May 17, 2023 • 9 mins
Who is anyone to tell any person that they are no longer welcome at the church?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
told him about his wife and my side piece. We'll
find out what that's all about. Well just a few Yeah,
you heard his wife and my side piece. Okay, but
we'll get into that later. That should be fun. Right now,
(00:25):
it it's time for the nephew and today's frank phone
called nephew. What kind of stupidity have you brought to
us today?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What? What do you want? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What do you want? You know when you open up,
what you want? You want appetize, you want entree, you
won't desert?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You know what you want? How you want me? What
you want to be? Buffet everything? Yeah, just get as
much as you won't.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, we'll come back for more. You can eat, that's
what you want.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna give you all you can prank,
Okay to all you can. Let's see right here, let
me let me flip through my archives and we're gonna
go down to the church. Uh, this one right here
is don't come back to church. Don't come back to church.
(01:24):
Have you ever gotten that phone call before? What they
told you don't just don't come back. No, yeah, we
we just we just done. Won't you as a parishioner,
just don't come back to church?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You okay?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But you can be put out now, yeah, they're supposed
to get put out. Let's go catch dog. Don't come
back to church, and I mean that. Come on, Hello,
I'm trying to reach sister reach Mayfield, Deacon Bow from
the from the church.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
From.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Church.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yes, yes, ma'am, okay, from from from here. Can you
hear me? Good? His old phone on work? We're good, yeah,
my phone, okay, okay, that I called it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The deacon Boar didn't have a meeting as well as
uh pastors and uh they didn't have a meeting. That
come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you
to not come to church right now because that about
that the bars of your heir can James being in jail.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
The way the is and want to I want you
to just up.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't know if they're gonna suspend you from church
right now, but they they think it put a bad
look on the church.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
My kids being in jail put a bad look on
the church.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well that's what that's what's what the that's what they
come up with. Now we don't have a meeting with
the deacon ball and with passes stoves.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I don't understand whilst y'all have a meeting about my
kids in the church, what my kids got to do
with the church.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, what we're trying to do is show a good
example to the youth that we got there.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Okay, you can show a good example by me being there,
paying my times and offering.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, that's another thing that's been brought down attention that
that we're gonna be calling a lot of members about it.
People not paying the tithes and where they fold.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I pay my task. I don't know. I don't know
who told you that, Deacon Bonds. I don't even know
first of all, who you are. And I'm not trying
to be mean to you, and I don't I don't
even understand why you how you even got my phone number.
I pay my tithe, I pay my offering. Go on
your computer at the church, call your secretary or whoever.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Let me let me let me ask you this, sirs me.
If you do you pay your tithes according to what
you make?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yes, I do check the books.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Now what it is that we can't check the books,
that we don't know exactly what you make is what
I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
What I make is my bustance between me and g Jesus,
I give him his ten percent and that's our mars.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He'll need to know and then I understand exactly where
you're coming from. But not The main issue on the
table is about these boys and and and being you know,
disrupted the way they here. They don't want that to
be to bleed over into the youth quality.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. And first of all,
I would appreciate if you would have Pastor to tell
me this hisself. And then second of all, if somebody
kids is having trouble in the world or whatever, y'all
supposed to pray for them, not put them after church
or they Mama.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, I'm, I'm, well, I'm we're gonna we're gonna pray
for and we're gonna pray for you too, But we
don't want to shed over to the youth that we
got that doing.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Good with this man, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't
stop me from coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming.
So I don't know who you talking to and you
tell a pastor to call me himself and tell me
I can't come to Heal and you have nobody calling
me telling me that I can't come to Hell that
is a free church.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I'm gonna get the patha called up.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Why you get the paththor to call me? Because you
have no business calling me telling me that I can't
come to God's house?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What's Mayville? I don't want you to get in the
up roll with me now.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody. I work.
