You Spent My Credit Card

Fool #1 finds a credit card and returns to its owner. Problem is he swiped it a few times. Good Samaritan or nah?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I'm tired of sneaking around with her. All right,
we'll get into that in just a little bit, but
right now it's time for the prank. Phone call. Junior
is in for the nephew. What you got Forest, Junior?
Do I get any of his chip? Okay, today's prank

(00:25):
is step draining. I can't remember you spent you spent
some of my credit card? I think, yeah, you spent
some of my credit card. Daddy running cat Oh and
he got to come in here some day. Hello, I'm
trying to reach Anthony. Anthony, Uh, Anthony, this is this

(00:45):
is j Well. I'm the bartender here at the club.
It yeah, man, I've been calling all week man about
my car. Yes, yes, I got your tired you Actually
you must have loved here Saturday night, is that right? Yeah?
Look lit up Saturday man. But I've been calling, you know,
a week man, trying to get my man to come
back in until Thursday or Thursday morning we get to
look a ready and for Thursday nights. So where nobody's

(01:05):
actually here? I just have to be coming in there.
But y'all run the usage, man, you gotta get somebody
answering the phones. Man, I need being my card right why.
I want you all that right now so I can
pick up my car y'all at the club. No, I'm not,
I just left the club. Actually I'm actually almost home.
But I do have I do have your card with me.
You got you got my card with you? Yes, I have.

(01:25):
I have your credit card. You took my card to
the house. Well, I saw all the messages that you
left on the machine, so I was assuming that if
I reached out to you, maybe we could meet up
and I can actually help you out to get it
to you before Thursday. But that's cool, man, But I
could have just met you at the club and us
he saw my calm. You should have just called me back.
I could have came run over to the club. Man.
I mean, okay, well, I apologize. I got a lot

(01:47):
of running around to do. But if you don't mind
coming out and picking it up from me here at
the house, you know, I make sure I get it
to you, okay, cool, Cool, we'll check it up. What's
your address, man, so I can just come over to
you right now. I'm gonna put it the GPS and
run over there. Okay, hold on, hold on right all right,
uh alright, alright, cool, look man, you want you there

(02:07):
now because I can just shoot over there like we man.
And I've applawed you a little something man for taking
care of man, because I really need my car. Man.
I got some urgent visos I need to take care of.
So I just shoot you a little something when I
get over there. And I appreciate it again, man, Okay,
what I appreciate you. You don't wanting to slide me something?
Since you said that, you know, maybe you know, maybe
you don't have to, because I actually I ran into

(02:28):
a little jam, man, and hopefully you you'll you'll be
understandable about it. But I ran into a little jam
and I actually had to I actually had to use
your card. Hold on, hold, you said, what, Well, you know,
I got into a little, a little situation and I
actually had to use your card use my card. Right. Well, well, yeah,

(02:50):
I mean I mean I'll be here to to to
uh man to give it back, pay it back to
your man? What hey? What? What? What? What's what you
got come of? Operation? You got going on over there? Man,
use my car for wood. I closed my tad but
don't say today night man. Yeah, you you close your
tab out. You know that. And like I said, I
was going through a little bit of a situation. I

(03:11):
needed some gas, so I used it for that. And
my little my little girl needs some uniforms for school.
And I my check hadn't come from the from the
club yet. But as soon as the club, as soon
as hey, hey, hold hold so down, bro, you wut
you you put you put gas and you you buying
somebody somebody chet clothes on my color right, And I

(03:31):
had to get my car out of the shop. So
I mean, once I know car of the shop, they're
gonna tell you so man, you put my family, man,
my family money. Man you want for that, bro, don't
I don't plo for it. Man, I'm gonna tell you what.
I tell you what man, I'm gonna tell you what.
I'm gonna trying to find a police report the man
you need to have. I can, I can, Mr Anthony.

