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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is all
of these women can't be lying. All of these women
can't be lying. We'll get into that find out what
that's all about in just a fee, But right now
it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I got one for you. Y'all better buckle up this
one right here. You married your brother?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You married your brother?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
How did that happen?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I know it's a little tight. I know, I know,
I know, I got I'm the one that's got to
bring the news. I got to let you know you've
been married your brother. Yeah, yeah, hug your brother. In
the words of Janna, hug your brother. All right, you
(00:54):
married your brother. Let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you. And this is
she Hi carman, my name is Keith. Keith some calling
you from the insurance group. Oh Hi, how are you good?
You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey? Is
that right? Yes? Yes, I'm Harvey. Okay. You guys actually
put applications and actually went in and got your physicals
(01:17):
done for Life Insurance.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Right, yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.
I have you all lab results and everything as far
as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.
Is there any way I could possibly talk to both
of you guys at the same time. U N. Harvey?
Is that possible? Well, sure, he's at work right now,
but I can get him on the side. Okay, it
(01:41):
would be uh, it'd be kind of easy if I
kind of explained everything to both of you guys at
the same time. Is that if that's okay? Okay, So
I'm wrong? Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I think
I need to just try to bring a few things
to you guys attention. But I think you know, after that,
it's pretty much you guys decision on what you do.
But I just wanted to let you know a few
things about you know, the results and things that name
at your Life insurance, the whole nine yards. Okay, Okay,
(02:04):
let me see if I can get them on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Hey, babe, Hey, sweetheart, Look.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I got the insurance people on the line.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
They want to get.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Both of us on the phone to talk to us
about the insurance stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh cool, Hey, Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith
keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Good with that?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Ni? Keith? Good? Good? Listen. I wanted to give you
guys a call and kind of follow up if you
guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards,
and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's
kind of bet if I talk to both of you
guys at the same time. So do you have a
minute that we could actually use? Got to get some
of this information out to you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, man, I'm gonna go break
right now. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your
lab results back everything, and I kind of got a
few questions for you guys that I that I'm a
little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married. Well,
we've been together fo years okay, now, prior to being
married three years? How long did you guys know each
other before you got married?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Would you take about five and a half five six years?
About six years?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay? You guys have been knowing each other pretty close
to nine years now all together. Yeah, okay, are you
actually from the same hometowns. You grew up in the
same hometown.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I mean, I'm I'm sorry, is this question I mean,
is this about the insurance or well, I mean, there's
a few things that's actually puzzling Karmen that we need
to this. This is some news I actually didn't want
to bring you, guys. I mean we have to. I
have to actually give you this news. Looking at our records,
(03:41):
looking at all the test results, and let me be
the person to tell you that we run these results
over and over and over, trying to make sure we
are completely one hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's a problem with the test.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Well, looking at our test, guys, Carvey Carmen, it's indicating
that you guys are related, and nine times out of
ten you are. You guys are siblings? What?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hold on, man?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What? And And I understand the shock. It took me.
It took everything I had to make this phone call.
I did not want to make it. But looking at
our records, and we went over these records over and
over and then and the blood work tells us that
you guys are actually siblings, kid, Are you serious? Man?
(04:31):
I'm you know what this is not that. This is
not a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know,
Like I said, I did not want to call with
this information.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
What you did make the call? Man? Look, I don't
know what.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You need to go back and and and double check
your records or something.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Because you've been married three.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Brief check with the lab man. Can you check with
the lab and like Paul is back.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The Harvey and I and I and I knew those
quot would have come up, and we we went over it.
We went over it and over and over it. Y'all
need to go over it again because I don't know, Baby,
I got this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You make the call and this gotta be wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So what you need to do.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Is make another call it called a laugh and call
us back and let us know that you need to
know they made a mistake or something. You're talking about
me and my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And I understand it. Har Harry, Let me ask you
this is it possible, you know, and this is just
a question. Is it possible that your dad and maybe
her mom maybe knew each other at some point and.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What you're saying to my mom and.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Dad, that's some straight look at You need to have
to go back and do whatever you need to do.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
But I said, you what you say something like that again,
I say, my body's gonna be coming down that beat
you like that? Old baby, baby, baby baby, I don't know, baby,
I got this, I got I gotta how he's gonna
call me with it?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
What a you for?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You from people do like that?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But that ain't all on you, sir, is bringing you
the results?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Why don't you bring me results in personal?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
And that I whoop you. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Beating him.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Hey, sir, even if you beat the messenger at the
end of the day, that's still your sister.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
At the end of the day, I'm gonna whomp you.
