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January 13, 2025 8 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, it's time for the prank phone call. Well,
we'll get into the letter in just a few. Nephew,
what you got for us today?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
So Charlie, this right here is called your doors. Your doors. Okay.
So I got to go and repossess all these doors
on this man's house because my neighbor, he was building
a house.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The builder did not pay for the doors.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
So we got come get these dough Okay, Wow, you
won't you won't correct?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, you want correcting? This is doors. But you know
I pick the doors up on the house, just the doors,
all the doors.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Back dough, dough to your bedroom, bathroom dough. We getting
all these doors. Okay, we gotta get all these dough
I'm sorry, all right, and they ain't been paid that
ain't got nothing new with me.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I got come get these doughs.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
All right, Here we go, cat dog, if you would
your doors.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a miss to Paul.
Please call Virginia Senior, probably senior. Okay, this is how
you doing today?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
My name is Mark.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm actually calling from a company called doors.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Are you are you at court?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
You guys just built that home right. Yeah, Like I said,
my name is Mark Stevens. I'm actually calling from a
doors We're actually the company that uh supplied the doors
that are actually throughout your house.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Okay, great, what are you calling for a follow up?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, this isn't a follow up. Actually, we're got a
couple of glitches we want to try and get get
straightened out if we could find uh. Well, here's here's
the problem, sir. The problem we're having is that the
contractor that actually built you all home, yes, has not
paid for the doors. You guys have been there two
and a half months, and we can't seem to get

(01:48):
the contractor to come in and pay for the doors
to call them. We've tried to call them several times
and we have not been able to wait on him.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Because you don't have a good number and gives your
number because I really don't have anything to do with that.
That's like, how do you get my number?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, actually we had your number one file as the
homeowner and that's pretty much how we had you. But
the problem we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to
get this guy for the last couple of months and
we can't get him so actually, what's what's gonna happen
here in the next day or so is we're probably
gonna have to come and get.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
All the doors.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Oh always, I can do what.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
We're probably gonna have to come and get all the
doors in your house, take them off and bring them
back here to the plant until we can We're gonna
go get all my doors. We we're gonna have to
get those doors until either we get a contractor or
you know, we get paid for the doors. Now, what
could happen is you could pay for the doors.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
No, no, no, already paid for the doors. That's that's that's
past tense. I've done that paid, you say, paying that
means I got to double back.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, sir, we haven't been paid, sir for the doors
as well.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
No, no, no, the contractor was paid for the doors. That's
who pays you.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Okay, And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir,
we haven't been paid at all here at doors all ah.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Ah Okay, Well I do what they should have received
a check from my contract and what.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm me you, sir, is that that hasn't been done.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
So since you have not been paid, you're gonna come
back and get my doors. Now, you said we Now,
who's all this you know? And who are we gonna come? Right?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Here's the problem here, like I know.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
No, ain't no problems were gonna We're gonna resolve this
very peacefully.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
But who is we? Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
So what's taking place here at my job? Is they
taking this money out of my check that hasn't been
paid for the doors?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh yes, I can understand that, but why would they
take it out of your check? You did the mand hours,
you've done your work.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Why don't understand it? Sir?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But since the company hasn't been paid, the company is
taking it out on me and it's not gonna come
down on me. So either I'm gonna get the doors.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Well, you need to quit your job because because they
need to give you a u not just give you
a bonus, but give you some hourly work. Because bottom
line is he's talking about company to get my doors. Now,
that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Either we resolve this peacefully as if you pay for it,
or I come out and get the doors now, I'm
not finished city and go back.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
And you mean to go in and come get these doors?
Gas up and come get these doors because you're not
gonna come and get this. I'm not gonna sing you
no money, okay, sir.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Then what we need to do is get a schedule
time where I can come out and get all the doors.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Now, I'm on your time. I'm sorry, I'm on your
time now. So you got this, you must be paying
me now since I'm on your time.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Because you're talking about you're gonna set up a time
with me. That means I have to leave and do
what I do be meet you here to get something
that don't belong to you, which is my door.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Sir, you don't have to be there at all, because
I'm gonna say I'm gonna come in and take the
front door off, and I'm gonna keep keep moving through
the house and get all the doors and get them
back here to the play.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
I don't think you hear yourself now. First and foremost,
how you when you come to the front door, I'm
gonna be without waiting on you as you actually take.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
It off latch.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
I'm gonna be on your behind making sure you realize
you're gonna have to take this door or take this
and I'm I'm pretty sure Tom coming to you, and
you get that first door.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
So I can't keep going back and forth with you.
Let me say this to you. I'm gonna get them doors,
even if I gotta take a whooper, because I gotta
get my money back from the company that they just
took for me to show damn contractors did not pay
for the damn doors. Say you better, hey, bring get
your toms down. When you talk to me, you talk
to him, go play. I'm let me look get this
on you. I'm not gonna allow you to come to

