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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got a problem, Shirley. What's up? Your baby got
my baby's name? Your baby got we don't need but
one at the school. Okay, your baby got my baby name.
We need to we need to fix this, get the
nickname for your baby or something. But look we no,
(00:22):
we ain't doing it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
that's it. That's the prank. Your baby got my baby name.
Let's go cat don.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Patricia. Patricia, who
is this? How you doing? Listen? My name is Floyd Floyd.
I want to give you a call. Your your daughter,
she attends middle school? Right, okay? What's your name again,
Floyd Floyd?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, what can I just fight you?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh? Well, like I said, your daughter she goes she
do go to middle school, right, yeah, okay, her name,
her name is Derek.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Why you need to know that?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, ain't something wrong or something?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No? No, no, no, nothing wrong. I mean I don't
mean the alarm y're nothing like that. But let me see,
Well here's the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle
school along along with with your daughter. Okay, and and
it's it's a bit of a problem that that that
has arisen that me and my wife just found out about.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, what they have some issues Derek and your baby
in some kind of like trouble or something.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, no, no, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But I Masie don't food with nobody at that school.
She don't mess with nobody. She own the honor row
and everything. I don't have no problems out of Derreka, right.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like none, okay, no, no, let me no, let me
tell you, miss miss Patricia, what the problem is. See,
my daughter name is Dereka, okay, so, and and it
just blew me and my wife away that it was
another Dereka that went to school.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, all right, I don't know too many derekase that's
the unique name. That's cute, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right right, Well here's the problem me and my wife actually,
you know, when it was time to name our child,
we thought we was really picking the name that nobody
would have pick out for their daughter. And to have
another Derek in the school that blew us away. And
I guess the real reason why I'm trying to call you,
miss Patricia c is if if there's something maybe we
(02:20):
can work out, you know, maybe like your Dereka does
middle name or nickname she can be called by in
opposed to both of them being Derek. You really want
to our child to be the only one with this name?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, wait, wait wait wait now you calling me? Are
you asking me to change my baby's name?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, I mean, you ain't really got to legally change
I mean, but just start calling us something else, you know? No?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, wait a minute, So what you the name in
police or something? Do you know how many and and
litis this and Patricia's out there? What if I ask
everything in the United States to change their name from Patricia?
You know how crazy that is?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And I understand that you must be on drugs. What
I'm trying to say is, you know this, this is
something that we really have. Our baby girl was this name,
and we didn't want nobody else to have this. So
does Yo Derecker have a middle name she can use?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No, we gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling you.
Name your baby d D. Let's call your baby d D.
It is you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name
at the school.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm not calling. I'm not calling.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't give you what you call it. But I'm
not changing my baby name.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Hey, listen, Okay, look, I'm trying to call you and
handle this like adults, you know, but you've seen the site.
You're gonna push my butt and to take me to
another level.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You ain't calling me trying to have no just ask
me to change my baby name, call my baby something
else at the school because y'all want y'all baby name
to be Derek and the only Derek in the school.
You know how many other kids at the school got
the same name.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I understand that, but from my baby girl, it ain't
supposed to be like that her. I'm throwing.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm thrown for that baby girl and your wife. But
you know I'm not changing my baby moan. Y'all come,
y'all baby to do.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Know what I'm trying to do is get it rectified
that we can call.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You get my phone number. I know a school. Ain't
tell you my number.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I got your numbers. Don't worry about how I got it.
The problem is. But what we're talking about right now
is can we what can we start calling your child?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Don't give me I know that school ain't car You're
not a number.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Listen, ma'am. All I'm trying to do is figure out
what can we start calling your daughter now.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
She been doing. Call you and your right God need
to go down to the statistics office and good child.
They're the name a conjut something o the kind of
names for her, but my daughter to God, keep the
same moon.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thet'll explain something to you. I've been trying to be
calm with you. You're the marsh But if you're gonna find
something else to call.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
On me, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I'm gonna get all the other heads number.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
How you get my numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Don't worry about how I got the number. Listen to
what I'm trying to tell you. If you don't find
another name, I'm gonna start getting the kids to call
your daughter something else.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You'll get them to call my daughter sidn Yes, I'm promise.
I'm with an everybody who called my brother stop nest.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You got to change your baby names. I want my
baby the name to be to Derrick. Tell Joe come
up here, this extranger. Now my priscess is supposed to
be the only one named Dereka had a Carn't.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Call it yo Bay the shop left at the school.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'm going out these kids starting tomorrow at school. Calling
your daughter. I'm not staying.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm the side with you like this number. Hang up
off my phone and don't come. I got none.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Let me tell you something about I got one more
thing I need to say to you. You're listening to me.
