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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What you got for it, neph It is time for
a prank call? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
All minds, clear, heads, bowed eyes, clothes.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You prayed for a job. That's what you did.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You prayed for a job. Cat dog, If you would hello,
I'm trying to reach a Carolyn. Please Hi, Carolyn.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Listen. My name is Lawrence. Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I actually go to the same church you do. I
saw you last Sunday where you stood up in the
church and I heard that you were talking about you
were going through some bad times or your job supposedly
got rid of the department that you're in, and you're
now seeking a new type of work.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Just work period, because you're looking for a new occupation.
And you I was there when you asked everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
To pray for you. Have you have you found anything yet?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I haven't. An I've been praying. We prayed again today.
I asked for the church's prayers again today. And I
know everything's gonna work out because you know he said
you take one step, he's gonna take two. That's right,
I'm and I know it's going to happen. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, listen, I think I may be able to be
of some help to you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I actually own my own company and I'm thinking that
you could be the perfect person for a position that
I have available. Uh now, what what type of work
would you doing in the past. Give me some of
your job qualifications.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'm an executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that as
a meed uh even take the arm star shorthand wants
to do at all? You just said what you need
and I can do church. Have your executives to come
through the office anything that's needed, travel expenses, That's what
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, what type of hours are you used.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
To working nine to five? I'll come in at hey,
I'll know if I'm coming at eight. I'm coming even
earlier if you need me to come in earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are you opposed to working at night?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, I don't know. I'm working at night. I mean,
it just it just depends, you know. Right now, Burgus
can't be choosing right ask him and being given to me. Okay, well,
what kind of looking.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
At I have a I have an offer for you
that it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You will only be working three days a week for me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, No, I'm just looking for separate female hours, a
female days, any like full time. I will family well today.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right right right, I understand, But listen, I think the
actual amount will suffice for that. Now, I'm going to
offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars per night for
three nights a week. That's that's two thousand, two hundred
and fifty dollars for for for those three days for
one week.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sune.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Seven hundred and fifty dollars a night.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You're working around two thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're making a week, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And if you do the math on that, that that
adds up to about nine thousand dollars four months.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm for good to be true. But now I put
it all in his hands. I turned it over that
we spend it. I did it, and you turned only
seven hundred fifty dollars a nine. Okay, I mean what
I'm doing keeping books, you know, because I did the
accountant too.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Well. Let me say this now. The reason why I
say it's at night is because.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I own a nightclub and and you would be working
at the night club for me. So you will put
in about four or five hours every night and for
three nights a week like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
and and of course I'll pay you seven hundred and fifty.
Matter of fact, I'll actually pay you your first two
weeks in advance.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And I need that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm sure you You know you've you've lost your balance.
You need to get back on your feet and everything.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, so so Deridle. You know I'll
be doing it because I'm sure. Like I said, I
can do office work. I'm good. That's a count team.
You telling me a click front door, I can keep
your books going right?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work
the front door. I'm actually going to have you in
the club working. Okay. So I mean how you how's
your physical condition? Are you able to get around and
you don't get tired quick?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Do you know? Are you in good physical shape?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yes, I'm gonna don't get talt quick at all. You
need to do something like be able to bad tenders
or something to work the bad and make sure the
money and nobody's stealing money from you something.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, no, no, you're not at the bar either, see
because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever done
anything like you know, anything close to dance or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Have you done that in the past?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I do live battle and I was younger, uh, I mean,
and he had dwater every once in a while. You know,
you doing it dancing here and there.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, that's the problem with moving around.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, well that's good because see what what I wanted
you to do is I want you to do a
little bit of dancing in the club.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Something you have, something like ballroom dancing or something that
you name the teacher. I don't know how to do
the bathroom dance, so I can't work with nobody on
that stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, I'm not asking you to do any uh ballroom
dance and anything like that. What I need you to do,
I want you to dance on the pole, on the pole.
