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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Shirley, the summer has started. The children are all
over the place. They're running through the neighborhood having fun.
They're playing over here, playing over there, and they are
also at the neighborhood pool. Yes, they are the title
right here. Surely is your son Peede in the pool? Yeah? Yeah,
yes he did, Yes, he did. Yes, your son Peede
(00:25):
in the pool? Cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
If you hould hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach can
you hear me? Yes, I'm trying to reach Anastasia. This
is she? How you doing? Listen, I'm glead the lifeguard
over here at the pool here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir,
do you have a if you have a son named yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Is everything all right?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah? Yeah, everything is fun. I mean a quick question, ma'am.
We got a situation here with what's going on. We're
not we're not gonna be allowed to let him swim
here at the pool and the complex anymore. What we
got your son? Uh? I mean, he swims in pretty
much every every every other day. You know, I'm always
(01:08):
here seeing him swim. But it seems like is you know,
we've been trying to figure out who it is your
your son keep peeing in the pool. Sam a pool, ma'am.
I don't want to get into it with you your son,
And we finally narrated down. Your son is the one
that's peeing in the pool every day, and you know
it's really a bad thing. We can't continue to keep
(01:30):
letting them come over here. We got to ban him
from the pool. My son ping on pool. We ain't
nasty like this?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Did you take them to be? You gonna say, my
son and.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
In the pool? Well, your son is the one that
be making faces and stuff, But I know that's what
he's doing. He in their pin. Your son is the
one that's peeing in the.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Pool making faces.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
He be making faces, so I know he in their pen.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They got to do with we should be making faces
too something. What dad, you gonna say in the pools
he making I'm not gonna go last like that. I
teach my kids better than that. He had no pool.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Hey, lady, I'm not going All I'm saying is he
can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from
the pool until we rectify this problem. Now you'll not
paying when he.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Gonna be in that pool. And we don't send pool
We ain't gonna be there, and I said, Moorrow. Matter
of fact, I'm bringing our kids for the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We gotta ma'am, I'm not Finn. Sit here and go
back and forth with you. All I'm trying to tell
you is this right here. Your son has been peing
in the pool. My boss wants me to prevent him.
If he's not the one, then we allow him to
come back later. But right now with singling people out
and your son, you know, it just seems like he's
the one that's doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What's you say?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That name was?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
My name is Glen. I'm Glean the lifeguard. That's who
I am.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Not what's a win name? Then? But then I was
supposed to calling me. You ain't got no business calling
my I'm talking about my son.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
No food you never need to give. I'm not at
liberty to give him my last name. The bottom line
is we.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Can't live in in the battle. What but you won't
live me the time phone? But you can't give me
your a name.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, listen, I'm not. All I'm supposed to do is
call you'll let you know that we're banned in your
son from getting in the pool.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What you're talking about you can't ban my father playing
the life. God, get a rich job, a summer job.
Do you got a job? And I calling my phone?
You sit, you don't want, You ain't got, and you
can't stop. Nobody's coming next room, and we're gonna beat
dawn now tomorrow again. And if you deep theo, do
(03:35):
your job and clean.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Man. Let me say this to you. If your son
comes to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool,
I'm snatching your son out of the pool.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I let you rum. I wish you ruin. You you
don't need a life. God, you snatched my try out
a pool. I wish you ruined. Or what the what
time the prom up in? At ten o'clock? We gonna
be that at nine Saturday? You got me up? Come,
I see gonna snatch my son out of pool? You
lost your mind? Nobody be a pool your mine?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Hey, lady, the problem is whatever he has been singled out.
All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's
the one that's doing it. Your son is the one
that's doing He's seeing whatever whatever them for Right now,
all I'm asking is is keep your son away from
the pool for the next two weeks. If we faund
out that it's not him, will allow him to come back. Okay,
(04:28):
hein't me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He ain't staying away from the pool for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And if you do, he gonna come back and do
some most pool.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm gonna tell me the whole two weeks with and
go back to that talking about my son to the pool.
You can tell by his faith you said what your
about said. He I be watching life. You watch sent
a pool. You gotta watch your mine. You bus not
know what you're talking to. I will be down tomorrow.
Me and I don't find my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And they don't get in the pool too. Don't do
this kid doing that getting them in the pool. Let
me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids over
there and bring them in the pool? Number none of
your children. I don't give it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And what you say right your life, God get rich
domn Lady.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Listen, lady, I'm not gonna go continue to go back
and forth. I got one more thing and I need
to say to you, and I'm done. I'm crazy. One
more thing that I'm done.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You ain't got say to me.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I do have one thing I do need to say
to you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
What you have to say to me.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I need to say this. This is left you Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got Frank
from your homeboys.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yell, kids, man, look at us now, you tim man
if you want to get this life, but we'll get this.
Y'all play too much, y'all, None of y'all play too much.
