September 30, 2019 • 8 mins
Is is suspect that a wife makes funeral arrangements for her husband when he is still alive and very healthy?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
(00:02):
right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
subject my mother is ruining my future. But right now
Nephews out, But Jay is here with today's praying phone call.
What you got for us? Jay and everybody? This is
your boy Janney Round, president of Team TI. Many time
is not here. We have no idea what Timy is today,
(00:22):
but just prank right here, do some right here doneral arrangements.
Hope you like it. Check it out. Hello. Hello, I'm
trying to reach a Mrs Diane Please, she's not in
at the moment taking message. My name is John John.
I'm actually the funeral director here funeral home. Because Diane
came in earlier today and and tried to get the
(00:45):
arrangement said. First of all, I want to say my
condolences to you all and your entire family for what
you're going through. She's she's built out some paperwork here
and I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct.
I'm a little I'm not sure on what she wants
on the actual toombstone. I don't know if she wants
rob or or Robert. Are you are you wanted the
(01:08):
members that may be able to tell me exactly what
she would want on. I am I'm Robert. Listen what
this is all about? It? She gave me this morning?
What what you're talking about? Okay? Hold on a stony sorry?
You you who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay?
And is there senior or or the junior is just
(01:31):
a child? I'm Robert. That's who I am, junior the child.
Neither one of us did we were a help? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay,
hanging on a second. Sorry, Yeah, yeah, M Diana MS
sir MS Diane is your wife? Yeah, that's my wife.
You show you got the right Dan. You show what
(01:53):
she came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five?
What salt and pepper, hair, shoulder line? Uh maybe a
medium brown complex? Mm hmmm. What kind of cost you
was happing? You see the costs that see the cast something?
Uh it seemed like it was a uh some type
(02:15):
of h Was it a camera? I think yeah, that's
what I mean. What happened? Tell me? Who actually tell
me what happened? As small she came in and said
what to you. She came in and Mr, why why why? Why?
Why don't I call back? When Miss Diane is there?
We can go call back, you know, tell me that
I need to know what is going on. You might
(02:37):
wife want something. She went for scooing for me and
you something you were telling me. Let me know, tell
me that, sir. All I know is is Miss Diane
came in. The paperwork was a little I was just
coming to reevaluate. You know what? I what? I what?
What what was written here? It wasn't right. I mean,
she came in, she she picked out the casket, she
did everything that she was supposed casket casket. But but right,
(03:01):
But I don't understand. I don't really understand what's going on.
But I'm a fan. I laid on. I'm going back.
I don't understand. I've never been in I've never been
in a situation like this. Okay, so the sister, maybe
I need to call back. Just Diane gets there, I said,
I need to talk to you now. She had six o'clock.
Don't worry about that. Where you win anyway? What's your
(03:22):
name again? Where you win? I'm I'm I'm John, sir,
I'm the I'm the funeral home. I'm sorry, y'all, you
might be you might be making some suitor rain for
Huck too. I might need to switch names for game
on there. Okay, sir, I'm just what six o'clock is?
Six o'clock, sixclock. You're gonna be there, sir. Of a
(03:42):
funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're you're
so serious? Bro, look coming, she's trying to marry me me.
I'm robbing. Wouldn't name be younger people? Rober It's it's
rob or Robert? Which other one? I mean, I don't,
I don't. I mean, I won't, I don't want. I don't,
I don't. I don't know. We even be fea, you
(04:04):
know what I'm saying. We don't even argue. We had
a little lad last week, my little light meal, something
little like man. But you have a funerals of men
still make I tell you that just they got the
right now you got the right one. I tell you, man,
I'm not watch start Mr Mr. I mean, since I
(04:27):
have you on the phone, is it is? Can I
ask you? What? Is it? All right? If I ask
you something? Sir? Do you want to ask me? Bro?
I mean, since since it is your funeral. Would you
would you like the light blue lining or the white
line and inside on the inside. You played with me
right now even now you're trying me. Now, if I
come down and swing, you won't like it. They're gonna
be two funerals. You keep on that, you're gonna pick
(04:51):
your own planet. Man, I'm not here brushing my like
a twilve shells. All I said for a little bit
life a around It's gonna keep the build out. But
you will say it's around here, sir, whole life funeral?
