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August 6, 2024 9 mins

Fool #1's job offer seems too good to be true. Could there be a morality issue or nah?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, write about
four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is help me figure my man out. We'll
get into that find out what that's all about in
just a few because right now the nephew is here
with today's prank phone call, nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, I'm here. How y'all doing everybody good?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
We're good.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I've been asked my I've been asked my uncle by
his vacation. I just, I just I don't know what
it is. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I just what do you mean? What you're about? Turned around?
When I ain't got to turn around.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
People on the radio can see me, the people driving
there only you can see I ain't got to show
you tell.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Him what ju Junior telling what he's doing wrong? He
had not because he asked a miss. That's what I
just told you. I wrote it down. You need taking
notes of one. I wrote it. I wrote it down.
You hurt because you wrong, A depressed.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Okay, Lord, if you're listening, we'll talk tonight. This here
is you prayed for a job, you prayed for a job,
cat dog, if you would, I need to pray for
that case you prayed for a job.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's go get them.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a Carolyn. Please, Carolyn, listen.
My name is Lawrence. Lawrence, I actually go to the
same church you do. I saw you last Sunday where
you stood up in the church and I heard that
you were talking about you were going through some bad
times or your job supposedly got rid of the department

(01:50):
that you're in, and you're now seeking a new type
of work.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Am I right? Just work period?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Because you're looking for a new occupation and you I
was there when you asked everybody to pray for you.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Have you Have you found anything yet?

Speaker 6 (02:05):
I haven't. I've been praying. We prayed again today. I
asked for the church's prayers again today. And I know
everything's gonna work out, because you know he said you
take one step, you're gonna take too.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
I'm per and I know it's going to happen.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, listen, I think I may be able to be
of some help to you.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I actually own my own company and I'm thinking that
you could be the perfect person for a position that
I have available. Uh now, what what type of work
would you doing in the past. Give me some of
your job qualifications.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
I'm an executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that. Whereas
the mead, uh, I'm gonna take the arm star short hand.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I want to do it all.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I just tall me what you need and I can
do it.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Church.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Have your executives to come through the.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Office, anything that's needed, travel expenses, That's what I do. Attitude.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
What type of hours are you used.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
To working nine to five?

Speaker 6 (02:58):
I'll come in at hey. I don't have a problem
to come the eight.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'm coming even earlier if you need me to come
in earlier.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Are you opposed to working at night?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
I'm working at night. I mean it just it just depends,
you know, right, My burgers can't be choosing asking and
being given to me.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, Well, what kind.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Of looking at I have a I have an offer
for you that it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You will only be working three days a week for me, Okay.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
I'm just looking for several female hours and female days
any like full time. I will family well to day.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Right right right?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
I understand, But listen, I think the actual amount will
suffice for that. Now, I'm going to offer you seven
hundred and fifty dollars per night for three nights a week.
That's that's two thousand, two hundred and fifty dollars for
for for those three days, for one week, sure.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Month, seven hundred and fifty dollars a night.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
And you're making around you making so a week man.
And if you do the math on that, that that
adds up to about nine thousand dollars four months.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I'm for good to be true.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
But now I'll put it in his hands. I turned
it over that we spend it. I did it, and
you turning I make seven hundred fifty dollars a nine.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Okay, I mean what I'm doing keeping the books, you know,
because I do the accountant too.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, let me say this now.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
The reason why I say it's at night is because
I own a nightclub, and and you would be working
at the night club for me. So you will put
in about four or five hours every night and for
three nights a week like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
and and of course I'll pay you seven hundred and
fifty matter of fact, I'll actually pay you your first

(04:41):
two weeks in advance, and I need that. No, I'm
sure you you know you've you've lost your balance. You
need to get back on your feet and everything to Yes.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yes, yes, okay, so so exactly litle that you know
I'll be doing it because I'm sure, like I said,
I can do office work. I'm good like accounting. You
telling me a clip front door, I can keep your
books going right.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work
the front door. I'm actually going to have you in
the club working. Okay, So I mean how you how's
your physical condition? Are you able to get around? And
you don't get tired quick?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Do you? Now? You in good physical shape?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Someone really shave. Don't get caught quick at all.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You want to do something like be able to broad
tenders or something and work to the bottom, make sure
the money and nobody's stealing money from you something.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, no, no, you're not at the bar either.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
See because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever
done anything like, you know, anything close to dance or
anything like that.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Have you done that in the past.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Well, I do a little ballet when I was younger,
uhl strature.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Goddaughter, every wants in a while. You know, you do
the dancing here and there. Okay, yeah, that's the problem
with moving around.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Okay, well that's good because see what what I wanted
you to do is I want you to do a
little bit of dancing in the club something from.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
That answer or something and you mean the teacher. I
don't want to do the ball and dance, so I
can't work for nobody on that stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
No, I'm not asking you to do any uh ballroom
dance and anything like that. What I need you to
do it I want you to dance on the pole.
See what on the pole? See I have a strip club.
I want you to dance on the pole.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Pattern the res' brancing a par well.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Actually I own the silk Stocking, which is a strip club.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm not a shilk stocker. Look, do you don't want
to dress? You're gonna watch your mind. I have been
asking my part for more body. We can turnt that
paying mister.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Name.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
We can, But don't you want to make this money?
I got seven hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I don't know, there's some money I'll tell you right now.
You're in a pair of dance. You can part that
shoves to brand. You gots calling me about my dance.
I'm that person. I've church.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I'm trying to get you a job. Maybe they told
me that you was in need of a job, so I'm.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Just trying to mean that.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm not mean that king jam. I'm not anewing my drows.
I'm taking off my bear. I'm running about the butt
when bear or birs on, no bellot you okay?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
What if I bumped up to a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Five thousands? I'm taking my drowns out the note.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I want you on that poe.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
You know you ain't gonna see her check in church
and let me pray. I said, you need to be
I mean talking about your guys.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
When I say your fat church. Next Sunday, I.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Said, don't you come back to me? I said nothing
to me because if that's river.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
But I'm gonna come and ask you and win down.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Will you get your butt on the poem?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I bet on my whip you well, let me say
this to you.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I don't want to listen to you. I'm gover hanging up.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I come, wait just a minute, Carolyn. I want to
say this.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
There's a nephew timing from the Study All Morning Show.
You just got prayed my your cousin Ravena.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
I need some money.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
And there you have it right there, right.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
There, you praying for joh Come on now, stupers still
up in the house, now, nephew timas how far they
comedy jam is going down? That is Buffalo, New York,
August thirty, first Saturday night at the Shade Performing Arts Center.
You hear what I said Shade Performing Art Center tickets
are on sale right now. And what I said, we
wearing white? Labor Day weekend? We wearing white? That's right,

(08:51):
Saturday night, were weaaring white? Everybody wearing white? It ain't
it ain't mandatory. Be be nice if you put on
your white.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Come on in there.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
We're gonna laugh. We're gonna dan. We have a gold time.
But were weighing white. I'm gonna hell white on now.
That's it. That's all I want to say.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right, if you could only say it.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Coming up coming up, Strawberry. Letter subject is please help
me figure my man out. We'll get into it right
After this, you're listening morning show
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