You Ain't Married

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after It's my Strawberry letter forward today the
subject how often should you get a massage? That's a question,
how often should you get a massage? All right? Right
now the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.
What you got now? You ain't married? Huh you ain't married.

(00:24):
I'm just like everyone ain't married. Watch me work running cat. Hello. Hello,
I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how are you doing? Brian?
My name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today?
You got a minute? Yeah? Okay, listen, um you're you're
Brian um ran right, you're married to uh althea Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,

(00:50):
that's that's me. That's my wife's Yeah, okay, I got
a question for you. Hello. Have you guys been married?
Going on nine years now? We've been married a little now?
Who is this? My name is Daniel. Were you um?
Were you guys married a Greater New Missionary Baptist church?
Uh in the Sea? Yeah? Yeah, yep, yep, defin that church?

(01:12):
Yea yea yeah, that's right. Why what's going on? What's
asked me on these questions? Okay? Do you remember the
minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony. Yeah, uh, Reverend right, Okay,
I got the right person. I wanted to make sure
I had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry

(01:33):
if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's here's
what's going on. We've just come up with a new
discovery a lot of information that Reverend none of his
credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a minister
at all, he never was a minister, and every single

(01:53):
wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void.
So and I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but you and Alphea, even though you think you've been
married for nine years, you guys are not married. No, no,
no, no no, not that you gotta have the wrong person,
because then that then we got we got married by

(02:15):
nine years ago. And what I'm telling you is he
he never was ordained. He's never been an ordained minister.
He's not a minister at all. So when he performed
this ceremony, you're a wedding ceremony, he had no right
to be doing that. You guys are not are not married.

(02:36):
You know you guys have been living in sin for
nine years. Hold on, hold, hold on that. Let me
tell you something I ain't been living. Man and my
wife we have been married for nine years. And that
man he's a preacher. I'm telling he's a preacher Lance
Sunday Sir. As of today, he is. He has no
right to be in anybody's pulpit. He has no right

(02:56):
to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter
what it is, christenings for children. He's not allowed to
do that. And we have officially stopped him from doing
anything serving under as being a pastor or a minister.
We have stopped that. But what I want you to
know is that you have been living in sin and

(03:16):
you don't you get that. We want to try and
get you guys married as soon as possible, so you're
not living in sin. Oh no, Doc, I have been
living in those sins. I have been married for nine years.
This woman ship been taking care of me and my
kids for the past nine Wait. Wait a minute, wait
a minute. You guys have children. Yeah, yeah, we got
to two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids

(03:39):
are bastards, Stafford. Let me tell you something. My kids ain't,
no bastard, what about your kids? Your kids on basthoods No, sir,
my kid my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids
have been born out of wedlocks. I'm telling you that
man did my service, and he is a preacher. He's
a man after God's own heart himself. He hasn't done

(03:59):
ever saying that that he comes for me and my family.
He is a preacher. So I don't I know it's
hard for you to to to swallow the truth, but
I want you to know, and I need you to
be able to tell Alfia that you guys are not
married and not as of right now. Now now, okay,
so I at a herd of hunt. Now back in
the olden days, but before all these all these colleges

(04:20):
and stuff came came about, you telling me that their
men making old days, that they weren't no preachers, that
they weren't meant men after the clough? Is that what
you're saying to me? Uh? What what? What are you?
What are you? What are you? What are you getting at? Sir?
What I'm trying to say is back in the older day,
baking the twitters and thirties, they didn't have all these
colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new
preachers got these days that man now he was from

(04:43):
back then, and God called them and that's what they
went on to. And all them people that they married
back then, they did the same thing to day. You
don't need to know what degree to say that that
you're a preacher. You don't need no lights to say
you're a preacher. Me and my wife would be married
for nine years. My kids have been born and wed locks.
We were married. We were married. I read my friends

(05:04):
and family, they was all there, sir. The bottom line
is that that you have been living in sin because
you have not been married with your wife for the
last nine years. And your kids, I hate to say it,
your kids are bastards. Now o. Now I've told you,
don't say nothing else about my kids said, I ain't
no cuss up. But don't push me. My kids ain't
no bassard. You understand me. You don't get me up, sir.

(05:27):
I'm trying to give you the truth and try to
get you in here and get you married so you
will not be living in sin any more than what
you are. I'm living in those sins. Look now, you
don't make me whoop your a s s you understand
me and my wife we are been married for nine years.
Don't shoot up here a coll me talking about the
We ain't mad that that man. Ain't you understand? I

(05:48):
get out of my phone? You that's my life. Those
are my kids. They have been born in red locks.
Do you understand, sir? So? I just wanted to call
and give you the information so that you could probably
stopped living in sin. That's all I wanted to do.
I ain't even a known saying that's what I just
told you. You ain't hear me. I ain't living a
no sin. Maybe you're the one that's living up some sin. Now.

(06:08):
You ain't got nothing el said to me that man
if that's nine years ago, they get you as on
my phone. So I so, I have one more thing,
one more thing I'd like to say. You ain't done
nothing else to say to me? You ain't get though
a SF off my d a M phone. Now, do
you understand me? I ain't got time for this, sir?
Can I say one more thing? What you gotta say

(06:29):
to me? Now? So? I just wanted to let you
know that this is nephew tim me from the Steve
womp In Morning Show. Your wife and how feel got
me to prank phone call you? Uh man, oh lord,
it down here? Uh do here? I almost went in
on you down. You all gonna let me go down? Yeah,

(06:50):
I'm gonna good at this. You say, put you up
to this? Got me to prank you man while man,
oh man, hey man, you all right with me? Brother?
I got to ask you stuff man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lands,
Steve on the show Man You're stupid? Get him, Steve,

(07:13):
because it's you know, you know something you now, come on.
You know some pastors ain't really past us, you know,
but they'd be marrying people. You know, that be going.
That happens a lot. You know. They just then called
themselves and minister and they are minister and that's not
high spoil. It works nine in. You know you gotta
you know, you gotta shake your folks up every nine
and I just still shake up. That's how it is. Okay,

(07:34):
keep on, This is franking. This is planking at his best.
Oh yeah, you're the king out it right? Every nine in.
You got to shake some folks up. I got a
new little list I'm working on and we're going forward.
Who is it? You ain't even ask me? Already asked.

(07:57):
I love that you knew he was gonna say, yeah,
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