I don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have
half nobody calling me telling me that I can't come
to a church that I pay my pass and offering
it not that I own the church. I pay my
task because that's that's due to God. But y'all really
making me upset by telling me I can't come there
because of my kids in their troubles.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Mayvield, where was you this past Sundery?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
You wasn't that I wasn't that church because I had
over stept?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And why is that any of your business now there
being in uproll with me again?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I don't know who this is. How could you call
somebody about church business over the phone. This don't make.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Sense, Mayville.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hello, Yeah, more thing this nephew, till me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Ship.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You just got.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I got you ya.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm like, who is this guy about charge being?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You know what I like about you? Though nobody gonna
keep you out the Lord's House.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You're gonna show up and show out every Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I'm coming to church in the name of Jason.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I know that's right, baby, Thank you, Hey.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Baby, Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio
show in the land?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Now?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Do you even have to ask me that? The Steve
Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Y'all feel like going to church this morning?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Now, if we're gonna get put out, if we're gonna
get asked to leave, No.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I ain't gonna ask you to leave, but I'm gonna
ask for some praise and pranks in here this morning.
I need some praise along with my pranks. All you're
feeling where I'm coming from. Saturday, Saturday, May twenty seven
is going down. That's Memoriday weekend jokes and jams. D
Ray Davis Juvenile is in the building down there, Rollins Capone,
(07:35):
Red Grant Nephew, Tommy, Tony Roberts, Kelly Kells. The deck
is stacked and it's happening in Detroit at the Fox Theater,
May twenty seventh, Saturday Night tickets are on sale right now.
That's how you bring in more more weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You set that barbecue side, go get your laugh on,
come on back to it. The ReBs be ready when
you get back to the house, bring that out of
one slab at a time. You don't keep that out
in the open way. Everybody can see that. You don't
do that. Okay, when you cook four slabs or ribs, Shirley,
two of them go under the under the pantry away.
They don't know the mother two was in there. That's
that's my granddaddy told me that. Don't never it, don't
(08:13):
never expose all your real You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh okay, So when you go in the pantry to
get something, they're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
What is this smellet?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So good? And speaking of fathers, me let me put
this out there. Speaking of fathers, I would be at
the Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy show at the New Jersey
Pack the NJ Pack, Baby, you don't want to miss it.
That is Father's Day Night, Father's Day Night, and tickets
are already on sale right now. You got down there, rollins,
nephew toime me Tony Robinson. But that's a fraction is
(08:45):
in the building. And of course the one and only
earthquake All right, Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy Show in j Pack.
Tickets on sale right now Saturday, they I mean Sunday,
Father's Day six eighteen June eighteenth, at the back.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All right, nephew, thank you WI your stingy barbecue. Have
himself coming up next today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
I told him about his wife and my side piece.
We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
told him about his wife and my side piece. We'll
find out what that's all about. Well just a few Yeah,
you heard his wife and my side piece. Okay, but
we'll get into that later. That should be fun. Right now,
(00:25):
it it's time for the nephew and today's frank phone
called nephew. What kind of stupidity have you brought to
us today?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What? What do you want? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What do you want? You know when you open up,
what you want? You want appetize, you want entree, you
won't desert?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You know what you want? How you want me? What
you want to be? Buffet everything? Yeah, just get as
much as you won't.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, we'll come back for more. You can eat, that's
what you want.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna give you all you can prank,
Okay to all you can. Let's see right here, let
me let me flip through my archives and we're gonna
go down to the church. Uh, this one right here
is don't come back to church. Don't come back to church.
(01:24):
Have you ever gotten that phone call before? What they
told you don't just don't come back. No, yeah, we
we just we just done. Won't you as a parishioner,
just don't come back to church?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You okay?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But you can be put out now, yeah, they're supposed
to get put out. Let's go catch dog. Don't come
back to church, and I mean that. Come on, Hello,
I'm trying to reach sister reach Mayfield, Deacon Bow from
the from the church.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
From.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Church.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yes, yes, ma'am, okay, from from from here. Can you
hear me? Good? His old phone on work? We're good, yeah,
my phone, okay, okay, that I called it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The deacon Boar didn't have a meeting as well as
uh pastors and uh they didn't have a meeting. That
come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you
to not come to church right now because that about
that the bars of your heir can James being in jail.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
The way the is and want to I want you
to just up.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't know if they're gonna suspend you from church
right now, but they they think it put a bad
look on the church.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
My kids being in jail put a bad look on
the church.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well that's what that's what's what the that's what they
come up with. Now we don't have a meeting with
the deacon ball and with passes stoves.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I don't understand whilst y'all have a meeting about my
kids in the church, what my kids got to do
with the church.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, what we're trying to do is show a good
example to the youth that we got there.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Okay, you can show a good example by me being there,
paying my times and offering.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, that's another thing that's been brought down attention that
that we're gonna be calling a lot of members about it.
