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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for the nephew in today's prank phone call?
What you got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm going to top you this prank right here, right here?
You want something ignorant and stupid? Do you want some ignit?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I listen to me.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
This right here is called your wife gave me a disease?
Your wife gave me a disease. I'm not gonna leave
it right there. I'm just gonna leave it just right there.
Y'all read Yeah, are you ready? Cat dog?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
If you could hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm
trying to reach Dante. Yeah, this is till Hey, how
you doing? Man? Just to be your Daunta is married
to Tammy? Right yeah, okay? Cool? Cool? So listen man, Uh,
can you've heard about me? You know maybe I heard
my name before because I used to date tell me
(00:49):
way before you guys got married. Uh you know my
name is My name is Marcella. So I just want
to call and say how you doing? But I need
to Oh okay, yeah, I know she mentioned you man,
she ya, I used to be together before we yet, Okay,
I've heard about you. What's what's the phone call for?
I needed to talk to you man. And I've been
(01:10):
holding this back at least four years. You know, I
haven't said anything, and you know I can't hold it
no more. Man, I'm going through so many issues right now.
I just gotta I gotta get this thing. I got
to get some grips on this thing that I'm going through.
But you know, I wanted to come to you, man,
to man, talk to you about this situation. You know,
I hate to bring it to you like this, but
(01:31):
when me and Tammy worked together, man, I ain't knowin
that say, when we were together, Cammy gave me a disease. Man.
So you know I've been holding this, you know. And
I was like, I say, I I wanted to hit
you up. I thought about it two years ago, freaking like,
(01:52):
what do you mean like she gave you a disease?
She gave me a disease about four plus years ago,
just way before y'all got married. I understanding of y'all
been married about three years right yeah, Oh my god, Okay, okay,
and you're calling me, you're calling me to give me
the heads up. Oh man, I'm calling because dude, these
(02:15):
damn the medical bills and all this is just completely
out of control. I can't even you know, I can't
take care of myself no more with this, you know,
and I don't feel like I have to because she
the one that gave me the damn decease. Okay, So
you're calling because you want you want me to pay.
You want you want us to pay for your medical bills. Dude.
(02:35):
I'm like, I mean, damn, dude, I mean, put yourself
in my position, mare, I mean, what's the brothers supposed
to do? You know, I'm sitting over here with a
disease somebody gave me, and you know they going on
with they like bro. Yeah, but this is so you're
calling me telling me my wife gave you a disease.
First of all, she would have told me that. Secondly,
now you're telling me like I might have some you's
(02:57):
got to be kidding me, Well, what the she give you?
What disease are you talking about? Man? At this point,
you know, I don't even want to discuss it. I
just want to get on board. Can we get some
kind of understanding with this medical bill that I can't out?
It's out of control? Man, I'm not paying, Okay, I'm
not gonna pay for your medical bills. Especially when I
don't even know what the you mean? What you mean
(03:19):
she gave you a disease? Now I'm over here freaking out. Dude, Dude,
I understand, you know, brouh. I hope you're good. I
really you know. But I'm just saying, man, dude, I
don't know what to do no more. Man, I really
don't you know, like I thought. Okay, Yo Yo, you
need to tell me. All right, you talking in circle.
You're telling me something you have you caught four or
(03:39):
five years ago. Well, what is truth? It's unchurable? What
the disease are you talking about? Man, Dude, I'm I'm
trying to dude with regardless of what it is, I'm
trying to handle the medical fills on it. Man, That's
what I'm trying to do. Do What kind of medical
bills could you have for some you caught four years ago?
Like four years ago, you should have been able to say, said,
(04:00):
what is it? Dude? She gave me the disease, and
now I need somebody to play these damn bills. That's
all I'm saying to you. All right, That's all I'm saying, Dante,
Yo is telling you what I'm telling you, Marcello is
quit playing and telling me what the disease this is.
It's Marcellos, man, it's marcellous. Okay, I don't tell what
(04:21):
your name is. I'm getting there, y'all. Y'all want to
gave me diabetes? You what diabetes? The wife gave me diabetes? Man?
Mean you want to coming you can't? Can't somebody give
you diabetes? What you mean she gave you diabetes?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Your wife is cooking out, was cooking all them cakes
and pies, and you know all that sugar you know,
and just man, you cannot bron't have me thinking my
wife gave you her bees or something. Man, you just
don't know how to work out, you know how to eat.
That's only you may playing No bill for that diabet
wrong with you? Man? Oh so now now now now
(05:03):
that's funny. Laugh you're laughing at me, Dante, Yes, I'm
laughing at you. Call my phone talking about my wife
gave you diabetes? Bro? For real? Humid brow? Can I
say something else? No, Dante? What what you want to say?
(05:25):
I want to say this, Duane, you just got frank baby,
This nephew tid me from the sea offy morning. So
your wife, tell me, got me a frank folks. Oh
dang yo, Oh I got your favorite all I got you?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, see she told me about She told me about Marcello,
but I never heard his voice. Bro, I was on fire.
