked
two plates of food, he gonna get it. Because I
(06:23):
tell you what we say. Damn good money to come
to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your child up there,
but I'm gonna have to put him on some swim
fairst No, I will put your child on swim fairs.
I was trying not to give him suspected, but I
wis gives him some slim fast, and you're gonna get
a slim fast swopping. I'm gonna whop y'all. And whoever
gave it to him, whoever gave it to him, they
(06:45):
gonna get a slim fast slipping all the little kids,
but they have some slim faths. If he getting some,
he better eat whatever they eat. And if they eating steak, well,
damn it, he better have something too. If we had steak,
he probably eat the damn cold. He didn't care. I
pay for it, but he's been like getting went fast.
I will shut it down about my ChIL Okay, I
got something else you need to know about your son?
(07:06):
What else do I need to know besides you think
my son is overweight? What else can you tell me today?
I need to tell you this. I need to tell
you that. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucresia got me to prank o
call you. What did you just say? What did you
(07:29):
just say? This is nephew tom Me from the Steve
Alvery Morning. Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank
phone call you. I'm go be that to that. She knows.
I don't play about my dear son at all. That's
my only son. I don't play about him. I'm gonna
be is she there? It's on after this, It's just
(07:52):
all it is on. I got one more thing. I
gotta ask you, baby, what is What is the baddest
and I mean bad is radio show in the land
Steve Harvey Morning. I wasn't. It's all. I hope you
can hear me wherever you atlantic, wherever you question is
(08:20):
was he fat? Is he really sat? Get a little chip?
It's a little children, a little children. But he's tall though, too.
I don't give it at a gallon of milk a day. Boy,
you know how much milk drink. I'm giving your son
(08:45):
some water in the apple she was not having. I'm
gonna put him on that slim fans. That's what I'm
pretty much. I love gallons of milk out of drink
and if you want to, I'm gonna call Adie Dolphin
(09:05):
get some baby, dear. That's what I'm gonna be. All right,
Thank you, nephew, great one. All right. Coming up next
Strawberry Letters, subject I Fell in Love with the Cookie Monster.
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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