What are you listening to me?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'm listening to what.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
His nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You
just got thranked by your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Honna get her?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wait? Oh oh yeah, everybody ain't.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Got ain't even brank me on this saw.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'm so sorry, solace. Yes, I'm gonna give her your
i'ma go you baby. That is oh.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I have shot start, but you got my nerves bad
this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Lord have mercy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Lord, I gotta catch my breath.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I got one more thing I gotta ask you, darling,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land, Steve.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hot Morning Show. I listen to y'all every morning. Y'all crazy,
y'all crazy, and Lord have mercy.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Y'all got my blood.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Pressure up this morning. I love y'all. I listen to
y'all show every morning.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
There is your baby your baby got my baby a
name like person?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Right, your baby got a last name.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm bad, right, we need to call your baby something else.
I'm sorry, is what it is. John teen Comedy Celebration
is this week, this Thursday, coming. Y'all better get ready.
It's an all white time. Bubba Dubb all white, Melanico Matto,
all white, earthquake in the building, dressed in white. We
got Downill Rowlin, you're in the white, Jay J Williamson,
(07:09):
you better ask somebody in the white hosted by yours
Trulick nephew Tommy in that white and the legend himself
will be there, the one and only D. L. Hughughley.
It's an all white Junie teen Comedy celebration Dickie's Arena,
Thursday night, fort Worth, Texas. Tickets are on sale right now.
Be ye ready. You don't want to miss this. And
(07:31):
earlier that morning was I told you before? I will
be walking, oh yeah, with the one and only Miss
Oprah Lee's Annual June teen Walk, Miss Oprah Leed's Annual
June teen while Miss Oprah, Miss Oprah, if you're listening, yes, ma'am,
I'm gonna be there. I will and I'll be walking
with you, hopefully. I know you're gonna have a lot
(07:51):
of people around you. But right there at the Farmington
Field in Fort Worth, Texas, fifteen oh one University Drive,
I will be right there with the one and only
Miss Obra Lee with the annual June teenth walk. All right,
you can arrive at eight o'clock, we will be walking
at nine. Ain't that right, Miss Openley? That's right, that's right,
(08:14):
that's right now. Miss I want you to please make
sure we got plenty of water out there, Miss Opra,
because it gets hot in these Texas heat, so we
need some water, some hydration and uh, you know, if
you're not doing too much. If you're not doing too much,
Miss Oberlee, rain't me little fish sandwich or something from
the house, you know, to list something that belong while
we walk in. I didn't have a little something. It'd
(08:36):
be nice nicet little fish sandwich from Mss open Lee.
I know she fries from fish. Ain't nobody in the
Oprah can't fry no fist. I know Miss ober Lee fright.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Along with you on that one. Yeah, maybe here we come.
You're listening Morning show
We got a problem, Shirley. What's up? Your baby got
my baby's name? Your baby got we don't need but
one at the school. Okay, your baby got my baby name.
We need to we need to fix this, get the
nickname for your baby or something. But look we no,
(00:22):
we ain't doing it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
that's it. That's the prank. Your baby got my baby name.
Let's go cat don.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Patricia. Patricia, who
is this? How you doing? Listen? My name is Floyd Floyd.
I want to give you a call. Your your daughter,
she attends middle school? Right, okay? What's your name again,
Floyd Floyd?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay, what can I just fight you?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh? Well, like I said, your daughter she goes she
do go to middle school, right, yeah, okay, her name,
her name is Derek.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Why you need to know that?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, ain't something wrong or something?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No? No, no, no, nothing wrong. I mean I don't
mean the alarm y're nothing like that. But let me see,
Well here's the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle
school along along with with your daughter. Okay, and and
it's it's a bit of a problem that that that
has arisen that me and my wife just found out about.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, what they have some issues Derek and your baby
in some kind of like trouble or something.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, no, no, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But I Masie don't food with nobody at that school.
She don't mess with nobody. She own the honor row
and everything. I don't have no problems out of Derreka, right.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like none, okay, no, no, let me no, let me
tell you, miss miss Patricia, what the problem is. See,
my daughter name is Dereka, okay, so, and and it
just blew me and my wife away that it was
another Dereka that went to school.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, all right, I don't know too many derekase that's
the unique name. That's cute, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right right, Well here's the problem me and my wife actually,
you know, when it was time to name our child,
we thought we was really picking the name that nobody
would have pick out for their daughter. And to have
another Derek in the school that blew us away. And
I guess the real reason why I'm trying to call you,
miss Patricia c is if if there's something maybe we
(02:20):
can work out, you know, maybe like your Dereka does
middle name or nickname she can be called by in
opposed to both of them being Derek. You really want
to our child to be the only one with this name?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, wait, wait wait wait now you calling me? Are
you asking me to change my baby's name?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, I mean, you ain't really got to legally change
I mean, but just start calling us something else, you know? No?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, wait a minute, So what you the name in
police or something? Do you know how many and and
litis this and Patricia's out there? What if I ask
everything in the United States to change their name from Patricia?
You know how crazy that is?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And I understand that you must be on drugs. What
I'm trying to say is, you know this, this is
something that we really have. Our baby girl was this name,
and we didn't want nobody else to have this. So
does Yo Derecker have a middle name she can use?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
No, we gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling you.