Oh my god, you're good man, Oh my god. Oh
you had me some scared dude talking about the disease. Whoa, oh,
(06:07):
especially a disease four years lingering. It's like whoa, whoa.
Oh my god, man, I was you know when she
got home. I was about to be so mad. Hey man,
you gotta tell me this man. Come on, don Jay,
what is what is the baddest? And I'm talking about
the bad radio show in the lake? To me? All funny, dude,
(06:29):
this is Steve Harvey. Morning happened, New Year happen? You're
eating right? You ain't got no diabetes? Now, I'm worried. Bro,
you can catch it like that.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
She gave me diabetes. You see what I'm saying, all this,
all this stuff she's been cooking. You see, you understand
where I'm coming from. Don't you get hear me?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I haven't. I gotta I need a moment to get
over this. He gave me diabetes. He gave me. She
gave me to that.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's what That's what it is. Need to cook all
them yams and all that stuff with all the sugar.
If they did this to me, your wife did that.
Your wife did that. I'm just saying, hey, it is
what it is. Your wife gave me a disease. You
know when you when you when you sign up and
say you want some stupid? Do I give it to.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You doctor immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, whether we want it or not, I'm gonna give
it to the trial state.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That is New York. That's a New Jersey. That's Connecticut.
The nephew is coming to town Thanksgiving comedy Fest. That
would be Dominique, Vanessa, Mitchell shell Underwood and yours truly, nephew.
Tell me y'all look at stupid right after Thanksgiving? I
got it. You looking for ignic. We got it straight
up crazy, all right, nephew, tie me coming your way
along with a legend sheerl Underwood, another legend, Dominique, and
(07:57):
then another another another legend. But as mentioned, my frat
brother were rolling up in the New New Jersey and
November the thirtieth at the New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Pack were gonna put it down.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Pickets are on sale right now, get it. While of
getting this good man, come get your laugh on right
after Black Friday and have a whole lot of fun,
all right, Right right after Black Friday.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's Black Saturday, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'm gonna be at my black job at the n Jersey,
at the NJ Pack.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Come on, get it with.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Me, laying in the cutters, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, all right. That
would be MLK weekend. That's Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The
Nephew was coming to town to the m prov and
I never been there and told jokes in Milwaukee. Sope,
y'all been hearing about me. They've been talking about me.
Come get your stupid on you hear that prank. I'm
way more stupid that on stage, I promise I get.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I want to ask you way more weeks, all right,
Time now for the nephew in today's prank phone call?
What you got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm going to top you this prank right here, right here?
You want something ignorant and stupid? Do you want some ignit?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I listen to me.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
This right here is called your wife gave me a disease?
Your wife gave me a disease. I'm not gonna leave
it right there. I'm just gonna leave it just right there.
Y'all read Yeah, are you ready? Cat dog?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
If you could hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm
trying to reach Dante. Yeah, this is till Hey, how
you doing? Man? Just to be your Daunta is married
to Tammy? Right yeah, okay? Cool? Cool? So listen man, Uh,
can you've heard about me? You know maybe I heard
my name before because I used to date tell me
(00:49):
way before you guys got married. Uh you know my
name is My name is Marcella. So I just want
to call and say how you doing? But I need
to Oh okay, yeah, I know she mentioned you man,
she ya, I used to be together before we yet, Okay,
I've heard about you. What's what's the phone call for?
I needed to talk to you man. And I've been
(01:10):
holding this back at least four years. You know, I
haven't said anything, and you know I can't hold it
no more. Man, I'm going through so many issues right now.
I just gotta I gotta get this thing. I got
to get some grips on this thing that I'm going through.
But you know, I wanted to come to you, man,
to man, talk to you about this situation. You know,
I hate to bring it to you like this, but
(01:31):
when me and Tammy worked together, man, I ain't knowin
that say, when we were together, Cammy gave me a disease. Man.
So you know I've been holding this, you know. And
I was like, I say, I I wanted to hit
you up. I thought about it two years ago, freaking like,
(01:52):
what do you mean like she gave you a disease?
She gave me a disease about four plus years ago,
just way before y'all got married. I understanding of y'all
been married about three years right yeah, Oh my god, Okay, okay,
and you're calling me, you're calling me to give me
the heads up. Oh man, I'm calling because dude, these
(02:15):
damn the medical bills and all this is just completely
out of control. I can't even you know, I can't
take care of myself no more with this, you know,
and I don't feel like I have to because she
the one that gave me the damn decease. Okay, So
you're calling because you want you want me to pay.
You want you want us to pay for your medical bills. Dude.
(02:35):
I'm like, I mean, damn, dude, I mean, put yourself
in my position, mare, I mean, what's the brothers supposed
to do? You know, I'm sitting over here with a
disease somebody gave me, and you know they going on
with they like bro. Yeah, but this is so you're
calling me telling me my wife gave you a disease.