(05:17):
my house and take these damn doors. You ain't coming
to get no money. I'm coming to get them doors
that I'm coming to get them today. I need everym
Now what time you coming? Now? I want to be
prepared when you come next with these doors because I
make sure. Please what time you coming. Don't don't worry
about when I'm coming. You'll know when I'm there when
I take the first door off the heads every goal.

(05:37):
We're gonna meet at that door and walk that. I'll
tell you what I'm gonna pay you. I'm gonna pay
a dollar.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Now take that check.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
You're gonna make chise that the fige whooping the night
I'm gonna take that whooping if that's what it takes.
But I gotta take these doors. You want to get
my money? I mean you to do next time, get
your damn money, Scott, get a job that pays your
better for this whooping. You're gonna get in fed. Well,
I'm not, sir. I'm not gonna keep going back and
forth with you about you whooping. Mine ain't gotta go
any more. Dad in the end right here, tell me

(06:06):
take that tip and take it off hand. Take but
I'm bringing them doors too, every door, and I ain't
in that on men we track you should have been
call of contract. Shit, haven't we go all over the
killing doors? Some doing from from my damn Come now,
I'm gonna tell you what you need to be calling
them he got shoot, I'm gonna get a hipie door
you got in that Holy that none. I'll tell you
what you know what I do. I just wi do

(06:26):
you go to work? Rob me like that. I just
come in there and get them doors working. Asses gone, Jr.
I wouldn't want to say it now. I just told
you ain't trying to get the doors. I just got
you telling you that John your daddy find your dollar
ringing on the antim doing it. And you know what
else I'm coming to do what I'm coming to tell
you who I am? You do you know who I am?

(06:48):
And low you know I know who? You know who?
I make sure I produce myself. You ain't gonna get
us nor man, I can't get these doors there that
bad ain't that ain't really who I am? What? Who
are you? I am?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
got prank phone call by your wife, faith.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Right, that's why, that's why I should bringing that number.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
You know when I get downstairs. Oh brother, you got me.
You know I'm a I'm a typical negro. I got
on a red doors. You know what you can do
with red doors? You're doing something?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, Paul, what is
what is the baddest that I'm talking about? The baddest
radio show in the land.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh show, cousin.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I was over here, just friend, man Fay, don't bring
the number.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
And there all hers out his moving so I'm thinking
that they're looking board, but they down that part of
the goodman.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Come on, son, what what what?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
What you're the prankice so much about these days, adore.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
The King of Pranks. It's that week. I've been talking
about it for a minute. Milwaukee. It is that time.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
M LK Weekend is on the way, and the Nephew
for be in Milwaukee at them prov Tickets on sale
right now. That's Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Baby, the Nephew
is coming to town. They know we've been there before.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Come seeing me.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm gonna be dressed, fly and funny, because that's the
most important part.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
All Right, Tickets on sale right now. Milwaukee West Hands.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, Wi Qui, Mill, Hawkeye, whisc Okay, bus I.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Got it right, Milwaukee. What's the name of all Right?
What's coming up?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Next?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Letter?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
It sounds better.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Subject why can't I talk to my ex? We'll get
into it right after this
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