Name your baby d D. Let's call your baby d D.
It is you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name
at the school.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm not calling. I'm not calling.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't give you what you call it. But I'm
not changing my baby name.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Hey, listen, Okay, look, I'm trying to call you and
handle this like adults, you know, but you've seen the site.
You're gonna push my butt and to take me to
another level.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You ain't calling me trying to have no just ask
me to change my baby name, call my baby something
else at the school because y'all want y'all baby name
to be Derek and the only Derek in the school.
You know how many other kids at the school got
the same name.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I understand that, but from my baby girl, it ain't
supposed to be like that her. I'm throwing.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm thrown for that baby girl and your wife. But
you know I'm not changing my baby moan. Y'all come,
y'all baby to do.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Know what I'm trying to do is get it rectified
that we can call.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
You get my phone number. I know a school. Ain't
tell you my number.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I got your numbers. Don't worry about how I got it.
The problem is. But what we're talking about right now
is can we what can we start calling your child?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Don't give me I know that school ain't car You're
not a number.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Listen, ma'am. All I'm trying to do is figure out
what can we start calling your daughter now.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
She been doing. Call you and your right God need
to go down to the statistics office and good child.
They're the name a conjut something o the kind of
names for her, but my daughter to God, keep the
same moon.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thet'll explain something to you. I've been trying to be
calm with you. You're the marsh But if you're gonna find
something else to call.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
On me, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I'm gonna get all the other heads number.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
How you get my numbers.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Don't worry about how I got the number. Listen to
what I'm trying to tell you. If you don't find
another name, I'm gonna start getting the kids to call
your daughter something else.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You'll get them to call my daughter sidn Yes, I'm promise.
I'm with an everybody who called my brother stop nest.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You got to change your baby names. I want my
baby the name to be to Derrick. Tell Joe come
up here, this extranger. Now my priscess is supposed to
be the only one named Dereka had a Carn't.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Call it yo Bay the shop left at the school.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'm going out these kids starting tomorrow at school. Calling
your daughter. I'm not staying.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I'm the side with you like this number. Hang up
off my phone and don't come. I got none.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Let me tell you something about I got one more
thing I need to say to you. You're listening to me.
What are you listening to me?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'm listening to what.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
His nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You
just got thranked by your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Honna get her?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wait? Oh oh yeah, everybody ain't.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Got ain't even brank me on this saw.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'm so sorry, solace. Yes, I'm gonna give her your
i'ma go you baby. That is oh.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I have shot start, but you got my nerves bad
this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Lord have mercy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Lord, I gotta catch my breath.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I got one more thing I gotta ask you, darling,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the land, Steve.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Hot Morning Show. I listen to y'all every morning. Y'all crazy,
y'all crazy, and Lord have mercy.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Y'all got my blood.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Pressure up this morning. I love y'all. I listen to
y'all show every morning.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
There is your baby your baby got my baby a
name like person?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Right, your baby got a last name.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm bad, right, we need to call your baby something else.
I'm sorry, is what it is. John teen Comedy Celebration
is this week, this Thursday, coming. Y'all better get ready.
It's an all white time. Bubba Dubb all white, Melanico Matto,
all white, earthquake in the building, dressed in white. We
got Downill Rowlin, you're in the white, Jay J Williamson,
(07:09):
you better ask somebody in the white hosted by yours
Trulick nephew Tommy in that white and the legend himself
will be there, the one and only D. L. Hughughley.
It's an all white Junie teen Comedy celebration Dickie's Arena,
Thursday night, fort Worth, Texas. Tickets are on sale right now.
Be ye ready. You don't want to miss this. And
(07:31):
earlier that morning was I told you before? I will
be walking, oh yeah, with the one and only Miss
Oprah Lee's Annual June teen Walk, Miss Oprah Leed's Annual
June teen while Miss Oprah, Miss Oprah, if you're listening, yes, ma'am,
I'm gonna be there. I will and I'll be walking
with you, hopefully. I know you're gonna have a lot
(07:51):
of people around you. But right there at the Farmington
Field in Fort Worth, Texas, fifteen oh one University Drive,
I will be right there with the one and only
Miss Obra Lee with the annual June teenth walk. All right,
you can arrive at eight o'clock, we will be walking
at nine. Ain't that right, Miss Openley? That's right, that's right,
(08:14):
that's right now. Miss I want you to please make
sure we got plenty of water out there, Miss Opra,
because it gets hot in these Texas heat, so we
need some water, some hydration and uh, you know, if
you're not doing too much. If you're not doing too much,
Miss Oberlee, rain't me little fish sandwich or something from
the house, you know, to list something that belong while
we walk in. I didn't have a little something. It'd
(08:36):
be nice nicet little fish sandwich from Mss open Lee.
I know she fries from fish. Ain't nobody in the
Oprah can't fry no fist. I know Miss ober Lee fright.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Along with you on that one. Yeah, maybe here we come.
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