No raise my place for nothing. I'm walking towards pool. There.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You was coming to the pool tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I was coming to the office today. They staid, opening
the fire to tell me, you know, in the pool,
I was for the common.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Now take care of him, kids, baby. I got one
more thing. I got to ask you, what is the
baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
The morning show?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
The Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's all right, Yeah, that's all right, yeah, Frank. You know,
I guess I don't got tired of it. I've learned
the prank and praise by myself because I know you know, y'all,
y'all not the best prank audience. You know, y'all, y'all
take me for granksanks.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We love your pranks.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What do you take me for granted? And that's what Bob,
we don't we giving you a lot of love was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
T that was a brilliant Okay, that's too fired your
prank praise. I'm just got two.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean it was cute, Junior.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, don't get ready. It is about to happen. I've
been talking about it for the last month. Man, the
June teenth comedy celebration that you do not want to miss.
It is going down Dicky's Arena this coming Thursday, June nineteenth, Yes,
third Fort Worth, Texas, Bubba Dub Melanie Camacho, earthquake, Oh
donell o' rollins my man JJ Williamson, hosted by Yours
(07:25):
truly and the legend that is the one that only D. L.
Hughley will be in the building, So you do not
want to miss it. Tickets your own sale. And it
is an all white attire and all white attire, so
put your white on and get ready to rock, all
right and have a good time, all right, all hosted
by yours truly now that morning on June nineteenth. That
(07:46):
morning I am going to be with our rob I
think I've told y'all previous right, all rab all Rah
Miss Oprah Lee's annual June team Walk.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
If you and Fort Worth.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You are to know about Miss Oper. I know about
Miss open Lee too. All right, then that's at the
Farrington Field, Fort Worth, Texas. Y'all come on out the
next you're gonna be there. I'm gonna do that before
the comedy show. That's at eight o'clock in the morning.
We're gonna start walking and running around nine o'clock and
we are going to have an amazing time. And I
can't miss open Lee. If you listening, baby, can't wait
to meet you. I will see you soon on that
(08:24):
great getting up Thursday morning, Miss Openle, It'll be me
and you walking for a word that calls Juneteenth. We
are celebrating. Okay, yes that might be one today. All right,
May the doors, May the doors of the aur rah
Our Farmington Field open up, all visitors, please come on
(08:45):
in and miss Me and me and Miss open Lee
will be waiting graciously for you all. Shirley, you're listening
Morning Show
Well, Shirley, the summer has started. The children are all
over the place. They're running through the neighborhood having fun.
They're playing over here, playing over there, and they are
also at the neighborhood pool. Yes, they are the title
right here. Surely is your son Peede in the pool? Yeah? Yeah,
yes he did, Yes, he did. Yes, your son Peede
(00:25):
in the pool? Cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
If you hould hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach can
you hear me? Yes, I'm trying to reach Anastasia. This
is she? How you doing? Listen, I'm glead the lifeguard
over here at the pool here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir,
do you have a if you have a son named yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Is everything all right?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah? Yeah, everything is fun. I mean a quick question, ma'am.
We got a situation here with what's going on. We're
not we're not gonna be allowed to let him swim
here at the pool and the complex anymore. What we
got your son? Uh? I mean, he swims in pretty
much every every every other day. You know, I'm always
(01:08):
here seeing him swim. But it seems like is you know,
we've been trying to figure out who it is your
your son keep peeing in the pool. Sam a pool, ma'am.
I don't want to get into it with you your son,
And we finally narrated down. Your son is the one
that's peeing in the pool every day, and you know
it's really a bad thing. We can't continue to keep
(01:30):
letting them come over here. We got to ban him
from the pool. My son ping on pool. We ain't
nasty like this?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Did you take them to be? You gonna say, my
son and.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
In the pool? Well, your son is the one that
be making faces and stuff, But I know that's what
he's doing. He in their pin. Your son is the
one that's peeing in the.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Pool making faces.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
He be making faces, so I know he in their pen.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
They got to do with we should be making faces
too something. What dad, you gonna say in the pools
he making I'm not gonna go last like that. I
teach my kids better than that. He had no pool.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Hey, lady, I'm not going All I'm saying is he
can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banned from
the pool until we rectify this problem. Now you'll not
paying when he.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Gonna be in that pool. And we don't send pool
We ain't gonna be there, and I said, Moorrow. Matter
of fact, I'm bringing our kids for the pool.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We gotta ma'am, I'm not Finn. Sit here and go
back and forth with you. All I'm trying to tell
you is this right here. Your son has been peing
in the pool. My boss wants me to prevent him.