See I have a strip club. I want you to
dance on the pole.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Pattern the resident room dancing a par well.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Actually I own the Silk Stocking, which is a strip club.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh I love a silk stocking. Look, don't want to
dressmatch your mind? I have br Asking a poet the
money Bobby. You can put that pair with the.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Name.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But don't you want to make this money? I got
seven hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't know there's some money. I tell you right now,
you're in a pair of dance. We can put that
shoved pets to dance. We got Murder's calling me a
door bars on my partner. I believe you Church.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm trying to get you a job. Baby. They told
me that you was in need of a job. So
I'm just trying to mean that.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I'm not meaning that turn to jam. I'm not meaning
my grouds. I'm kissing out my beard. I'm runking everybody
brought wind Bear or Birris on my bed.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I'm Paris called you, okay, what if I bumped up
to a thousand.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Dollars two three, five thousand dollars. I'm taking my drowns
out to know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I want you on that poe.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You know you ain't gonna.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
See my.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Ch in church and let me pray. I said, you
need to be calling me talking about your.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Guys when I see you at church next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I said, don't you come back to me? I said,
never to me, because if that's the.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
River, that's I'm gonna come and ask you at win down.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Will you get your butt on the pope?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Come bed On'm whip you.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Let me say this to you. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You know I don't want to listen to me. I'm
gover hanging up coming, I will come.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Wait just a minute, Carolyn. I want to say this.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
This is a few timing from the studio off in
morning show. You just got prank my your cousin Ravena.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I need some money. You talked about.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Give it, tell me give it there? You got her right,
That's all I want to know that I get it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That job.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I don't care if you jumping up to three five
thousand dollarsand we'll call here.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Screaming at hard to get on the pole. Oh my god,
I don't know no ballroom dann and I can learn, yeah,
a little like a little lord drill. I was a
drill major. I'm going to drift two. You know that
(08:08):
don't pay seven hundred figure.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Dons majorrection know I type eighty some words short handed.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Eighty some words of a minute.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Who do that?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I can take it?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Oh man, you could type eighty eight words a minute.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I took typeing in school. I'm typed thirty four words
a minute, full of mistakes angle tag. More than that,
but they be spelled. Bro, every dog I'm talking about man.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And you remember the slogan you had to type to
touch all the cues over the yellow some moon. The
brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back. Yeah wow,
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back.
That made you touch all the keys. Thirty four words
(09:00):
a minute, L for mey k L.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Thank you, guys,
Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What you got for it, neph It is time for
a prank call? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
All minds, clear, heads, bowed eyes, clothes.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You prayed for a job. That's what you did.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You prayed for a job. Cat dog, If you would hello,
I'm trying to reach a Carolyn. Please Hi, Carolyn.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Listen. My name is Lawrence. Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I actually go to the same church you do. I
saw you last Sunday where you stood up in the
church and I heard that you were talking about you
were going through some bad times or your job supposedly
got rid of the department that you're in, and you're
now seeking a new type of work.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Just work period, because you're looking for a new occupation.
And you I was there when you asked everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
To pray for you. Have you have you found anything yet?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I haven't. An I've been praying. We prayed again today.
I asked for the church's prayers again today. And I
know everything's gonna work out because you know he said
you take one step, he's gonna take two. That's right,
I'm and I know it's going to happen. I know.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, listen, I think I may be able to be
of some help to you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I actually own my own company and I'm thinking that
you could be the perfect person for a position that
I have available. Uh now, what what type of work
would you doing in the past. Give me some of
your job qualifications.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I'm an executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that as
a meed uh even take the arm star shorthand wants
to do at all? You just said what you need
and I can do church. Have your executives to come
through the office anything that's needed, travel expenses, That's what
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, what type of hours are you used.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
To working nine to five? I'll come in at hey,
I'll know if I'm coming at eight. I'm coming even
earlier if you need me to come in earlier.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are you opposed to working at night?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No, I don't know. I'm working at night. I mean,
it just it just depends, you know. Right now, Burgus
can't be choosing right ask him and being given to me. Okay, well,
what kind of looking.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
At I have a I have an offer for you
that it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You will only be working three days a week for me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, No, I'm just looking for separate female hours, a
female days, any like full time. I will family well today.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right right right, I understand, But listen, I think the
actual amount will suffice for that. Now, I'm going to
offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars per night for
three nights a week. That's that's two thousand, two hundred
and fifty dollars for for for those three days for
one week.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sune.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Seven hundred and fifty dollars a night.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
You're working around two thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're making a week, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And if you do the math on that, that that
adds up to about nine thousand dollars four months.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm for good to be true. But now I put
it all in his hands. I turned it over that
we spend it. I did it, and you turned only
seven hundred fifty dollars a nine. Okay, I mean what
I'm doing keeping books, you know, because I did the
accountant too.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Well. Let me say this now. The reason why I
say it's at night is because.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I own a nightclub and and you would be working
at the night club for me. So you will put
in about four or five hours every night and for
three nights a week like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
and and of course I'll pay you seven hundred and fifty.