Come on, man, boyd okay? Can I can? I? Can? I? Can?
(05:13):
I tell you what else your wife told me when
she was here? What? What else to do I do?
I need to know anywhere? I need to know, damn me,
glad what she told me to tell you exactly who
I was? What? Who are you? I'm I'm sorry? Who
are you? Who's I'm not John? I'm not John from
(05:34):
the funeral home? You better let me? You better tell him?
You nobody else, not no, no, no, no, nothing of
this is this right here? Isn't a few timing from
the Steve Harvey Martin shell your white Diane got me
to pray phone oh you. Hello, clan boy, I swear
(06:02):
y'all y'all something boy and it boy, y'all pleader, But man,
y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man, you'll need
to see you sink. Hey, man, looking bro, make better?
Need a soup bang after thing. I need all that
eat all that shoe shop head, right man, I had
(06:25):
to that. Hey, let me ask you, miss, what is
the baddest ratio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?
And now nah d m that another stupidity for you
(07:03):
that I chat that job. Do the chat chat chat
right there, job, I'm gonna be somewhere doing something and
I got something coming on is really big and I
want you all to watch it. And I'm doing a
whole lot of things right now. I don't know where
(07:24):
they are, but I'll be doing him all right. So
if it's something big, my name is on it. It's
gonna be big. It's huge, and I'll be doing it somewhere.
Huh coming at you, hu, isn't it? Yes? Toms to
Thomas Mouth dot Com, Huh, I got you. Do the
(07:47):
hot chat ja, do the hottatcha you're giving You're giving
Junior a run for his money Jay with this imitation
of Tommy. I like it. I like him. That's pretty
good Jay. One more. I was one. It is his
(08:12):
hearing out of something. I can't wait to tell him
that the president of Team Tubby Darrel had You should
hear it out, all right, Thank you, Team Tommy. Coming
up next Strawberry Letters, subject my mother is Ruining my future.
(08:34):
We'll get into it right after this
All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
(00:02):
right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
subject my mother is ruining my future. But right now
Nephews out, But Jay is here with today's praying phone call.
What you got for us? Jay and everybody? This is
your boy Janney Round, president of Team TI. Many time
is not here. We have no idea what Timy is today,
(00:22):
but just prank right here, do some right here doneral arrangements.
Hope you like it. Check it out. Hello. Hello, I'm
trying to reach a Mrs Diane Please, she's not in
at the moment taking message. My name is John John.
I'm actually the funeral director here funeral home. Because Diane
came in earlier today and and tried to get the
(00:45):
arrangement said. First of all, I want to say my
condolences to you all and your entire family for what
you're going through. She's she's built out some paperwork here
and I wanted to make sure I got everything actually correct.
I'm a little I'm not sure on what she wants
on the actual toombstone. I don't know if she wants
rob or or Robert. Are you are you wanted the
(01:08):
members that may be able to tell me exactly what
she would want on. I am I'm Robert. Listen what
this is all about? It? She gave me this morning?
What what you're talking about? Okay? Hold on a stony sorry?
You you who I am? Robert? Rob Robert? That's me? Okay?
And is there senior or or the junior is just
(01:31):
a child? I'm Robert. That's who I am, junior the child.
Neither one of us did we were a help? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
hang on? Oh my god, all right, I don't okay,
hanging on a second. Sorry, Yeah, yeah, M Diana MS
sir MS Diane is your wife? Yeah, that's my wife.
You show you got the right Dan. You show what
(01:53):
she came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five?
What salt and pepper, hair, shoulder line? Uh maybe a
medium brown complex? Mm hmmm. What kind of cost you
was happing? You see the costs that see the cast something?
Uh it seemed like it was a uh some type
(02:15):
of h Was it a camera? I think yeah, that's
what I mean. What happened? Tell me? Who actually tell
me what happened? As small she came in and said
what to you. She came in and Mr, why why why? Why?
Why don't I call back? When Miss Diane is there?