People not paying the tithes and where they fold.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I pay my task. I don't know. I don't know
who told you that, Deacon Bonds. I don't even know
first of all, who you are. And I'm not trying
to be mean to you, and I don't I don't
even understand why you how you even got my phone number.
I pay my tithe, I pay my offering. Go on
your computer at the church, call your secretary or whoever.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Let me let me let me ask you this, sirs me.
If you do you pay your tithes according to what
you make?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yes, I do check the books.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Now what it is that we can't check the books,
that we don't know exactly what you make is what
I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
What I make is my bustance between me and g Jesus,
I give him his ten percent and that's our mars.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He'll need to know and then I understand exactly where
you're coming from. But not The main issue on the
table is about these boys and and and being you know,
disrupted the way they here. They don't want that to
be to bleed over into the youth quality.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. And first of all,
I would appreciate if you would have Pastor to tell
me this hisself. And then second of all, if somebody
kids is having trouble in the world or whatever, y'all
supposed to pray for them, not put them after church
or they Mama.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, I'm, I'm, well, I'm we're gonna we're gonna pray
for and we're gonna pray for you too, But we
don't want to shed over to the youth that we
got that doing.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Good with this man, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't
stop me from coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming.
So I don't know who you talking to and you
tell a pastor to call me himself and tell me
I can't come to Heal and you have nobody calling
me telling me that I can't come to Hell that
is a free church.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I'm gonna get the patha called up.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Why you get the paththor to call me? Because you
have no business calling me telling me that I can't
come to God's house?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What's Mayville? I don't want you to get in the
up roll with me now.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody. I work.
I don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have
half nobody calling me telling me that I can't come
to a church that I pay my pass and offering
it not that I own the church. I pay my
task because that's that's due to God. But y'all really
making me upset by telling me I can't come there
because of my kids in their troubles.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Mayvield, where was you this past Sundery?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
You wasn't that I wasn't that church because I had
over stept?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And why is that any of your business now there
being in uproll with me again?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I don't know who this is. How could you call
somebody about church business over the phone. This don't make.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Sense, Mayville.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Hello, Yeah, more thing this nephew, till me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Ship.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You just got.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
I got you ya.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm like, who is this guy about charge being?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
You know what I like about you? Though nobody gonna
keep you out the Lord's House.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You're gonna show up and show out every Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I'm coming to church in the name of Jason.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I know that's right, baby, Thank you, Hey.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Baby, Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio
show in the land?
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Now?
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Do you even have to ask me that? The Steve
Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Y'all feel like going to church this morning?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Now, if we're gonna get put out, if we're gonna
get asked to leave, No.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I ain't gonna ask you to leave, but I'm gonna
ask for some praise and pranks in here this morning.
I need some praise along with my pranks. All you're
feeling where I'm coming from. Saturday, Saturday, May twenty seven
is going down. That's Memoriday weekend jokes and jams. D
Ray Davis Juvenile is in the building down there, Rollins Capone,
(07:35):
Red Grant Nephew, Tommy, Tony Roberts, Kelly Kells. The deck
is stacked and it's happening in Detroit at the Fox Theater,
May twenty seventh, Saturday Night tickets are on sale right now.
That's how you bring in more more weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You set that barbecue side, go get your laugh on,
come on back to it. The ReBs be ready when
you get back to the house, bring that out of
one slab at a time. You don't keep that out
in the open way. Everybody can see that. You don't
do that. Okay, when you cook four slabs or ribs, Shirley,
two of them go under the under the pantry away.
They don't know the mother two was in there. That's
that's my granddaddy told me that. Don't never it, don't
(08:13):
never expose all your real You don't do that.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh okay, So when you go in the pantry to
get something, they're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
What is this smellet?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So good? And speaking of fathers, me let me put
this out there. Speaking of fathers, I would be at
the Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy show at the New Jersey
Pack the NJ Pack, Baby, you don't want to miss it.
That is Father's Day Night, Father's Day Night, and tickets
are already on sale right now. You got down there, rollins,
nephew toime me Tony Robinson. But that's a fraction is
(08:45):
in the building. And of course the one and only
earthquake All right, Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy Show in j Pack.
Tickets on sale right now Saturday, they I mean Sunday,
Father's Day six eighteen June eighteenth, at the back.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All right, nephew, thank you WI your stingy barbecue. Have
himself coming up next today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
I told him about his wife and my side piece.
We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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