First of all, she would have told me that. Secondly,
now you're telling me like I might have some you's
(02:57):
got to be kidding me, Well, what the she give you?
What disease are you talking about? Man? At this point,
you know, I don't even want to discuss it. I
just want to get on board. Can we get some
kind of understanding with this medical bill that I can't out?
It's out of control? Man, I'm not paying, Okay, I'm
not gonna pay for your medical bills. Especially when I
don't even know what the you mean? What you mean
(03:19):
she gave you a disease? Now I'm over here freaking out. Dude, Dude,
I understand, you know, brouh. I hope you're good. I
really you know. But I'm just saying, man, dude, I
don't know what to do no more. Man, I really
don't you know, like I thought. Okay, Yo Yo, you
need to tell me. All right, you talking in circle.
You're telling me something you have you caught four or
(03:39):
five years ago. Well, what is truth? It's unchurable? What
the disease are you talking about? Man, Dude, I'm I'm
trying to dude with regardless of what it is, I'm
trying to handle the medical fills on it. Man, That's
what I'm trying to do. Do What kind of medical
bills could you have for some you caught four years ago?
Like four years ago, you should have been able to say, said,
(04:00):
what is it? Dude? She gave me the disease, and
now I need somebody to play these damn bills. That's
all I'm saying to you. All right, That's all I'm saying, Dante,
Yo is telling you what I'm telling you, Marcello is
quit playing and telling me what the disease this is.
It's Marcellos, man, it's marcellous. Okay, I don't tell what
(04:21):
your name is. I'm getting there, y'all. Y'all want to
gave me diabetes? You what diabetes? The wife gave me diabetes? Man?
Mean you want to coming you can't? Can't somebody give
you diabetes? What you mean she gave you diabetes?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Your wife is cooking out, was cooking all them cakes
and pies, and you know all that sugar you know,
and just man, you cannot bron't have me thinking my
wife gave you her bees or something. Man, you just
don't know how to work out, you know how to eat.
That's only you may playing No bill for that diabet
wrong with you? Man? Oh so now now now now
(05:03):
that's funny. Laugh you're laughing at me, Dante, Yes, I'm
laughing at you. Call my phone talking about my wife
gave you diabetes? Bro? For real? Humid brow? Can I
say something else? No, Dante? What what you want to say?
(05:25):
I want to say this, Duane, you just got frank baby,
This nephew tid me from the sea offy morning. So
your wife, tell me, got me a frank folks. Oh
dang yo, Oh I got your favorite all I got you?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Okay, see she told me about She told me about Marcello,
but I never heard his voice. Bro, I was on fire.
Oh my god, you're good man, Oh my god. Oh
you had me some scared dude talking about the disease. Whoa, oh,
(06:07):
especially a disease four years lingering. It's like whoa, whoa.
Oh my god, man, I was you know when she
got home. I was about to be so mad. Hey man,
you gotta tell me this man. Come on, don Jay,
what is what is the baddest? And I'm talking about
the bad radio show in the lake? To me? All funny, dude,
(06:29):
this is Steve Harvey. Morning happened, New Year happen? You're
eating right? You ain't got no diabetes? Now, I'm worried. Bro,
you can catch it like that.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
She gave me diabetes. You see what I'm saying, all this,
all this stuff she's been cooking. You see, you understand
where I'm coming from. Don't you get hear me?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I haven't. I gotta I need a moment to get
over this. He gave me diabetes. He gave me. She
gave me to that.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's what That's what it is. Need to cook all
them yams and all that stuff with all the sugar.
If they did this to me, your wife did that.
Your wife did that. I'm just saying, hey, it is
what it is. Your wife gave me a disease. You
know when you when you when you sign up and
say you want some stupid? Do I give it to.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You doctor immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, whether we want it or not, I'm gonna give
it to the trial state.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That is New York. That's a New Jersey. That's Connecticut.
The nephew is coming to town Thanksgiving comedy Fest. That
would be Dominique, Vanessa, Mitchell shell Underwood and yours truly, nephew.
Tell me y'all look at stupid right after Thanksgiving? I
got it. You looking for ignic. We got it straight
up crazy, all right, nephew, tie me coming your way
along with a legend sheerl Underwood, another legend, Dominique, and
(07:57):
then another another another legend. But as mentioned, my frat
brother were rolling up in the New New Jersey and
November the thirtieth at the New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Pack were gonna put it down.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Pickets are on sale right now, get it. While of
getting this good man, come get your laugh on right
after Black Friday and have a whole lot of fun,
all right, Right right after Black Friday.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's Black Saturday, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I'm gonna be at my black job at the n Jersey,
at the NJ Pack.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Come on, get it with.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Me, laying in the cutters, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, all right. That
would be MLK weekend. That's Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The
Nephew was coming to town to the m prov and
I never been there and told jokes in Milwaukee. Sope,
y'all been hearing about me. They've been talking about me.
Come get your stupid on you hear that prank. I'm
way more stupid that on stage, I promise I get.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I want to ask you way more weeks, all right,
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