(03:53):
Put just calm down, man. I know it dittle nothing,
but at least at least at least I got and
then I got my own keen to take care of.
But at least. I'm telling you what happened, and you're
not saying what you're killing me. You should have used
my card. My caution's been at the court where I live.
That I can pay you back in payments, man, every
every WEEKND. I want my money and I want my card.
That I'm a bus show. That's what That's what it's

(04:15):
gonna be, sir. If your card was that important, you
wouldn't have left it at the club. I don't leave
a card up well, you wouldn't depend So if you
wouldn't want the girl I had my card the whole time.
She was gonna save it for me and give me
to me. I saw my pain. She didn't hear it
to me. If you wouldn't have been so drunk, you
wouldn't if you would have left your card at the
club when the body man, I had two tricks, But

(04:37):
that don't excuse if I had to press them you
this i't to leave, But that don't excuse you to
use my car. Man. I understand that if I'm telling
you how you went right now, then were you you are? Yes,
I am. I'm on the way over there. Man, I'm
telling you wasn't man to fight we don't have my
card and my money. When I get there, I'm gonna
push open. I understand that I had. It took me

(04:59):
four hundred all is to get my card. Just shot,
don't my hert what not? Well no, it was actually
six hundred on your car because I had to get
the other stuff that I told you about. But crazy
you crazy you even you know you know definitely under
you're gonna see. Don't really messed up? Man, say man,
that's look man, that's my life. That's me and my
life joint saviors account. Man, that's for my keys, like

(05:19):
I took keys, take care of man. I don't know
what's up a game you're trying to run, man, But
I promise you this, I got something for you. I
want all my money on my account and if any money.
If I'm telling you right now, I sware the girl.
I've already told you that I've used this money. What
do you mean is it if it's not there, it's
not there. I've used it, Anthony. But I'm asking you
to let me put a brave me call you something.

(05:40):
I sware to God right now. I promise who I
sware if you, if you, if you, if you don't
have together. One I get over there, I'm gonna put
my hands on you. Man. I don't know who you
think you're playing with. Man, I don't play the boy games.
I don't I know. I hope I think he's gonna go.
I'm gonna sue depends. I think I'm a super black.
If I want my car and I want my money real,

(06:03):
go get my money back on my car by the
time I get over there, by the cash in my hand.
By the time I get over there, We're going for
real series from and I'm done talking. Hello, Hey, you
ain't got to call me. I'm already on the way.
I swear to guard. Let my money be off my car.

(06:23):
Let I'll be there. I hope it's not right, and
go up. Man. I'm I'm telling you right now, I'm
I put my I put get right into guard on
my daughter right now. If my money ain't on my car,
get the card and in my hand. With my money
in my hand when I get over there, don't even
worry about I want to way over there. I'll be
then lifted to them. I want to be honest about this.
Somebody actually gave me your card. What somebody actually gave

(06:46):
me your card. Somebody gave you my card. I don't
give it them who gave you the card because I'm
seeing when I get over there. So that's fine. I
hope you all had food to the game. Y'all played.
That's fine. That's just cool. Man. I ain't got time
to please make me. The other person has the car
got my card? Man, he told me running around yall. Okay,

(07:07):
do you have something? You can take his name down
so I can don't know what I'm a car man. Okay,
the guy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, he has
your card, nephew, tim me from Steve Harvey Morning. So
you just gotta pray man money on that car. Man. Man, Man,

(07:34):
your boy asked me about caring all weekend. Man, he said,
you've been calling the club every single ten minutes. And
my man, my wife and let me need you down. Man,
she out, no, man's man. Hey, let me ask you something.
What's the baddest radio show in the land, baby string show.

(07:58):
Let me take something that will say, Hey man, I'm
done talking. I'm on the way over there. Hey man,
I swear for God, my right hand to God on
my daughter. If I get over there, you ain't got
my card, and you ain't got my money on that
car right there. That's gonna be a problem. I'm onna
lay hands on here, he dog. This is his reaction,

(08:25):
this six hundred dollars man, and the fact that you
playing him. But the real problem is his wife is
on his back about this card. Man. I got these
two kids. I got to take care of. Man. You
just me and my wife's joint savings. Oh you did,
Brianna be better have my money? Oh my god, man,

(08:49):
he said you ain't got the call back. I'm already
on the way. This good. No, he was for real,
for real, you got the cons all right? Coming up
next in a Strawberry letter subject I'm tired of sneaking
around with her. We'll get into it right after this.

(09:11):
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