But I don't care what he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Not he hate my damn brother.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
B I'm gonna find out what you whatever cubicle you in,
you're gonna call me time out? We brother six? My wife?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I am he that. So somewhere down the line, somebody
made a mistake and you guys a brother and sister
got married. I'm not at far for that.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Well, let me tell you that, don't you make a
mistake of colleague. He's in one of these numbers again.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
In your life. So I got one more test result.
I do need to get.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
All that all what you've been talking about them?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
What else you got to say?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Now it's gonna be working me. The only other test
result I have, ma'am, is that this is nephew. Tell
me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got
prayed by your girl friends.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I told you, like I told you, I got one
more thing.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I got to ask both of y'all, what is the
baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land here show?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Uh huh, come on in here, Yes, yes, it is.
Be careful who you married. It just might be your sibling.
You want to make sure that all right?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
All right, Hey Tommy, sir, Julie changed a little bit.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You know, he done got real sensitive. Have you noticed
that he's very sensitive? I don't know how we got
in a poem about him and and and what he
memorially We.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
All like the poems, not everything.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, because because y'all don't want to come to
my barbecue. Y'all, y'all ever thought about the fact maybe
you guys are hurting his feelings.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Y'all don't want too hard?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You don't have no fist around his house. That y'all
is wide open?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Souch, just that everybody.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Y'all heard his feeling.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's what I was.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
No, So I'm getting a fence and I just ain't
hear yet. Man call me when you get a fish.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh and then you're coming over there.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Well, happen to you on this wide open ass.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
He lives in a nice neighborhood, is what he's.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Ain't nobody ain't nobody ain't gonna know as you ain't
nobody gonna know as.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You what did you just say? I know you didn't
just say what I thought you said?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What I had of some glass here?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
People just walking around, they're just stepping in swimming pools.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
What do me?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Nobody gonna know? As you say?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Lets that over there.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
And look just like you look, I don't know who
that is.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
We'll get into the Strawberry letter coming up next. All
these women can't be lying is the subject. Right after this,
you're listening Hard Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is all
of these women can't be lying. All of these women
can't be lying. We'll get into that find out what
that's all about in just a fee, But right now
it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I got one for you. Y'all better buckle up this
one right here. You married your brother?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You married your brother?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
How did that happen?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I know it's a little tight. I know, I know,
I know, I got I'm the one that's got to
bring the news. I got to let you know you've
been married your brother. Yeah, yeah, hug your brother. In
the words of Janna, hug your brother. All right, you
(00:54):
married your brother. Let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you. And this is
she Hi carman, my name is Keith. Keith some calling
you from the insurance group. Oh Hi, how are you good?
You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey? Is
that right? Yes? Yes, I'm Harvey. Okay. You guys actually
put applications and actually went in and got your physicals
(01:17):
done for Life Insurance.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Right, yeah, yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.
I have you all lab results and everything as far
as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.
Is there any way I could possibly talk to both
of you guys at the same time. U N. Harvey?
Is that possible? Well, sure, he's at work right now,
but I can get him on the side. Okay, it
(01:41):
would be uh, it'd be kind of easy if I
kind of explained everything to both of you guys at
the same time. Is that if that's okay? Okay, So
I'm wrong? Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I think
I need to just try to bring a few things
to you guys attention. But I think you know, after that,
it's pretty much you guys decision on what you do.
But I just wanted to let you know a few
things about you know, the results and things that name
at your Life insurance, the whole nine yards. Okay, Okay,
(02:04):
let me see if I can get them on the phone.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Hey, babe, Hey, sweetheart, Look.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I got the insurance people on the line.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
They want to get.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Both of us on the phone to talk to us
about the insurance stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh cool, Hey, Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith
keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Good with that?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Ni? Keith? Good? Good? Listen. I wanted to give you
guys a call and kind of follow up if you
guys did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards,
and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's
kind of bet if I talk to both of you
guys at the same time. So do you have a
minute that we could actually use? Got to get some
of this information out to you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, man, I'm gonna go break
right now. I'm good.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your
lab results back everything, and I kind of got a
few questions for you guys that I that I'm a
little puzzled on. How long have you guys actually been married. Well,
we've been together fo years okay, now, prior to being
married three years? How long did you guys know each
other before you got married?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Would you take about five and a half five six years?