If he's not the one, then we allow him to
come back later. But right now with singling people out
and your son, you know, it just seems like he's
the one that's doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What's you say?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That name was?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
My name is Glen. I'm Glean the lifeguard. That's who
I am.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Not what's a win name? Then? But then I was
supposed to calling me. You ain't got no business calling
my I'm talking about my son.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
No food you never need to give. I'm not at
liberty to give him my last name. The bottom line
is we.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Can't live in in the battle. What but you won't
live me the time phone? But you can't give me
your a name.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Okay, listen, I'm not. All I'm supposed to do is
call you'll let you know that we're banned in your
son from getting in the pool.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What you're talking about you can't ban my father playing
the life. God, get a rich job, a summer job.
Do you got a job? And I calling my phone?
You sit, you don't want, You ain't got, and you
can't stop. Nobody's coming next room, and we're gonna beat
dawn now tomorrow again. And if you deep theo, do
(03:35):
your job and clean.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Man. Let me say this to you. If your son
comes to the pool tomorrow and get in the pool,
I'm snatching your son out of the pool.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I let you rum. I wish you ruin. You you
don't need a life. God, you snatched my try out
a pool. I wish you ruined. Or what the what
time the prom up in? At ten o'clock? We gonna
be that at nine Saturday? You got me up? Come,
I see gonna snatch my son out of pool? You
lost your mind? Nobody be a pool your mine?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Hey, lady, the problem is whatever he has been singled out.
All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's
the one that's doing it. Your son is the one
that's doing He's seeing whatever whatever them for Right now,
all I'm asking is is keep your son away from
the pool for the next two weeks. If we faund
out that it's not him, will allow him to come back. Okay,
(04:28):
hein't me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He ain't staying away from the pool for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
And if you do, he gonna come back and do
some most pool.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm gonna tell me the whole two weeks with and
go back to that talking about my son to the pool.
You can tell by his faith you said what your
about said. He I be watching life. You watch sent
a pool. You gotta watch your mine. You bus not
know what you're talking to. I will be down tomorrow.
Me and I don't find my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And they don't get in the pool too. Don't do
this kid doing that getting them in the pool. Let
me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids over
there and bring them in the pool? Number none of
your children. I don't give it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And what you say right your life, God get rich
domn Lady.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Listen, lady, I'm not gonna go continue to go back
and forth. I got one more thing and I need
to say to you, and I'm done. I'm crazy. One
more thing that I'm done.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You ain't got say to me.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I do have one thing I do need to say
to you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
What you have to say to me.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I need to say this. This is left you Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got Frank
from your homeboys.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yell, kids, man, look at us now, you tim man
if you want to get this life, but we'll get this.
Y'all play too much, y'all, None of y'all play too much.
No raise my place for nothing. I'm walking towards pool. There.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You was coming to the pool tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I was coming to the office today. They staid, opening
the fire to tell me, you know, in the pool,
I was for the common.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Now take care of him, kids, baby. I got one
more thing. I got to ask you, what is the
baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
The morning show?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
The Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's all right, Yeah, that's all right, yeah, Frank. You know,
I guess I don't got tired of it. I've learned
the prank and praise by myself because I know you know, y'all,
y'all not the best prank audience. You know, y'all, y'all
take me for granksanks.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
We love your pranks.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
What do you take me for granted? And that's what Bob,
we don't we giving you a lot of love was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
T that was a brilliant Okay, that's too fired your
prank praise. I'm just got two.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean it was cute, Junior.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, don't get ready. It is about to happen. I've
been talking about it for the last month. Man, the
June teenth comedy celebration that you do not want to miss.
It is going down Dicky's Arena this coming Thursday, June nineteenth, Yes,
third Fort Worth, Texas, Bubba Dub Melanie Camacho, earthquake, Oh
donell o' rollins my man JJ Williamson, hosted by Yours
(07:25):
truly and the legend that is the one that only D. L.
Hughley will be in the building, So you do not
want to miss it. Tickets your own sale. And it
is an all white attire and all white attire, so
put your white on and get ready to rock, all
right and have a good time, all right, all hosted
by yours truly now that morning on June nineteenth. That
(07:46):
morning I am going to be with our rob I
think I've told y'all previous right, all rab all Rah
Miss Oprah Lee's annual June team Walk.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
If you and Fort Worth.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You are to know about Miss Oper. I know about
Miss open Lee too. All right, then that's at the
Farrington Field, Fort Worth, Texas. Y'all come on out the
next you're gonna be there. I'm gonna do that before
the comedy show. That's at eight o'clock in the morning.
We're gonna start walking and running around nine o'clock and
we are going to have an amazing time. And I
can't miss open Lee. If you listening, baby, can't wait
to meet you. I will see you soon on that
(08:24):
great getting up Thursday morning, Miss Openle, It'll be me
and you walking for a word that calls Juneteenth. We
are celebrating. Okay, yes that might be one today. All right,
May the doors, May the doors of the aur rah
Our Farmington Field open up, all visitors, please come on
(08:45):
in and miss Me and me and Miss open Lee
will be waiting graciously for you all. Shirley, you're listening
Morning Show
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