Matter of fact, I'll actually pay you your first two
weeks in advance.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And I need that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm sure you You know you've you've lost your balance.
You need to get back on your feet and everything.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, so so Deridle. You know I'll
be doing it because I'm sure. Like I said, I
can do office work. I'm good. That's a count team.
You telling me a click front door, I can keep
your books going right?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work
the front door. I'm actually going to have you in
the club working. Okay. So I mean how you how's
your physical condition? Are you able to get around and
you don't get tired quick?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Do you know? Are you in good physical shape?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yes, I'm gonna don't get talt quick at all. You
need to do something like be able to bad tenders
or something to work the bad and make sure the
money and nobody's stealing money from you something.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, no, no, you're not at the bar either, see
because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever done
anything like you know, anything close to dance or anything
like that.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Have you done that in the past?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I do live battle and I was younger, uh, I mean,
and he had dwater every once in a while. You know,
you doing it dancing here and there.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, that's the problem with moving around.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, well that's good because see what what I wanted
you to do is I want you to do a
little bit of dancing in the club.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Something you have, something like ballroom dancing or something that
you name the teacher. I don't know how to do
the bathroom dance, so I can't work with nobody on
that stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, I'm not asking you to do any uh ballroom
dance and anything like that. What I need you to do,
I want you to dance on the pole, on the pole.
See I have a strip club. I want you to
dance on the pole.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Pattern the resident room dancing a par well.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Actually I own the Silk Stocking, which is a strip club.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh I love a silk stocking. Look, don't want to
dressmatch your mind? I have br Asking a poet the
money Bobby. You can put that pair with the.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Name.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But don't you want to make this money? I got
seven hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I don't know there's some money. I tell you right now,
you're in a pair of dance. We can put that
shoved pets to dance. We got Murder's calling me a
door bars on my partner. I believe you Church.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm trying to get you a job. Baby. They told
me that you was in need of a job. So
I'm just trying to mean that.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I'm not meaning that turn to jam. I'm not meaning
my grouds. I'm kissing out my beard. I'm runking everybody
brought wind Bear or Birris on my bed.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I'm Paris called you, okay, what if I bumped up
to a thousand.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Dollars two three, five thousand dollars. I'm taking my drowns
out to know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I want you on that poe.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You know you ain't gonna.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
See my.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Ch in church and let me pray. I said, you
need to be calling me talking about your.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Guys when I see you at church next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I said, don't you come back to me? I said,
never to me, because if that's the.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
River, that's I'm gonna come and ask you at win down.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Will you get your butt on the pope?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Come bed On'm whip you.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Let me say this to you. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You know I don't want to listen to me. I'm
gover hanging up coming, I will come.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Wait just a minute, Carolyn. I want to say this.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
This is a few timing from the studio off in
morning show. You just got prank my your cousin Ravena.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I need some money. You talked about.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Give it, tell me give it there? You got her right,
That's all I want to know that I get it.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That job.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I don't care if you jumping up to three five
thousand dollarsand we'll call here.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Screaming at hard to get on the pole. Oh my god,
I don't know no ballroom dann and I can learn, yeah,
a little like a little lord drill. I was a
drill major. I'm going to drift two. You know that
(08:08):
don't pay seven hundred figure.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Dons majorrection know I type eighty some words short handed.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Eighty some words of a minute.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Who do that?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I can take it?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Oh man, you could type eighty eight words a minute.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I took typeing in school. I'm typed thirty four words
a minute, full of mistakes angle tag. More than that,
but they be spelled. Bro, every dog I'm talking about man.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And you remember the slogan you had to type to
touch all the cues over the yellow some moon. The
brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back. Yeah wow,
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back.
That made you touch all the keys. Thirty four words
(09:00):
a minute, L for mey k L.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Thank you, guys,
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