About six years?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay? You guys have been knowing each other pretty close
to nine years now all together. Yeah, okay, are you
actually from the same hometowns. You grew up in the
same hometown.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I mean, I'm I'm sorry, is this question I mean,
is this about the insurance or well, I mean, there's
a few things that's actually puzzling Karmen that we need
to this. This is some news I actually didn't want
to bring you, guys. I mean we have to. I
have to actually give you this news. Looking at our records,
(03:41):
looking at all the test results, and let me be
the person to tell you that we run these results
over and over and over, trying to make sure we
are completely one hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's a problem with the test.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Well, looking at our test, guys, Carvey Carmen, it's indicating
that you guys are related, and nine times out of
ten you are. You guys are siblings? What?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hold on, man?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What? And And I understand the shock. It took me.
It took everything I had to make this phone call.
I did not want to make it. But looking at
our records, and we went over these records over and
over and then and the blood work tells us that
you guys are actually siblings, kid, Are you serious? Man?
(04:31):
I'm you know what this is not that. This is
not a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know,
Like I said, I did not want to call with
this information.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
What you did make the call? Man? Look, I don't
know what.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You need to go back and and and double check
your records or something.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Because you've been married three.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Brief check with the lab man. Can you check with
the lab and like Paul is back.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The Harvey and I and I and I knew those
quot would have come up, and we we went over it.
We went over it and over and over it. Y'all
need to go over it again because I don't know, Baby,
I got this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You make the call and this gotta be wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So what you need to do.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Is make another call it called a laugh and call
us back and let us know that you need to
know they made a mistake or something. You're talking about
me and my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
And I understand it. Har Harry, Let me ask you
this is it possible, you know, and this is just
a question. Is it possible that your dad and maybe
her mom maybe knew each other at some point and.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
What you're saying to my mom and.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Dad, that's some straight look at You need to have
to go back and do whatever you need to do.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
But I said, you what you say something like that again,
I say, my body's gonna be coming down that beat
you like that? Old baby, baby, baby baby, I don't know, baby,
I got this, I got I gotta how he's gonna
call me with it?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
What a you for?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
You from people do like that?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But that ain't all on you, sir, is bringing you
the results?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Why don't you bring me results in personal?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
And that I whoop you. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Beating him.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Hey, sir, even if you beat the messenger at the
end of the day, that's still your sister.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
At the end of the day, I'm gonna whomp you.
But I don't care what he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Not he hate my damn brother.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
B I'm gonna find out what you whatever cubicle you in,
you're gonna call me time out? We brother six? My wife?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I am he that. So somewhere down the line, somebody
made a mistake and you guys a brother and sister
got married. I'm not at far for that.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Well, let me tell you that, don't you make a
mistake of colleague. He's in one of these numbers again.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
In your life. So I got one more test result.
I do need to get.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
All that all what you've been talking about them?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
What else you got to say?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Now it's gonna be working me. The only other test
result I have, ma'am, is that this is nephew. Tell
me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got
prayed by your girl friends.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I told you, like I told you, I got one
more thing.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I got to ask both of y'all, what is the
baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
the land here show?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Uh huh, come on in here, Yes, yes, it is.
Be careful who you married. It just might be your sibling.
You want to make sure that all right?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
All right, Hey Tommy, sir, Julie changed a little bit.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You know, he done got real sensitive. Have you noticed
that he's very sensitive? I don't know how we got
in a poem about him and and and what he
memorially We.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
All like the poems, not everything.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, because because y'all don't want to come to
my barbecue. Y'all, y'all ever thought about the fact maybe
you guys are hurting his feelings.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Y'all don't want too hard?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You don't have no fist around his house. That y'all
is wide open?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Souch, just that everybody.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Y'all heard his feeling.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
That's what I was.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
No, So I'm getting a fence and I just ain't
hear yet. Man call me when you get a fish.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh and then you're coming over there.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Well, happen to you on this wide open ass.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
He lives in a nice neighborhood, is what he's.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Ain't nobody ain't nobody ain't gonna know as you ain't
nobody gonna know as.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You what did you just say? I know you didn't
just say what I thought you said?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What I had of some glass here?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
People just walking around, they're just stepping in swimming pools.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
What do me?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Nobody gonna know? As you say?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Lets that over there.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
And look just like you look, I don't know who
that is.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
We'll get into the Strawberry letter coming up next. All
these women can't be lying is the subject. Right after this,
you're listening Hard Morning Show
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