We can go call back, you know, tell me that
I need to know what is going on. You might
(02:37):
wife want something. She went for scooing for me and
you something you were telling me. Let me know, tell
me that, sir. All I know is is Miss Diane
came in. The paperwork was a little I was just
coming to reevaluate. You know what? I what? I what?
What what was written here? It wasn't right. I mean,
she came in, she she picked out the casket, she
did everything that she was supposed casket casket. But but right,
(03:01):
But I don't understand. I don't really understand what's going on.
But I'm a fan. I laid on. I'm going back.
I don't understand. I've never been in I've never been
in a situation like this. Okay, so the sister, maybe
I need to call back. Just Diane gets there, I said,
I need to talk to you now. She had six o'clock.
Don't worry about that. Where you win anyway? What's your
(03:22):
name again? Where you win? I'm I'm I'm John, sir,
I'm the I'm the funeral home. I'm sorry, y'all, you
might be you might be making some suitor rain for
Huck too. I might need to switch names for game
on there. Okay, sir, I'm just what six o'clock is?
Six o'clock, sixclock. You're gonna be there, sir. Of a
(03:42):
funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're you're
so serious? Bro, look coming, she's trying to marry me me.
I'm robbing. Wouldn't name be younger people? Rober It's it's
rob or Robert? Which other one? I mean, I don't,
I don't. I mean, I won't, I don't want. I don't,
I don't. I don't know. We even be fea, you
(04:04):
know what I'm saying. We don't even argue. We had
a little lad last week, my little light meal, something
little like man. But you have a funerals of men
still make I tell you that just they got the
right now you got the right one. I tell you, man,
I'm not watch start Mr Mr. I mean, since I
(04:27):
have you on the phone, is it is? Can I
ask you? What? Is it? All right? If I ask
you something? Sir? Do you want to ask me? Bro?
I mean, since since it is your funeral. Would you
would you like the light blue lining or the white
line and inside on the inside. You played with me
right now even now you're trying me. Now, if I
come down and swing, you won't like it. They're gonna
be two funerals. You keep on that, you're gonna pick
(04:51):
your own planet. Man, I'm not here brushing my like
a twilve shells. All I said for a little bit
life a around It's gonna keep the build out. But
you will say it's around here, sir, whole life funeral?
Come on, man, boyd okay? Can I can? I? Can? I? Can?
(05:13):
I tell you what else your wife told me when
she was here? What? What else to do I do?
I need to know anywhere? I need to know, damn me,
glad what she told me to tell you exactly who
I was? What? Who are you? I'm I'm sorry? Who
are you? Who's I'm not John? I'm not John from
(05:34):
the funeral home? You better let me? You better tell him?
You nobody else, not no, no, no, no, nothing of
this is this right here? Isn't a few timing from
the Steve Harvey Martin shell your white Diane got me
to pray phone oh you. Hello, clan boy, I swear
(06:02):
y'all y'all something boy and it boy, y'all pleader, But man,
y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man, you'll need
to see you sink. Hey, man, looking bro, make better?
Need a soup bang after thing. I need all that
eat all that shoe shop head, right man, I had
(06:25):
to that. Hey, let me ask you, miss, what is
the baddest ratio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?
And now nah d m that another stupidity for you
(07:03):
that I chat that job. Do the chat chat chat
right there, job, I'm gonna be somewhere doing something and
I got something coming on is really big and I
want you all to watch it. And I'm doing a
whole lot of things right now. I don't know where
(07:24):
they are, but I'll be doing him all right. So
if it's something big, my name is on it. It's
gonna be big. It's huge, and I'll be doing it somewhere.
Huh coming at you, hu, isn't it? Yes? Toms to
Thomas Mouth dot Com, Huh, I got you. Do the
(07:47):
hot chat ja, do the hottatcha you're giving You're giving
Junior a run for his money Jay with this imitation
of Tommy. I like it. I like him. That's pretty
good Jay. One more. I was one. It is his
(08:12):
hearing out of something. I can't wait to tell him
that the president of Team Tubby Darrel had You should
hear it out, all right, Thank you, Team Tommy. Coming
up next Strawberry Letters, subject my mother is Ruining my future.
(08:34):
We'll get into it right after this
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